Hardcore Husky Football Podcast
By Derek Johnson
Hardcore Husky Football PodcastMay 21, 2022
Saturday hangout with the Sweatpants General
Derek and Koopdog, aka The Sweatpants General, discuss all sorts of things, like will the Tybo Rogers situation impact Kalen DeBoer, how much money did Mike Price lose by being fired by Bama and then coaching at UTEP, and how Koop wouldn't bat an eye if he saw Steve Belichick dumpster diving in the U-District.
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A Spring Filled with Intrigue; Shrouded in Mystery
Well it took the fellas a few minutes to get warmed up in this one (they spent the first 20 minutes complaining about the current state of college football). But then they got going with a solid hour of fun football talk! Shout outs to Dirtysowfdawg, PurpleBaze, Race Bannon and Fudgie (aka BackthePack).
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A Deep Dive into Thin Lizzy and Phil Lynott
Happy St Patrick's Day! Do you have any Irish in ya? Would you like some Irish in ya? Come hang out with the boys as they discuss the late Phil Lynott and Thin Lizzy. They discuss Lynott's personal history and cool magnetism and list their favorite songs and guitar solos. As JoeEDangerously put it, "Thin Lizzy was a rock band's rock band."
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The Dream Season that ended in a Nightmare - Part 1
Come join Derek, JoeEDangerously and WoolleyDoog as they review the first four games of Washington's amazing 2023 season. It's part one of a four part series!
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High Octane Football Talk with Derek and Doogles
Come hang out with us as Derek and Doogles talked a bunch of Husky Football and Big Ten weakness on this Saturday morning. Plus, Doogles tells his story of running into Ohio State coach John Cooper.
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Taking off the Purple-Colored Glasses and putting on the Visor of Reality
Derek, Joey and Woolley assess the state of Washington Football in the early stages of the Jedd Fisch era. The boys resisted the impulse to go down the Germie Bernard rabbit hole.
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Let the Pillaging Begin
What a whirlwind the past week has been! Jedd Fisch is now the head coach of the Washington Huskies. Join Derek, Joey and WoolleyDoog as they break it all down. The episode is also replete with several head-scratching deep dives, which have become the calling card of this podcast. The show opens with an argument between @YellowSnow and the late @puppylove_sugarsteel
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Jimmy Lake left UW in better shape than did Kalen DeBoer
Derek, Joey and Woolley are reeling today as they try to make sense of Kalen DeBoer bolting for Bama. After just two seasons and a 25-3 record, DeBoer ain't here no mo! It's also clear that DeBoer coached the national championship game while in negotiations with Alabama. Suddenly, UW's super bright future proves to be a mirage as the team is gutted and adrift on the seas of mediocrity. Derek makes a half-hearted pitch for Pete Carroll as an emergency stop gap. Names like Jed Fisch and Keith Gilbertson pop up in the conversation. (We'll leave it to the listeners to discern whether we were serious or not). Fudgie was supposed to join us but never showed up. As we concluded the broadcast we went to do a buddy check to make sure Fudgepacker is doing okay.
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Well that sucked
Derek, WoolleyDoog, JoeEDangerously and guest Haie commiserate after Washington's disappointing loss to Michigan in the national championship game last night.
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Washington is the Ron Paul of College Football
It's happening! Washington knocks off the playcalling genius and master of deception Steve Sarkisian and Texas to advance to the National Championship game vs Michigan! As the late Pup would said, "Holy fuckall!"
Enjoy!
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3rd Annual Hardcore Husky Holiday Awards Show
Come hang out with Derek, JoeEDangerously and WoolleyDoog as they look back on the 2023 season and announce the winners of the Fake Tough Guy of the Year, The Tin Foil Hat Conspiracy of the Year, and the Pup Memorial Post of the Year.
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Hangin' with the Sweatpants General
Derek and Koopdog (aka The Sweatpants General) get together for their annual Oktoberfest that this year became Decemberfest. They talked about the 2023 Huskies season, Michael Penix and the Heisman, Rome Odunze and the Biletnikoff Award, old battles with Greg Lewis, Koop's viral meme of Chris Petersen that rankled Auburn University's athletic department, as well as shout outs to Muhammad Ali, Gerry Cooney, Fudgie, Muttzen and SFGBob. (There's a motley group for ya).
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The Night They Drove Duck Refuge Down
Cowboy Pup was in the studio this morning and sang a cover version of The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down. Enjoy!
Reviewing the Ridiculous All-Pac 12 Teams and Other Musings
The boys are joined by Haie from the Hardcore Husky message boards. Come hang out with us as we discuss the end of the regular season and look forward to the Sugar Bowl showdown with Sark's Texas Longhorns. Also, December donators got their shoutouts!
