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Ep. 38 - Miyagi Do Karate

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Heartland Radio 2.0 is presented The Pat McAfee Show (2.0). Pat and the supporting cast of his show come together to cut loose, break balls, and laugh at life and what's going on in the world. Kick back and have fun, because you're sitting at the empty chair at the table.
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Ep. 56 - I Wanna Be Rich
On today's episode, the guys dive deep into March Madness and discuss their bets and who's doing well and who's getting slaughtered. They also get into a lengthy conversation about the way toys have changed since Todd and Gorms were kids, and the guys have a few thoughts on jigsaw puzzles as well. Pat gives a rundown about his run-in with the NCAA his rookie year with the Colts and how they continually to be the most short-sighted corporation in the world. The guys also discuss Gorms budding rivalry with Singh, the gas station worker who works up the road from the boys and recently ABSOLUTELY BODIED Gorman over a $3.99 charge discrepancy, and lastly the guys all discuss their different morning routines on workdays, and how real Zito and heel Zito have very different rituals. As always, the guys each pick a song to help launch you into the weekend with some Friday Bangerz. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy
1:24:21
March 22, 2019
Ep. 55 - Trampoline Dreams
On today’s show, the guys discuss The Hardy Boys coming to the office and buying a trampoline for the occasion. They cover the death defying stunts they did off ladders onto the trampoline, Jeff Hardy teaching everyone how to paint their faces, and the setup process that it required. Pat also discusses a couple of his previous houses and the different things that forced him to move to different locations. They also chat about what age you become an adult, what the guys would keep in their purses if it were socially acceptable for men to carry them around, they chat about the NCAA tournament and the PMI bracket challenge on ESPN (#McAfeeForMNF), a man going into a Subway and acting like he worked for another store in order to make himself a sandwich and shorten the cash register and Gorms wonders if he could pull the same stunt. They also dive into whether or not you can get in hot water for flipping off a cop after receiving a ticket, at what age do you become an adult, and debate who the best tag team partner in the office would be. It’s a fun episode, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas and closes with a heater from Kid Cudi.
1:29:38
March 20, 2019
Ep. 54 - Flashbanged
On today’s show, everyone is back in the studio and the guys discuss their upcoming plans for St. Patrick’s day, Pat recaps he and Foxy’s time on the road from Cleveland to Pittsburgh to Orlando, they chat about Gambino crime boss Frank Cali being gunned down in his driveway, where the honor has gone in DOG games around the office, Pat’s name being thrown back into the picture after the everything that happened with the #McAfeeForMNF movement, and Todd tells a story about how he accidentally got flash banged by the SWAT team when working undercover, and recaps his run-in’s with a criminal he used to run into that thought he was a werewolf. Per usual, the guys each pick a song for Friday Bangerz to help send you into the St. Paddy’s Day weekend. It’s a fun one. Come and have a good time with us, and enjoy St. Patrick’s Day. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:38:22
March 15, 2019
Ep. 53 - The Penis Skirt
On today’s show, the guys are holding it down in Indy while Pat and Foxy are in Orlando on WWE business. They chat about Nick and Connor’s road trip to Cleveland and Pittsburgh, Gump more than likely being sent back to Canada and not being able to get back in, whether or not Netflix should get rid of the “are you still watching?” button, people dying taking selfies, Lev Bell taking everyone on a wild ride yesterday, the pothole situation in Indianapolis reaching a boiling point, Aunt Becky from Full House being indicted in a major college scandal, Digs pitches an invention for massage parlors across the world, and Todd recaps his night at the Metallica concert. It's a fun one. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @baileymccomas, and @GumpSox10, and closes with a timeless classic from the legend, Bob Seger.
1:14:58
March 13, 2019
Ep. 52 - #LetGumpWork
On today's show, the guys dive into the dilemma of trying to get Gump into this country legally with a working visa or green card. He and Todd break down their tussle with ICE as they went for a sit down with an immigration lawyer to see what the odds are that Gump gets to stay in the country in what is a much more complicated situation than anyone realized. The guys also chat about whether or not it's possible to separate any of Michael Jackson's music from his deplorable actions or if we are deep in #MuteMike season, give their best wishes to Alex Trebec as he prepares for a battle with pancreatic cancer, debate the hypothetical sports teams that @ZitoThoughts set up for the office, discuss how much better Nickelodeon's programming was when shows like Double Dare and Legends of the Hidden Temple were on TV, and chat a little bit about the World's Strongest Man competition and who some of their favorite strongmen were to watch, plus a lot more. As is tradition, each of the guys picks a song for Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend in fabulous fashion. This one goes off the rails a little bit, but it's a great time. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and our Canadian brother @GumpSox10.
