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Hardly Know Her

Hardly Know Her

By Turtle Pig Productions

Hardly Know Her is a podcast about love, life, sex, and relationships! The 3 co-hosts are Zelestia, Turtlepig, and Slurptwerp.
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Ep. 148 - Call Me Zaddy

Hardly Know HerFeb 02, 2024

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Ep. 148 - Call Me Zaddy

Ep. 148 - Call Me Zaddy

Chaos Reigns -



Feb 02, 202447:15
Ep. 147 - Spit in a Willing Butthole

Ep. 147 - Spit in a Willing Butthole

Talkin' travel plans.



Jan 26, 202450:29
Ep. 146 - Penis Paywall &/or Smooch and Snack

Ep. 146 - Penis Paywall &/or Smooch and Snack

Talkin' Cockin' Blockin'



and High Quality Penis Butter


and subscribing to the Patreon for the holidays

Dec 29, 202301:08:45
Ep. 145 - Jizz the Season ft. The Yule Lads

Ep. 145 - Jizz the Season ft. The Yule Lads

Cryptid fuck list, with a candycane twist.


brief visual bits for the pervs payin' Patreon

Dec 22, 202354:23
Ep. 144 - Love Actually

Ep. 144 - Love Actually

US v UK food stuff and other Love Actually adjacent discussion

Dec 20, 202355:47
Ep. 143 - Incest Orgy

Ep. 143 - Incest Orgy

Oh boy, title says everything you need to know

Dec 01, 202346:55
Ep. 142 - Gooners

Ep. 142 - Gooners

We learn about Gooning. the Pateron ep is very NSFW

Nov 24, 202301:06:05
Ep. 141 - Don't you want that finger thing?

Ep. 141 - Don't you want that finger thing?

Turtle explains of bunch of anime things. But you gotta go to Patreon for the finger part

Nov 17, 202351:33
Ep. 140 - Sexuality in Indigenous Culture ft. Holo

Ep. 140 - Sexuality in Indigenous Culture ft. Holo

Holo visits is as we talk about sexual health and sexuality in indigenous cultures.

Nov 03, 202301:17:43
Ep. 139 - Have an Adult Conversation

Ep. 139 - Have an Adult Conversation

The HKH gang are back to discuss some Reddit r/relationshipadvice posts.

Oct 20, 202354:58
Ep. 138 - More Masculinity

Ep. 138 - More Masculinity

HHK gang welcomes back friend of the show Dan to discuss the ever evolving perception of masculinity

Sep 29, 202301:05:37
Ep. 137: Cringe / Resilient Penis

Ep. 137: Cringe / Resilient Penis

The HKH gang discuss Cringe

speaking of, go do the patreon so we can have some money

Sep 22, 202346:29
Ep. 136 - Celebrity Crush Draft

Ep. 136 - Celebrity Crush Draft

The HKH group draft their top picks for their biggest celebrity crushes.

Sep 15, 202301:06:44
Ep. 135 - Advice to Avoid

Ep. 135 - Advice to Avoid

The HKH gives some advice on something to watch out for in a relationship.


go give us money on Patreon

Aug 11, 202301:05:57
Ep. 134 - Boobies and Bootys Galor ft. Rogue & Mike

Ep. 134 - Boobies and Bootys Galor ft. Rogue & Mike

The gang are joined by Rogue and Mike to discuss generation differences in discovering pornography.

