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Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)

Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)

By ForthHand

The scariest stories on the internet made fun!
We take the best and WORST creepypasta stories online, and act them out in the form of old timey horror radio dramas, all in about the span of a Coffee Break. There’s plenty of special guests. We have music, and t-shirst! It’s the extra SCREAM in your latte!
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Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)Nov 16, 2018

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Crappypasta Crorner episode 14

Crappypasta Crorner episode 14

What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows
Sep 25, 202015:40
S5, Ep13: The Legend of the Heck Home
Sep 18, 202039:49
Crappypasta Crorner episode 13

Crappypasta Crorner episode 13

Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows
Sep 11, 202011:36
S5, Ep12: Day of the Deada** Creepiest Stories
Sep 04, 202035:59
Crappypasta Crorner episode 12

Crappypasta Crorner episode 12

What’s that you say? You’re having the bunny man dreams again? Don’t worry, you’re just crazy! Here’s a story that might help you cope. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/ghvwdn/piano_keys_distantly_ringing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows
Aug 28, 202009:24
S5 Ep11: Interview with the Catpire

S5 Ep11: Interview with the Catpire

We made it! A bit late, but it’s still here. This week we talk to Cat vampires, and pumpkins! Have a seat and turn your ear sphincters on! This week’s Stories: “One Last Drink” Written by Shadowswimmer77 Read by Jacob Hatfield Musical guest: Super Monster Party With “Altered Beast” https://l.instagram.com/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.supermonsterparty.com%2F&e=ATN2qD2JL99GhutDr5sPWj7ScPOz6N7IHoBE5bVZ3Qfc6_MHtvUGrhLfG3W5GcfHXoSbHgG7CW_VMkxe32AS30tcxhOsrgRk9IaREQ&s=1 https://www.creepypasta.com/one-last-drink/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070
Aug 24, 202027:34
Crappypasta Crorner episode 11
Aug 14, 202018:27
S5, Ep10: Circus of Boobs
Aug 07, 202034:11
Garth Garfunkel’s Freakshow Grandstand ep2
Aug 02, 202001:05:02
Crappypasta Crorner episode 10

Crappypasta Crorner episode 10

It’s Morphin’ Time! At least that’s what we would say if this was your typical Power Rangers story. This week we take another plunge into the demented and nonsensical world of Crappypasta, with a story that should have never been told. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/hqudcm/power_rangers_crayola_force/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
Jul 31, 202008:45
S5, Ep9: Episode 9 From Outer Space

S5, Ep9: Episode 9 From Outer Space

Ever wonder if there is life beyond our own solar system? What if I told you there is, but they want nothing to do with us. This week our spazzy space cadets take a ride into the deep cosmos, along with Bobby Bladez and Bobby Anthem of The Inhuman Experience Podcast and Cucaracha of the band Igor & Los Lunáticos. Buckle up! This week’s Stories: “The Lost Transmissions of Captain William Brinkman ” Written Maurice Blocker Read by Bobby Anthem “Awaiting Input " Written by Jackson Barnard Read by Cucaracha Musical guest: Igor & Los Lunáticos “Horror Cósmico” https://open.spotify.com/track/15wV7OpPSRcgO2uW6aWtC4?si=pbDBrhvATwiuqd9m4Y9Jmw https://medium.com/lit-up/the-lost-transmissions-of-captain-william-brinkman-533b1bf18b0d Awaiting Input - Creepypasta Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070
Jul 24, 202033:57
Crappypasta Crorner episode 9
Jul 17, 202010:37
S5 Ep8: Davi and the Beyondersons
Jul 10, 202035:16
Crappypasta Crorner episode 8
Jul 03, 202024:31
S5 Ep7: Hobo With a Shot o’ RUN!

S5 Ep7: Hobo With a Shot o’ RUN!

Sometimes it’s all in your head, as the saying goes. Nobody likes to think of themselves as “crazy”, but if the voices in your head fit, well... Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: “The Screaming Man Written by wepd1985 Read by Middagh Goodwin "The Hollow Eyes" Written by Scorch933 Read by Z of Dead at Midnite Musical guest: Dead At Midnite “Curse of You” https://open.spotify.com/track/26ArPm5jCRPgp3WLS3B8XJ?si=DXgfGDCVRCC535t1XTIk3w https://www.reddit.com/r/scaryshortstories/comments/g481ct/the_screaming_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.creepypasta.com/the-hollow-eyes/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
Jun 26, 202037:07
Garth Garfunkel’s Freakshow Grandstand Ep1
Jun 21, 202044:05
Crappypasta Crorner episode 7
Jun 19, 202015:38
S5, Ep6: The one where the gang melts your face/off
Jun 12, 202036:02
Crappypasta Crorner episode 6

Crappypasta Crorner episode 6

Skin! YOU’RE IN IT! But not for long if you hang around. This week we take a double twist dive into the Crappyverse with a Crappypasta double feature! There’s Skin-takers, puppets, and all around nightmare-fueled fun times ahead. This week’s Stories: "Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker" Credit to Brian and “Friends from school” Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
Jun 05, 202013:33
S5, Ep5: Devil’s Avocados
May 29, 202042:57
Crappypasta Crorner episode 5

