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Denis went clay pigeon shooting - not for the first time, as it turns out - while Riley rediscovered the joys of Pokemon while on the road. 

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Riley had a very interesting - and not altogether positive - experience going engagement ring shopping, while Denis and his friends attempted a triple feature at a local cinema. 

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NOTE: We ran into a ton of difficulties with recording this episode. Riley's mum's internet is absolutely garbage, so we had the call dropping out, massive delays, difficulty hearing each other, and a ton of other problems. In the end, after editing out all the unusable stuff, there's good news and bad news: the bad news is it's a pretty crap episode, but the good news is we had to cut so much it ended up being our shortest episode ever. 

Denis has had some pretty intense sleeptalking episodes recently, while Riley is back in Victoria and very much not enjoying the change of climate. 

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Riley's mum has discovered a new mobile game with some of the most confusing ads you'll ever see, while Denis marvels at the hyperstimulation some people put themselves through. 

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Denis struggles with a compulsion to turn everything into content, while Riley had a couple of interesting experiences at the zoo on the weekend. 

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Riley waited seven months for a frame shop to completely fail to frame some stuff for him, while Denis tells us about how he had the worst cinema experience of his life. 

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Denis got some extremely cool stuff for Secret Santa this year - including a gift from himself - while Riley unveils a New Year's Resolution he doesn't actually think he'll achieve. 

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Riley's knee has been giving him grief in the wake of all his running, while Denis' brilliant Nordace backpack is causing him issues of an olfactory nature. 

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Denis and his friends encountered a deceptive and tricksy bartender over the weekend, while Riley is thinking about getting custom license plates for his car. 

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Riley was excited to see that Death Cab for Cutie and the Postal service are touring, while Denis is dealing with heightened inflation in Ireland.

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Denis is celebrating the holiday season with an enormous Christmas tree, while Riley has taken to running shirtless around his neighbourhood. 

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Riley is loving the onset of the hot Australian summer, while Denis lets us know how his recent driving test ended up going. 

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Denis had a weird interaction with a stranger on a bus, as you do, while Riley got rickrolled in particularly distressing circumstances. 

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Riley tells us all about his new cat and the shift in household dynamics it has brought about, while Denis wore a kilt to his mate's wedding and really kinda liked it. 

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Denis is excited at the prospect of getting some nice new towels for his house, while Riley reports back from his brother's wedding and just how well his best man's speech went. 

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Riley has returned to Australia after hosting the biggest Age of Empires tournament in history, while Denis "enjoyed" visiting an expensive fancy pop-up restaurant in a parking garage. 

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Denis shares his struggles as his favourite burger place goes out of business, while Riley has managed to have an even weirder haircut than the one he had back in episode five. 

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NOTE: The audio for this episode is pretty cooked. We used and tested new microphones and everything seemed fine, but then when it came to editing it's pretty out of control. Sorry if you find it unlistenable, at least 50% of the show's hosts feel the same way.

Atop Mount Wank, Riley and Denis talk about their experiences of Germany so far and get across some of the most dramatic things they've had happen to them while travelling through airports. 

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NOTE: The audio for this episode is pretty cooked. We used and tested new microphones and everything seemed fine, but then when it came to editing it's pretty out of control. Sorry if you find it unlistenable, at least 50% of the show's hosts feel the same way. 

Atop Mount Wank, Denis tells about his trip to Iceland and all the adventures he had there before losing his luggage on the way to Germany, which reminds Riley of the worst experience he ever had with losing his luggage. 

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Riley is off away travelling and so chats about what it was like travelling on family holidays as a kid, while Denis has an absolutely absurd story about a friend going through airport security. 

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Denis finally gets around to talking about things that haven't aged well, while Riley was potentially the victim of a massive data hack this week. 

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Riley talks of his deep shame at getting his first filling at the dentist, while Denis shares the perils of making corn ribs, a process that nearly cost him a finger.

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Denis switched gears to talk about cigarettes and alcohol despite Riley's attempts to change the subject, while Riley tells us about the most shameless person he's ever met in his life. 

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Riley returns from Far North Queensland with stories of a crocodilian nature, while Denis has handed over control of his media consumption to his friends.

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Denis, who is once again very sick, reminisces on some of the home remedies he was subjected to as a kid, while Riley takes leave of his senses and shares a bunch of embarrassing stories about when he was a teenager on the internet. 

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Riley harvests content for the podcast from his mum's recent visit to Queensland, while Denis shares some philosophical reflections on the price of convenience. 

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Denis talks about weird favours he's asked of people, while Riley has a big old whinge about workplace culture. 

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Riley goes through some of his experiences with personal grooming, while Denis continues his story of his trip across the US and talks about some of the disappointing cities he's visited. 

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Denis begins what seems to be an upcoming four-part story about his trip to the US, while Riley updates us on his book collection and the myths he's been reading. 

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Riley has been busy confiscating things off kids at the schools he's working at, while Denis has had fun with a popular new video game.

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Denis tells us about the latest discussions he had in his book club, while Riley shares an embarrassing story brought on by his Australian ignorance. 

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Riley talks about an old friend, Pete, who tried to teach himself how to lucid dream, while Denis starts a conversation about biopics that instead ends up becoming - of course - about Weezer. 

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Denis has Covid once again and has been using the time to revisit some classic old video games, while Riley had to deal with a friend who took a liberal view of playing by the rules.

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Riley talks about some of the training he's gone through in preparation to re-enter the teaching workforce, while Denis talks about seeing Weezer live in concert. 

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Denis talks about how his friends have all got dogs now and how he feels about it, while Riley shares some unfortunate Airbnb stories from over the years. 

Riley gets some long-awaited good news that has more to do with making kids cry than he'd like, while Denis recounts some of the stories from a recent bachelor party.

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Denis uncovers the wild world of his local pizza joint, Pete's Pizza, while Riley shares all the details from his first attempt at surfing in years. 

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Riley confesses to getting in trouble with other kids' parents when he was young, while Denis tells us about his secret to winning over handymen. 

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Denis talks about a strange play he went and saw, while Riley tells us about his experiences with minor natural disasters. 

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Riley rakes Denis over the coals for forgetting his birthday - twice - while Denis reminisces about the politics of high school lockers.

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Denis gets excited about the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest, while Riley tells us about a most unfortunate experience where he was misled online. 

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Riley questions whether he's out of touch given how fancy his new furniture is, while Denis reveals some of his (not very) guilty pleasures. 

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Denis tells us about his exalted childhood position being "the milkman", while Riley talks about how he came across an unexpectedly accurate car-selling trope.

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Riley details the efforts he went to to reclaim lost belongings before moving north, while Denis tells us about his recent outing to a magic show.

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Denis talks about his love of the classic Irish chicken fillet roll, while Riley has some questions about eating challenges.

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Riley shares the details of his impending move to Queensland, while Denis tells us about the worst date he ever went on - and it wasn't even his date. 

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Denis shares the story of the home movies he made as a kid, while Riley tells us about the amazing wildlife he saw on his recent trip to Tasmania. 

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Riley lets how know how his new book collection project is going, while Denis reminisces about old time capsules he made while younger.  

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Riley discusses some recent disruptions to his sleep schedule, while Denis tells us about some of the most unusual animals he's ever eaten. 

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Denis talks about the strangest thing he ever got paid for, while Riley shares his experience getting the weirdest (and fastest) haircut of his life.

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