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Heddels Blowout

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Heddels BlowoutJun 04, 2021

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Welcome to Neverrong - Trucker Hats

Welcome to Neverrong - Trucker Hats

Hey guys, thanks for waiting!


Reed, Albert and I (David) are back with a new off-Heddels podcast called Neverrong and we thought you might want to hear about it.


Neverrong is a fashion and culture show where we breakdown a topic that's trending in the world today and explore where it came from, where it's going, and how much carbon it's probably putting into the atmosphere.


This is our first episode on Trucker Hats, but you can find a bunch more on our Substack and on Spotify, Apple, etc etc. Thanks for your support over the years!

Oct 08, 202352:38
111 - Mule Talk
Nov 23, 202259:19
110 - I Chase, I Don't Attract (Shoes)

110 - I Chase, I Don't Attract (Shoes)

Now that Ye is getting himself canceled, what would it take for Pitbull to take over the fashion zeitgeist. We don't think it would be that hard. 

Albert reviews Don't Worry Darling and the cool sneakers he saw in the crowd. Reed continues to deprive Albert of his sneaker connections. Albert begs a stranger at a party for shoes. Reed gets every sneaker he ever wants without even trying. 

We embed a message to Andrew about Johan's free shoe life.

SWEATER TALK - Reed knows a ton about sweaters and owns too many. We discuss the models, details, and fits that we love most. Albert chimes in with some sweatshirt love (more appropriate for his climate). Tennis sweater, cricket sweaters, the only appropriate venue for a v-neck, etc. Loopwheeled vs. cheap sweats.

Big raw jeans are in vogue? Unfaded? Cool kids all around seem to be wearing big, stiff jeans - and although Reed and Albert disagree about which shoes look best with them, they agree the look can be cool. 

We discuss Ye... even before the latest brouhaha had come out... we have to, right?


Oct 12, 202201:04:44
109 - From Tbilisi With Love

109 - From Tbilisi With Love

Our rock in this ever-changing world, David Shuck, is back for an episode from the road. Our brave traveler (and co-host on hiatus) calls in about Georgian nightlife, bootleg wine, and big news from Patagonia. Enjoy a joyous reunion of all three of the Blowout boys and learn a little bit about what the hipsters in Tbilisi are wearing right now. David admits we were right about our packing suggestions and tells us how he's keeping his grody clothes clean on the road. Everything you wanted to know about cleaning your three pairs of underwear in an Eastern European hotel sink but were afraid to ask.

Oct 04, 202247:10
108 - What To Rock on Your First Date!

108 - What To Rock on Your First Date!

Albert trauma-dumps, his sister is totally fine now, by the way! Reed and Albert try and figure out how to have fun dressing even during the height of a heat-wave. How to find a good tee - buy from an establishment you like, rob your dad, etc. 

The main event - what to wear on a first date! Reed and Albert attempt to set down some ground rules on what to wear on your first dates. How to look comfy and at ease and yet show your date-partner that you actually care. Don't stray too far from the things you normally wear. We run down a few situations that should hopefully help you all in all your dating endeavors! 

Sep 26, 202201:01:29
107 - Embrace the Heatwave, Embrace the Inner Slut (Preview)
Sep 07, 202207:46
106 - Never Go To A Public Jort Meetup
Aug 30, 202201:02:32
Episode 105 - We're Not That Much Better Than You

Episode 105 - We're Not That Much Better Than You

Vogue reports that "-core" has gone the way of "-chic." We try to recall the history of the whole "-core" thing from Normcore in the 20-teens to blokecore this year. But.... It's done! Passé! No more! It's not cool to just tack on "core" to shit anymore!

Reed was a genius and anticipated this change a mile off - so we use his mind and Albert's less-genius mind to anticipate what's coming up this Fall. We bemoan the weirdness of Merz B. Schwanen tees and get stoked for things to come.

Aug 22, 202241:40
104 - Everything That's Old Is Still Old (Preview)
Aug 09, 202205:50
103 - All My Homies Wear Giant Fit

103 - All My Homies Wear Giant Fit

David chimes in from the road, which we don't quite respond to. Albert and Reed spend their morning hashing through the new J. Crew and how best to market a new brand to someone. Here is a link to the J.Crew Fall 2022 lookbook, the first collection spearheaded by Brendon Babenzien. We've been waiting for it and here it is. If you want to see what the old, old J.Crew looked like, we'd recommend @lostjcrew on Instagram.

