Head in the Office

The HITO boys gather to talk about the pro-Palestine protests at college campuses across the nation and the TikTok ban that Joe Biden signed this week. If you like the show, be sure to follow us everywhere before Tiktok is banned and become a PATRON!

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The HITO BOYS continue to discuss Israel’s conflict with Iran, the genocide in Gaza, the most controversial package of bills to move through the House, Trump news, the systematic stripping of your 1st amendment rights, and a cybertruck recall. As always, if you enjoy the show, peep the patreon, leave a 5 star review on Apple, and check out our other socials.

The men get back in their geopolitics bag to talk about Iran's strike against Israel, Arizona's total abortion ban, the GOP funding leftists, and Ron DeRegulation coming out as a pro-heat stroke. If you enjoy the show make sure to check out the patreon, leave a 5 star review on apple, and check out our other social media.

The HITO BOYS talk about geopolitics & Israel's most recent abhorrent actions, highlight Trump's latest financial scheme, and then do some political science to analyze immigration narratives and a new Florida campaign strategy. As always, if you enjoy the show, check out the Patreon for early access to episodes, leave a 5-star review on Apple, and peep our other social media!

The HITO boys gather to preach about the Baltimore bridge collapse, the UN’s not really binding ceasefire resolution, election watch 2024 RFK edition, and Trans Day of Visibility. If you enjoy the show, make sure to check out the Patreon, leave a 5-star review on Apple, and check out our other social media. 

The BOYS gather to discuss the new $1.2 trillion budget bill, Mike Johnson’s possible ousting, and Trump’s “bloodbath” comment along with his various financial troubles. If you enjoy the show, make sure to check out the Patreon, leave a 5-star review on Apple, and follow us on our other social media.

*NOTE: Candace Owens actually went on the Breakfast Club a day after she was fired by the DW.*

The men gather to discuss the TikTok ban and its broader implications, Georgia election news, the 32 hour workweek, and the (alleged) foul play involved in the “suicide” of a Boeing whistleblower. If you enjoy the show, check out the patron, leave a 5-star review on Apple, and check out our other socials (especially if TikTok does get banned).

The HITO MEN yap about the various super Tuesday results, a particularly deranged candidate from North Carolina, and Biden’s better than expected State of the Union address. If you enjoy the show make sure to follow us on social media, leave a 5-star review, and check out the Patreon!

The HITO men talk about the Flour Massacre in Gaza and catch up on election results in South Carolina and Michigan, highlighting the uncommitted vote and what it means for Biden. If you enjoy the show, make sure to check us out on other social media, leave a 5-star review on Apple, and HEAD to the Patreon for early access to episodes.

The men talk about an insane ruling out of the Alabama Supreme Court essentially outlawing IVF and why organized retail theft isn't as big of a deal as corporations want you to think it is. As always, if you enjoy the show, check us out on patreon for early access to episodes, leave a 5-star review on Apple, and check out our other social media. 

The boys discuss the South Carolina primary, Trump’s RNC takeover, a hate crime in Oklahoma, updates on Israel’s genocide, and the “sudden death” of a Russian political figure. If you enjoy the show, make sure to support us on Patreon and social media!

The men gather to discuss Nikki Haley’s devastating loss to “none of these candidates”, the bipartisan immigration and war funding bill, and the 2024 transphobia comeback. If you enjoy the show make sure to check out our social media, rate 5-stars on Apple, and check out the Patreon. 

The boys gather to discuss the South Carolina Democratic primary, the death of US troops in Jordan and the withholding of aid from a UN relief group in Gaza, the conservative crusade against Taylor Swift, and South Dakota’s defense of child marriage. If you enjoy the show, check out the Patreon for early access to episodes, leave a 5 star review on Apple, and check out our socials!

The HITO BOYZ congregate to preach about the New Hampshire primary election, Civil War part 2 (Texas vs Biden), Biden’s awful new immigration plan, a ruling from the ICJ, and child labor’s big comeback. If you enjoy the show, check out the Patreon for early access to episodes, leave a 5 star review on Apple, and check out our socials!

The HITO BOYS cover the totally surprising Iowa Caucus results & the fallout that ensued, updates on Israel's ongoing genocide, John Fetterman needing to put a suit back on, and literal systemic racism in Oklahoma. As always if you enjoy the show head over to Patreon for early access to episodes, check out our socials, and leave a 5 star review on Apple!

The HITO BOYS gather to fill you in on the last GOP presidential debate, talk about a controversial geo-political event that once again has the online left in shambles, follow up on bad news that recently came out of Ohio, and finally teach you all about Florida's insanely regressive tax code. If you enjoy the show make sure to follow us on our social media and become a Patron!

Make sure to come see us LIVE on 1/21 at 8PM EST on YouTube!

