Heartland Radio 2.0

Heartland Radio 2.0

By Heartland Radio 2.0
Heartland Radio 2.0 is presented The Pat McAfee Show (2.0). Pat and the supporting cast of his show come together to cut loose, break balls, and laugh at life and what's going on in the world. Kick back and have fun, because you're sitting at the empty chair at the table.
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Ep. 29 - The Perfect Roommate
On today's show, the guys cover a lot of ground. They discuss Will Ferrell's career and look through his catalog of movies, decide what the correct process is for giving gifts around the holidays, and get into a lengthy discussion about Club Med, and decide whether they or cruise or all-inclusive guys for vacations. They also cover the underground "Carnie Mafia" sweeping through Arkansas, and talk about a man vying to implant a bluetooth speaker into his chest so he always knows what direction north is, and Gorms tells a couple of hilarious Jim Irsay stories and gives out a Friday gift for all the bro bro bro's. Todd wants to know who the guys would choose if they were single and could pick any living person as a roommate. They also answer some listener questions including selecting TV show characters for each other, and deciding which major sport they would choose if they were a bench player making the league minimum. As always, the guys wrap up the show with some Friday Bangerz to help kickstart your weekend. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode includes @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @BroBroBroBets, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
2:23:26
December 14, 2018
Ep. 28 - Handmaid's Tale
On today’s show, the guys chat about some current TV shows and movies that they’ve enjoyed or can’t stand, discuss some of the strategies about the weight loss challenge as the first weigh in date gets closer, and chat about everything and anything that comes up in a very free flowing conversation. Todd also wants to know what brand or product the guys would choose if they could be the spokesperson for only one, they play some fact or fiction, and answer some listener questions including what they would do if they could take all the hours from one activity throughout their lives and dedicate it to learning something else, and choose some football coaches for one another. To close out the show, the guys all give some more of their vitamin thoughts. It’s a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas, and ends with Ryan Gosling’s piano solo from La La Land
2:04:50
December 12, 2018
Ep. 27 - Cat Fights
On today's show, the guys chat about a Connecticut man covering himself in maple syrup and having sex on camera, two Utah roommates who had a bit of disagreement leading to a wild ultimatum, a 300 lb. woman stabbing her boyfriend with a table leg and then sitting on top of him and suffocating him to death, chat a little bit about PETA's recent obnoxious tweet, and Kellogg's factory workers in Memphis pissing in the cereal. Todd also wants to know who the guys would choose if they had to recast a Back To The Future reboot, the guys answer some listener questions including what they would want on their rider if they were to get famous enough to do a stadium show, and pick NFL quarterbacks for one another. As always, they close the show with a couple of new Friday Bangerz. It's a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:29:03
December 7, 2018
Ep. 26 - Fundamentals
On today's show, the guys draw some battle lines as they are in the middle of bulking season for the upcoming weight loss challenge. They also discuss experts claiming Alexa will be able to predict whether couples will stay together with 75% accuracy by 2021, Starbucks announcing that they are going to block customers from accessing porn on their free wifi, and chat about Nigeria's president potentially being an actual clone of himself after disappearing for over three months. Todd wants to know what cereals the guys would create for each other, they play some fact or fiction, answer some listener questions including what mythical creatures they'd choose to protect them, and do a deep dive into what some of their most underrated movies are. To close out the show, the guys head into their phones for some vitamin thoughts. It's a fun one, come join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy, and ends with a jam by the boss, Bruce Springsteen.
1:24:22
December 5, 2018
Ep. 25 - Pat vs. Foxy: The Assist Debate
On today's episode, the guys discuss Todd going on Bob & Tom, Pat's time on Get Up, and what some of their weekend plans are. They also chat about some news stories including artificial intelligence taking over the London police department, a blind man suing Playboy because their website isn't accessible, the entire crew gets into a debate about what is and what isn't an assist in basketball, and find themselves having a lengthy discussion about The Rock. Todd wants the guys to essentially write a movie around a couple of actors, they answer some listener questions including who they'd all choose to be with if they were deserted on an island where the natives where cannibals, and as always, send you into the weekend with a couple of Friday Bangerz. It's a good time. Come and join us. This episode features @PatMcAfeeShow, @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas.
1:49:02
November 30, 2018
Ep. 24 - Who Are The Kongos?