1:53:45
March 8, 2019
Ep. 51 - Food Talk
On today's show, the guys do a deep dive into the HBO Michael Jackson documentary, Leaving Neverland, and the aftershow with Oprah and try to decide whether or not Michael Jackson's legacy will officially be deleted or if his whole catalog of music will be deleted. They also discuss whether or not Oprah being brought into the equation will be enough to completely swing the public perception of Michael Jackson.  On Ash Wednesday, the guys talk about what they're planning on giving up for Lent which leads into a discussion about some of their favorite different sandwich spots, they try to pin down what the undisputed king of all cereals is and argue what the best national pizza chain is. They also dive into how much Game of Thrones moves the needle as they give their reactions to some plot news that was released yesterday as well as the first complete trailer for the final season. They also chat about Kylie Jenner becoming a "self-made" billionaire, how Kris Jenner still has a lot of juice on her fastball, and wonder whether or not LeBron might be playing drunk on the court as they try to figure what the hell is wrong with the Lakers. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy and closes with a banger from Childish Gambino.
1:21:37
March 6, 2019
Ep. 50 - 3rd Man In The Booth
On today’s show, the guys touch on several different things including the news that Jason Witten decided to abruptly leave the Monday Night Football booth and go back to the Cowboys to play, so the guys do a deep dive into the likelihood and chance that Pat becomes the 3rd man in the booth for Monday Night Football, and discuss some of the other guys they wouldn’t mind seeing in the booth if Pat doesn’t get the opportunity. They also cover robots delivering FedEx packages, Bryce Harper signing a 13-year $330 million contract with the Phillies that doesn’t include an opt out clause, Jimmy Kimmel addressing Lady Gaga about her sexual tension/love/chemistry with Bradley Cooper, a new group of robbers in England who have been knocking off parking meters, whether or not Ray Liotta needs to quit the Chantix ahead of his role in the new Sopranos prequel, some of the other TV shows the guys are excited for to return, a Nesquik chocolate milk shortage that has been ravaging Indianapolis, a potential bill being passed in Utah that would allow drivers to run red lights after 10 seconds if no one else is around, and what sickness that keeps you home from work is the most desirable. As always, the guys throw together a couple of tunes for Friday Bangerz to help launch you into this weekend. It’s a fun one. Come and have a good time with us. This episode includes @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas
1:42:57
March 1, 2019
Ep. 49 - Todd Vs. Steven Seagal
On today's show, the guys cover a range of topics including sick dogs puking and dropping bombs everywhere in Todd's house, the car buying process at a dealership, how many rolls of toilet paper the average person uses on a weekly basis, what the guys would do if they had an almanac similar to the one from Back To The Future for sports betting, and Kanye's Sunday gospel services. They also dive into trash TV, the proper etiquette when it comes to getting gas, a mouse that has been absolutely terrorizing The Pub, the Hulu Fyre Fest documentary, whether or not the guys could win in a fight against the most famous celebrity who shares their name, and they recap the St. Paddy's Day t-shirt sale contest, PETA taking a massive L for trying to slander Steve Irwin, and much more. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy, and closes with an absolute banger from Metallica.
1:54:32
February 27, 2019
Ep. 48 - Stand And Deliver
On today's show, while Pat and Foxy take care of some business in Orlando, the guys play around with a different format, as they just shoot the breeze. They cover a range of topics including the difference between watching movies while streaming and on TV, the lingering after effects of the Choco Challenge, some dweeb starting a KickStarter to get the rat removed from the end of The Departed, Syracuse basketball coach, Jim Boeheim killing a guy, Casey Anthony potentially taking her talents to Hustler, what has happened to rap music over the course of the last 15 years, and some of the different experiments that the military has spent money on including skateboarding marines, bomb collared bats, "gay bombs," and more. They also give an important PSA regarding the St. Paddy's Day sale going on right now at store.PatMcAfeeShow.com where everything St. Patrick's Day related is 20% off until midnight on Saturday (2/23). As always, to close out the show, the guys each pick a few Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. It's a good time, come and enjoy it with us.  This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas.
1:32:27
February 22, 2019
Ep. 47 - Matt Mitrione
On today's show, the guys are back from vacation and welcome in former UFC monster and current Bellator Heavyweight title contender, Matt Mitrione. They discuss his fight over the weekend that ended in controversy, he talks a little about the fight game and his mindset when going into a fight, recounts a couple of stories during his time with the UFC including what it was like living in the Ultimate Fighter house and asking Lorenzo Fertitta and Dana White for more money. He also looks ahead for what's next and eyes who his next opponent could potentially be and where. It's a good one. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @mattmitrione, @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, & @baileymccomas and closes with "People are Strange," by The Doors.
1:15:17
February 20, 2019
Ep. 46 - Best Of Part 3
The guys are on vacation, so they've picked some of their favorite segments, conversations, and moments from the last 6 months. As always, each of the guys pick a couple of Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeshow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas.
1:11:07
February 15, 2019
Ep. 45 - Best Of Part 2
The guys are on vacation, so they've picked some of their favorite segments, conversations, and moments from the last 6 months. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeshow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas.