We discuss Mall fashions, democratizing style, and how to stand out when everyone you know is wearing the Giant Fit chinos.

Aug 01, 202250:25
102 - From Funnel Cake to Folies Bergère (Preview)

102 - From Funnel Cake to Folies Bergère (Preview)

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Reed and Albert delve back into the world of carny-core with some advice on jort-ifying your jeans, what we liked at Paris Fashion Week, and what the new "heritage" is.

Jul 22, 202206:22
101 - P.D.A (Post-David-Angst)

101 - P.D.A (Post-David-Angst)

David is gone, off on his epic voyage and sabbatical. Reed and Albert discuss surveillance, the possible rise of carny-core, and make sure to include a little bad news in David's honor.

Jul 11, 202238:60
100 - The End of an Era
Jul 06, 202249:08
99 - How to Travel the World with Eric Kvatek (preview)

99 - How to Travel the World with Eric Kvatek (preview)

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David talks with perennial Blowout guest, photographer Eric Kvatek in advance of his round the world trip. Hear tips, tricks, and how Eric was once inadvertently a mailman on a Mexican train.

Jun 28, 202206:25
98 - Stretched Out Dresscourse (preview)

98 - Stretched Out Dresscourse (preview)

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Albert's back everyone! And we herald his return with discussion of the most relevant news of the day, Kim K stretching out Marilyn Monroe's dress at the Met Gala. But it goes deeper than that, should we be wearing historically significant and rare items like truly vintage denim? And when does a garment stop being a garment? Also we revisit discussion of how to learn about fashion online and work through a case of Outlier  clothing that I'm testing for future travel.

Jun 22, 202204:58
97 - Is Our Children Learning?
Jun 14, 202201:07:43
96 - Pre-Peed Jeans (peeview)

96 - Pre-Peed Jeans (peeview)

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If peeing your pants is cool, you can buy some jeans that already look like they've been peed in at Wet Pants Denim (complete with pisscoin). We also discuss the rise of Fettermania and what a Dickies and Carhartt clad Senate candidate means for the future of political dress and the agony and ecstasy of trying to sell your used clothing online.

Jun 11, 202204:43
95 - Satchel B. Moore of Science & Kindness

95 - Satchel B. Moore of Science & Kindness

In our niche, getting your jeans repaired is in many ways more important than buying them in the first place, and we had the opportunity to discuss with someone who knows all the ins and outs about both. Satchel B. Moore started Science and Kindness Denim Repair in the early 2010s to complement his day job selling raw denim at BlackBlue in Saint Paul, Minnesota and it has since grown into a fully-fledged repair studio doing any fabric fix or alteration you can imagine on a full roster of vintage machines.

We chat with Satchel about everything from his early days buying Cheap Monday jeans from online proxies to fitting heavyweight flat-fells through a Union Special 43200G.

You can start your own repair by visiting their website, scienceandkindness.net or on Instagram @scienceandkindness. Also, Heddels+ members get 1 Free Chainstitch hem, OR $35 dollars off any service, OR 20% off any service over $100 per month (shipping not included).

Jun 06, 202258:31
94 - Five Shoes For Life

94 - Five Shoes For Life

Five pairs. If you only had five pairs of shoes to get you through every single possible scenario in your life, what would you choose? We make our cases for shoes past, present, and future that are up to the task. We also discuss New York state's upcoming bill banning polyfluoroalkyls (PFAs) that are used in millions and millions of garments every year and have serious health and environmental consequences.

Thank you to our sponsor, Science and Kindness Denim Repair. Whether your jeans fit so well they are wearing out or need some adjustments to truly earn your love, Science and Kindness Denim Repair understands. Discrete crotch repairs? Yeah. Sashiko? Yeah. Chainstitch embroidery? Yeah. Union Specials? Yeah. Period correct Big E patches? Yeah!

They go hard when it comes to your jeans but it’s not hard to get things taken care of usually within two weeks. No waitlist. No judgement. Just your jeans-- better. By mail or drop-off in St. Paul, MN. @Sciencendkindness on instagram to see our work, scienceandkindness.net for an estimate or to get started. A free chainstitch hem and repair/service discounts for all Heddels+ members. Science and Kindness — Less Yikes.

