Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)
By ForthHand
The scariest stories on the internet made fun!
We take the best and WORST creepypasta stories online, and act them out in the form of old timey horror radio dramas, all in about the span of a Coffee Break. There’s plenty of special guests. We have music, and t-shirst! It’s the extra SCREAM in your latte!
We take the best and WORST creepypasta stories online, and act them out in the form of old timey horror radio dramas, all in about the span of a Coffee Break. There’s plenty of special guests. We have music, and t-shirst! It’s the extra SCREAM in your latte!
Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)Apr 10, 2020
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12:38
Crappypasta Crorner episode 14
What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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Sep 25, 202015:40
S5, Ep13: The Legend of the Heck Home
Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons!
This week’s Stories:
“The House That No One Built”
Written by Tobias Wade
Read by The Dead Skeleton
“Self Portrait of the Dead”
Written by Tobias Wade
Read by David Phantom of Evelyn’s Casket
Musical guest: Evelyn’s Casket
With “End For You”
The House That No One Built - Creepypasta
Self-Portrait of the Dead - Creepypasta
open.spotify.com/track/5fsYxMyvOCD1hlOHJwhB5s?si=YaNoECBvS22kKBh6btQnwQ
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This week’s Stories:
“The House That No One Built”
Written by Tobias Wade
Read by The Dead Skeleton
“Self Portrait of the Dead”
Written by Tobias Wade
Read by David Phantom of Evelyn’s Casket
Musical guest: Evelyn’s Casket
With “End For You”
The House That No One Built - Creepypasta
Self-Portrait of the Dead - Creepypasta
open.spotify.com/track/5fsYxMyvOCD1hlOHJwhB5s?si=YaNoECBvS22kKBh6btQnwQ
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Sep 18, 202039:49
Crappypasta Crorner episode 13
Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem.
https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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Sep 11, 202011:36
S5, Ep12: Day of the Deada** Creepiest Stories
Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult!
This week’s Stories:
“The Cave”
Written by Archfeared/Ethan I.
Read by Evan Hughes
“...in the end”
Written by Shannon Higdon
Read by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters
Musical guest: Nekromonsters
With “Undead”
The Cave | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom
In the End - Creepypasta
open.spotify.com/track/3xqVznWhgOQGrJlMBoGf4c?si=onEmUftWT-uaIkCWqvWH2Q
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This week’s Stories:
“The Cave”
Written by Archfeared/Ethan I.
Read by Evan Hughes
“...in the end”
Written by Shannon Higdon
Read by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters
Musical guest: Nekromonsters
With “Undead”
The Cave | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom
In the End - Creepypasta
open.spotify.com/track/3xqVznWhgOQGrJlMBoGf4c?si=onEmUftWT-uaIkCWqvWH2Q
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Sep 04, 202035:59
Crappypasta Crorner episode 12
What’s that you say? You’re having the bunny man dreams again? Don’t worry, you’re just crazy! Here’s a story that might help you cope.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/ghvwdn/piano_keys_distantly_ringing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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Aug 28, 202009:24
S5 Ep11: Interview with the Catpire
We made it! A bit late, but it’s still here. This week we talk to Cat vampires, and pumpkins! Have a seat and turn your ear sphincters on!
This week’s Stories:
“One Last Drink”
Written by Shadowswimmer77
Read by Jacob Hatfield
Musical guest: Super Monster Party
With “Altered Beast”
https://l.instagram.com/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.supermonsterparty.com%2F&e=ATN2qD2JL99GhutDr5sPWj7ScPOz6N7IHoBE5bVZ3Qfc6_MHtvUGrhLfG3W5GcfHXoSbHgG7CW_VMkxe32AS30tcxhOsrgRk9IaREQ&s=1
https://www.creepypasta.com/one-last-drink/
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Aug 24, 202027:34
Crappypasta Crorner episode 11
Yesterday you said today, so just DO IT! All of your favorite British invaders are back in this week’s action packed adventure! Remember Beatlemania? That was awesome.
The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode | CJayMarch Wiki | Fandom
Special thanks to the fellas at Films On Trial podcast.
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The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode | CJayMarch Wiki | Fandom
Special thanks to the fellas at Films On Trial podcast.
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Aug 14, 202018:27
S5, Ep10: Circus of Boobs
What would you do if a fortune teller told you something horrible was going to happen? What about if you had a little clown hiding in your home? Join us as the gang finds the answers to these questions while tackling life’s most difficult quandary; what to eat for lunch.