1:04:07
February 13, 2019
Ep. 44 - Best Of Part 1
The guys are on vacation, so they've picked some of their favorite segments, conversations, and moments from the last 6 months. As always, each of the guys pick a couple of Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeshow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
55:49
February 8, 2019
Ep. 43 - History Revealed
On today's show, the guys are back in Indy for their last show before they head on vacation. They discuss a man deciding to continually give himself shady penis injections that resulted in hour long erections, the new Zac Efron Ted Bundy movie coming to Netflix which sends them down the rabbit hole of what makes serial killers tick, and Washington state being at the forefront of trying to stop little person tossing at parties and events. Todd wants to know what everyone is looking forward to most on vacation as the guys are all spreading out for the week. They also play some fact or fiction, and answer a couple of listener questions including where they would set up shop if they were to start a drug ring, and what historical event they think turned out differently than what the history books say. Finally, they close the show with some vitamin thoughts. It's a fun one, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas
1:40:03
February 6, 2019
Ep. 42 - Friday In Atlanta
On today's show, the guys are playing an away game as they are live from Atlanta in their hotel conference room to recap the day's events and look ahead to some of the other things planned for the remainder of Super Bowl week. They chat about all the guests who stopped by yesterday, who some of their favorites were, and some of the issues they ran into along the way. They also give their final thoughts on the weight loss competition which has now officially ended, coming down to the wire between Todd and Zito. They also discuss what happens to the Patriots if Bill Belichick decides to retire, and if Ernie Adams is the actual key to their success. This week, Nick chooses a couple of Atlanta based Friday Bangerz to help send you into the Super Bowl weekend. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us.  This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
50:32
February 1, 2019
Ep. 41 - Jack Nicholson's Heart Attack
On today’s show, the guys welcome IndyCar Driver and friend of the show, Conor Daly into the studio. He makes an announcement regarding his participation in the Indianapolis 500, chats about what his 2019 season will look like, and talks more about some of his previous races, crashes, and what he thinks could be done to make IndyCar more entertaining moving forward (3:07-49:06). Todd wants to know what type of fast food restaurants the guys would open, along with a signature menu item. They also get to the bottom of whether or not Jack Nicholson actually had a heart attack, and try to decide the roommate arrangements for Atlanta. They also answer some listener questions including what their top 3 Super Bowl party snacks are, and what one entity they would each sue for loss of enjoyment of life. To close out the show, the guys each give out some vitamin thoughts. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @ConorDaly22.
1:46:01
January 30, 2019
Ep. 40 - Don't Play With Wolves
On today's show, the guys chat about Todd eating cans of tuna in the office and making everyone else feel miserable, Gorms complains about getting a middle seat on the flight back from Atlanta, have an in depth conversation about whether or not they would roam with the wolves at a wolf conservation, and do a deep dive into the economics of Super Bowl halftime commercials. Also, Todd wants to know what main character in a film the guys would replace themselves with. They also answer a few listener questions including their favorite 3 movies to watch when on vitamins, and everyone breaks down their worst and best jobs outside of working at Pat McAfee 1nc. As always, to close out the show, the guys each choose a song for Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. It's a fun one. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @BaileyMccomas
1:43:18
January 25, 2019
Ep. 39 - RIP Admiral Jack
On today’s show, the guys open it up and bounce around from conversation to conversation. They cover dogs, cats, and horses, and some of their individual pets, work through a Last Survivor type contingency plan for who would take over Pat McAfee Inc. if something were to happen to Pat, and discuss whether or not they want kids in the future and how many. Todd wants to know what the names of the horses would be for everyone in the office, which spawns a conversation about whether or not they should get into the owning horses game. They also answer some listener questions including what movie they would choose to be on set for, and the guys get into a long conversation when discussing which three TV shows they would like to bring back. To close out the show, the guys each give out some vitamin thoughts. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:44:17
January 23, 2019
Ep. 38 - Miyagi Do Karate
On today's show, the guy's discuss a 33-year-old man from Ireland who had an unusual way to fix his back problems, an Oklahoma woman unknowingly confessing to animal poaching to a game warden on Bumble, and Saudi police arresting a Pakistani man for selling camel urine. Todd wants to know what kind of app the guys would each create if they had an unlimited budget, and what they would call the app. They answer some listener questions including picking professions they think the other guys would be good at, and what they would consider their top guilty pleasure song. And as always, the guys end the show by giving you some Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. Today's episode is a fun one. Come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
2:09:45
January 18, 2019
Ep. 37 - Pat McAfee: Former Pauper
