Haunt Her? I Barely Know Her!

This is the episode where we say goodbye, our lovelies. We are so happy you all came with us on this journey. It has been so much fun, but it is bittersweet we have to put the podcast down. We wish you well and hope that one day we can come back to our shit show to make you laugh again

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A 2 year old who I bet has walked farther than you in 19 hours. Also, if you find warm grass, don't touch it.

Yeah when that many people lost their lives, you know that bish is gonna be haunted. Also, learn about a ninja star shaped base!

We don't know what's more scary, the ghosts that exist 8.8km above sea level or the amount of human shit that exists 8.8km above sea level.

On todays episode, we're gonna learn about wolfsex and The Hole. Also, maybe don't build a house to rob people and then hide... or do, we aren't your parents.

Buckle up kiddos. Zoe explains the history of Friday the 13th has Katie wheezes her way through the episode.

The take away here? Don't get in ANY vehicle with a Kennedy.

We are seriously convinced that Nostradamus is on the writing team for the Simpsons. Shits be wild!

This car killed so many people and its literally not in the ways you're thinking. Additionally, bigger the bed, the bigger the fuckin... wait.. yeah. 

Even though Hawaii has small islands, it has some big, spooky hauntings in our hearts. Also, we've discovered something that makes Zoe uncomfortable: frozen people. 

*Sorry for the bad audio quality, still in between moves right now. Thank you for your patience! - Katie* Nothing screams castle quite like a porno shot on the property. Also, can we please stop building forts out of wood to just be burned down??

A cryptid so scary, so horrifying that Katie might be allergic to it. Also, don't be fooled its just a narwhal, cat fish, sturgeon, and snake all getting together to have a baby :) 

Strap in kiddos because you're going to learn what weighs 60,000 lbs and goes boom... and its, surprisingly, not your mother lol. 

What is it? Is it a pharmacopeia? Is it a medieval Hebrew book of random info sprinkled with some naked ladies? Is it some dude's D&D book? Tune in to find out!

Strap in boys, girls, and fellow tax payers. Starting off we got some MAAAAAAAD tea about Wizards of the Coast. Followed by Zoe's account of "When Clowns Attack"... She's afraid of clowns, why the hell she pick this topic??

You know sometimes we think aliens are harassing people just for funsies. Also, you wanna buy a 5 million dollar house that's covered in aliens? Just bring your samurai sword. 

Once again, Katie and Zoe are swooned over a woman who works hard and cares about her community and people. Also, what does a mid western sheriff, a medium, pine trees, and Teddy Roosevelt have in common? Listen in to find out

**Zoe is sick this episode, mind the lower energy**

Listen past the low energy as we come into the holidays hot with whatever fucked up colds are going around (sharing is NOT caring when its your germs, little JIMMY), but hey, here's some other holiday traditions that go on around the world that you didn't know you needed to hear.

What does atomic bomb testing and steel have to you with you? Well find out today because if we have to know the "wtf?", then so do you.

ZOE'S FUCKING APARTMENT IS HAUNTED WTF, MY BOYS. Also, plants have their shit together more than humans do. 

On this volume of spooky corner, we interview Becca from the West London Witch. She comes packing with some stories that will leave you also saying "what the fuck?" Be sure to listen because this is only part 1!

The West London Witch 

@the_west_london_witch

Come on down to the Ryan Ham Castle to get your daily dose of spoopies. Also, its not a prison, its just a.. caged merry-go-round. 

Its a bird, its a plane.. No, that's defiantly a shadow person just walking along. Also, ghosts that throw rocks are just jerks.

TW - Zoe's portion of the episode is pretty rough, we give warnings throughout the episode if you wanna tap out. Katie's story begins at 1h 14m in if you'd like to skip her story.  Also, I'm a sneeeeek. 

Its a bird! Its a plane! Get all your instruments to measure the bitch and try to figure out math and physics about it! Also, NAKED MANTIS!!!

Between a reptilian man and a evil hag that rides people in their sleep, I don't think I ever want to visit SC. Also, what so great about dumb ol' Texas anyways?

Even in the afterlife, some people just refuse to wear shoes. Also, ROTISSERIE HOT DOG GHOST MAKES A COME BACK!

Hang on to your butts because you're gonna learn about GRAPES.. like actual grapes.. just a little bit. Also, this place needs to be shut down IMMEDIATELY.

If you wanna know how to escape a prison, the spooky ladies got you on this one. Also, the monarchs just wanna... chill... in this castle. Get it?? HAHA its a JOKE!

Its a bird! Its a plane! No its a flying d*ldo! Also, this is gonna be the biggest tic tac you've ever seen. 

Watch out for your toes on this one, you might lose a few! Also, living in your own haunted house is, in fact, free content. 

Imagine the wild wild west, but in the Appalachians, but with a wolf infestation. Also, ooOOOooooo here comes the creepy Walmart pants!

Please I don't want some little ghost, crotch goblin touching my face at night. Plus, we love Dolly Parton in this house hold, but why are there people on the roof?? 

This is the longest RUNNING hotel, no one come for Zoe please. Also, this is the best SMALL TOWN bar in all of Alaska, no one come for Katie please. 

When ghosts haunt places they have never been before, that's a no from us dog. Also, how does one playfully throw a plate???

Are you from Mississippi...? Also wtf is going on in New Haven- I mean New Hampshire?

This one simple trick Catholic priests HATE to get possesses. Also, yeah I would hate Halloween too if I got possessed. 

Do the drapes match the carpet? You're gonna learn today kids! Also, boobs... that is all. 

Anyone who wants this print in their house is literally bat shit crazy *cough cough*. Also, spoiler alert: everyone dies. Someone count how many people die in this and let us know LMAO.

I know no body expects the Spanish Inquisition, but did anyone expect the Gran Canyon to be haunted?? Also, its always important to know which Jefferson Hotel to do research on. 

On this episode of spooky corner, we hear about Diana's haunted house and then talk mad shit about it. Diana has seen some shit and come next Halloween, she may see more than she bargained for.. its for content though. 

Who would have known war brings in a lot of UFOs. Also, foo fighters might have a praise kink??

Georgia is haunted as pissssss, just so you know, idk if you already knew that or not. Also, if Katie hears another dumb ass pun about the semi on fire, she's gonna freakin lose it.

Like I know you're not SUPPOSED to touch the chair... but I really wanna touch the chair. Plus, don't even bother buckling up for this haunted ride- it'll do that for you. 

If you're a man, you need to steer clear of this hotel or ya gonna get touched. Also, dinner and a haunting? The spooky bitches are in! 

Do you ever wish YOU could sleep on a textbook and retain all the info?? Also, buckle up for the spicy drama that MAY or MAY NOT be genuine (please don't sue us).