Hello Loca by Ms Krazie
By Ms Krazie
Hosted by latin rap artist Ms Krazie, comes the revamped version of her popular "Hello Loca" online talk radio show from the early 2000's. Relationships, love, marriage, friendship and general talks from a homegirls point of view. The day to day life of a mother, wife and hustling entrepreneur. Raw unscripted and sometimes highly controversial, late night conversations with the Loca herself.
Hello Loca by Ms KrazieJan 03, 2021
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EP:78 Weight loss, hair, life updates!
Catching you up on everything I done been through recently from my recent weight loss to the hair extensions, arm lift drama and more. I talk about our upcoming Mexico trip and why I really want to start doing this for my kids more. We also discuss my music situation and music videos. Pretty much a summary on everything til this day. Remember you can see some video updates on these things via my TikTok @helloloca
Feb 19, 202432:56
EP:77 My new MS KRAZIE eyeshadow palette!
Back story and just chit chat on my new eyeshadow palette that will be officially dropping online on my HELLOLOCA.COM website this Saturday September 23 at midnight pacific standard time. Lets talk about it. ;)
Sep 22, 202317:49
EP:76 A day in my life ATL edition.
This weekend I had a show in Atlanta and it was amazing. It was at a lowrider show and it was a super nice experience that I never want to forget so I decided to record my experience on here so I always remember. This is how it went down.
Jun 25, 202318:58
EP:75 The home issue is fixed!
Update on the situation from the past episode where I spoke about the home repair maintenance issue that is happening. I was so depressed that I had no choice but to get in contact with the home builder and thankfully my cries were heard. Blessed!
Jun 16, 202312:50
EP:74 I wasn't ready for this.
Update on where I have been and the fact I am currently going through my first major, costly, maintenance issue at my new house & not handling it so good. I am emotionally and mentally so hurt right now because the stress is so high and I don't know how to handle this. I thought I was ready for this stuff, but apparently Im not.
May 27, 202323:17
EP:73 Miami Mess Day 1
Documenting my experience in Miami getting my teeth done & how big of a mess it has been. This is my 5th trip out here and $40k in the process and still trying to "finish". One of my biggest regrets has been not having stayed local and just gone with a local dentist in my area.
Mar 31, 202334:27
EP:72 Sick in Mexico, Happy 2023.
It is what it is. I been in Mexico for almost 2 months now and I am currently sick. We all are. Its not covid, but it's something cause I been laid out pretty much all day for the past 3 days.. but with that said, i still hope you guys have an AMAZING new year. GOD willing, we will all be OK.
Jan 04, 202338:21
EP:70 Almost died on the plane.
The most embarrassing moment of my life probably. Story time on what happened to me yesterday on a flight from Miami heading home and how I ended up almost having to have them do an EMERGENCY LANDING on the plane and surrounded by paramedics at the airport. I don't know what happened guys, but I was dying.
Nov 06, 202247:20
EP:69 My dental implants failed.
Bad news. After waiting for many months to come back here to Miami for my follow up dental implants check up.. and I am told that some of the implants failed. So now what? Depressed. Please listen to this if you are considering getting missing teeth replaced and are thinking dental implants are right for you. Take care of your teeth when you are young! If you need a root canal, get it! Don't opt for the easy way out like just getting it "taken out". Save your teeth!
Oct 18, 202242:52
EP:68 My song went viral!
Just like the title says, my song "A Gangster's Wife" went viral on TikTok. It hit 1 Billion plays as of yesterday 10/3/2022 and thanks to this, my Spotify currently has almost a million monthly listeners.. search Ms Krazie. This is the story of how I found out that the song had gone viral and what my reaction was plus the feelings and emotions I have gone through because of this. Has everything been good? Am I Truly happy? What do I think about white people using the song? How much money am I making from it? Etc. Everything that has to do with this topic is being covered.. so that I never forget this beautiful moment in time.
Oct 13, 202256:08
EP:67 I Tried Medical Marijuana.
My experience with giving medical weed a try. Suffering with long covid and the exhaustion it left me with and that I have to deal with daily now, I decided to give THC edibles a try. Here is how it went..