On today’s show, the guys give an update on the weight loss competition and discuss what the D.O.G. leaderboard is currently looking like, plus chat about The Situation preparing to go to jail on tax evasion charges, the Clemson football team being served McDonald’s at the White House by the President, and a woman in Texas being banned from her local Walmart for drinking wine out of a Pringles can and riding a scooter in the parking lot. Todd wants to know what name the guys would give themselves if they were assassins, and Gorms wants to know what everyone’s first impression of him was as the guys get a little introspective. They also play some Elvis related fact or fiction, answer a few listener questions including what they would do if they were a computer virus, and who they would choose if they could be any cartoon character. To close the show, the guys each give some vitamin thoughts. It’s a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and closes with “Poor Man Blues,” by Zac Wilkerson
1:57:56
January 16, 2019
Ep. 36 - Billionaire Problems
On today’s show, a few of the guys are starting to feel the effects of the weight loss challenge, Pat breaks down his long day of doing voice over work and some of the rough patches he faced while recording, Gorman breaks down his early years in Hollywood/touring with The Black Crowes, and recounts a hilarious story from a trip to Vegas with Jim Irsay. Todd wants to know what part of the body everyone would detach and why, the guys also answer some listener questions including what their top flight fast food meals are, and what season/day of the week they would choose if they could only drink alcohol in that time slot. They also discuss school suspensions and Todd tells a couple of hilarious stories about his life while in high school living in Indiana with his parents in Texas. Per usual, the guys each make a selection for Friday Bangerz as they help send you into the weekend. Today was a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:52:04
January 11, 2019
Ep. 35 - Suck Sites
 On today’s show, the guys welcome Jace into the office, the winner of the Nick Maraldo job shadow during the GROAT as they try to get to the bottom of Suck Site Gate, as someone hacked into Gorms’ computer and loaded it with “Suck Sites," while he was away. He believes Digs is starting to act like a Don around the office, Digs has  a different message. The guys also debut a new segment dealing with notes from El Chapo's trial, but get some hazy and confusing information. They also play "Dead or Alive," with Gorman and a little fact or fiction. Todd wants to know how many guys in the office it would take to take out Brock Lesnar is a UFC-type sanctioned match, if it's even possible. They also answer some listener questions, including what the worst job to be hungover for is, and what job they would assign to everyone as a punishment for a full 40 hour work week. They also discuss some of the things they miss while on their diets for the weight loss challenge, and end the show with a few vitamin thoughts. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and GROAT winner @JGrosjean4), and closes with Houston(Fornication) by Travi$ Scott
2:14:47
January 9, 2019
Ep. 34 - "Soaking The Boys"
On today's show, the guys chat a little bit more about Bird Box and the absurdity of 45,000,000+ accounts viewing it, Bill Murray being an incredible human being, whether or not actors and actresses read their terrible reviews, a Dutch astronaut accidentally calling 911 from the International Space Station, and discuss what people have been eating for the weight loss challenge. Todd wants to know if the guys could change the ending of any movie, what they would change and how. They also answer some listener questions including what guilty pleasures they would give up which sends the conversation off the rails a bit, and if they could play for any NFL team, which they would choose. As always, the guys each send in some Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. It's a wild one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:59:31
January 4, 2019
Ep. 33 - Happy New Year
On today's show, the guys discuss what they did on New Year's Eve, chat about the weight loss competition that is finally here and how all the participants are feeling now that plumping season is over, and question why "A Christmas Story," gets the 24 hour marathon treatment on Christmas. They also dive into some world news including TSA getting rid of dogs with pointy ears because they scare kids, a Louisiana police chief posting on Facebook that his department had seized meth infected with the Zika virus, and an Indianapolis woman being wounded by a celebratory gun shot on New Year's Eve. Todd wants to know who in the office the guys would choose if they were to be in a buddy cop movie and what the name and premise would be, and the guys answer some listener questions including whether they would want to live in the Bird Box, World War Z, or A Quiet Place universe, and make their selections for the 2019 death pool. Happy New Year everybody, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy, and closes with "Hook," by Blues Traveler.
1:27:11
January 2, 2019
Ep. 32 - Year In Review
On today's show, the guys debut a new theme song, and try to start a year in review, but don't get very far. Todd also explains how he ruined Christmas for his family, and he rereads his IMDB review for Holmes and Watson which found itself on the front page of Reddit. They also cover some news stories including Baba Vanga making some of her yearly predictions, a Kentucky man being arrested for throwing ham at a relative during a Christmas dispute, and a Wisconsin man being arrested for throwing a beer at a bartender for changing out Black Sabbath for Christmas music. Todd wants to know what everyone would choose if they got to pick New Years resolutions for all of the United States that were punishable by death if people didn't follow. The guys also answer some listener questions including what their top 3 drinking holidays outside of New Years are, and what game shows they would like to be on. As is tradition, they each send in some Friday Bangerz to help catapult you into the weekend. It's good to be back. Come have a good time with us. This episode includes @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas.