This week’s Stories:
“The Oracle”
Written by K Brown
Read by Jacob Hatfield
“The Clown Statue "
Written by honeybunny00
Read by 5¢ Freak Show
Musical guest: 5¢ Freak Show “5¢ Freak Show”
open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=4sd66kWsS42ZOcCRNq_Prg
The Oracle - Creepypasta
www.wattpad.com/amp/26622135
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This week’s Stories:
“The Oracle”
Written by K Brown
Read by Jacob Hatfield
“The Clown Statue "
Written by honeybunny00
Read by 5¢ Freak Show
Musical guest: 5¢ Freak Show “5¢ Freak Show”
open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=4sd66kWsS42ZOcCRNq_Prg
The Oracle - Creepypasta
www.wattpad.com/amp/26622135
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Aug 07, 202034:11
Garth Garfunkel’s Freakshow Grandstand ep2
Funky is back with another great lineup of horror themed music! Settle down and cozy up on this lazy Sunday, and let the Funk-man’s needle rip through these hot tracks for the next hour.
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punkenstein.bandcamp.com/track/dead-sushi
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youtu.be/5nGW_A4fG-0
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drive.google.com/file/d/1aiFmqEtzvTjuAhNtvFgvlNBZH7bvXG7c/view
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Aug 02, 202001:05:02
Crappypasta Crorner episode 10
It’s Morphin’ Time! At least that’s what we would say if this was your typical Power Rangers story. This week we take another plunge into the demented and nonsensical world of Crappypasta, with a story that should have never been told.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/hqudcm/power_rangers_crayola_force/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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Jul 31, 202008:45
S5, Ep9: Episode 9 From Outer Space
Ever wonder if there is life beyond our own solar system? What if I told you there is, but they want nothing to do with us. This week our spazzy space cadets take a ride into the deep cosmos, along with Bobby Bladez and Bobby Anthem of The Inhuman Experience Podcast and Cucaracha of the band Igor & Los Lunáticos. Buckle up!
This week’s Stories:
“The Lost Transmissions of Captain William Brinkman ”
Written Maurice Blocker
Read by Bobby Anthem
“Awaiting Input "
Written by Jackson Barnard
Read by Cucaracha
Musical guest: Igor & Los Lunáticos “Horror Cósmico”
https://open.spotify.com/track/15wV7OpPSRcgO2uW6aWtC4?si=pbDBrhvATwiuqd9m4Y9Jmw
https://medium.com/lit-up/the-lost-transmissions-of-captain-william-brinkman-533b1bf18b0d
Awaiting Input - Creepypasta
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Jul 24, 202033:57
Crappypasta Crorner episode 9
Hey! What a week, eh? Wind down with a couple of randompastas. Tonight we dive into the one-breath run on sentence world of supernatural home invaders, the wannabe Lovecraftian world of ominous sea goliaths, and Eeris even gets a shot at some Crappypasta spookiness with a sweet dog story. All this, and nothing more!
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Jul 17, 202010:37
S5 Ep8: Davi and the Beyondersons
Sasquatch! Home invaders! Punk bands! This week we have a whole grab bag of stuff to freak you out. Grab a mug of your favorite ‘ccino and cozy up as we get beyond weird for you on this episode.
Guest interview:
Dan Martson and Lee Errett or Beyond Terrestrial Podcast
This week’s Stories:
“The Ballad of One Hand Dan”
Written and read by Dan Martson of Beyond Terrestrial Podcast
"I Have a Stalker, and it Excites Me"
Written by Devin Hoover
Read by Dominic Davi of Tsunami Bomb
Musical guest: Tsunami Bomb “Dead Men Can’t Catcall”
open.spotify.com/track/3Lz8uIolguUe3SAzI1xpRI?si=-8_c_7G_RnGWOJUhiHnx_w
www.creepypasta.com/i-have-a-stalker-and-it-excites-me/
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Guest interview:
Dan Martson and Lee Errett or Beyond Terrestrial Podcast
This week’s Stories:
“The Ballad of One Hand Dan”
Written and read by Dan Martson of Beyond Terrestrial Podcast
"I Have a Stalker, and it Excites Me"
Written by Devin Hoover
Read by Dominic Davi of Tsunami Bomb
Musical guest: Tsunami Bomb “Dead Men Can’t Catcall”
open.spotify.com/track/3Lz8uIolguUe3SAzI1xpRI?si=-8_c_7G_RnGWOJUhiHnx_w
www.creepypasta.com/i-have-a-stalker-and-it-excites-me/
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Jul 10, 202035:16
Crappypasta Crorner episode 8
Remember two weeks ago, when we left you hanging at the edge of your seat? Yeah, me neither, but apparently we did. Here is the second half of the thrilling adventure in house cleaning that is... Woebegone.
