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The Whaley Family Hour

The Whaley Family Hour

By Frank Whaley, Heather Whaley

Spend way less than an hour with Frank Whaley (Pulp Fiction, Marvel's Luke Cage, Field of Dreams) and Heather Whaley, author of Eat Your Feelings: Recipes for Self-Loathing as they tell you all the news you wish you could use.
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Episode Three: Ten Out of Ten

The Whaley Family HourMar 21, 2020

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Emergency Landing

Emergency Landing

Frank and Heather are here with all the breaking news you didn't want.

Sep 08, 202315:39
Snoozenheimer

Snoozenheimer

Frank and Heather cave to the demands of the corporate office and return with all the content you've been missing.

Aug 25, 202318:48
You're Under Arrest

You're Under Arrest

Frank and Heather discuss the Screen Actor's Guild strike and various tales from jail.

Jun 30, 202316:13
How 'Bout Them Apples

How 'Bout Them Apples

Frank and Heather discuss their recent corporate reshuffling and current events.

Jun 16, 202326:24
You Never Gave Me Nothing

You Never Gave Me Nothing

Frank and Heather discuss meat, feeling like meat, and German Shepherds.

Apr 07, 202323:04
Freaky Deaky

Freaky Deaky

Frank and Heather discuss medical maladies and spring break shenanigans.

Mar 17, 202328:02
All Quiet on the Vaginosis Front

All Quiet on the Vaginosis Front

Frank and Heather discuss the Academy Awards, Tracy Anderson, Frank's height, and answer listener mail.

Mar 10, 202333:57
Cheaper to Keep 'Er

Cheaper to Keep 'Er

Frank and Heather discuss aviation.

Mar 03, 202329:30
Bat Girl

Bat Girl

Frank and Heather bring you all the uplifting stories of the day. No. No they don't.

Feb 03, 202324:40
Douches Wild

Douches Wild

Frank and Heather discuss what people smell like and horrible news.

Jan 27, 202326:51
Happy Anniversary Everyone

Happy Anniversary Everyone

Frank and Heather give an in depth analysis of the day's headlines and celebrate an ominous anniversary.  

Jan 21, 202324:39
The Thumper

The Thumper

Frank and Heather discuss climate change and plumbing.

Jan 13, 202324:07
Brick House

Brick House

Frank and Heather discuss the shittiest house in Brick Township, New Jersey. 

Dec 09, 202233:46
Jebdiddy

Jebdiddy

Frank and Heather discuss gumballs - so many gumballs! - Chris Evans and his pillowy red lips, and Jeopardy.

Nov 18, 202216:42
Redangled

Redangled

Frank and Heather discuss Keynesian economics. No, not really. They talk about Harvey Weinstein's balls. 

Nov 11, 202218:35
Oops He Did It Again

Oops He Did It Again

Frank and Heather discuss the Royal Family, and offer suggestions for baby names.

Nov 04, 202226:12
ENOUGH.

ENOUGH.

Frank and Heather discuss bear attacks, dandruff, and forensic psychology. 

Oct 28, 202230:22
Doggy Styles

Doggy Styles

Frank and Heather discuss the greatest city in the world, Shia LeBeouf, and perverts.

Aug 26, 202220:20
Don't Punch the Jet

Don't Punch the Jet

Frank and Heather discuss aerodynamics, relationships, and politics in Finland.

Aug 19, 202223:17
I Believe James Earl Jones Can Fly

I Believe James Earl Jones Can Fly

Frank and Heather discuss MLB and Field of Dreams, OJ Simpson, and when animals attack.

Aug 12, 202226:23
The Debris Field

The Debris Field

Frank and Heather discuss mathematical probabilities.

Jul 29, 202221:39
Olivia Olivia and Emma

Olivia Olivia and Emma

Frank and Heather give you all the tricks to achieving the perfect personality.

Jul 08, 202213:40
A Grand Old Flag

A Grand Old Flag

Frank and Heather love America.

Jul 01, 202220:25
Grand Old Perverts

Grand Old Perverts

Frank and Heather discuss the creepy perverts of the GOP.

Jun 24, 202218:55
Bad News for John Hinckley Jr.

Bad News for John Hinckley Jr.

Frank and Heather discuss how to get into People Magazine.