Aug 04, 202355:08
Ep. 133 - Prom, Gooners. and an Awkward Breakfast

Ep. 133 - Prom, Gooners. and an Awkward Breakfast

Back from a little summer vacation the gang returns for some chat

Jul 28, 202352:08
Ep. 132 -Responsible Media Consumption

Ep. 132 -Responsible Media Consumption

The HKHomies pull up a backwards chair to very cooly discuss being nice and smart online.


promo code Hardly


Patreon is out there ! ( Hi, Mom)

Jun 16, 202301:03:39
Ep. 131 - r/relationshipadvice pt 4

Ep. 131 - r/relationshipadvice pt 4

It's been a minute, so the HKH gang return to reddit to discuss some relationship advice.


go find the Patreon

Jun 09, 202351:47
Ep. 130 - A Soak and a Coke ft. Thank Pod for Cast Cars

Ep. 130 - A Soak and a Coke ft. Thank Pod for Cast Cars

Two shows collide, the hosts of Hardly Know Her and the hosts of Thank Pod for Cast Cars join forces to discuss... Soaking.


Patreon?

May 26, 202359:43
Ep. 129 - Another Social Media Episode

Ep. 129 - Another Social Media Episode

err..... go to our Patreon? Please?

May 19, 202359:09
Ep. 128 - Cervix Crane Strike

Ep. 128 - Cervix Crane Strike

the HKH homies debunk some old school sex myths.  

May 05, 202301:00:53
Ep. 127 - Demisexuality and Demiromantisism with Beautyrose

Ep. 127 - Demisexuality and Demiromantisism with Beautyrose

The HKH gang is joined by Beautyrose to discuss demisexuality and demiromantisism

Apr 28, 202301:23:39
Ep. 126 - Showin' the Taint on Zoom

Ep. 126 - Showin' the Taint on Zoom

I don't even know how to describe this episode.

Apr 21, 202357:28
Ep. 125 - Flesh It Up
Apr 07, 202301:11:14
Ep. 124 - Metaphorical Cum Dump

Ep. 124 - Metaphorical Cum Dump

The HKH gang discusses sexual cliches and stereotypes on this week's episode. go find the Patreon.

Mar 31, 202301:01:30
Ep. 123 - Trigger Warning Heavy Episode

Ep. 123 - Trigger Warning Heavy Episode

The gang getting into some heavier territory. Be sure to mind the trigger warnings at the top of the episode.

Mar 27, 202359:55
Ep. 122 - Dumb Horny Bitch

Ep. 122 - Dumb Horny Bitch

The gang discuss dates! Good dates, bad dates, and more.

Mar 17, 202353:15
Ep. 121 - Super Smash Tiers

Ep. 121 - Super Smash Tiers

The HKH gang place some fictional characters on sexy tiers.

Mar 10, 202301:03:01
Ep. 120 - Street Fight is too Manly?

Ep. 120 - Street Fight is too Manly?

People are being rude on the internet again.  This time it is about video game people that get into fights.  The HKH gang solves it.



You can also support us on Patreon !- https://www.patreon.com/hardlyknowher

Mar 04, 202349:35
Ep. 119 - MILF Manor

Ep. 119 - MILF Manor

MILF Manor is a television program where they got a bunch of MILFs trying to find love with a younger man.  The twist, it's each other's sons.... and the HKH crew watched and episode for you. You can also support us on Patreon !- https://www.patreon.com/hardlyknowher

Feb 17, 202301:06:30
Ep. 118 - Deep Fakes

Ep. 118 - Deep Fakes

HKH weights in on the some Deep Fake news  You can also support us on Patreon !- https://www.patreon.com/hardlyknowher

Feb 10, 202347:10
Ep. 117 - Piercings

Ep. 117 - Piercings

The HKH learns all about piercings in very specific parts of the human body.  You can also support us on Patreon !- https://www.patreon.com/hardlyknowher

Feb 03, 202358:60
Ep. 116 - Raw-dawgin' for Valentine's Day

Ep. 116 - Raw-dawgin' for Valentine's Day

Zel, Turtle, and Slurp get a head start on Valentine's Day this year.  You can also support us on Patreon !- https://www.patreon.com/hardlyknowher

Jan 27, 202351:35
Ep. 111 - Hair

Ep. 111 - Hair

The HKH gang talks hair.