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Pac-12 Championship Postgame Pod
Come hang out with Derek and JoeEDangerously as they revel in Washington's 34-31 win over Oregon in the Pac-12 Championship Game. They give tons of shout outs to UW players who came through on the big stage. They also discuss Kirk Herbstreit's incessant slobbering all over Bo Nix and Oregon. They answer listener questions and WoolleyDoog makes a memorable cameo on the pod. Note: Derek totally forgot to give shout outs to donators from the past two days. We will be having another podcast very soon and he promises to deliver the shout outs on that episode. Also of note, Derek did keep his promise to BananasNBlondes to play the notorious "Fancy Feast" Pup rant to start the show (since the Huskies beat Oregon). Derek finds the rant juvenile and distasteful and all we can say is that listener discretion is advised.
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Washington-Oregon Title Game will be a MALE SOAP OPERA on Steroids!
Joey is getting angry! Come join the fellas with special guest Doogles as we dissect the Apple Cup and look toward Friday night's Pac-12 Championship showdown between the Oregon Ducks and YOUR Washington Huskies. Joey goes off on several rants, WoolleyDoog issued a threat (which was edited out) and Doogles cited the moments during the Apple Cup when he was eyeballing the liquor cabinet. This episode is replete with Seinfeld references and we tried to get to all our listeners' questions.
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Huskies outbattle Beavlet to improve to 11-0!
Washington bid Oregon State adieu last night in Corvallis with a 22-20 win. Nobody knows when these two teams will ever play again. The Beavs move on to the Civil War game with Oregon, while Washington will take on the Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction Cougs in what might be the final Apple Cup ever this coming Saturday. The boys break it all down with special guest CFetters_Nacho_Lover. We also answer listener questions!
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Humdinger Huskies Now in a Class by Themselves
An explosive offense that made the needed plays against a tough, physical Utah team. A defense that gave viewers heartburn in the first half but somehow saved the day in the end. A remarkable head coach that suffuses positivity into his players regardless of circumstance. These are the 2023 Washington Huskies: 10-0 for only the second time in school history and headed to Corvallis for a showdown with 8-2 Beavlet.
We also answer questions from posters and succeeded in not going down the Texas A&M rabbit hole. The show opens with AI Norm MacDonald responding to a listener question. Editor's noteL During the broadcast, the poster BananasNBlondes sent in a $50 donation to Hardcore Husky, along with a demand that Cowboy Pup be brought back for show openings. He shall return next week.
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Penix Outduels the Talented but Hypersensitive Primadonna
Derek, Joey and WoolleyDoog enjoy the big win over USC. Of course, there were a couple of regressions where we complained about the refs and discussed the woes on defense. But a fairly upbeat podcast where we enjoy the 9-0 Dawgs. Admittedly, we failed to mention Dillon Johnson and his 256 yards rushing until late in the show, for which we apologized. We also answer a bunch of listener questions. The show opens with A.I. Norm MacDonald reading a graphic post from PurpleJ and then expressing his disappointment over said post.
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Joey Says "Forget Stanford. Let's go in dry vs USC!"
Another week, another anxiety-inducing game against another greased-up inferior opponent. The smoke has cleared, the dust has settled, and UW remains unbeaten. Come hang out with Derek, Joey and WoolleyDoog as they break it all down and answer questions from our valued posters.
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Paranoid, bankrupt, and 7-0
The boys dissect, joke, analyze and kvetch over UW's desultory win over ASU Saturday night. Washington somehow retained its #5 ranking in the AP poll. Credit to LoneStarDawg for this week's episode title.
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Huskies take down Oregon in Epic Affair
When all looked lost, Santa Lanning gave the Huskies one last chance. Big Penix Energy took advantage of the situation and scored the game-winning TD. Now the Dawgs are 6-0 and its all blue skies and uplifting tailwinds for Washington.
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This Saturday's Sizzling Point-a-Minute Showdown: UW vs Oregon
The boys start with "Cool Story Bro Story Hour" before launching into excitable talk about the upcoming battle of the unbeatens... The Washington Huskies and Michael Penix vs the Oregon Ducks and Bo Nix. Husky Stadium will be rockin' like it did for the 2000 Miami Hurricanes game.
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Arizona Postgame Airing of Grievances
The boys talked immediately after the UW-Arizona game and discussed the numerous issues that plagued this game. They also cited a handful of silver linings. The show opens with AI Pup attacking former Hardcore Husky poster tierbsHsotBoobs, aka "Sven".
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We're just biding time until the Oregon Game
Another day another win over Cal. Come hang out with us as we shoot the bull and talk Husky football. Also plenty of Evan Weaver hot talk.