1:33:27
December 28, 2018
Ep. 31 - Dark Waters
On today's show, the guys chat about Gorman's illustrious film career from Super Bowl commercials to major blockbusters, and he gives a few stories about his time on film sets and out in Hollywood. They also discuss a couple of the shows that they've been interested in on Netflix, and cover some news stories from around the globe including a Russian Santa having a fatal heart attack in front of some kids, the Brazilian version of Sweeney Todd, and doppelgangers causing wrongful convictions. Todd wants to know what the best Christmas present each of the guys ever got was, and they answer some listener questions including what each of them would choose to be the world champion of and what their championship belt would look like, and what one song they'd sing the lyrics to if they had a gun pointed at their heads. To close out the show, the guys pick a few more holiday themed Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:35:51
December 21, 2018
Ep. 30 - Sweet Dreams
On today’s show, the guys discuss whether or not NFL players wear cups, if anyone in the room could go an entire year using email only to communicate for $100,000 tax free, and Pat chats a little bit about his new three-legged cat, Scootsie, and the contract he had his lady sign to ensure they won’t have anymore pets for the next 5 years, and everyone breaks down their weekends. The guys also discuss some of the biggest news stories sweeping the world including a police standoff with a man with a sword in Philadelphia, a man in Australia fleecing a bar ATM for over 1.6 million dollars over the course of four months, a viral video of police using stop sticks to blow out a criminals tires and potentially a couple of civilians' as well, and a man who was sent to the hospital after smelling his socks each night after taking them off and getting a fungal infection. Todd also wants to know what position each guy in the room is playing if they were to attempt an Ocean’s 11 type heist, and who they’re going after. They also play some fact or fiction, answer some listener questions including which TV show group of friends they would like to be apart of, and what one rule they could change in any of the major sports. They close out the show by chatting a little bit about their dreams and dive into their phones to read a couple of their vitamin thoughts. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @BroBroBroBets, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy, and ends with the song “Beer Run,” by Todd Snider.
2:06:27
December 19, 2018
Ep. 29 - The Perfect Roommate
On today's show, the guys cover a lot of ground. They discuss Will Ferrell's career and look through his catalog of movies, decide what the correct process is for giving gifts around the holidays, and get into a lengthy discussion about Club Med, and decide whether they or cruise or all-inclusive guys for vacations. They also cover the underground "Carnie Mafia" sweeping through Arkansas, and talk about a man vying to implant a bluetooth speaker into his chest so he always knows what direction north is, and Gorms tells a couple of hilarious Jim Irsay stories and gives out a Friday gift for all the bro bro bro's. Todd wants to know who the guys would choose if they were single and could pick any living person as a roommate. They also answer some listener questions including selecting TV show characters for each other, and deciding which major sport they would choose if they were a bench player making the league minimum. As always, the guys wrap up the show with some Friday Bangerz to help kickstart your weekend. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode includes @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @BroBroBroBets, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
2:23:26
December 14, 2018
Ep. 28 - Handmaid's Tale
On today’s show, the guys chat about some current TV shows and movies that they’ve enjoyed or can’t stand, discuss some of the strategies about the weight loss challenge as the first weigh in date gets closer, and chat about everything and anything that comes up in a very free flowing conversation. Todd also wants to know what brand or product the guys would choose if they could be the spokesperson for only one, they play some fact or fiction, and answer some listener questions including what they would do if they could take all the hours from one activity throughout their lives and dedicate it to learning something else, and choose some football coaches for one another. To close out the show, the guys all give some more of their vitamin thoughts. It’s a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas, and ends with Ryan Gosling’s piano solo from La La Land
2:04:50
December 12, 2018
Ep. 27 - Cat Fights
On today's show, the guys chat about a Connecticut man covering himself in maple syrup and having sex on camera, two Utah roommates who had a bit of disagreement leading to a wild ultimatum, a 300 lb. woman stabbing her boyfriend with a table leg and then sitting on top of him and suffocating him to death, chat a little bit about PETA's recent obnoxious tweet, and Kellogg's factory workers in Memphis pissing in the cereal. Todd also wants to know who the guys would choose if they had to recast a Back To The Future reboot, the guys answer some listener questions including what they would want on their rider if they were to get famous enough to do a stadium show, and pick NFL quarterbacks for one another. As always, they close the show with a couple of new Friday Bangerz. It's a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:29:03
December 7, 2018
Ep. 26 - Fundamentals
On today's show, the guys draw some battle lines as they are in the middle of bulking season for the upcoming weight loss challenge. They also discuss experts claiming Alexa will be able to predict whether couples will stay together with 75% accuracy by 2021, Starbucks announcing that they are going to block customers from accessing porn on their free wifi, and chat about Nigeria's president potentially being an actual clone of himself after disappearing for over three months. Todd wants to know what cereals the guys would create for each other, they play some fact or fiction, answer some listener questions including what mythical creatures they'd choose to protect them, and do a deep dive into what some of their most underrated movies are. To close out the show, the guys head into their phones for some vitamin thoughts. It's a fun one, come join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy, and ends with a jam by the boss, Bruce Springsteen.