Jan 20, 202301:03:11
Ep. 115 - Horoscope

Ep. 115 - Horoscope

This week the HKH gang takes a look at their Cosmo horoscopes.  You can also support us on Patreon !- https://www.patreon.com/hardlyknowher

Jan 20, 202359:49
Ep. 114 - Somebody's Aunt - Weddings pt. 2 feat. Cean Robinson

Ep. 114 - Somebody's Aunt - Weddings pt. 2 feat. Cean Robinson

Our buddy Cean comes to hang out and chat with us about his favorite stories from performing at weddings over the last four years.

Jan 13, 202301:02:46
Ep. 113 - Happy New Years!

Ep. 113 - Happy New Years!

The HKH gang rings in the new year !! 

Jan 06, 202354:22
Ep. 112 - Weddings

Ep. 112 - Weddings

The HKH gang discusses thoughts on wedding do's, don't's, advice, and ends with sharing some stories of weddings past.


Dec 16, 202201:04:36
Ep. 110 - Scars

Ep. 110 - Scars

The HKH gang is all here for a bit of an unhinged episode.  We unveil that we've started a Pateron in case anyone wants to give us some money.  And we talk about injuries that lead to scars for a bit as well.

Dec 02, 202201:05:07
Ep. 109 - Tits w/Sprinkl3saurus

Ep. 109 - Tits w/Sprinkl3saurus

Yep. It's about tits. Also, consider joining our patreon at patreon.com/hardlyknowher.

Pick up your own fake tits here: https://www.amazon.com/Realistic-Mastectomy-Prosthesis-Crossdresser-Transgender/dp/B07H3WG8V2

Nov 25, 202253:36
Ep. 108 - "Thank You for the Gentle Creampie, Senpai" or "Censorship"

Ep. 108 - "Thank You for the Gentle Creampie, Senpai" or "Censorship"

Turtle got in trouble for drawing some butt, so the Hardly gang discusses censorship in general with the occasional tangent. 

Nov 18, 202255:41
Ep. 107 - The Knot Questionnaire

Ep. 107 - The Knot Questionnaire

Another quiz time for the HKH gang.

Nov 12, 202201:02:26
Ep. 106 - Chimera Sex Quiz Part 3

Ep. 106 - Chimera Sex Quiz Part 3

Zel, Turt, and Slurp complete the Chimera Sex Quiz

Nov 04, 202245:23
Ep. 105 - Chimera Sex Quiz Part 2 AKA Connivence Penis AKA Super8 Her Pussy

Ep. 105 - Chimera Sex Quiz Part 2 AKA Connivence Penis AKA Super8 Her Pussy

Zel, Turt, and Slurp return to the Chimera Sex Quiz 

Oct 21, 202201:02:58
Ep. 104 -R/Badwomensanatomy ft. Mygicat

Ep. 104 -R/Badwomensanatomy ft. Mygicat

Mygicat returns to discuss how bad reddit and  other internet posts online via some internet thing do a pretty specularly bad job of describing woman's anatomy   

Oct 14, 202201:02:59
EP. 103 - Chimera sex quiz part 1

EP. 103 - Chimera sex quiz part 1

The HKH  gang takes the first part of a sex quiz

Oct 07, 202257:23
Ep. 102 - Swiping Left

Ep. 102 - Swiping Left

The Hardly crew is joined by a Dan to discuss some of these dating apps.

Sep 23, 202201:24:02
Ep. 101 - PokeSmash

Ep. 101 - PokeSmash

The HKH gang play smash or pass with.... Pokemon.

Sep 16, 202201:00:56
Ep. 100 - ONE HUNDRED

Ep. 100 - ONE HUNDRED

Zelestia, Turtlepig, and Slurp celebrate 100 episodes! 

Sep 09, 202201:04:13
Ep. 99 - The Do's and Don'ts of Tabletop Sexytimes

Ep. 99 - The Do's and Don'ts of Tabletop Sexytimes

Grab your d20s and your lovers, it's a roleplaying centric episode!

Sep 05, 202201:01:55