The Whaley Family Hour
By Frank Whaley, Heather Whaley
The Whaley Family HourJul 17, 2020
Emergency Landing
Frank and Heather are here with all the breaking news you didn't want.
Snoozenheimer
Frank and Heather cave to the demands of the corporate office and return with all the content you've been missing.
You're Under Arrest
Frank and Heather discuss the Screen Actor's Guild strike and various tales from jail.
How 'Bout Them Apples
Frank and Heather discuss their recent corporate reshuffling and current events.
You Never Gave Me Nothing
Frank and Heather discuss meat, feeling like meat, and German Shepherds.
Freaky Deaky
Frank and Heather discuss medical maladies and spring break shenanigans.
All Quiet on the Vaginosis Front
Frank and Heather discuss the Academy Awards, Tracy Anderson, Frank's height, and answer listener mail.
Cheaper to Keep 'Er
Frank and Heather discuss aviation.
Bat Girl
Frank and Heather bring you all the uplifting stories of the day. No. No they don't.
Douches Wild
Frank and Heather discuss what people smell like and horrible news.
Happy Anniversary Everyone
Frank and Heather give an in depth analysis of the day's headlines and celebrate an ominous anniversary.
The Thumper
Frank and Heather discuss climate change and plumbing.
Brick House
Frank and Heather discuss the shittiest house in Brick Township, New Jersey.
Jebdiddy
Frank and Heather discuss gumballs - so many gumballs! - Chris Evans and his pillowy red lips, and Jeopardy.
Redangled
Frank and Heather discuss Keynesian economics. No, not really. They talk about Harvey Weinstein's balls.
Oops He Did It Again
Frank and Heather discuss the Royal Family, and offer suggestions for baby names.
ENOUGH.
Frank and Heather discuss bear attacks, dandruff, and forensic psychology.
Doggy Styles
Frank and Heather discuss the greatest city in the world, Shia LeBeouf, and perverts.
Don't Punch the Jet
Frank and Heather discuss aerodynamics, relationships, and politics in Finland.
I Believe James Earl Jones Can Fly
Frank and Heather discuss MLB and Field of Dreams, OJ Simpson, and when animals attack.
The Debris Field
Frank and Heather discuss mathematical probabilities.
Olivia Olivia and Emma
Frank and Heather give you all the tricks to achieving the perfect personality.
A Grand Old Flag
Frank and Heather love America.
Grand Old Perverts
Frank and Heather discuss the creepy perverts of the GOP.
Bad News for John Hinckley Jr.
Frank and Heather discuss how to get into People Magazine.
Saggy Bottom
Frank and Heather break it all down while trying not to have a breakdown, and Frank talks about Ray Liotta.
Pocket Food
Frank and Heather discuss eating things you find in your pocket, Fred Ward, Kevin Bacon, and what not to do in the shower before your wedding.
Hey Baby
Frank and Heather are back and here to discuss the fascinating history of the combustion engine.
Johnson's Agony
Frank and Heather discuss Chaucer.
Man Alive!
Frank and Heather discuss the glamour of Hollywood, Justin Bieber's fashion, and some truly hideous behavior.
Little Croakers
Frank and Heather discuss the twelfth century alchemist Albertus Magnus. Again.
Frosted Highlights and Hard Kombucha
Frank and Heather discuss mathematics and engineering.
Ragu
Frank and Heather discuss poetry.
Shark Traps
Frank and Heather discuss a tragedy, a remarkable story of survival, and who does and does not do yard work.
Eggs Don't Matter
Frank and Heather discuss Russia, random acts of insanity, and camels getting revenge.
Mr. Skaggs
Frank and Heather discuss today's horror stories, and answer a listener email about celebrity sightings.
The First Date
Frank and Heather discuss their first date, what happened at work, and answer a listener question.
Dig It
Frank and Heather deliver important medical advice.
Lil Problem
Frank and Heather discuss nicknames, actors doing cocaine, and how many bladders do we have.
Horrible News
Frank and Heather give you the horrible news.
Indecent Proposal
Frank and Heather discuss book banning, Adele, and it girl Mackensie Scott.
No Fluke
Frank and Heather are here for this Monday, January 31st in the year 2022. They are here and discussing whether you can separate the art from the artist, actors defending abusers, actors accusing studios of discrimination, actors accusing actors of privilege, and a lady trying to blow up a shopping mall.
Pia Zadora Looks Amazing
Frank and Heather are hunkering down for the great bomb cyclone blizzard of '22 and discussing the legend that is Pia Zadora, men in skirts, and they answer a listener who took actual umbrage.
Nose Wheel
Frank and Heather are here for your evening news brief. Take it or leave it.
Shred It Up
Frank and Heather discuss all the important news of the day that you didn't know you wanted to hear.
Amber's Next Move
Frank and Heather discuss celebrity divorces and he reveals a long-standing crush, stand up comedy, being too nice, and read a letter from a listener.
Whole Feeds
Frank and Heather discuss new revelations about Betty White, the shameful behavior of Whole Foods, and predictions from 1922.
2 1/2 Gallons
Frank and Heather discuss the recent deaths of elderly famous people, the Capitol Insurrection, Oliver Stone, and Tom Brady.
Mr. Negative
Frank and Heather discuss the ongoing pandemic, the absolute pandemonium in finding a test, and Frank manages to insult two entire communities in California.
Mr. Big n' Meaty
Frank and Heather get ready for Christmas by discussing men behaving badly and stuff. Ho Ho Ho