1:24:22
December 5, 2018
Ep. 25 - Pat vs. Foxy: The Assist Debate
On today's episode, the guys discuss Todd going on Bob & Tom, Pat's time on Get Up, and what some of their weekend plans are. They also chat about some news stories including artificial intelligence taking over the London police department, a blind man suing Playboy because their website isn't accessible, the entire crew gets into a debate about what is and what isn't an assist in basketball, and find themselves having a lengthy discussion about The Rock. Todd wants the guys to essentially write a movie around a couple of actors, they answer some listener questions including who they'd all choose to be with if they were deserted on an island where the natives where cannibals, and as always, send you into the weekend with a couple of Friday Bangerz. It's a good time. Come and join us. This episode features @PatMcAfeeShow, @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas.
1:49:02
November 30, 2018
Ep. 24 - Who Are The Kongos?
On today's show, the guys recap their long Thanksgiving weekends and dive into some world news while Pat heads to the Big Apple. They discuss an ATM accidentally spitting out 100's instead of 10's and 20's, a Chinese scientist dipping his toe into human experiments, a parrot sexually harassing her owner, and a woman beating her significant other after he didn't want to have sex. Todd wants to know what holiday the guys would create and why, they play some fact or fiction, answer some listener questions including creating their own pub drinks for each other, and close out the show with a couple of vitamin thoughts. It's a good time, come and enjoy it with us. This episode includes @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas, and closes with a song by The Kongos.
1:31:58
November 28, 2018
Ep. 23 - Turkey Hangover
On today's show, the guys try to deal with their collective turkey hangovers and discuss the man with the bionic penis running into some issues, a radio DJ from England who ran his show from a shed in his backyard for one listener for 44 years, and the American adventurer who died trying to tango with some exotic locals. Todd wants to know where the guys wish they could be a native of if they weren't from the US, they take a shot with or at someone, and answer some listener questions including what real or fictional weapon they'd like to possess, and what they would get fired for if they coached in the NCAA, and as always help send you into the weekend with some Friday Bangerz. It's a good one. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:12:09
November 23, 2018
Ep. 22 - Happy Thanksgiving
On today's show, the guys discuss what they did over the weekend, and look forward to some of their Thanksgiving plans. They also discuss what's going on in the world including a rise in people who claim Wiccan as their religion, England letting just about anyone become a psychiatrist, a Jets fan getting pulled over while drunk and high and blaming it on his misery over the Jets, and teens in Indonesia getting drunk off tampons. Todd wants to know what conspiracy theories the guys all believe in, they play some fact or fiction, do a Thanksgiving version of vitamin thoughts, and bring back a special Maraldo's mad libs for the holiday. It's a fun one, come and enjoy it with us, and have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas and closes out with "The Thanksgiving Song" by Adam Sandler.
1:40:25
November 21, 2018
Ep. 21 - Mustache Sex
On today's show, the guys hold down the fort as Pat and Foxy are in LA and cover drunk raccoons terrorizing people in West Virginia, the New Jersey couple and "homeless" man who scammed people out of $400,000, a new study about what women find most attractive in terms of beard length, and how Tulsa is trying to get people to move there by offering $10,000 for relocating. Plus Todd wants to know which one person from history everyone would choose to kill (besides Hitler), the guys take a shot with or at someone, answer some listener questions including their top 3 movie villains of all-time, and send you into the weekend with some Friday Bangerz. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas
1:15:29
November 16, 2018
Ep. 20 - Poopy Eyes
On today's show, Nick calls in from home as he is being quarantined after contracting pink eye, the guys discuss an Australian man driving drunk and leading the police on a chase only to stop to pee on the side of the road, and chat about the growing concern that self driving cars will turn into mobile brothels. Todd wants to know what modifications the guys would make to Santa if they were in Tim Allen's shoes from the quintessential Christmas classic, The Santa Claus. The guys also play some fact or fiction, answer some listener questions including what the newspaper headline would say the morning after each member of the crew was hypothetically arrested, and close the show out with a couple vitamin thoughts. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas and closes out with a throwback Clayton Anderson banger.