David

  1. Lowa Renegade GTX Max
  2. Mizuno Wave Ascend 8
  3. Yuketen Pedro Roper
  4. Vans Eras
  5. Gucci 1953 Horsebit Loafer

Albert

  1. Hoka Clifton 7 Running Shoes
  2. Paraboot Chambord
  3. Chuck 70s
  4. New Balance 990v5
  5. Pull on boot

Reed

  1. Birkenstock Bostons
  2. Adidas Powerphase
  3. Scarpa Instinct VS
  4. Nike Free 2 Trail or the Adidas Terrex joints
  5. Loafer, likely Alden Handsewn 
May 30, 202255:24
93 - Ernest Speedo, Attorney at Law (preview)

93 - Ernest Speedo, Attorney at Law (preview)

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Praise be to Ryan for salvaging this episode that was recorded in undisclosed locations in northern Nevada. We discuss the California look after I witnessed a significant amount of it on a recent trip, swimsuit options available to the modern man, and how the trends are swerving into Reed's lane.

May 23, 202205:00
92 - Juvet and Jillows

92 - Juvet and Jillows

Denim. Why is it funny? Is it because it's so ubiquitous or is there something comedic inherent to its nature that makes you laugh when you see it fashioned into a couch or boots or sunglasses? We attempt to answer this and other deep questions, like "Are the provisions in the new FABRIC Act proposed by US Senator Kirsten Gillibrand going to be enough to bring back American manufacturing jobs?" and "Should Albert soak his deadstock 501s?" All that and more above.

Thank you to our sponsor, Science and Kindness Denim Repair. Whether your jeans fit so well they are wearing out or need some adjustments to truly earn your love, Science and Kindness Denim Repair understands. Discrete crotch repairs? Yeah. Sashiko? Yeah. Chainstitch embroidery? Yeah. Union Specials? Yeah. Period correct Big E patches? Yeah!

They go hard when it comes to your jeans but it’s not hard to get things taken care of usually within two weeks. No waitlist. No judgement. Just your jeans-- better. By mail or drop-off in St. Paul, MN. @Sciencendkindness on instagram to see our work, scienceandkindness.net for an estimate or to get started. A free chainstitch hem and repair/service discounts for all Heddels+ members. Science and Kindness — Less Yikes.

May 19, 202239:50
91 - Surfin' Safari Shirts
May 11, 202245:10
90 - Hogs on a Plane (preview)

90 - Hogs on a Plane (preview)

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When you get on a plane, are you dressing for yourself? For your fellow passengers? Or for a certain Washington Post op-ed writer? We dive into the airplane dress code debate and the validity of all dress codes in general.

We also discuss the multitude of items in the Wachowski's prop auction and our picks for best general releases, including:

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May 03, 202205:17
89 - Daisy Mae Bucket List
Apr 27, 202201:05:14
88 - Around the World in 80 Liters (preview)

88 - Around the World in 80 Liters (preview)

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Cat's out of the bag! I (David) am planning an extensive six month trip through Europe and Asia for the latter half of this year. I'm going to ride as many trains and eat as many weird things as I possibly can (more on this to come in future articles), but how does one pack for being continuously mobile across 30+ countries, climates, and time zones? Reed and Albert help me sort through the good, bad, and ugly that will and won't fit into my bag.

We also discuss the origins of the returning bell bottom trend and the bell.b0ys of Tiktok leading the vanguard.

Apr 19, 202204:59
87 - Fully Vested Urban Warfare
Apr 11, 202253:35
86 - Summer Trend Showdown (preview)

86 - Summer Trend Showdown (preview)

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How old were you when you had your first job? Hopefully it was older than what's showing on Nike's interactive production map, where the average age of some country's factories is listed at 15. Have a look at their interactive map. [UPDATE 4/7/22: Nike has addressed what they're calling a "data error" and the information on the map has changed since recording and no countries currently list an average age below 20.]

We also dive into our Spring/Summer trend predictions, so buy up your alt-Crocs models early!

