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Join the Theorists as they attempt to go Easter egg hunting at the end of time in Loki ep. 5 "Journey Into Mystery". Thanos-copter?! He didn't even know her! Gamora Jokes! (*ba*da*tsss*) Too soon?

Spocktor Beast McKoy and Dr. Savage Poppenheimer talk about the possible implications of Loki episode 4 (BATTLEWORLD?!) and DO NOT ARGUE ABOUT BUDDHISM.

Greeting Theorists! We're at the midway point through Loki and getting more twists than a braided Norse beard. 

Greetings pop-culture theorists! Join us as we cover Loki ep.2 "The Variant". Also, we talk about Batman, how to scale devastation, and what makes someone a villain and a real hero at the same time. (Hint: its cunnilingus)

Greetings Venturoos! The HLPR crew had a chance to interview the incredibly creative Lisa Hammer about her career, voicing Triana Orpheus, and growing up in Salem. There's also a quick drop in from avant-garde Shaolin monk Levi Wilson! And they let us pitch a new startup: Theatrical Butthole Solutions. Yes, it's exactly what you think it isn't. 

Hey there Venturoos! Audrey and Dolly are sitting down to talk about the latest big news in the Ventureverse. We're more excited than Colonel Gentleman during a Sabrina the Teenage Witch marathon! Let's talk about the VB movie! 

Greetings Team Venture! As we gear up for our Operation PROM coverage, storyboard artist Jon Roscetti drops in again to give us insight into some complicated questions about Venture Bros! We also talk discuss the subtle art of nantaimori and wasabi butt-plugs, Venture Bros comic book dream teams, and the decline of the Playboy empire.

A delicious sizzle reel of all of our promos and fake ads in one tasty serving of audio bacon! Why? Because why not?! This is art, clone slugs!

The riveting conclusion of our run-through of Venture Echo November! Did you remember to dab?

Believe it or not, we really do try to trim it down a bit.

Two episodes in and it's still like herding robot cats! Beast tries to find someone who actually watched Sealab, Doll gets left to her own de(vices),  and a pantless VaudeVillain begrudgingly saves the day with the strength of five go-rillas. This episode has everything you never wanted and more!

Time to grab some popcorn and put in your dental retainer because we're staying up past our bedtime, nerds! We're talking very Venture babysitters! Dolly and Audrey take a look at some of the best (and worst) caretakers of the Venture Bros. And on this week's "Venture Virgins" eLON benZOS sits down with Dolly Pardon and special guest host, Baron Beast LaMode, to recount his adventures on "Ice Station Impossible". 

Go Team Venture! 

Audrey and Dolly are bringing you a big ol' helpin' of Venture food references this week. And we brought back eLON benZSOS to talk about losing his Venture virginity. Hope you're hungry! 

If you're looking for me, you'd better look under the sea! Because with 2020 in the rearview mirror, we find ourselves well into 2021! Come on a short detour into the murky, uncharted, and sometimes blood-chummed waters in the very first episode of 2021: Year of the Sealab!

in this episode, the gang forgets the episode you're listening to right now and Audrey gets shithoused for the sake of podcasting art.

The Venture Sisters have caught themselves a Venture Bros virgin and they're popping his cherry this week. "One of us! One of us!"

This week, the ladies are talking about some of the most awkward and cringe-worthy moments in the Ventureverse. It's gonna get weird. Like, pleasure toast weird. 

Throw away your resolutions early and listen to Venture Sisters! This week Dolly and Audrey explore Venture character transformations and horror stories from personal limo experiences! 

So a few of us at HLPR got together on NYE to discuss what Team Venture can expect from us in 2021! Join Beast and the Venture Sisters as they have a quick chat about the upcoming projects from HLPR!

Spoilers: We get shit-housed, talk about an upcoming sticker give away, and commit to a Sealab 2021 podcast.

Happy Holidays Team Venture! 

Today is Christmas and much like Jesus, HLPR is bringing you 3 presents from 3 self-important wise-asses and two women who would have insisted God pay child support.

New Year's Eve is coming up Ventur-oos! This week Audrey and Dolly take this opportunity for a cringe-worthy stroll down memory lane after watching "Operation P.R.O.M." and relive their worst prom night stories.

...someone find Beast and Vaude, I think they’re trying to smoke the frankincense. again.

Happy Holidays Team Venture! 

Today is Christmas and much like Jesus, HLPR is bringing you 3 presents from 3 self-important wise-asses and two women who would have insisted God pay child support.

In this episode, the Conjectural Technicians get cozy by the fireplace video loop and discuss the season-one holiday classic: "A Very Venture Christmas!"

...someone find Beast and Vaude, I think they’re trying to smoke the frankincense. again.

Join the Conjectural Technicians and special guest Jon Roscetti (artist, storyteller, mensch extraordinaire) as they examine Fallen Arches in the final episode of our Dr. Orpheus block!

A very special Halloween episode from the Conjectural Technicians! 

We're dropping in on a magical gathering in the old arachnid research lab to get a look at some sexy-damn-Freddy-Kruegers and maybe try some pleasure toast, grilled with mayo instead of butter. (No crusts, plz!)

Venture Bros. Serial Killers.  Hilariously awful childhood Halloween stories. 

All of this (and more) on the first episode of The Venture Sisters Podcast! The only podcast guaranteed to give you a Rusty Venture!

We're going the distance!

Where do we even start with our longest episode to date? The Conjectural Technicians wax philosophical on the notion of modern platonic friendship, discuss casual historical bestiality propaganda which forces Savage to pose the question “why do people tell kids anything?”, Vaude dies on the ABBA hill then later challenges Savage to watch Twilight in exchange for suffering through Hamilton,  and Beast goes for an early grand slam...a true classic in the vein of the great Maya Angelou if I do say so myself.

Well, Team Venture, we're sure you've heard the news by now. Commiserate with Conjectural Technologies, Venture Sisters, and The Guild of Calamitous Podcast as we discuss the significance and impact of the Venture Bros in our lives. 

Ahoy there Venturoos! Join the entire HLPR network crew as we get together over doctails to talk season 8 predictions for Venture Bros. It's gonna get weird.