Woebegone
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Woebegone
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Jul 03, 202024:31
S5 Ep7: Hobo With a Shot o’ RUN!
Sometimes it’s all in your head, as the saying goes. Nobody likes to think of themselves as “crazy”, but if the voices in your head fit, well... Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests!
This week’s Stories:
“The Screaming Man
Written by wepd1985
Read by Middagh Goodwin
"The Hollow Eyes"
Written by Scorch933
Read by Z of Dead at Midnite
Musical guest: Dead At Midnite “Curse of You”
https://open.spotify.com/track/26ArPm5jCRPgp3WLS3B8XJ?si=DXgfGDCVRCC535t1XTIk3w
https://www.reddit.com/r/scaryshortstories/comments/g481ct/the_screaming_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
https://www.creepypasta.com/the-hollow-eyes/
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Jun 26, 202037:07
Garth Garfunkel’s Freakshow Grandstand Ep1
In this new side series, we let Garth Garfunkel man the controls as he takes us through his private record collection. Grab whatever drink you need to get you through this hour of terror and have a funky time with Funky!
Theme music: 5¢ Freakshow
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Darkness | xSCHOCKx
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youtu.be/jRM_4HvNvCk
Theme music: 5¢ Freakshow
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Darkness | xSCHOCKx
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youtu.be/jRM_4HvNvCk
Jun 21, 202044:05
Crappypasta Crorner episode 7
Don’t you just hate it?! You clean and clean, day in and day out, but the dirt just keeps coming back! It’s just a fact of life we all must endure. The only advice we can give you is to take a lesson from this week’s episode, and stay far away from strangers with miracle cures. Here’s part one in our two part Crappypasta adventure, “Woebegone” a short story by Kelley
Woebegone
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Woebegone
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Jun 19, 202015:38
S5, Ep6: The one where the gang melts your face/off
What would you do if you came face to face with yourself? Would you yell “Doppelgänger!” and tackle them to the ground, or would you SCREAM and run away? We suggest making friends with them and tuning in together to this week’s double-your-pleasure-double-your-fun episode! Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests!
This week’s Stories:
"I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler"
Written by CageVenom
Read by Ethan Smith
"Miracle Girl"
Written by Jason Gorbel
Read by Razor De Rockefeller of The Mary Lous
Musical guest: The Mary Lous with the song “When My Brain Falls Out”
I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler - Creepypasta
Miracle Girl - Creepypasta
open.spotify.com/track/5v7bWSiIgTpIaKrM3YNqrs?si=grlFtIwnSIebcJzkvCT6DA
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This week’s Stories:
"I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler"
Written by CageVenom
Read by Ethan Smith
"Miracle Girl"
Written by Jason Gorbel
Read by Razor De Rockefeller of The Mary Lous
Musical guest: The Mary Lous with the song “When My Brain Falls Out”
I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler - Creepypasta
Miracle Girl - Creepypasta
open.spotify.com/track/5v7bWSiIgTpIaKrM3YNqrs?si=grlFtIwnSIebcJzkvCT6DA
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Jun 12, 202036:02
Crappypasta Crorner episode 6
Skin! YOU’RE IN IT! But not for long if you hang around. This week we take a double twist dive into the Crappyverse with a Crappypasta double feature! There’s Skin-takers, puppets, and all around nightmare-fueled fun times ahead.
This week’s Stories:
"Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker"
Credit to Brian and “Friends from school”
Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker
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Jun 05, 202013:33
S5, Ep5: Devil’s Avocados
Repugnance! Revulsion! Disgust!