Apr 05, 202204:02
85 - Google's Algorithmic Best Fit
Mar 29, 202250:42
84 - Oops! All Product Talk (preview)
Mar 22, 202207:20
83 - Problematic Camouflage with Charles McFarlane

83 - Problematic Camouflage with Charles McFarlane

A few weeks ago we had a discussion about Burberry’s use of Wehrmacht-esque Nazi camoflauge patterns in their winter collection and that put me back in touch with Charles McFarlane, who is one of the most well informed individuals I know on all things military uniforms. Charles is a second-year masters student in Costume Studies at NYU, whose research focuses on the intersection of military uniforms and popular fashion and the soldier as a consumer of fashion. He has also been a contributor at GQ, Put This On, Gear Patrol, Heddels, and his own substack Combat Threads.

We had the opportunity to discuss the origins of camo, some of the patterns you'd most likely want to avoid, and how to get a start in collecting and wearing military clothing in your wardrobe.

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Mar 15, 202247:59
82 - Dressing Like Jackass
Mar 07, 202201:01:41
81 - Strange Vibes Ahead (preview)

81 - Strange Vibes Ahead (preview)

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A vibe shift is coming, are you prepared? Reed and David dissect the idea of a "vibe shift" and the previous vibes we have experienced in the last 20 years while riffing off of a recent New York Magazine article.

*Spoiler alert: if you're listening to this, you probably didn't survive the last vibe shift.

Mar 02, 202205:40
80 - Just Shirt, No Shoes, Please Enter

80 - Just Shirt, No Shoes, Please Enter

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What is the shoe policy in your home? Are you a sane person that asks guests to take their shoes off at the entrance? If so, you may not want to invite WSJ columnist Kris Frieswick into your home because they made their stance loud and clear in a piece titled, "Here’s Why I’ll Be Keeping My Shoes on in Your Shoeless Home”:  https://www.wsj.com/articles/heres-why-ill-be-keeping-my-shoes-on-in-your-shoeless-home-11644503227

We go over Kris's errors as well as the apparent facade of organic cotton uncovered in a recent NYT article:  https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/13/world/organic-cotton-fraud-india.html

Plus we get into product talk on a Sassafras Diggin Half Cotton Tweed Black Shirt: https://shoplostfound.com/products/sassafras-diggin-half-cotton-tweed-black

Momotaro's Green-Tea Dyed Ochazome Sashiko Type II https://www.okayamadenim.com/collections/new-restocks/products/momotaro-ochazome-type-2-sashiko-jacket

And our Bootleg Bootcut Returns https://shop.heddels.com/collections/wrangler/products/wrangler-13mwz-raw-denim-jean?variant=39670302179395

Feb 21, 202247:01
79 - Riveted Reviewed (preview)

79 - Riveted Reviewed (preview)

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If you own a tote bag and have my phone number, chances are you have texted me about a new PBS documentary that just released this week. I’m of course talking about “Riveted: The History of Jeans”, the latest in PBS’s “American Experience” series directed by Michael Bicks and Anna Lee Strachan. The documentary traces indigo twill cloth from its origins in Northern Africa, Italy, and France in the late Renaissance through the American enslaved peoples, gold miners, biker gangs, high fashion, and hip hop. We all watched it and I guess my gut reaction is it was good but they could’ve talked more about Taco Bell.

We get into that as well as the rebirth, or lack thereof, of Brooks Bros. and J.Crew in a recent GQ article. Find all that and more on this week's episode.

Feb 18, 202205:10
78 - Levi's Inflating Denim Prices
Feb 03, 202252:55
77 - Double Vaxxed Double Knees (preview)

77 - Double Vaxxed Double Knees (preview)

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Inadvertently or not, Carhartt has waded into the culture war with a recently leaked memo saying they're going to maintain their company vaccine mandate after the Supreme Court struck down OSHA's federal mandate for employers. We discuss the efficacy of burning bought and paid for items for a political end and the cynicism inherent in being a brand making statements to begin with. Also Albert discusses some tiktok #drama about the ethics of buying dupes. All that and more on Heddels+!

Jan 31, 202205:49
76 - Funky Denim Monks
Jan 24, 202247:12
75 - $7,000 Santoni Sins (preview)

75 - $7,000 Santoni Sins (preview)

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New York state could pass the most comprehensive and impactful fashion transparency bill in history and a man supposedly owes Santoni $7,000 for a pair of Oxfords gone awry. We've got that plus trying to figure out how I can hurt myself with food for my birthday. (Yes, those are all real shoes from the Santoni website.)