Crappypasta Crorner episode 5

Hey! It’s Tomcat! Come get your favorite anime body pillow and cuddle up!!
May 22, 202007:54
S5, Ep4: Invasion of the Bad Story Hatchers
May 15, 202032:00
Crappypasta Crorner episode 4

Crappypasta Crorner episode 4

Hang ten, Bubba Ben! We have so much stuff in here! (Slaps episode)
May 08, 202013:33
S5, Ep3: Corny Kids
May 01, 202026:28
Crappypasta Crorner episode 3

Crappypasta Crorner episode 3

Hey! Is that my package you took off my porch? You keep it, you porch package taker.
Apr 24, 202007:59
S5, Ep2: Moonshiney Hiney
Apr 17, 202029:23
Crappypasta Crorner episode 2

Crappypasta Crorner episode 2

You should’ve listened to yo mama, now you’re here! Aahahahahahaahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha
Apr 10, 202012:38
ForthHand Media Network Round Table - Episode 1: Covid-19
Apr 04, 202056:21
Crappypasta Crorner Ep1

Crappypasta Crorner Ep1

We can’t just spit out full episodes every week Willy nilly! What do you think we are, some kinda silly willy spitters??!!! This is a new spin-off episode dedicated to the CRAPPIEST pastas you could eat!
Apr 03, 202011:51
S5, Ep1: Dance of the Debils
Apr 01, 202028:25
Season 4 Inter-messo

Season 4 Inter-messo

It’s OVER!! IT’S ALL OVERRRR!!!! Season 4 is over, but season 5 will be here, later than you think!
Jan 29, 202001:56
S4: XMAS Smecial, The Tird!
Jan 12, 202018:39
S4, Ep10: Californ-Yaaas Queen
Dec 13, 201933:12
S4, Ep9: Englandular Secretions
Dec 02, 201920:43
S4, Ep8: Scot-Free Radio

S4, Ep8: Scot-Free Radio

How’s about a nice kick in the booty? Well that’s how much it’ll cost ya! SIKE! Just don’t forget to tip.
Nov 15, 201928:25
S4, Ep7: Your Deepest Des-Ireland
Sep 17, 201942:36
S4, Ep6: We had our lows and Ohio’s
Aug 30, 201927:17
S4, Ep.5: Are You Tex-perienced?
Aug 02, 201927:36
S4, Ep4: Goin’ Out With Our Big Girl France On
Jul 19, 201928:05
S4, Ep3: Openin’ up a Canada Whoop-A***
Jul 06, 201935:01
S4, Ep2: Just a Deutsch of Humor
Jun 21, 201925:37
S4, Ep1: Dude, Swede!
Jun 07, 201930:24
SEASON 3 FINALE

SEASON 3 FINALE

Hey! What are you still doing here? Seasons over! Go home!
Apr 12, 201930:10
S3, Ep20: Possession Obsession

S3, Ep20: Possession Obsession

Hey, you! Be quiet and don’t move! You have a bug, right in the middle of your face... Give me that newspap- oh, it just your nose. Boy, is there egg on my face. Seriously, is there egg?
Mar 29, 201927:32
S3, Ep19: All that illin’ noise

S3, Ep19: All that illin’ noise

Once you hit play on this episode, whatever happens next is all on you. You’ve made your decision, and some things can’t be unheard. Hey, is that my silly putty? Put it back, you scoundrel!
Mar 18, 201917:48
S3, Ep18: The Long and Hard road to redemption

S3, Ep18: The Long and Hard road to redemption

Every day when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet has an original point of view. And I say HEY! What a wonderful kind of day,
where you can learn to work and play and get along with each other. You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat.
Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street. Open up your eyes, open up your ears.
Get together and make things better by working together.
It's a simple message, and it comes from the heart;
Believe in yourself, well thats the place to start. And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day, where you learn to work and play and get along with each other.
Mar 01, 201928:50
THe One Where The Gang Gets Arrested

THe One Where The Gang Gets Arrested

So the county only allowed us 5 minutes of studio time, so here’s this crap! Full episode will be out once bail has been posted! DON’t TELL MY MOM
Feb 22, 201901:34
S3, Ep17: The Afternoon of the Not-so-dead-anymore

S3, Ep17: The Afternoon of the Not-so-dead-anymore

So ya died. Big whoop! Did you know the planet is made up of 238% dead stuff? You don’t know science at all, do you.
Feb 08, 201927:49
S3, Ep16: Don’t touch that dial!

S3, Ep16: Don’t touch that dial!

Are ya slidin’ into home? Are your pants a’ fulla’ foam? DIE A’ HEART ATTACK, from GHOSTS! There, I said it! Now gimme back my dolly, you bastard!
Jan 25, 201922:23
Xmas Smecial Part Doo

Xmas Smecial Part Doo

It’s that time of year again! What do I have to do to get you to understand? I DIDN’T KNOW THE COOKIES WERE FOR SANTA! GOD FORBID WE ACTUALLY ADDRESS HIS WEIGHT PROBLEM INSTEAD IF ENABLING HIM!!!
Dec 25, 201821:17