They’re all instore in this week’s horrorfest! Join us as we have a laugh with ol’ Satan as he offers a job to actor and writer Patrick Jankiewicz, and later blackmails podcaster and rapper Tomcat Thompson into a hotter than Hell love triangle! Last time I made a bet with the devil, it was to see who could eat the most Hot Pockets- I WON!!! Let’s see how this week’s guests fare…
This week’s Stories:
"Satan Offered Me a Job"
Written by David Maloney (a.k.a. LifeIsStrangeMeToo)
Read by Patrick Jankiewicz
Check out his newest book- You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry: A Hulk Companion
www.amazon.com/dp/1593936508/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JldOEb1KWZ70G
“Pact with the Devil”
Pact with the Devil | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom
Read “Tomcat” Thompson
Musical Guest:
TOMCAT and Kirby
With song “Devil’s Polka”
youtu.be/0Cix7ZM6wlA
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They’re all instore in this week’s horrorfest! Join us as we have a laugh with ol’ Satan as he offers a job to actor and writer Patrick Jankiewicz, and later blackmails podcaster and rapper Tomcat Thompson into a hotter than Hell love triangle! Last time I made a bet with the devil, it was to see who could eat the most Hot Pockets- I WON!!! Let’s see how this week’s guests fare…
This week’s Stories:
"Satan Offered Me a Job"
Written by David Maloney (a.k.a. LifeIsStrangeMeToo)
Read by Patrick Jankiewicz
Check out his newest book- You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry: A Hulk Companion
www.amazon.com/dp/1593936508/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JldOEb1KWZ70G
“Pact with the Devil”
Pact with the Devil | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom
Read “Tomcat” Thompson
Musical Guest:
TOMCAT and Kirby
With song “Devil’s Polka”
youtu.be/0Cix7ZM6wlA
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May 29, 202042:57
Crappypasta Crorner episode 5
Hey! It’s Tomcat! Come get your favorite anime body pillow and cuddle up!!
May 22, 202007:54
S5, Ep4: Invasion of the Bad Story Hatchers
Guess who’s wearing their birthday suit! THATS RIGHT!! The demon that took it from you!
"I found a human tooth in my pocket”
Written by TheBlueMovies
Read by Charli Marie
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“The Devourer”
Written by SOMEORDINARYGAMERS
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"I found a human tooth in my pocket”
Written by TheBlueMovies
Read by Charli Marie
charli-marie.com
“The Devourer”
Written by SOMEORDINARYGAMERS
Read by Wellington Belarmino,Silas Cabral and Genildo Rodrigues of Zumbi Holocausto
Musical Guest:
Zumbi Holocausto
With song “Mata”
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May 15, 202032:00
Crappypasta Crorner episode 4
Hang ten, Bubba Ben! We have so much stuff in here! (Slaps episode)
May 08, 202013:33
S5, Ep3: Corny Kids
Got a zombie kid in your closet? Better go catch it! AhahahahabahaahahahahhahahahahahahHabHhHhHhHHHhHahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaaha
"Terry"
Written by Zolast
Read by Bill Foster
“Love Potion”
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"Terry"
Written by Zolast
Read by Bill Foster
“Love Potion”
Written by Unknown From Scaryforkids.com
Read by Justin xSCHOCKx
Musical Guest:
XSchockX
With song “Withered Lover”
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May 01, 202026:28
Crappypasta Crorner episode 3
Hey! Is that my package you took off my porch? You keep it, you porch package taker.
Apr 24, 202007:59
S5, Ep2: Moonshiney Hiney
Hey! You can’t do that here! That’s illegal!!!
Get a room, you DWEEB!!!
"The Legend of Carter Bale”
Written by Shelton Fisher
Read by Patrick Lescarbeau
“Sarah’s Coulrophobia”
Written by Kiriakos Vilchez
Read by Daniel Mager
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Get a room, you DWEEB!!!
"The Legend of Carter Bale”
Written by Shelton Fisher
Read by Patrick Lescarbeau
“Sarah’s Coulrophobia”
Written by Kiriakos Vilchez
Read by Daniel Mager
Musical Guest:
The Classy Wrecks
With song “Superman (is going to Hell)”
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Apr 17, 202029:23
Crappypasta Crorner episode 2
You should’ve listened to yo mama, now you’re here! Aahahahahahaahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha
Apr 10, 202012:38
ForthHand Media Network Round Table - Episode 1: Covid-19
All the great ForthHand shows rolled into one (big cluster f***) Hysteria 51
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The Mad Scientist
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Rad or Fad
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Sad Times
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Happy Horror Coffee Break
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Penny Haven
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Apr 04, 202056:21
Crappypasta Crorner Ep1
We can’t just spit out full episodes every week Willy nilly! What do you think we are, some kinda silly willy spitters??!!! This is a new spin-off episode dedicated to the CRAPPIEST pastas you could eat!