The boys look forward to the Iowa caucus, examine the contents of the unsealed Epstein list, let you in on the “plan” an Israeli official proposed for Gaza post-war, and a woman on trial for miscarriage in Ohio. If you enjoy the show make sure to follow us on our social media and become a Patron!

Welcome to the second annual HITO Award Show. This year we give out prestigious awards for a myriad of news topics and people including: most out of pocket local news story, worst person of 2023, and worst state of 2023, and so many more. If you enjoy the show make sure to follow us on our social media and become a Patron!

The HITO BOYS quickly condemn Hamas (because the UN won’t), talk about Trump being kicked off of the Colorado ballot, highlight Ken Paxton's ontologically evil actions in Texas (and abroad), and speed-run other notable stories from the week. If you want to support the show, leave a 5-star review on Apple and become a patron!

The boys gather to seriously discuss sex in the Senate, Isreal’s continuing genocide, Blackrock owning entire neighborhoods, anti-trans legislation in Ohio, and a serious impeachment inquiry. If you want to support the show, leave a 5-star review on Apple and become a patron!

Jeremy & Gage diss on Elon Musk’s GTA6 take, cover the most recent GOP debate, run through a UN embarrassment for the US, cover dystopia in Texas, and cry about missing George Santos. If you want to support the show, become a patron and leave a 5-star review on Apple!

The men gather to discuss more developments in Israel and at home, chat with special guest Maggie George from MIRS News about the protests against Mayor Pete’s visit to MSU, talk about George Santos’s unjust expulsion from Congress, rant about the GOP selling out American workers, and end with coverage of the Pentagon failing the audit they set the parameters for. If you enjoy the show, make sure to check out the Patreon for early access to episodes. If you want to support completely for free, make sure to follow us on our social media and leave a 5 star review on Apple.

The HITO BOYZ gather to discuss the new Argentinian president, Israeli hostage swaps, the national budget debacle, and alleged terror attacks at the US Canada border. If you enjoy the show, make sure to check out the Patreon for early access to episodes. If you want to support completely for free, make sure to follow us on our socials and leave a 5 star review on Apple.

Make sure to tune into the Newsom vs Desantis debate, Thursday November 30 at 8PM EST on YouTube!

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Another certified HITO original. At the third annual holiday pregame, the boys run through a myriad of topics including but not limited to: abortion, Israel/Palestine, LGBTQ issues, the border, and Trump Vs. Biden. If you enjoy the show, make sure to check out the Patreon for early access to episodes. If you want to support completely for free, make sure to follow us on our socials and leave a 5 star review on Apple.

Use code PREGAME15 for 15% off HITO merch, limited time only!

Ultra long HITO episode today. The boys run through updates on the ongoing genocide in Gaza, recap the third GOP presidential primary debate, cover conservatives big electoral losses, and wrap up the show with a discussion on the moral implications behind withholding a vote from Joe Biden. As always, check out our other social media, leave a 5 star review on Apple, and check out the Patreon for early access to episodes (we’re almost to our Q&A goal!). 

The HITO BOYZ gather to discuss the domestic response to the conflict abroad in Gaza, talk about the third GOP debate that they will be covering live, and wrap up the show with some state election news from around the country. If you like the show make sure to follow us on our other social media, and if you want to see episodes early check out our patreon. 

Join us at 7PM EST on Wednesday, 11/8 on YouTube to watch the GOP debate live! Also, get us to our new goal for Q&A episode!

Jeremy & Gage run back the same two news stories with some deviation near the end with updates on Israel's aggression against Gaza (and how the US has been complicit), as well as updates on how the GOP can't get it together and vote for a speaker. Stay till the end to hear about the return of the Kraken herself. Make sure to follow us on social media and become a Patron!

The boys once again deliver the correct takes on the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza at the hands of Israel and inform you on the mess that is the House GOP as they try and fail to pull themselves together. If you enjoy the show make sure to check out the Patreon, leave a 5-star review on Apple, and follow us on our other social media to keep up throughout the week.

We have a slurry of equally serious events at home and abroad. Starting with the boys being some of the only people to give a nuanced take on the war breaking out in Israel, then coming back home to cover Kevin Mcarthey getting fired from the Speakership, and finally covering some interesting litigation involving Trump and Google. If you like the show make sure to follow us on our other social media, and if you want to see episodes early check out our patreon. 

The HITO boys deliver you a lifetime worth of news as they run you through the highlights of the battle of wits and cunning that was the second GOP debate. They also discuss Trump's rally outside of Detroit, the end to the WGA strike, and the “Philly looting” stories. If you enjoy the show make sure to check us out on our other social media, leave a 5 star review on Apple, and support us on Patreon for early access to episodes. 