On today's show, the guys recap their long Thanksgiving weekends and dive into some world news while Pat heads to the Big Apple. They discuss an ATM accidentally spitting out 100's instead of 10's and 20's, a Chinese scientist dipping his toe into human experiments, a parrot sexually harassing her owner, and a woman beating her significant other after he didn't want to have sex. Todd wants to know what holiday the guys would create and why, they play some fact or fiction, answer some listener questions including creating their own pub drinks for each other, and close out the show with a couple of vitamin thoughts. It's a good time, come and enjoy it with us. This episode includes @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas, and closes with a song by The Kongos.
1:31:58
November 28, 2018
Ep. 23 - Turkey Hangover
On today's show, the guys try to deal with their collective turkey hangovers and discuss the man with the bionic penis running into some issues, a radio DJ from England who ran his show from a shed in his backyard for one listener for 44 years, and the American adventurer who died trying to tango with some exotic locals. Todd wants to know where the guys wish they could be a native of if they weren't from the US, they take a shot with or at someone, and answer some listener questions including what real or fictional weapon they'd like to possess, and what they would get fired for if they coached in the NCAA, and as always help send you into the weekend with some Friday Bangerz. It's a good one. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:12:09
November 23, 2018
Ep. 22 - Happy Thanksgiving
On today's show, the guys discuss what they did over the weekend, and look forward to some of their Thanksgiving plans. They also discuss what's going on in the world including a rise in people who claim Wiccan as their religion, England letting just about anyone become a psychiatrist, a Jets fan getting pulled over while drunk and high and blaming it on his misery over the Jets, and teens in Indonesia getting drunk off tampons. Todd wants to know what conspiracy theories the guys all believe in, they play some fact or fiction, do a Thanksgiving version of vitamin thoughts, and bring back a special Maraldo's mad libs for the holiday. It's a fun one, come and enjoy it with us, and have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas and closes out with "The Thanksgiving Song" by Adam Sandler.
1:40:25
November 21, 2018
Ep. 21 - Mustache Sex
On today's show, the guys hold down the fort as Pat and Foxy are in LA and cover drunk raccoons terrorizing people in West Virginia, the New Jersey couple and "homeless" man who scammed people out of $400,000, a new study about what women find most attractive in terms of beard length, and how Tulsa is trying to get people to move there by offering $10,000 for relocating. Plus Todd wants to know which one person from history everyone would choose to kill (besides Hitler), the guys take a shot with or at someone, answer some listener questions including their top 3 movie villains of all-time, and send you into the weekend with some Friday Bangerz. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas
1:15:29
November 16, 2018
Ep. 20 - Poopy Eyes
On today's show, Nick calls in from home as he is being quarantined after contracting pink eye, the guys discuss an Australian man driving drunk and leading the police on a chase only to stop to pee on the side of the road, and chat about the growing concern that self driving cars will turn into mobile brothels. Todd wants to know what modifications the guys would make to Santa if they were in Tim Allen's shoes from the quintessential Christmas classic, The Santa Claus. The guys also play some fact or fiction, answer some listener questions including what the newspaper headline would say the morning after each member of the crew was hypothetically arrested, and close the show out with a couple vitamin thoughts. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas and closes out with a throwback Clayton Anderson banger.
1:01:42
November 14, 2018
Ep. 19 - Self Help Books
On today's show, the guys discuss the controversy surrounding Brazil's Miss BumBum pageant and some solutions to fix it, a 69 year old man engaging in a legal battle in the Netherlands to change his age to 49 so he can get more Tinder matches, and people dumping their deceased loved ones ashes at Disneyland. In another installment of "I Wanna Know," Todd asks what the guys would do if they had an unlimited amount of money to pull a large scale prank. The guys also pick someone to take a shot with or at, they answer some listener questions involving naming each others self help books, and help send you into the weekend with some new Friday Bangerz. It's a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas
1:46:40
November 9, 2018
Ep. 18 - Political Attack Ads
On today's show, the guys cover an American Airlines baggage handler falling asleep in the cargo hold of a plane in Kansas City and waking up in Chicago, an Australian man who died after being in a coma for several years after eating a slug and contracting rat lungworm, a 22-year-old Scottish man having his testicles bitten off by his own English bulldog, and a Buffalo Bills fan finding human feces under his seat before a game. Todd also wants to know what faction or group of people the guys would choose to lead from any time period. They also play a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions involving forming political attack ads for each other and handpicking superpowers, and they end the show with some vitamin thoughts. It's a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas
1:44:37
November 7, 2018
Ep. 17 - Gamer Goo