Sep 20, 202228:24
EP:66 This is REALLY affecting my life.
Long covid fatigue is real! Lets talk about it because its hard to find people who know about this, who know this is real and who are also hopeful that a cure is found soon! This is affecting my life. People are losing their jobs, their families, THEMSELVES because of this. Sleeping most of the day. Brain fog that makes you forget even what day you are living in. How this messes with your family life, specially if you have kids! My kids are homeschooled right now.. can you imagine if they weren't!? I wouldn't be able to handle it. My days turn into nights in the blink of an eye. I had to shut my small business website shop down because of this.. because I am so tired physically that I cannot even function correctly right now. This is the most tired I have felt my entire life! I am still working as a performing artist and its fkn tough right now let me tell you, but this is my lively hood y'all and this is what feeds my kids. Prayers to everyone going through something right now.
Sep 13, 202238:53
EP:65 I got covid AGAIN.
Not me getting covid again early August and still suffering with the after effects at the end of the month. Its been tough. Long covid is real. I am now extremely tired, my tired is tired. My breathing isn't the same, I want to sleep all day, I feel like I got run over, my body aches, it sucks! Luckily its over now and all my family is OK but its been a mission. Primeramente DIOS everything will be OK. Documenting this journey for my own memories!
Aug 28, 202238:43
EP:64 Why We Decided To Homeschool.
In this episode I will let you guys in on my new journey.. homeschooling my kids and how that's going. As a krazie homegirl I know that this is probably the last thing that you would think I would be doing right now but it is my reality and with the way the world is right now.. it is the best thing I could do for my kids so come with me as I document the beginning of my journey homeschooling. All while trying to continue with my hustle as a rapper and business owner.
Aug 13, 202239:23
EP:63 I need a few good cries.
Feelings of being super overwhelmed, depressed, anxious, fearful, self doubts, powerless, rushed, mom guilt, not being good enough, mentally emotionally physically exhausted, sick, tired, wanting to sleep but cant.. everything down and out. This is THAT episode. You are NOT alone tho! :")
Jul 26, 202232:29
EP:62 Got my teeth done in Miami!
A quick summary of how my experience was with getting veneers in Miami Florida at CG SMILES. I eventually want to record an actual YouTube video review on them, but before I forget I wanted to do this quick run down and let you know the major points in case you are considering getting a smile makeover. For context, I had always had low self esteem about my teeth believe it or not but since I had issues with my body as well.. that kinda stole the spotlight from me focusing too much on my low self esteem teeth wise lol. Once I had my body semi "fixed" lol my mouth really became an issue. Not having a pretty smile has been holding me back from living my life to the fullest! Doing videos, youtube etc so it was only a matter a time before I jumped on this. It is a VERY VERY EXPENSIVE process so it took me a long a$$ time honestly but here we are! Almost done! I got porcelain veneers top and bottom, crowns and dental implants! If you are considering doing this, girl do it!
Jun 30, 202238:12
EP:61 Not feeling too good.
just like the title says it I haven't been feeling too good healthwise and I wanted to come up on here and update you guys because I didn't wanna leave the podcast abandoned but I also am finding it really hard to have energy to do anything even writing this right now I'm doing it through the voice thing because it's exhausting and I know it sounds crazy but I mean it's life. :"(
May 28, 202216:55
EP:61 My LA trip. PART 4 FINAL
Finally done with this saga of how my trip to LA in late January went. How the first show I had done since the pandemic started went and how it ended. I finally get to speak on how my plastic surgery, mommy makeover follow up consultation went with my plastic surgeon that I hadn't seen in years! The fact I know I need to lose 10 lbs before I can even begin and the fact that I need to fix my iron anemia situation before I go under the knife again. Gurl, it was embarrassing! I also take a moment at the end of this episode to speak on my desire to go see my family in Michoacán Mexico and not wanting to call any unnecessary attention.. because I am usually an attention whore when I am down there lol.
Apr 05, 202240:13
EP:60 Hot ass mess, again.