1:01:42
November 14, 2018
Ep. 19 - Self Help Books
On today's show, the guys discuss the controversy surrounding Brazil's Miss BumBum pageant and some solutions to fix it, a 69 year old man engaging in a legal battle in the Netherlands to change his age to 49 so he can get more Tinder matches, and people dumping their deceased loved ones ashes at Disneyland. In another installment of "I Wanna Know," Todd asks what the guys would do if they had an unlimited amount of money to pull a large scale prank. The guys also pick someone to take a shot with or at, they answer some listener questions involving naming each others self help books, and help send you into the weekend with some new Friday Bangerz. It's a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas
1:46:40
November 9, 2018
Ep. 18 - Political Attack Ads
On today's show, the guys cover an American Airlines baggage handler falling asleep in the cargo hold of a plane in Kansas City and waking up in Chicago, an Australian man who died after being in a coma for several years after eating a slug and contracting rat lungworm, a 22-year-old Scottish man having his testicles bitten off by his own English bulldog, and a Buffalo Bills fan finding human feces under his seat before a game. Todd also wants to know what faction or group of people the guys would choose to lead from any time period. They also play a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions involving forming political attack ads for each other and handpicking superpowers, and they end the show with some vitamin thoughts. It's a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas
1:44:37
November 7, 2018
Ep. 17 - Gamer Goo
On today's show, the guys discuss a woman in Russia giving birth in a grocery store, Ketamine making a big time comeback as a means to help treat depression, a Canadian man trying to buy a police officer food at a drive-thru and subsequently being arrested for a DUI, and a former South Carolina Governor handing out mini copies of the US Constitution to trick-or-treaters instead of candy. Todd also wants to know what one sporting event the guys would attend if they could go back in time, they answer some listener questions, and end the show by helping send you into the weekend with some Friday Bangerz. It's a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:38:02
November 2, 2018
Ep. 16 - Happy Halloween
On today's show, the guys are in the Halloween spirit as they discuss Shaun White coming under fire for dressing as Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder, an Alabama woman having to have an emergency dental visit after getting her plastic vampire teeth infused into her real teeth, and break down MIT's new experiment that allows people to control another person's actions. They also break some more news from history live from the Salem Witch Trials, play fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, give some vitamin thoughts, and have an in depth discussion about their favorite and least favorite Halloween candies. It's a great time, come join us, and have a safe Halloween. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas
1:20:02
October 31, 2018
Ep 15. - I Want My Lawyer
On today's show, the guy's make a call to a lawyer to see if Nick can sue Zito for aiding in breaking his collarbone, and end up almost getting The Pub shut down, chat about judge's running down criminals trying to escape the court room, NASA's alien telescope going dark all of the sudden, and 1200 pounds of liquid meth being discovered in the diesel tank of an 18-wheeler. The guys also debut a new segment where they break some news from history, Digs wants to know who some of their most underrated actors and actresses are, they choose who they want to take a shot with or at, answer some listener questions, and pick some Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. It's a good time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas.
1:41:30
October 26, 2018
Ep. 14 - Memes Make You Fat
On today's show, the guys go on a couple of major tangents while discussing what they did over the weekend, spider webs that are taking over Greece, the European Parliament trying to ban memes because they think they are making kids fat, a Canadian rapper who passed away while filming airplane stunts for a music video, Pat tries to figure out how to fix the airport system, and the guys chat about who some of their most overrated actors and actresses are. Todd also wants to know if the guys could create a documentary based on anyone living or dead, who they would choose, they play a little fact or fiction, give out a couple of their vitamin thoughts and answer some more listener questions. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy and closes with the Toby Keith song, "I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again."
2:08:06
October 24, 2018
Ep. 13 - 55 Million Dollar Dreams
On today's show, the guys discuss what they're going to do when they win the Mega Millions, UFO whistleblowers being killed and whether or not Elon Musk is actually an alien, Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof passing away and how he affected some of the guys' lives, decide which event they could beat the devil at if their soul was up for grabs, and how some Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Todd also wants to know which movies the guys would change the ending to and what the new ending would be. The also answer some listener questions, and send you into the weekend with some Friday Bangerz. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:30:28
October 19, 2018
Ep. 12 - Wings & Beer Night
On today's show, the guys cover what they did over the weekend, chat about a Florida family finding a live ordinance from World War 2 sitting in their neighbors garden, discuss why kids are still eating tide pods, and chat about the Monday Night Football tandem of Jason Witten and Joe Tessitore. Todd also wants to know which three celebrities, living or dead, the guys would choose to have wings and beer with, they play some fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, and end the show with some vitamin thoughts. It's a good one, come have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas, and a song from Tenacious D.
1:45:39
October 17, 2018
Ep. 11 - Manpon
On today's episode, the guys discuss a mysterious object that washed up in South Carolina that is definitely an alien object, a woman bringing a squirrel on a flight as a support animal, and a man having an interesting run-in in a church in North Dakota. Todd also wants to know what female product the guys would like to endorse, they answer some listener questions, and send you into the weekend with some more Friday Bangerz. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas
1:27:23
October 12, 2018
Ep. 10 - #GROAT Documentary Release Party
On today's show, the crew celebrates the release of Pat McAfee: Professional Baseball Player #PMPBP, the greatest comedic sports documentary of all-time (still available at PatMcAfeeShow.com), the greatest raffle of all-time, the #GROAT, and Zito's birthday. Come have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @philmains, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas.
