Retired Hack Frauds

We were both paid to come out of retirement to talk about this one (not even joking) so reluctantly here we are talking about the latest Alex Garland A24 film I guess. Spoilers throughout the entire thing if you even care.

Today Dani and I have a lengthy debate about the best movies of the year while competing in a 6 round wrestling match

Half the audio went missing in uploading but I salvaged all the meat of the convo. Anyways Dani and Hayden are back one final time to talk about this garbage!

No we are not officially back, this was just a quick lil podcast about one of the worst legacy sequels we’ve ever seen.

Today Dani and Hayden are forced between 80 years in prison, or to watch the two biggest blockbusters in theaters. After find a theater that shows both they sit down to get their reviews of Barbie and Oppenheimer. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TIME CODES: 0:00 Intro, 6:43 Barbie, 33:06 OPPENHEIMER

Tonight’s program takes place in the local dungeons of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour LLC. Hayden and Fahrenheit do not exist, they are but mere fabrications. Throughout this program they review the new Wes Anderson Project, as well as Harrison Fords retirement home adventures as Indiana Jones. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TIME CODES: 0:00 Asteroid City, 46:50 Indiana Jones

After uncovering that Dani has unleashed the tapes. The two decide to gear up for the police break in…but then get sidetracked and decide to review the new Spider project. Is the Spider-verse worth all its praise? Is Twitter overreacting? Is Ben Riley the best Spider-variant? All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

After the evil Kevin Fiege finally comes for his revenge on Dani. Dani and Hayden are trapped and forced to watch a MARVEL movie. Luckily, it’s James Gunna Guardians of the Galaxy 3! Hayden and Dani give their review of the new movie, as well as their final thoughts to the MCU as a whole.

On todays episode Dani holds Hayden at gun point and forces him to watch the newest Illumination product. This time around Illumination decided to inject the minions on the Mario franchise. A 50 minute scene in this movie is dedicated to the Minions killing all the Toads over a banana. Is this movie worth the hate? Is Chris Pratt actually good? Find out today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

From the mind bending Matrix series comes the latest installment of John Wick: Matrix Resurrections. Today me and Fahrenheit discuss the latest entry of the John Wick franchise and if it’s worth all the hype of being called “the series best” of the four. So strap on your Kevlar suits, load your pistols, and pet your dog for this addition of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

On todays episode Hayden and Dani settle in court over the distribution rights of the podcast and who will ultimately own them. The judge decides the only way these two can dish out who gets the rights is by reviewing 2 new movies. Dani and Hayden decide to review Cocaine Bear and Scream VI in order to determine who has the better podcast takes. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TIME CODES: 0:00 INTRO, 2:53 Cocaine Bear, SCREAM VI 15:58

After the repossession of the studio and being forced to move out of his parents basement. Hayden is visited by Fahrenheit who was sold bad stocks in his podcast. Angry and vengeful, Fahrenheit beats the shit out of Hayden and forces him to watch two new February movies that came out. The new M Night Shaymalan movie and Tom Brady’s vanity project. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Happy 2023! In honor of another great year of movies Fahrenheit and I look back on our Top 10 Best and Worst movies of 2022. These lists are our personal opinions and rankings about movies from 2022. Other people who contributed will have their lists read out in the podcast aswell. Now kick back, relax, and enjoy todays edition of Hayden's Entertainment Hour!

Merry Christmas from Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! Today me and Dani deliver the gift of talking about a new Christmas classic that just hit theaters. Does David Harbour slay as Santa? Is it a cheesy horrible mess? Find out today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Today Fahrenheit and I are back to review the latest Benoit Blanc mystery. This time it involves Elon Musk and a bunch of rich people on an island with a mysterious killer. Does Rian Johnson craft a satisfying sequel? Is the mystery just as engaging as the first? Is Netflix stupid for only putting this movie in theaters for a week? All that’s more today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! (HEAVY SPOILERS AHEAD)

The Halloween Soft Reboot trilogy finally comes to an end tonight. Laurie and Michael face off one last time to see who will survive Halloween. However, a new character is introduced that sparks controversy between me and Dani. Are these new characters good? Will Laurie girl boss away Michael? Are the kills good? Let’s see if this final installment is a satisfying sendoff on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! ALSO HEAVY SPOILERS FOR HALLOWEEN ENDS (listen at own risk).