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"Win one for the Tugger" wasn't on the table
Derek, JoeEDangerously and WoolleyDoog react to Washington's easy win over Sparty, then go on to have an impromptu airing of grievances. Enjoy!
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Pac12 = Conference of Champions. B1G = Conference of Sexual Harassment
The boys give their assessment of Washington's 43-10 win over Tulsa before turning their attention to Michigan State and its suspended coach Mel Tucker. Plus, your usual assortment of camaraderie and malarkey.
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Penix Penetrates Boise Secondary as Huskies win Big
The boys talk about Washington's 56-19 win over Boise State yesterday at sunny Husky Stadium. The game featured Boise fans mooning the Husky crowd, physical play from Asa Turner and Dillon Johnson possibly being the reincarnation of Wayne Taulapapa. The show opens with AI Pup responding to the one time Stalin took three days off from Hardcore Husky and his concerns about going on his own sabbatical.
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Live from the Clubhouse Grill in Everett
Even with our professional mics and sound equipment, we were no match tonight for the background noise and awful karaoke that competed with our football pod. We will find quieter surroundings in the future. We almost didn't post this episode but then I'd be facing some angry emails and you wouldn't want to answer my emails for a day, you just wouldn't.
And so, with all apologies in advance, here is our second annual Preseason Meltdown Pod.
The show opens with BackThePack (aka Fudgepacker) arguing with Pup.
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Is the Big 10 Conference ready for Hardcore Husky Malarkey?
Come hang out with Derek, Joey and WoolleyDoog as they mostly revel in the news that Washington and Oregon are joining the Big 10 Conference! Will the mountainless, cultureless mess of Midwest states take to the patented malarkey of Hardcore Husky? But first, there's a final Pac-12 season to play!
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Emergency Meeting: Pac-12 in Chaos!
Derek, JoeEDangerously and WoolleyDoog are joined by CFettersNachoLover. It's an Emergency Meeting! Also, WSU has been a squatting houseguest in this conference for over 100 years!
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Avoiding the Vinny Sutherland Rabbit Hole
The boys ramble about the college football landscape talking all sorts of things with several digressions. These include stories about WoolleyDoog's dad and uncle as well as the "Jen in a sundress game." We answered listener questions and listed the players we think will get the most pre-season hype but then perform underwhelmingly during the fall.
Since we specialize in Jake Locker Hypotheticals...
The boys get together to talk Husky football, speculate on Jake Locker paths-not-taken, create a Mount Rushmore of Seinfeld side characters, and debate whether Brock Bowers would make a good name for a porn star.
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It's Washington's Last Hurrah until it all Falls Apart
The pod was a veritable halfway house this morning as guys were popping in and out during the show. With special guest haie and also Doogles was there in spirit. We talked a variety of topics but the core theme was how Memorial Day came and went without an announcement of UW leaving for the Big 10. The consensus on the show was that we'll hear that announcement by July 1st. Come hang out!
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If UW goes to the Big 10, Minnesota becomes our new Beavlet
The boys gather on a Saturday morning to appease the cleanup hitter on WoolleyDoog's softball team who was demanding a new episode. We had a fun episode -- come hang out with us.
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Should Ohio State have offered Michael Penix $10 million to be their QB?
Shut it down! It's a show with lots of Bar Rescue chatter, Husky football hawt talk, and asking the eternal question: What's the worst song on your favorite album? Shout outs include El_K, SECDAWG, Sandra6 and PurpleBaze.
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A Friday Night Pod for our Pods
The boys talked all sorts of stuff... Huskies, Deion Sanders, predicting how many wins for Colorado, Hugh Frieze, Bobby Trevino motorcycle accidents, Michael Penix in bubble wrap, how Auburn is the worst coaching job in America, how Scott Frost will be the next WSU coach, Pac-12 TV deals and the episode ends with a Seinfeld clip. Enjoy!
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Explaining the Suspension of WoolleyDoog
One of the hosts of the show has been suspended. Derek and JoeEDangerously carry on to discuss the Bad News Bears, Gary Rossington, Joe Jarzynka, Todd MacCulloch, Danny Farmer, Cade McNown, Sean McGrew, the Kelso Red Lion, Steve Gaines and Ronnie Van Zant. Shout out to BananasNBlondes, Swaye (two shouts outs!), CFettersNachoLover and haie.
Enjoy!
Could Washington Football Become the Gonzaga of the new Zombie Pac-12?
The boys discuss the future of Husky Football while pondering if the Huskies could possibly be strengthened by a weakened Pac-12 as opposed to suffering along with it. Today's show opens with a recreation of a December 2013 exchange between Pup and He_Needs_More_Time (aka "Cockus").