Jun 17, 202219:24
Saggy Bottom

Saggy Bottom

Frank and Heather break it all down while trying not to have a breakdown, and Frank talks about Ray Liotta.

May 27, 202218:06
Pocket Food

Pocket Food

Frank and Heather discuss eating things you find in your pocket, Fred Ward, Kevin Bacon, and what not to do in the shower before your wedding.

May 13, 202220:13
Hey Baby

Hey Baby

Frank and Heather are back and here to discuss the fascinating history of the combustion engine.

May 06, 202226:49
Johnson's Agony

Johnson's Agony

Frank and Heather discuss Chaucer. 

Apr 08, 202221:15
Man Alive!

Man Alive!

Frank and Heather discuss the glamour of Hollywood, Justin Bieber's fashion, and some truly hideous behavior.

Apr 04, 202220:59
Little Croakers

Little Croakers

Frank and Heather discuss the twelfth century alchemist Albertus Magnus. Again.

Apr 01, 202225:32
Frosted Highlights and Hard Kombucha

Frosted Highlights and Hard Kombucha

Frank and Heather discuss mathematics and engineering.

Mar 28, 202224:36
Ragu

Ragu

Frank and Heather discuss poetry.

Mar 25, 202213:60
Shark Traps

Shark Traps

Frank and Heather discuss a tragedy, a remarkable story of survival, and who does and does not do yard work. 

Mar 18, 202214:40
Eggs Don't Matter

Eggs Don't Matter

Frank and Heather discuss Russia, random acts of insanity, and camels getting revenge.

Mar 14, 202225:23
Mr. Skaggs

Mr. Skaggs

Frank and Heather discuss today's horror stories, and answer a listener email about celebrity sightings.

Mar 12, 202224:39
The First Date

The First Date

Frank and Heather discuss their first date, what happened at work, and answer a listener question. 

Mar 04, 202223:24
Dig It

Dig It

Frank and Heather deliver important medical advice. 

Feb 25, 202211:49
Lil Problem

Lil Problem

Frank and Heather discuss nicknames, actors doing cocaine, and how many bladders do we have.

Feb 18, 202220:36
Horrible News

Horrible News

Frank and Heather give you the horrible news. 

Feb 12, 202215:50
Indecent Proposal

Indecent Proposal

Frank and Heather discuss book banning, Adele, and it girl Mackensie Scott.

Feb 05, 202217:28
No Fluke

No Fluke

Frank and Heather are here for this Monday, January 31st in the year 2022. They are here and discussing whether you can separate the art from the artist, actors defending abusers, actors accusing studios of discrimination, actors accusing actors of privilege, and a lady trying to blow up a shopping mall. 

Jan 31, 202219:16
Pia Zadora Looks Amazing

Pia Zadora Looks Amazing

Frank and Heather are hunkering down for the great bomb cyclone blizzard of '22 and discussing the legend that is Pia Zadora, men in skirts, and they answer a listener who took actual umbrage. 

Jan 29, 202217:04
Nose Wheel

Nose Wheel

Frank and Heather are here for your evening news brief. Take it or leave it.

Jan 24, 202208:27
Shred It Up

Shred It Up

Frank and Heather discuss all the important news of the day that you didn't know you wanted to hear.

Jan 22, 202217:28
Amber's Next Move

Amber's Next Move

Frank and Heather discuss celebrity divorces and he reveals a long-standing crush, stand up comedy, being too nice, and read a letter from a listener. 

Jan 15, 202222:07
Whole Feeds

Whole Feeds

Frank and Heather discuss new revelations about Betty White, the shameful behavior of Whole Foods, and predictions from 1922.

Jan 10, 202219:10
2 1/2 Gallons

2 1/2 Gallons

Frank and Heather discuss the recent deaths of elderly famous people, the Capitol Insurrection, Oliver Stone, and Tom Brady.

Jan 07, 202220:23
Mr. Negative

Mr. Negative

Frank and Heather discuss the ongoing pandemic, the absolute pandemonium in finding a test, and Frank manages to insult two entire communities in California.

Jan 04, 202219:43
Mr. Big n' Meaty

Mr. Big n' Meaty

Frank and Heather get ready for Christmas by discussing men behaving badly and stuff. Ho Ho Ho

Dec 17, 202115:36