Today me and Fahrenheit discuss the prequel that took the world by storm. Better Call Saul has been a perfect series so far, but does the final season follow that trend? Find out as me and Fahrenheit discuss our favorite BCS Episodes, every episode of S6, and our initial interpretations and thoughts on the year jerking finale. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Finally, a movie that isn’t just superhero content! Today me and Noz talk about Jordan Peeles latest horror movie NOPE. Is this movie the Spielberg Spectacle it’s hyped up to be? Is it as deep as GET OUT or US? Will we rant about insane shit and get off topic a bunch? Find out and more on todays episode of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

PRODUCT 4!!! CLAP FOR MCU PRODUCT NUMBER 4!!! Today me and Fahrenheit go over the latest Marvel movie from Director Taika Waititi. Is it better than most of Phase 4? Or is it terribly Mid like Dr Strange? Find out today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

More superhero garbage???? Can my content ever not be superhero related??? Today me and Pr0m talk about the whacky world of The Boys and how Season 3. It’s time to discuss if this show is going in the right direction or is succumbing to being like every other generic piece of superhero content. (Also yes my microphone supposedly broke for good during this podcast…so RIP my podcast mic 🥲)

Today me and Brian go over the new disastrous new Elvis biopic with the great comedy strengths of Tom Hanks. Baz Luhrman manages to make another cocaine driven feature that’ll have you wishing you brought Tylenol to cope with it. Does Austin Butler embody the king? Or feel like another Vegas impersonator? Watch as two grown men die inside as they dissect if this is somehow worse than Bohemian Rhapsody. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

We could’ve talked about Top Gun Maverick, we could’ve discussed paint drying, we could’ve just had a podcast of Brian beating me up for an hour and 30 minutes. But yet here we are today reviewing the Bobs Burgers Movie……YAYAYAYAYYAYA

More like the Multiverse of MIDness!!! Today me and Fahrenheit go over the latest product from the MCU and talk about if it lives up to its multiversal expectations. Or if it’s simply just yet another Marvel movie with Sam Rami attached to it. Bruce Campbell on the podcast when? Find out today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Today me and Fahrenheit are here to go over Everything, Everywhere, Spoiled at Once. (Yes spoiler warning). This new A24 film has hit the big screen and is making lots of noise fast. Michelle Yeoh is back to kicking ass and taking names. It’s time to dissect is it worth all of the praise? Or is it another passable A24 film? Find out today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Hayden is given some terrible news that his podcast is financially tanking. All because his owner BrianD is demanding more money than humanly possible. The only way Hayden can buy more time is reviewing the new Sonic movie. And ranting about a bad Michael Bay movie. Yea that’s it. TIME CODES: 0:00 Sonic 2, 27:16 AmbuLAnce

Nananananana Batman! Me and Fahrenheit are back to talk about the brand new Batman movie! Today will dive deep into if the movie is worth all the hype or simply overpraised. Will discuss Paul Dano, Robert Pattinson, Zöe Kravitz and more. And most of all will try the Little Caesars Batman Calzone. So sit back, relax, and listen to two nerds talk about The Batman.

Fuck you it’s January! The worst month for movies comes with a really bizarre choice to put out another Scream film nearly a whole decade later. So we decided to go back and review the original 4 as well as the new Scream (which isn’t called Scream 5 because idk money or something). So sit back and relax as Brian and I discuss the Scream franchise! TIME CODES: 0:00 Intro, 3:39 Scream (1996), 18:23 Scream 2, 27:57 Scream 3, 38:20 Scream 4, 44:46 Scream (2022) (or Scream 5 as it should’ve been called)

It’s the end of the year folks, time for me to reveal my lists for the good and bad I saw in 2021. In typical fashion I’ll warn it’s just my opinion and if you don’t agree with certain rankings that’s perfectly fine. So sit back, relax, and listen to me ramble about my love/hate for these movies I saw in 2021! TIME CODES: 0:00 Intro, 4:10 Top 10 Best, 32:46 Top 10 Worst, 51:15 Closing Thoughts.

We’re back to talk about the biggest MCU movie since Endgame! Join me, Dalton, and Fahrenheit as we break down if this movie is any good, or if it’s more run of the mill MCU junk. (Warning: Audio is choppy in the first 10 minutes but it gets better after that). So sit back, relax, and let’s talk some Spider-Man!

When’s the last time I talked about an Indie film? Well today we’re finally going to look into a film that’s under the radar for most people. Wes Anderson’s new quirky work has hit the silver screen once again. Time for me and Fahrenheit to dissect this new film and see if it’s any good!

House Entertainment Hour is tasked with going to the movie theaters and reviewing Dune. Alongside this house stands Charls and Fahrenheit. It’s time to see if Dennis Villanueva’s adaptation of Dune is all the hype it’s cracked up to be. Or merely just overhyped pretentious arthouse schlock. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

It’s Spooky Season! Brian and I are celebrating by reviewing the brand new Halloween movie that just hit theaters this weekend. Did Halloween mega-fan Brian like it? Is Michael still badass? Will we crack jokes most of the review? You’ll have to listen to find out! So sit back, relax, and sharpen your kitchen knives to this edition of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! Also this review is all SPOILERS, so listen at your own discretion!

