Happy Birthday Who Cares

Sure it took two months, but there’s a whole bunch going on, people! Learn a tiny bit about Wild Cherry’s Play That Funky Music while Valerie talks one-hit wonders, Randall admits to crimes, and we reveal to the secret to not going stir crazy on an all pandemic edition of HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

Lordy lordy, we’ve finally made it to episode forty. Find out the latest in our TV watching and mental health, and get a tiny dose of information about a talking horse on an all new HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

BUONGIORNO! This week, we talk about our oldest birthday buddy (SO FAR), architecture, Italy, and thanksgiving! Plus learn about our home ownership horrors and what podcast we’re loving (SPOILER: It’s Marty & Sarah Love Wrestling!) on this week’s all new HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

Are you ready for our social network hot takes? FACEBOOK IS THE WORST, and we’re not too fond of Twitter as well. Find out why, plus David Fincher admiration, llama love, and comics on this week’s head like a hole edition of HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS! Enjoy our takes on what meds we can’t live without and why. Can we take on a topic this dark but still make it a fun listen? Let’s find out, on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

HERE IT IS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES FOR REALS! It’s finally October 1st, so come enjoy our special day with us. Find out what our most memorable birthdays were, plus hear our thoughts on costumes, Halloween, and cake (SPOILER: WE LOVE THEM ALL!) and enjoy Valerie’s sexy sultry voice on this special birthday edition of HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

It's almost October 1st, so you know what that means? Tune in to this week's tiny episode to find out why Randall went to LA and why Valerie is cleaning out the garage, plus get the important information you need to know to PARTY AT OUR ACTUAL HOUSE. Is this a terrible mistake? WHO CARES, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

CHER IS THE BEST! We have one of our more difficult chats including FUN topics, like Johnny Depp being canceled, cultural appropriation, and outrageous fashion. Also we want to hang out in Cher’s bathroom and watch wrestling because HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

It’s all about fedoras and trench coats as we talk about the 80s, TV, and James Bond (AGAIN!) Also, we share some dream casting and important skin care tips on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

We’re birthday buddies with Big Mac, so of course we talk about fast food, Jose Canseco, and finally give our opinion on drugs. All this, plus Randall tells another cringe-worthy childhood story on this week’s Bash Brothers edition of HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

WE HATE VEGAS, BABY! Also we talk remakes, the Marvel cinematic universe, and Hong Kong pop stars, plus Valerie reveals her opinion on Mark Wahlberg on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

It’s time for the easiest and least controversial topic of conversation possible, RELIGION! We talk about our own Catholic connections, Marvel comics, plus Randall shares another childhood tale of terror (ALTAR BOY EDITION) on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

We talk classic young adult novels this week, so you’ll finally get our thoughts on Quentin Tarantino and radiation-based media. Are you a Meg, a Jo, a Beth, or an Amy? Find out on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

We’re birthday buddies with the 39th president of the United States and we almost talked about him. Instead find out our thoughts on UFOs, predicting the future, and second acts on an all new episode of NO MORE TEETH!

What happens when we get mailed a present? It becomes a podcast! Thanks, Brian! We explore the origins of teen idol mags, speculate on chest hair, and reveal our very first crushes on the week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

For the first time, we take a trip TO THE FUTURE and talk about changes to law that might actually affect you. Plus travel dreams and wrestling chat on this week's HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

It's PART 2 of our very first two-part episode! Take a journey of sax-ual discovery as we explore the 80s musical obsession with the sax solo BY SPECIAL REQUEST. Also, we share too many listener comments and Randall tells another sad tale of childhood on this week's HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

It's PART 1 of our very first two-part episode! Take a journey of sax-ual discovery as we explore the 80s musical obsession with the sax solo BY SPECIAL REQUEST. Also, we share too many listener comments and Randall tells another sad tale of childhood on this week's HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

Can you make a podcast about cars that includes almost no real facts about cars? Find out on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

WARNING: We’re totally drunk on Indian food buffet in this episode and it’s so relaxing it might just put you to sleep. Otherwise, enjoy our opinions on sports and mascots and we unveil the new HBWC HOTLINE on a very low energy HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

We made it to TWENTY EPISODES, and we celebrate it by talking about the horrors of getting old. Also, find out what we really think about holidays plus you all get a very special invitation on the week's HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

We’re back again and talking about the most mandolin rocking, possibly cursed song which is also definitely creepy. Also Valerie talks about video games in Italy and Randall admits to theft on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

In this episode, Valerie & Randall discover a prolific movie series and it's kinda bad. Also find out which is our favorite monster (both giant and pocket-sized) on an all-new HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

It’s time for some science! Find out what an advancement of modern medicine has to do with The Beatles and The Exorcist, plus Valerie shares a frightening tale of home squatting and we love drugs on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

On this week’s podcast, we tell a tale of regal succession and murder, with a brief interlude to problematic movies and savory cocktails. All this plus gardening chat on a for your EARS only edition of HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

It’s time for the disco debut of our new podcasting setup! We talk soundtracks, scam calls, and staying true to your artistic vision on a very bleeps and boopsy HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

Why are we talking about escaped spider monkeys and the golden age of television in the same podcast? Find out the answer, plus important life tips for introducing your mistress to world leaders on this special lost episode of HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

The recently dead are eating chocolate syrup in Pittsburgh and we have opinions about it! Plus learn about expensive typos, punk-rock film making, and inappropriate content for kids on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

Let’s go visit the great outdoors, but we’re definitely not going camping there. Learn about our favorite animal friends plus find how many Big Macs is just too many on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

We made it to episode number ten and it’s super sweet, y’all! Learn about the Manhattan song factory that rolled out the bubble gum hits of the 1960s, and the anthropomorphic fruit that took America by storm. Plus, find out the one particular thing that Valerie and Randall will never EVER agree about on a very contentious HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

This week's podcast is as American as baseball, the cold war, and casual swearing. Learn about the most expensive baseball card ever made, plus the Soviet spy program that inspired one of the best TV shows of all time. So buy us some peanuts and Cracker Jack because HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

You don’t have to be a genius to enjoy smack talk about prehistoric cinema and an unbelievable tale of prison breaks. Also, sometimes you just have to say that you’re sorry, but this week you can join us and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

WE LOVE ABBA and 100% of Swedish Kings agree! Also we finally get a listener email (and it’s a doozy) plus you can dance and you can jive, but only if you download this week’s episode of HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

Marvel’s Captain Marvel captains our marvelous podcast to Canada and also we explore the gold rush era of San Francisco. If you can figure out what any of that means, you win this week’s episode of HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

We talk about the origins of Saturday morning cartoons and TV in Atlanta, plus Randall fights through a cold to tell you about a terrible childhood memory on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

By special request, we connect October 1st to Huey Lewis and the News, but also make a side trip to the rock and wrestling connection on HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!

Learn about the history of American currency and the classic film THEY LIVE! What is kayfabe, plus what does Valerie REALLY think About Andrew Jackson? Find out on this week’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHO CARES!