LMAO "hello plants and plant parents" sorry guys its because i had just recorded a tik tok for my plant account! Anywho, In this episode, I tell you all about how this weekends shows in Dallas, Arlington and Houston Texas went. I speak on the many wardrobe malfunctions I have had throughout my career along with looking a hot ass mess naturally. A detailed account of everything that went down at these shows and things that not many fans know about when it comes to stuff that the artists go through behind the stage. The good, the bad and the ugly. A bonus to this episode is me warning any first timer "self tanner" know about shit that can happen to you because it happened to me this weekend as well lol. Beware of "sun kissed" self tanning lotions girl.. you do not want this to happen to you! lol
Mar 29, 202201:00:01
EP:59 A "dumb" bitch.
A little social experiment that i did to see how other women would react to someone asking them advice for something sad relationship related to see whats really out there when it comes to having homegirls we can actually open up to about our relationship love struggles.. and heres what i found. Unfortunately there are few who can actually admit to their own heartbreaks and imperfections which leads those of us who want to find a homegirl who understands us, who we can share our stories with.. hard, very hard to find.
Mar 24, 202239:13
EP:58 Hair talk & relationship drama.
I am having yet another midlife type crisis. I want to change my hair color and 2 days ago I tried a redish pink.. I speak on how that went. We will also discuss a lil bit of drama in my relationship today and how past traumas continue to plague my now married life.
Mar 20, 202234:04
EP:57 My LA trip. PART 3
Another part of my trip to Los Angeles for a show on January 28th and everything that happened while I was there. In this particular episode I speak on how the whole vaccine mandate thing in Cali was beyond stressful for us and the fact we weren't allowed to eat a decent meal inside a restaurant. How the hotel situation went and a message to show promoters who book artists on the type of hotel accommodations that are a no no. Also speak on eyelash shapes and how they change your face, heels on tall girls and insecurities with that. Plus the wonderful time I had seeing a lot of homegirls which I hadn't seen in a very long time all gathered in one place.
Mar 11, 202254:55
EP:56 Losing weight and loose skin!
Just like the title says. In this episode I share my very embarrassing, but very necessary experience with having waited decades to lose over 100 pounds and the affect it had on my body visually. We will focus on loose skin, saggy skin on your stomach, arms, legs, thighs, your breasts and more. You'd think that after losing a ton of weight we would be met with our goal bodies.. yet we find ourselves now needing a bunch of plastic surgery just to appear "normal". Take a trip into my current journey, my upcoming arm lift and breast lift surgeries and my feelings about the scars that will come with it. Take the good you hear and apply it to your life and leave what doesn't apply to your situation homegirl.
Feb 26, 202227:48
EP:55 Rest In Peace Mr Knightowl
Episodes with music are only available on Spotify.
An episode dedicated to one of Chicano Rap pioneers and legends, Mr. Knightowl aka El Tecolote. His passing due to health complications has left a big void in our music that will never be able to be filled. His music will forever live on and the impact that it made with many of our own careers will always be undeniable. Thank you for allowing me to have the opportunity of having you on my albums, to work with you and the the love that you showed me. Life passes by in the blink of an eye so live your life with no regrets and apologize to who you have to apologize to before its too late. Let go of any unnecessary grudges and move on!
Feb 12, 202235:34
EP:54 My LA trip. PART 2
Onto the second part of my LA show trip NOVELA. On this episode we discuss "mom guilt" that women who work or have a career sometimes feel as well as my experience at the Santee Alley aka Los Callejones in Los Angeles with clothing. As always scrambling last minute to find an outfit to wear for an event and coming to terms with NOT being able to find a hair stylist for that day.
Feb 04, 202238:55
EP:53 My LA trip. PART 1
My experience prepping for my 1st show back on stage in over 2 years. The good, the bad and the ugly. How the days leading up to my trip out there went. Mistakes I made for waiting until the last minute to get my show outfit and hair situation ready. Finding sketchy hair stylists on facebook marketplace. Not being ready at all to leave.. plus the horrible ULTA experience I had while shopping for makeup last minute before my trip as well. Join me in this PART 1 of my LA trip experience, out of a few that i have had to divide this story time into because there is A LOT to talk about.
Feb 01, 202245:12
EP:52 Almost feeling like my old self!