On today's show, the guys discuss a woman in Russia giving birth in a grocery store, Ketamine making a big time comeback as a means to help treat depression, a Canadian man trying to buy a police officer food at a drive-thru and subsequently being arrested for a DUI, and a former South Carolina Governor handing out mini copies of the US Constitution to trick-or-treaters instead of candy. Todd also wants to know what one sporting event the guys would attend if they could go back in time, they answer some listener questions, and end the show by helping send you into the weekend with some Friday Bangerz. It's a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:38:02
November 2, 2018
Ep. 16 - Happy Halloween
On today's show, the guys are in the Halloween spirit as they discuss Shaun White coming under fire for dressing as Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder, an Alabama woman having to have an emergency dental visit after getting her plastic vampire teeth infused into her real teeth, and break down MIT's new experiment that allows people to control another person's actions. They also break some more news from history live from the Salem Witch Trials, play fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, give some vitamin thoughts, and have an in depth discussion about their favorite and least favorite Halloween candies. It's a great time, come join us, and have a safe Halloween. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas
1:20:02
October 31, 2018
Ep 15. - I Want My Lawyer
On today's show, the guy's make a call to a lawyer to see if Nick can sue Zito for aiding in breaking his collarbone, and end up almost getting The Pub shut down, chat about judge's running down criminals trying to escape the court room, NASA's alien telescope going dark all of the sudden, and 1200 pounds of liquid meth being discovered in the diesel tank of an 18-wheeler. The guys also debut a new segment where they break some news from history, Digs wants to know who some of their most underrated actors and actresses are, they choose who they want to take a shot with or at, answer some listener questions, and pick some Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. It's a good time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas.
1:41:30
October 26, 2018
Ep. 14 - Memes Make You Fat
On today's show, the guys go on a couple of major tangents while discussing what they did over the weekend, spider webs that are taking over Greece, the European Parliament trying to ban memes because they think they are making kids fat, a Canadian rapper who passed away while filming airplane stunts for a music video, Pat tries to figure out how to fix the airport system, and the guys chat about who some of their most overrated actors and actresses are. Todd also wants to know if the guys could create a documentary based on anyone living or dead, who they would choose, they play a little fact or fiction, give out a couple of their vitamin thoughts and answer some more listener questions. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy and closes with the Toby Keith song, "I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again."
2:08:06
October 24, 2018
Ep. 13 - 55 Million Dollar Dreams
On today's show, the guys discuss what they're going to do when they win the Mega Millions, UFO whistleblowers being killed and whether or not Elon Musk is actually an alien, Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof passing away and how he affected some of the guys' lives, decide which event they could beat the devil at if their soul was up for grabs, and how some Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Todd also wants to know which movies the guys would change the ending to and what the new ending would be. The also answer some listener questions, and send you into the weekend with some Friday Bangerz. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:30:28
October 19, 2018
Ep. 12 - Wings & Beer Night
On today's show, the guys cover what they did over the weekend, chat about a Florida family finding a live ordinance from World War 2 sitting in their neighbors garden, discuss why kids are still eating tide pods, and chat about the Monday Night Football tandem of Jason Witten and Joe Tessitore. Todd also wants to know which three celebrities, living or dead, the guys would choose to have wings and beer with, they play some fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, and end the show with some vitamin thoughts. It's a good one, come have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas, and a song from Tenacious D.
1:45:39
October 17, 2018
Ep. 11 - Manpon
On today's episode, the guys discuss a mysterious object that washed up in South Carolina that is definitely an alien object, a woman bringing a squirrel on a flight as a support animal, and a man having an interesting run-in in a church in North Dakota. Todd also wants to know what female product the guys would like to endorse, they answer some listener questions, and send you into the weekend with some more Friday Bangerz. Come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas
1:27:23
October 12, 2018
Ep. 10 - #GROAT Documentary Release Party
On today's show, the crew celebrates the release of Pat McAfee: Professional Baseball Player #PMPBP, the greatest comedic sports documentary of all-time (still available at PatMcAfeeShow.com), the greatest raffle of all-time, the #GROAT, and Zito's birthday. Come have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @philmains, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas.
1:26:08
October 10, 2018
Ep. 9 - Captain Annoying
On today's show, the guys discuss a police officer getting arrested for forging divorce documents, the first ever electric scooter DUI, and their thoughts on Sylvester Stallone suiting back up in a new Rambo movie. Todd wants to know what the guys would choose as their three superpowers if they were a superhero named Captain Annoying, the guys choose who they're taking shots with or at and answer some listener questions. To close out the show, the guys choose a couple of Friday Bangerz to help send you into the weekend. Come have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy.