Apr 03, 202011:51
S5, Ep1: Dance of the Debils
Hey! Is that a demon in your pants! Probably.
"Something's Wrong with Madeline"
Written by Elizabeth Frazier
Read by Dawn Moultroup
“Masks”
Written by Josh “JaShinYa” Musser
Read by Christofer Johnsson
Musical Guest:
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With song “Evil Masquerade”
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"Something's Wrong with Madeline"
Written by Elizabeth Frazier
Read by Dawn Moultroup
“Masks”
Written by Josh “JaShinYa” Musser
Read by Christofer Johnsson
Musical Guest:
Luciferina Light Orchestra
With song “Evil Masquerade”
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Apr 01, 202028:25
Season 4 Inter-messo
It’s OVER!! IT’S ALL OVERRRR!!!! Season 4 is over, but season 5 will be here, later than you think!
Jan 29, 202001:56
S4: XMAS Smecial, The Tird!
It’s Christmas time, again! BYOP, Bring your own presents!
The returned relative by V. Page, read by Michael Coale of The Penny Haven podcast
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The figure in the recliner by Arthur H., read by Lee Errett of the Beyond Terrestrial podcast
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Shout out to Tomcat and Kirby’s Strange brew podcast
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Musical Guest, Lost in Static with the song “All I want for Christmas is you”
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The returned relative by V. Page, read by Michael Coale of The Penny Haven podcast
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The figure in the recliner by Arthur H., read by Lee Errett of the Beyond Terrestrial podcast
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Shout out to Tomcat and Kirby’s Strange brew podcast
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Musical Guest, Lost in Static with the song “All I want for Christmas is you”
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Jan 12, 202018:39
S4, Ep10: Californ-Yaaas Queen
How do you solve a problem like GOVERNMENT GOONS chasing you all over the world? I don’t know, that’s on you, Barnaby! Our lives are all made up!!
The fate of humanity, by Frank Phillips
Through the window, by Brian
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Musical guest Frank Vencci, song What’s the deal
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The fate of humanity, by Frank Phillips
Through the window, by Brian
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Musical guest Frank Vencci, song What’s the deal
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Dec 13, 201933:12
S4, Ep9: Englandular Secretions
Meat pies? Oh mies! Get your spice girls cassettes rewound, we’re about to shimmy to the left, and have a good time! CHIPS! The Queen’s Guard by inaaace, read by Marc Jeffrey
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Musical guest Queen Zee, song Loner
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Musical guest Queen Zee, song Loner
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Dec 02, 201920:43
S4, Ep8: Scot-Free Radio
How’s about a nice kick in the booty? Well that’s how much it’ll cost ya! SIKE! Just don’t forget to tip.
Nov 15, 201928:25
S4, Ep7: Your Deepest Des-Ireland
I don’t understand this game, but hey, there’s fish! Welcome to Ireland, bish.
Sauin, by John Fitzgerald
The Fairies, by Tom
The Wailing Irish Banshee, by Serena Ó Longáin
Musical guest, Cherym - Take It Back
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Sauin, by John Fitzgerald
The Fairies, by Tom
The Wailing Irish Banshee, by Serena Ó Longáin
Musical guest, Cherym - Take It Back
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Sep 17, 201942:36
S4, Ep6: We had our lows and Ohio’s
It’s easy to get lost when you’re stupid. Not you, I meant, like, the ROYAL you, like as in “yoooou are sooooo baaaad at stuff”. That’s not a saying, I don’t know. I’m sorry.
Hands, by Unseen_wombat
The Steubenville Ghost, by unknown
Undying, by pbninja
Musical guest, Walker OG - Pangea
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Hands, by Unseen_wombat
The Steubenville Ghost, by unknown
Undying, by pbninja
Musical guest, Walker OG - Pangea
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Aug 30, 201927:17
S4, Ep.5: Are You Tex-perienced?
Happy Tex-mas! Somebody doesn’t get how mail works, so now we’re living the rough n tumble lives of cowboys, maybe.