1:26:08
October 10, 2018
Ep. 9 - Captain Annoying
On today's show, the guys discuss a police officer getting arrested for forging divorce documents, the first ever electric scooter DUI, and their thoughts on Sylvester Stallone suiting back up in a new Rambo movie. Todd wants to know what the guys would choose as their three superpowers if they were a superhero named Captain Annoying, the guys choose who they're taking shots with or at and answer some listener questions. To close out the show, the guys choose a couple of Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. Come have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:07:43
October 5, 2018
Ep 8. - Slasher Movies
On today's episode, the guys cover people bleeding out of their orifices on a Mumbai airline, a romantic suspense novelist famous for writing a blog titled, "How to Murder Your Husband," being accused of murder, a Russian town going overboard with voodoo dolls, and a 12 year-old in Michigan stealing a police cruiser and taking it for a joyride. Todd also wants to know what kind of movies the guys would create if they were trying to create the next big slasher film franchise, they do a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, and close out with a few vitamin thoughts. It's a good time, come join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and closes out with the Russell Brand/Infant Sorrow song "Inside of You."
1:36:46
October 3, 2018
Ep 7. - Friday Bangerz Is Back
On today's show, the guys discuss who they would want to play them in a movie about the crew of The Pat McAfee Show, who their favorite movie and TV duos are, a 74 year-old man deciding to stay in his apartment as it was burning down, why a prop technician for The Lion King on Broadway was printing 3D guns backstage, and how they feel about Millennials drastically lowering the divorce rate. They also do a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, and the best segment in podcasting history, Friday Bangerz, is back to send you into the weekend. Come have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @BaileyMcComas, and @evanfoxy.
1:10:23
September 28, 2018
Ep 6. - Pet Peeves
On today's show, the guys discuss a concession worker at Comerica Park in Detroit spitting in people's pizza, Todd wants to know what profession everyone would choose if they were going to be elite at what they do, the guys let each other know what some of their biggest pet peeves are, they decide who they want to take a shot with or take a shot at, answer some listener questions, and give out a couple vitamin thoughts to end the show. It's a good one. Come join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and a comedy clip from comedian @BrentMorin.
1:29:31
September 26, 2018
Ep 5. - Walking Threesome
On today's show, the guys cover the Sesame Street creators confirming that Bert and Ernie are gay, the Vegas Golden Knights forging a gambling partnership with the William Hill Sportsbook, a baby in India being born with four arms and two penises, and teens protesting that they shouldn't have to stand in front of a class and give presentations because classrooms are their "safe spaces." The guys also choose who they'd like to take a shot with or take a shot at, answer some listener questions, and dive through their phone notes. Today's show is a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @evanfoxy, @VivalaZito, and a comedy clip from @normmacdonald.
1:39:41
September 19, 2018
Ep. 4 - Bionic Penis
On today's show, the guys discuss what celebrities people are choosing their unborn children to look like, a man born without a penis paying $60,000 to have a bionic one installed, an inmate at the Columbia Correctional Institute killing his cell mate and wearing his ear as a necklace to the chow hall, and the discovery by gold miners of a mummified ice age wolf pup and caribou dating back 50,000 years. They also find out what happened today in history, play a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, and see what they have in their phone notes. It's a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @nickmaraldo, @Digz, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @evanfoxy, @VivalaZito, and a comedy clip from @MootePoints.
1:14:58
September 17, 2018
Ep 3. - Good Morning, Mr. Lincoln
On today's show, the guys sit down to chat about bathing in beer to cure open wounds and psoriasis, Suffolk County, NY having crack pipe vending machines, scientists claiming they've spotted dozens of signals from an alien galaxy, and people impersonating police to get fast food quicker. The guys also decide to take a shot with or at someone, answer some listener questions, and go through their phone notes. It's a good time, come join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @nickmaraldo, @Digz, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and a comedy clip from @DaveWComedy.
1:28:59
September 12, 2018
Ep. 2 - Micro Cheating
On today's show, Todd, Pat, Nick, Digs, Ty, Boston Connor, Zito, and Evan talk about Serena Williams' spat with an official at the US Open, Elon Musk smoking a blunt with Joe Rogan, whether or not hitmen still exist, and how Texas educators are trying to teach kids to forget the Alamo. They also do a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, and dive into their phone notes. Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE, RATE, AND REVIEW. Come have a good time with us.
1:18:45
September 10, 2018
Episode 1 - Don't Call It A Comeback
On today's show, Todd intros the the new look Heartland Radio (2.0) and welcomes Pat, Nick, Digs, Ty, Connor, Zito, and Evan as they dive into some hilarious stories in the news. They cover strippers coming into Chinese kindergarten classrooms, a guy getting a 23 inch sex toy stuck up his butt, decide who they'd either buy a shot for, or take a shot at, answer some listener questions, and dive into the notes section on their phones. Closing out the episode is a standup clip from comedian Brendon Walsh. We're starting back at zero so SUBSCRIBE, RATE, & REVIEW, and come have a good time.
1:13:01
September 7, 2018
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