Been a while hasn’t it? Today me and Charls go over the final Daniel Craig Bond Film and if it is a satisfying conclusion or if it’s a massive dud. (Also this does turn into a Spectre hate podcast so sorry Spectre lovers). We also divided this review into Spoiler Free and Spoiler section so refer to the time codes. So grab your Vodka Martinis and let’s talk Bonds final mission! TIME CODES: 0:00 Spoiler Free, 39:27 SPOILER SECTION, 1:19:38 Review Scores

Yes we’re back to talk about another brand new Marvel movie that just hit cinema. Fahrenheit is back to give me his insights and analysis on the movie. After the disappointing start to phase 4 with Black Widow, is Shang Chi a good bounce back? Is it worth all of the box office hype? Will we compare this movie to Black Panther a lot? Find out and more on this weeks Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TIMES CODES: 0:00 Shang Chi

What? We actually got good movies to talk about for once? Me and Dalton go over A24’s brand new masterwork in The Green Knight. Then me and Charls talk about the new DCEU James Gunn movie The Suicide Squad. Do both subvert expectations? Better than 2016 Suicide Squad? Pretentious Arthouse trash? Find out on today’s Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TIME CODES: 0:00 The Green Knight, 53:05 The Suicide Squad

We’re back!!! Theirs new stuff to talk about for once! Today will be going over 2 brand new Marvel properties to hit the big and small screens. The first is the highly anticipated Black Widow (first Marvel Movie in a year). Then we talk about Loki, one of the biggest and most anticipated Disney+ series. Charls returns to once again talk about these properties. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this edition of Haydens Entertainment Hour! TIME CODES: 0:00 Black Widow, 43:43 Loki

Back yet again with another movie review? On this edition of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour will be looking at the brand new Monkey vs Lizard movie that hit cinemas last week. Will it save theaters? Will the Monsterverse continue? Is it a good movie? Find out today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Wait what??? A secret guest this episode??? Who could it be??? Today we talk about the 2019 Banana Splits horror film. Also Bob Odenkirks new action movie Nobody. Will me and this guest like both these flicks? Find out on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TIME CODE: 0:00 INTRO, 0:50 The Banana Splits, 30:03 Nobody

Yes it’s time to talk about the 4 hour behemoth that is Zach Snyder’s Justice League. Since it’s been heavily requested and talked about are frequently I figured I’d cash in on the hype. Is it any good? Does it improve on the terrible original Justice League? Or is it just kinda ok? Find out and more on today’s Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Hold on a minute this isn’t a movie! Hayden you hack fraud this is blatant false advertising!!!!! (I know it is shut up). Well today will be looking over a new Marvel mini-series that’s been on fire in terms of popularity. Me and special guest TheCharls talk about WandaVision and if it’s truly as “great” as everyone makes it out to be. Or if it’s just another MCU product. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Yes it’s finally time we get back to talking about movies. I know this one was discussed briefly by me last year, but I figured I would bring someone on to go more in depth as to why they love the movie. Noz and I give a detailed discussion on Scorsese, The Film, and general joking around. Enjoy this episode of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Me and Brian are back to talk about some news movies! The first is a new IPAD horror movie. The second is Blumhouses newest project with Vince Vaughan. We hope you enjoy! TIME CODES: 0:00 Come Play, 12:19 Freaky

Me and Brian gave y’all plenty of time to see TENET. Now let’s discuss the movie itself in all its glory and confusion.

Me and Brian give our spoiler free thoughts on Christopher Nolan’s TENET. So don’t worry nothing big will get spoiled.....probably.

Me and Brian are back to talk about some new films that are still coming to VOD despite the hopes of society returning to normal. We go over Spike Lee’s new project, Pete Davidson’s new comedy, and Disney’s giant trash fire as some of the highlight. TIME CODES: 0:00 Intro, 7:52 Da 5 Bloods, 46:04 Becky, 58:10 Arkansas, 1:10:44 The High Note, 1:22:56 King of Staten Island, 1:37:28 Artemis Fowl.

With the current Coronavirus epidemic going around, Hayden and Brian try to salvage what remaining movies aren’t delayed to see in theaters. This episode the go over the new Pixar, Sony, and Blumhouse films. But the future of this podcast may be in jeopardy with the growing film delays in theaters. TIME CODES: 0:00 Intro, 5:25 Onward, 33:06 Bloodshot, 45:49 The Hunt

Today we go over the aftermath of the 2020 Oscar’s and Parasites big wins. Then we talk about the new terrible Blumhouse movie Fantasy Island. And the new live action video game movie Sonic. TIME CODES: 0:00 Oscars Aftermath, 18:48 Fantasy Island, 40:15 Sonic The Hedgehog