The HITO boys tell you all about the house GOP’s possible efforts to impeach Joe Biden and stall budget talks, offer predictions for the second GOP presidential primary debate, update you on the UAW’s strike against the big three automakers, highlight how frightened conservatives are of rainbows, and give some dating advice (avoid men). If you enjoy the show make sure to follow us on our other socials, leave a five star review on apple, and check out the patreon to get early access to episodes.

Update: We WILL be live on 9/27 for the GOP debate CONFIRMED! Join us at 8PM ET on Youtube!

The HITO boys cover the bombastic battle of wits that was the first GOP presidential primary debate and talk about one man's notable absence. If you enjoy the show make sure to check out our other social media, leave a five star review on apple, and peep the patreon for early access to new episodes. 

The boys bring you up to speed with yet another Trump indictment (part IV), cover the devastating wildfires in Maui, and inform you about the International Chess Federation’s new transgender policies. If you enjoy the show make sure to follow us on our other socials, leave a 5 star review on Apple, and check out the Patreon for early access to episodes. 

LIVE STREAMING THE DEBATE STARTING AT 8PM ET

The HITO boys get a kinetic start by covering Vivek Ramaswamy’s cover of Lose Yourself. They then get into the serious news where they talk about the upcoming GOP primary debate, a rare Ohio W, buzzsaws at the border, Steven Crowder's extremely toxic work environment, and end on gay cereal and women in the workplace. As always, if you enjoy the show, make sure to check out the patreon, follow us on our other social media platforms, and leave a 5-star review on Apple. 

LIVE STREAMING THE DEBATE STARTING AT 8PM ET 8/23!!

The boys go over the details surrounding Trump's latest of 3 indictments as well as some optics surrounding other prominent Republicans like Ron Delectionwaskindastolenbutitalsokindawasnt. The boys then cover Florida’s ban on AP psychology, a conservative group's principled stance for bullying, and finally a Tennessee State House candidate’s vow to never be alone with a woman. If you want to support the show, become a patron and leave a 5-star review on Apple!

The HITO boys discuss Barbenheimer and the god awful conservative takes surrounding it. They also touch on a crazy ad Ron DeSlaverywasntsobad posted on his personal Twitter, PragerU in Florida schools, labor updates including the UPS tentative agreement, and a potential UAW strike. If you enjoy the show, PLEASE buy some merch AND check us out on Patreon! Also, follow us on social media and leave a 5-star review on Apple!

Jeremy & Gage break down Desantis’s recent moves, the new money bag numbers for Presidential candidates, a wild election out of Ohio, and c*ck in Congress. If you enjoy the show, please please please buy some merch AND check us out on Patreon! Also, follow us on social media and leave a 5-star review on Apple!

Capitalism sucks. The boys cover the newest increase in the defense budget, the wholly evil treatment of Hollywood writers and actors by studio executives, UPS workers potential to cripple the country economically, child marriage in Michigan, and Biden’s new student debt relief plans. If you enjoy the show make sure to support the show on patreon, follow our socials, and leave a 5 star review on Apple!

Jeremy & Gage talk you through some international news (France and Israel), cover a plethora of anti-abortion policies and their consequences in Idaho, discuss the power move that was funding schools for 400 years in Wisconsin, and finally finish with MTG getting kicked out of the House Freedom Caucus and other crazy drama. If you love the show make sure to follow us on our socials, leave a 5 star review on Apple, and check out the patreon for early access to episodes. 

The HITO boyz update you on Trump indictment news, run through a little bit of pro and anti LGBTQ+ news, and end off the show with some particularly beyond parody stories about feeding the children and letting construction workers have water. As always, if you enjoy the show you can support us on Patreon, or completely for free by following our social media and leaving a 5-star review on Apple.

The boys take a look at all the sensitive state secrets Trump let just about anyone see, cover some challengers in the primaries, catch up on transphobic nonsense, and detail a surprising neutral/good SCOTUS decision. If you like the show make sure to follow us on all our social media, leave a 5 star review on apple, and support us on patreon.

The boys celebrate the 100th episode by running through news from every branch of the federal government, including the debt crisis resolution, the student debt crisis destitution, and a horrible SCOTUS decision for laborers. The boys end on some news from New York striking doctors and new contenders in the GOP primary for president. If you like the show, follow us on social media and head over to patreon to support the creation of the next 100 episodes. Or else.

The boys kick off the show with a tentative debt ceiling deal, cover Meatball Ron’s god awful presidential announcement, update you all on the terrible things going on with abortion in North and South Carolina, then finish off the show with good news coming out of the Minnesota state legislature and Ken Paxton's impeachment. If you enjoy the show, we would encourage you to check out our social media, leave a 5 star review on Apple, and become a patron!