Help You Help Me Podcast

I'm trying to be ok.

HERE'S A LITTLE LIGHT AND LAUGHTER AND ANNA BANANA.

STAY THE FUCK AT HOME!!

THIS IS IS DELONGEST EPISODE YET!

50TH EPISODE!!! THANKS FOR FUCKING WITH ME DELONG WAY!

ANNA BANANA IS BACK AND WERE NOT DISCUSSING THE TOPIC I BROUGHT.  ALSO MY MOM'S REMEDIES WORK, IM JUST BEING A BRAT FOR THE INTERNET. 

I HAVE TO HAVE A BUNCH OF TEETH YANKED OUT. FUCK ME.

ALSO, I HAVE THE HOOK UP FOR EDC ORLANDO 2019 TIX. DETAILS AT THE END OF THE SHOW.

ALSO, ALSO, CONTRIBUTE TO HELP YOU HELP ME BY BEING A DONOR HERE ON ANCHOR!

WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT!

I'M FUCKING BACK! 

I'M ALSO A YEAR OLDER...

MY PALS SERENA AND ANDY STOP BY TO HELP ME MAKE SENSE OF YAHOO ANSWERS QUESTIONS ANSWERS QUESTIONS. ALSO I SAW THE THING AND IT WAS LIKE I IMAGINED. 

EMAIL ME WITH YOUR QUESTIONS, ADVICE FOR ME, OR TO LET ME KNOW WHAT COOL STUFF IS GOING DOWN IN YOUR AREA.

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SEAN GRUBBS-ROBISHAW IS THE TYPE OF WHITE GAY I CAN'T STAND. JEFF GRAVES IS THE TYPE OF WHITE STRAIGHT I CAN'T STAND.

THE MAIL BAG IS OPEN, ONCE AGAIN.

SEND ME YOUR QUESTIONS/COMMENTS TO HELPYOUHELPMEPOD@GMAIL.COM

BEYONCE DID A THING. NOW I'M OBLIGATED TO CONSUME THAT THING AS MANY TIMES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. TONIGHT.

THE MAIL BAG IS HERE. 

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THIS EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO MY UNCLE GROVER AND TO NIPSEY HUSSLE.

I'M ALL FOR KICKING 21 YEAR OLDS OUT OF THE HOUSE.

THE PROBLEM WITH WHITE GAYS...

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JORDAN PEELE DID NOT COME TO PLAY FUNNY GAMES...

YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS LAZY, MA'AM. KICK HER OUT.

DONATE TO HELP YOU HELP ME THROUGH THE SHOW'S ANCHOR.FM PAGE. EVERY AMOUNT HELPS! THANKS!

ANNA BANANA AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS AS FUCK.

ROBERT CRIED AND YELLED AT GALE AND PEARLS WERE CLUTCHED, HENNY.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CHILD IS A DUMPSTER FIRE BUT YOU DON'T WANT HER TO STRUGGLE?

WHAT DID THE BABY CARROT IN CHIEF SAY TO PISS OFF THAT CRAZY MAN IN N. KOREA?

JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. (BUT IT'S NOT LOOKING GREAT.)

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!

I TELL Y'ALL WHY I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LOVE.

ALSO, BLACKFACE IS STILL SOMETHING WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT. 

THE BACKSTREET BOYS PUT OUT A NEW ALBUM... HEAR WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT!

THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY THE BLACK TUX. LISTEN FOR THE COUPON CODE TO SAVE $20 OFF YOUR NEXT PURCHASE. 

I MADE IT ANOTHER WEEK! ANOTHER EPISODE ABOUT NOT MUCH. 

IT'S FUCK DONALD TRUMP FOR LIFE.

TOM BROKAW WANTS SMOKE TOO.

I ANSWER YAHOO ANSWERS QUESTIONS

HAPPY MLK DAY, Y'ALL! 

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, FRIENDS. I GOT IT NOW.  

THE WHITEST PRESIDENT ALIVE IS STILL HERE AND I STILL DON'T KNOW HER.

I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN BIRDBOX AND I'M SURE I NEVER WILL. WATCH THIS IS FAIRLY SPOILER FREE.

SOME OF Y'ALL NEED JESUS. FOR THOSE WHO JUST NEED A THERAPIST I'M ANSWERING YAHOO ANSWERS QUESTIONS ANSWERS QUESTIONS.

PARTICIPATE IN THE PODCAST!

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