Almost. With my 1st show in almost 2 years being on hiatus coming up in LA things are definitely changing. in this episode we will speak on a few things leading to my feeling better, updates on my skin care, makeup and clothing. The journey to "feeling like my old self again" is definitely underway and doing GREAT more than ever!
Jan 20, 202243:30
EP:51 I have COVID.
After 2 years of panoramic.. the rona finally came through these doors. The kids brought it from school and it went from there. I tested positive a few days ago and currently quarantined here at home with the rest of my family. Here is my experience so far. Stay safe and stay blessed yall!
Jan 03, 202242:11
EP:50 Christmas gifts and plastic surgery.
Speaking on last minute Christmas gift ideas for my family and myself as well as plastic surgery talk! Let's talk about the fact that I have an upcoming consultation finally! So that I can begin prepping myself for whats next in my mommy makeover journey. Also a quick chit chat about continuing my smile journey. :)
Dec 21, 202143:57
EP:49 I am ready to start living again.
Its been almost 2 years of depression. 2 years that felt like they passed by in a blink of an eye. Updates on my depression, on going back to touring and music.. on living life again.
Dec 05, 202147:31
EP:48 2021 has been emotional, but I am still THAT biatch.
Life updates. Talking about how I am doing and whats going on with my depre situation as well as speaking on struggles of a small business owner during the 4th quarter..
Nov 13, 202134:23
EP:47 Fuc* being “woke”, im done. Ignorance is bliss!
Not knowing what is going on in the world is sometimes better than living your life worried on a daily basis about stuff that hasn’t even happened because of watching the news or scouting the internet and seeing how horrible humanity is currently. Not knowing was better FOR ME than knowing.
Oct 25, 202136:03
EP:46 Depression update and my thoughts on “La 69”.
A huge update on my depression situation and how I’ve been doing as well as my thoughts on “La 69” and why we need to quit being bitter bitches and congratulate instead of being bitter bitches.
Oct 07, 202136:55
EP:45 I don’t even know what to call this episode without it being censored.
My thoughts on “the rona” and everything that has to do with it. The pressure I am feeling as a human being, a mother and the stress that I live with on a daily basis because of it. I know I am not alone in this and I hope anyone who is listening to or reading this post know that you aren’t alone! There are many of us who can relate to what you are going through!
Aug 22, 202127:52
EP:44 Finally getting the help I need to be me again.
Today I finally decided to contact a doctor to figure all of this out. Hoping that this is the beginning of my journey to feeling like myself again. To being that woman that I was not too long ago. To feeling good, having energy, wanting to do things, being active, doing what I love. On the road to loving myself again.
Aug 08, 202132:08
EP:43 Story time; My own insecurities give me nightmares.
Late night chat about a nightmare I recently had which had me thinking about the reasons why it even happened. Realizing that my own insecurities bring on these nightmares and facing realities that although may be embarrassing.. are there and have been there due to past relationship trauma.
Jul 23, 202139:21
EP:42 Nobody likes a sick person & my reselling ticket drama.
Like the title explains. I have a mean ol headache right now guys so I will update this description soon :)
Jul 11, 202146:13
EP:41 What NOT to do when you are friends with a rapper.
There are unwritten rules everyone should know of how to “behave” when you are friends with a public figure such as a influencer, a rapper, singer, youtuber etc Most is common sense but not everyone has common sense. In this episode, I share a particular situation about a person who I had to cut off because they simply didn’t know how to act while being around other artists and how that made me look super bad. Some stuff you just don’t do.. specially when someone has chosen to allow you access to their very limited and small personal circle of friends.
Jul 03, 202143:57
EP:40 I have held on to my relationship, but should you? Should you work it out or let them go?
The realist conversation that I’ve ever had about staying or leaving a relationship. In this episode I will be talking about the reasons why a person may decide to stay or leave a relationship and how it’s different for everyone. Answering the number one question I have always gotten asked which is “when do you know you’ve had enough”? In today’s day and age relationships have become disposable marriages have become disposable and no one seems to want to be together for the long run anymore. Should you break up with your significant other over that fight you had or should you work it out? Do men change as they get older? Your relationships get better as you both get older? Tune in and find out, But remember keep it real with yourself first and foremost.
