We welcome our very first guest, Alisa Purifico, "The Date Whisperer," a professional matchmaker who bitch-slaps us with some refreshing empowerment and behind-the-scenes perspective. She teaches us dating hacks (read: what you're probably doing wrong--oops), explains why dating apps don't work, breaks down some hard truths about what we think we want in a partner, discusses how long to heal post-breakup before dating again, and shares the most eye-opening breakup/dating story we've ever heard.