1:07:43
October 5, 2018
Ep 8. - Slasher Movies
On today's episode, the guys cover people bleeding out of their orifices on a Mumbai airline, a romantic suspense novelist famous for writing a blog titled, "How to Murder Your Husband," being accused of murder, a Russian town going overboard with voodoo dolls, and a 12 year-old in Michigan stealing a police cruiser and taking it for a joyride. Todd also wants to know what kind of movies the guys would create if they were trying to create the next big slasher film franchise, they do a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, and close out with a few vitamin thoughts. It's a good time, come join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and closes out with the Russell Brand/Infant Sorrow song "Inside of You."
1:36:46
October 3, 2018
Ep 7. - Friday Bangerz Is Back
On today's show, the guys discuss who they would want to play them in a movie about the crew of The Pat McAfee Show, who their favorite movie and TV duos are, a 74 year-old man deciding to stay in his apartment as it was burning down, why a prop technician for The Lion King on Broadway was printing 3D guns backstage, and how they feel about Millennials drastically lowering the divorce rate. They also do a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, and the best segment in podcasting history, Friday Bangerz, is back to send you into the weekend. Come have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @BaileyMcComas, and @evanfoxy.
1:10:23
September 28, 2018
Ep 6. - Pet Peeves
On today's show, the guys discuss a concession worker at Comerica Park in Detroit spitting in people's pizza, Todd wants to know what profession everyone would choose if they were going to be elite at what they do, the guys let each other know what some of their biggest pet peeves are, they decide who they want to take a shot with or take a shot at, answer some listener questions, and give out a couple vitamin thoughts to end the show. It's a good one. Come join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and a comedy clip from comedian @BrentMorin.
1:29:31
September 26, 2018
Ep 5. - Walking Threesome
On today's show, the guys cover the Sesame Street creators confirming that Bert and Ernie are gay, the Vegas Golden Knights forging a gambling partnership with the William Hill Sportsbook, a baby in India being born with four arms and two penises, and teens protesting that they shouldn't have to stand in front of a class and give presentations because classrooms are their "safe spaces." The guys also choose who they'd like to take a shot with or take a shot at, answer some listener questions, and dive through their phone notes. Today's show is a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @evanfoxy, @VivalaZito, and a comedy clip from @normmacdonald.
1:39:41
September 19, 2018
Ep. 4 - Bionic Penis
On today's show, the guys discuss what celebrities people are choosing their unborn children to look like, a man born without a penis paying $60,000 to have a bionic one installed, an inmate at the Columbia Correctional Institute killing his cell mate and wearing his ear as a necklace to the chow hall, and the discovery by gold miners of a mummified ice age wolf pup and caribou dating back 50,000 years. They also find out what happened today in history, play a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, and see what they have in their phone notes. It's a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @nickmaraldo, @Digz, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @evanfoxy, @VivalaZito, and a comedy clip from @MootePoints.
1:14:58
September 17, 2018
Ep 3. - Good Morning, Mr. Lincoln
On today's show, the guys sit down to chat about bathing in beer to cure open wounds and psoriasis, Suffolk County, NY having crack pipe vending machines, scientists claiming they've spotted dozens of signals from an alien galaxy, and people impersonating police to get fast food quicker. The guys also decide to take a shot with or at someone, answer some listener questions, and go through their phone notes. It's a good time, come join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @nickmaraldo, @Digz, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and a comedy clip from @DaveWComedy.
1:28:59
September 12, 2018
Ep. 2 - Micro Cheating
On today's show, Todd, Pat, Nick, Digs, Ty, Boston Connor, Zito, and Evan talk about Serena Williams' spat with an official at the US Open, Elon Musk smoking a blunt with Joe Rogan, whether or not hitmen still exist, and how Texas educators are trying to teach kids to forget the Alamo. They also do a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, and dive into their phone notes. Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE, RATE, AND REVIEW. Come have a good time with us.
1:18:45
September 10, 2018
Episode 1 - Don't Call It A Comeback
On today's show, Todd intros the the new look Heartland Radio (2.0) and welcomes Pat, Nick, Digs, Ty, Connor, Zito, and Evan as they dive into some hilarious stories in the news. They cover strippers coming into Chinese kindergarten classrooms, a guy getting a 23 inch sex toy stuck up his butt, decide who they'd either buy a shot for, or take a shot at, answer some listener questions, and dive into the notes section on their phones. Closing out the episode is a standup clip from comedian Brendon Walsh. We're starting back at zero so SUBSCRIBE, RATE, & REVIEW, and come have a good time.
1:13:01
September 7, 2018
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