A sunset in Texas, by StarlessandBibleBlack
Song No Alibi by Musical guest Cowboy Diplomacy
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A sunset in Texas, by StarlessandBibleBlack
Song No Alibi by Musical guest Cowboy Diplomacy
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Aug 02, 201927:36
S4, Ep4: Goin’ Out With Our Big Girl France On
Pro tip for meeting scary French witch doctors in Canada: don’t. At least there’s crépes.
Sleep paralysis by unknown, Paris by unknown, La Nuit by unknown.
Musical guest Requin Chagrin
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Jul 19, 201928:05
S4, Ep3: Openin’ up a Canada Whoop-A***
You met Ooccoo! If you call her in a dungeon, she will let you out and allow you to return when you want.
Hecate Island, read by Ronin Geek Podcast
Concerning the masquerade by Brennan Smith
Musical guest That Awful Rhythm
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Jul 06, 201935:01
S4, Ep2: Just a Deutsch of Humor
So the gang ended up in the land of Hasselhoff. Whadda buncha goons!
The Dentist by KellyAnneBlount, read by Cousin of the Bride of Happy Horror, Anna Wanschura
Doppelgänger by LoveLagsana
The German Medic unknown author
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The Dentist by KellyAnneBlount, read by Cousin of the Bride of Happy Horror, Anna Wanschura
Doppelgänger by LoveLagsana
The German Medic unknown author
Musical guest Mine
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Jun 21, 201925:37
S4, Ep1: Dude, Swede!
WAKE UP! The man is after us again! Well, maybe not you, you’re probably safe. Idk. Go delete your browser history just in case.
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BIG SWEDEN EPISODE
The Last Train by Ariawiseman, read by Dodi Axelson from the Weird About Sweden podcast.
Näcken By SillyNamesAreGreat, read by Topher Graham and Ariel Hansen from Bad Cookie Pictures.
The Murhader story (it never ends) by Mage White Light.
Musical guest Sannex
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The Last Train by Ariawiseman, read by Dodi Axelson from the Weird About Sweden podcast.
Näcken By SillyNamesAreGreat, read by Topher Graham and Ariel Hansen from Bad Cookie Pictures.
The Murhader story (it never ends) by Mage White Light.
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Jun 07, 201930:24
SEASON 3 FINALE
Hey! What are you still doing here? Seasons over! Go home!
Apr 12, 201930:10
S3, Ep20: Possession Obsession
Hey, you! Be quiet and don’t move! You have a bug, right in the middle of your face... Give me that newspap- oh, it just your nose. Boy, is there egg on my face. Seriously, is there egg?
Mar 29, 201927:32
S3, Ep19: All that illin’ noise
Once you hit play on this episode, whatever happens next is all on you. You’ve made your decision, and some things can’t be unheard. Hey, is that my silly putty? Put it back, you scoundrel!
Mar 18, 201917:48
S3, Ep18: The Long and Hard road to redemption
Every day when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet has an original point of view. And I say HEY! What a wonderful kind of day,
where you can learn to work and play and get along with each other. You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat.
Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street. Open up your eyes, open up your ears.
Get together and make things better by working together.
It's a simple message, and it comes from the heart;
Believe in yourself, well thats the place to start. And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day, where you learn to work and play and get along with each other.
where you can learn to work and play and get along with each other. You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat.
Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street. Open up your eyes, open up your ears.
Get together and make things better by working together.
It's a simple message, and it comes from the heart;
Believe in yourself, well thats the place to start. And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day, where you learn to work and play and get along with each other.
Mar 01, 201928:50
THe One Where The Gang Gets Arrested
So the county only allowed us 5 minutes of studio time, so here’s this crap! Full episode will be out once bail has been posted! DON’t TELL MY MOM
Feb 22, 201901:34
S3, Ep17: The Afternoon of the Not-so-dead-anymore
So ya died. Big whoop! Did you know the planet is made up of 238% dead stuff? You don’t know science at all, do you.
Feb 08, 201927:49
S3, Ep16: Don’t touch that dial!
Are ya slidin’ into home? Are your pants a’ fulla’ foam? DIE A’ HEART ATTACK, from GHOSTS! There, I said it! Now gimme back my dolly, you bastard!
Jan 25, 201922:23
Xmas Smecial Part Doo
It’s that time of year again! What do I have to do to get you to understand? I DIDN’T KNOW THE COOKIES WERE FOR SANTA! GOD FORBID WE ACTUALLY ADDRESS HIS WEIGHT PROBLEM INSTEAD IF ENABLING HIM!!!
Dec 25, 201821:17