Jun 18, 202153:57
EP:39 Dealing with my depression while trying to run a business.
In this episode I will be speaking on my depression and how tough it has been to run a business while trying to deal with it. I have been trying to avoid dealing with it, putting work first and its been very hard. When you have a family that is counting on you, you cant just take a break. This is why HelloLoca.com is back to being temporarily closed.. for the next month.. again.
Jun 16, 202145:20
EP:38 Are you a good friend or a shady bitch?
In today’s episode we will be discussing friendships and everything that comes with it the good the bad and the ugly. What is it to be a good friend?
Jun 12, 202132:14
EP:37 Brujeria, “ojo” or echarle la sal to someone is real. It happened to me.
The time I almost went blind because someone me hizo “ojo” literally. This stuff is real wether you want to believe it or not. Not only that but we will also speak on an incident that just happened about a week ago where I fee someone me echo la sal for real.. sad but true.
Jun 08, 202140:12
EP:36 Men who talk shit about women who get plastic surgery are a fraud.
Talking about plastic surgery haters. When your man says he loves you just the way you are, don’t believe him. Nine out of 10 times it’s a lie. He just doesn’t want you looking good because then his position is compromised because of all the options that you will then have. If you’re considering plastic surgery and doubting it because you think people are kind.. listen to this.
May 29, 202152:25
EP:35 VENT with me, about being tall AF in high heels.
After yesterday’s shopping experience I have to vent about the nightmare that is shopping for dressy clothing while being tall as hell and not being able to rock high heels because you don’t wanna be taller than your man.
May 22, 202129:52
EP:34 He left after 14 years for a 21 year old bitch. Are you next?
In today’s episode we will talk about something that happens far too often, specially now a days. Men who waste the best years of your life to then say goodbye and leave you for a younger, prettier, skinnier bitch.
May 19, 202118:39
EP:33 Comparing ourselves to other girls on social media and getting depressed.
Updates on how I have been doing with my struggle to "get back to feeling like myself again". It has not been an easy road, but talking about it does help. In this episode we will talk about how social media can sometimes make your depression worst when we begin comparing ourselves to other girls. How I have been dealing with it up until today and what awaits you in the future when it comes to this if you are also feeling some type of way. This episode is dedicated to any young female who may be in this same situation, scrolling Instagram and putting herself down because she doesn't look like all these other girls.
May 15, 202138:40
EP:32 Reasons why husbands leave their wives after being married for years.
Lets talk about it. Growing up I thought I knew why the lady down the street "got left" by her husband or why other ladies would get left for a "younger" woman.. but I was wrong. There isn't just one reason why this happens to someone, there are actually a lot more than one. In this episode I sit down to talk to you about the reasons why I believe this happens.. based on things that I myself am experiencing. Save yourself the "what if" and let me break it down for you so you will know if chances are high that this will happen to you.
Apr 23, 202134:51
EP:31 Just a homegirl with a podcast!
Things are about to get serious with this podcast yall. You know I love me some chit chat and I have decided to invest a little money on this to hopefully make it mas legit for you ladies. We all know quality matters so, lets test this mic out and see where its going. Let this episode be the sign you need to start your own. Share your story with me and another people. If you have something to say, start one and say it homegirl. Lets do this!
Mar 31, 202108:15
EP:30 I haven’t gotten over what happened to me at the old office.
Update on how my “break” is going and how the incidents that happened at the old office almost a year ago, still are affecting me a whole lot. Depression? Burnout? Whats really going on with me.
Mar 28, 202155:11
EP:29 Men who cheat behind closed doors and men who flaunt their hoes!
How much would you allow in a relationship? Would you rather your man sneak around and have infidelities behind your back or would you rather know and just turn a blind eye to the public. In this episode we speak on a case I have been following for a while now. A woman who was put through her man having an affair only to later realize it was better to just share him if she wanted to keep him. We discuss my own personal views on things as well as reveal things we tell ourselves as wives.. to help us sleep better at night. Politically incorrect things.. things that a lot of people will never understand unless you have lived through infidelities galore.. and have a family. To keep it together or to let go.
Mar 17, 202146:05