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Jan 18, 202204:55
74 - New Balance Legally 70% American

74 - New Balance Legally 70% American

I hope you got something good for the holidays, because New Balance got a federal lawsuit. The Boston-based shoemaker is being sued for false advertising that their "Made in USA" line of sneakers isn't entirely made in USA per the Federal Trade Commissions guidelines. We look into what 70% of a shoe could entail, talk about our holiday hauls, and play "Is it too costumey?" on a fresh edition of product talk:

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Jan 07, 202253:42
73 - Rumble in the Bronx (but actually Vancouver) (preview)

73 - Rumble in the Bronx (but actually Vancouver) (preview)

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In the pantheon of classic denim movies, we all know "Rebel Without a Cause", "The Wild One", "The Outsiders", etc. but there's room for one more: the 1996 classic Jackie Chan romp "Rumble in the Bronx". No costumer would take credit for the outfits seen on screen, but there sure are a lot of them. Hear how this little Hong Kong/Canadian production promoted Jackie Chan to worldwide stardom in a sexy union suit.

Dec 21, 202104:54
72 - Choking on Boa Fleece
Dec 15, 202142:22
71 - Shoplift this Episode (teaser)

71 - Shoplift this Episode (teaser)

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While there were many deals this past week, there were also STEALS! We're of course talking about the shoplifting mania that's sweeping the nation (and how for the most part it doesn't exist). We also discuss our respective Black Friday hauls and remember Virgil Abloh after his untimely passing.

Dec 07, 202105:31
70 - What No One Will (Likely) Buy for Us

70 - What No One Will (Likely) Buy for Us

We've officially entered the holiday shopping season, and if you're like us, very few people in your life know what to buy to satisfy your strange clothing obsession. But that doesn't stop us from dreaming about it! Reed, Albert, and I go over our fantasy holiday wishlists including the following:

We also answer a listener question on our "desert island" brands. If you have a question or comment, email us at blowout@heddels.com or call us at ‪(720) 675-7098‬. Also, join Heddels+ and visit Heddels Shop, our 20% off everything Black Friday sale runs through Monday 11/29 and we've got new Solovair in the shop!

Nov 27, 202150:53
69 - 6,600 Styles of Women's Denim (teaser)

69 - 6,600 Styles of Women's Denim (teaser)

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We live in an age of unprecedented choice. Whether it's jeans, hair conditioner, or marinara sauce; the western consumer has a skull crushing variety of options to choose from. But is that a good thing? The New York Times seems ambivalent and so are we. We discuss their piece "Is Denim Having an Identity Crisis" as well as Thanksgiving fits, the necessity of shampoo (it's not necessary), and these weird Margaret Howell house socks.

Use the code TODAYISNTFRIDAY for an early 20% off everything in the Heddels Shop before our Black Friday sale goes live on Wednesday.

Nov 22, 202107:34
68 - Gigatonney Honeys
Nov 15, 202149:01
67 - The Peloton of the Kitchen (teaser)

67 - The Peloton of the Kitchen (teaser)

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It's the midseason blues and Ralph Lauren's answer to it is letting people dye whatever they want in store. That is also far from the most ridiculous product concept we have today because this is the return of PR Plop! Our series where we dive into the best of the worst of the PR emails we receive. We've got NSFW NFTs, "The Peloton of the Kitchen", virtual clothing and more!

Nov 09, 202105:18
66 - (Terrible) Denim Takes the US Senate
Nov 01, 202144:45
65 - SaksWorkers (teaser)

65 - SaksWorkers (teaser)

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Have you ever had a particularly rough day at work and thought, “You know what would make me feel better? Buying a pair of Ferragamos and a Moncler jacket while on my way to the bathroom.” Well this could soon be your reality! We dig into the transformation of one of the retails most exclusive names into another coworking space.

Also discussion of the following:

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Oct 28, 202107:05
64 - A Polyester Free Halloween
Oct 18, 202151:57
63 - How the Supply Chain Stole Christmas (teaser)

63 - How the Supply Chain Stole Christmas (teaser)

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As you may have noticed, global supply chains are a little wonky, to put it mildly, and this could affect everything from your new phone to toy Tonka trucks. Basically when everything shut down in the spring of 2020, it didn’t start up at the same time and this incredibly precarious global supply chain we have basically went out of balance and now has the speed wobbles as it’s doing 110 on the highway.

We also update the Space Force uniform controversy, discuss some product, and go on a long tangent on chain restaurants. We also got another voicemail!

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Oct 12, 202103:49