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Has the Pac-12 Become the Modern-Day Lynyrd Skynyrd playing at the Puyallup Fair?
Derek and JoeEDangerously are joined by special guest Doogles as the boys talk Pac-12 expansion. Should SMU and San Diego State be taken seriously? Is Jen Cohen playing the long game in waiting for a Big 10 invite? How many Husky fans remember that Erich Wilson II led Washington in rushing in the 41-3 loss to LSU in 2012? Today's show opens with Cowboy Pup expressing concern for his friend PurpleJ. All this and more on today's show! (WoolleyDoog will return soon)
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The Boy who Cried Cal and Other Musings
This show runs the gamut from hot talk about Reggie Williams, DK Metcalf, Michael Penix, Stetson Bennett, two different Mike Vindivichs, Kevin Wilhite, Kevin Hart, Taylor Barton, Francisco Tipoti, Kai Ellis and the time Rick Neuheisel coached a game against the Sedro Woolley Cubs. This episode is sponsored by Vandelay Industries.
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The Anti-Oregon Podcast
Derek, JoeEDangerously and WoolleyDoog are joined by special guest Haie as they deep-dive into all things about hating Oregon. One moment brought a chuckle as Haie compared Duck fans to CHAZ. The pod was mostly centered on Oregon but also included some Lambo / Rae Caruth hot talk. The show opens with Cowboy Pup's response from one day on Hardcore Husky when the poster AZ Duck made the unpardonable sin of asking Pup for a link from a story they were discussing.
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Predictions for 2023 and answering posters' questions
Derek, WooleyDoog and JoeEDangerously make predictions and look ahead to 2023.
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Season 4, episode 2
The Numbness and Denial Stage of the Sark Grief Cycle
On this episode recorded Dec 31st, the boys look back at the Alamo Bowl and season that was. They also peer into the psyche of Texas fans as Longhorn Nation navigates the various stages of the Sark Grief Cycle and the inevitable realization that they've been sold a bill of goods. Somehow JoeEDangerously and WoolleyDoog hoodwinked Derek into recording a 2-hour podcast when everyone knows Derek hates talking on the phone for more than 20 minutes. In any event, The Dawg finish 11-2 and were the "Alamo Bowl Winners" according to ESPN, which couldn't break away from the game fast enough in order to show Iowa State basketball highlights. Holy fuckall!
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All Roads lead to Taulapapa
Derek, WoolleyDoog and JoeEDangerously hang out on Christmas Eve morning, and name their award winners for 2022. Categories include biggest winners, biggest surprises, biggest disappointments, most concerning trends and most promising trends, among others.
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It's Time to take the Gloves Off
As a holiday treat for our longtime posters who will remember, we present Tequilla's "Take the Gloves off" rant toward Race Bannon, circa 2009. Enjoy!
Hanging out during Holiday Season Pod
As Washington prepares for its Alamo Bowl matchup with Texas, the boys celebrate the news that Bralen Trice and ZTF will be returning to UW in 2023. Then they talk all kind of Husky football stuff, including wanting to beat Sark, reliving the defensive shitshow of the 2011 Alamo Bowl, rejoicing over Quinn Ewes anemic rushing stats, and mini dives into the 2010 Boise State Broncos, ASU Sun Devils and Arizona Wildcats. Also, the boys think its pathetic that Oregon's Bo Nix is being allowed to return for another season when he's already played four full seasons of college football. Oh, and Derek goes on a mini rant on how Andre Ware should have never won the 1989 Heisman Trophy. The show opens with a Cowboy Pup reading of an old rant.
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A Visit with the Artist Formerly Known as PurpleJ
Derek visits with CoronaBruin about the late PurpleJ's experiences through the years at Hardcore Husky. Corona loves the Bruins and thinks they'll win their Sun Bowl matchup, even if he has no idea whom they'll be playing. He also reflects on meeting Derek at the Taki Tiki a few years back, and of old battles with posters like Pup and Thomas Fremont. There's even an homage to SECDawg.
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Emergency Podcast!
Michael Penix is returning for the 2023 season! Courtney Morgan is suddenly finding the golden touch with his NIL inquiries. UW finally reaching out to the Microsoft community to help fund NIL and get involved -- like we've been screaming and pleading for for ages. Things are happening and we're here to talk about it all. The show opens with a cowboy reading of Pup taking a shot at our resident ASU Sun Devil, Pitchfork51. Enjoy!
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The Piggyback Bandit and UW's Wet Dream Scenario
The boys mourn the lost Rose Bowl opportunity and riff on all sorts of things, mostly related to UW football but also including WoolleyDoog's segue into the Piggyback Bandit. The show opens with a cowboy reading of Pup detailing the difference between himself and YellowSnow. Enjoy the show!
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