Here's Johnny's Reviews

After 7+yrs. 400 episodes. 100s of movies reviewed. Dozens of franchises covered. This is it. The end of Here's Johnny's Reviews.

I'm not ending this alone I have a final guest Phil from The Spook House Podcast as we look This is the end from 2013.

The movie about 6 stoner celebrities stuck in a house as the world ends around them.

Also in this we talk about wild parties, the state of horror and if stoner comedies are funny.


I want to thank you for for listening if this is your 1st or 400th podcast.

This might be ending but I'll still be out there in podcast land to terrorize movies. Look for Two Geeks Talk Movies and Midnight Movie Mania.

Also I'd like to thank all my guests for helping me cover movies.

Welcome to the final Christmas special of Here's Johnny's Reviews as I look A Christmas Horror Story.

It's Christmas Eve and in the small town of Bailey Downs all Hell is breaking loose.
An almost retired radio DJ tries desperately to keep the Christmas spirit alive as across town three teen ghost hunters are being stalked by a vengeful ghost, a changeling is running a muck in a loving family, a money hungry family is being stalked by a demon, in the North Pole Santa has to deal with a zombie outbreak as at the local mall a killer is on the loose.

Yeah this movie is a good/bad time.

So grab a mince pie and some eggnog for tonight Santa slays tonight.


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Welcome to my look at My name is Bruce.

An Evil Dead superfan kidnaps Bruce Campbell in the hopes of saving his hometown from an ancient Chinese demon.

Yeah it's that stupid.


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Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews as I look at the little known sci-fi horror Infestation.

A slacker wakes up one morning to find the entire world has been over ran by giant bugs. So he must team up with his girlfriend, a deaf giant and his Dad who just so happens to be a Gen in the Army.

Yeah it's as plain and simple as that.

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Welcome to my look at the little known Scottish horror Citadel from 2012 about a young couple who are targeted by a group of youths that kills the wife and traumatizes the husband who is then left to raise their 9 month old baby.

A priest thinks these youths are demons from Hell and must be stopped. So the man, a young blind boy and the priest team up to destroy the demons lair.

Yeah it's as dumb as that sounds.


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Welcome to my look at Freddy's Nightmares: A Nightmare On Elm Street: The Series pilot episode.
If you have never heard of this it was a horror tv show hosted by Freddy from 1988-1990.

In this we see Fred Kruger's trial and death at the hands of the angry mob of parents of the kids Freddy killed take revenge. Turning him into everyone's favourite dream demon.


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Welcome to my 7th year Halloween special as I do an as live watch-a-long of Halloween 3: Season of the witch.

Yes folks this is first for me a raw unedited and unscripted look at the bug nuts Michael Myers less movie and it's a watch-a-long!

An Irish mask maker plans on putting the fear back into All Hallow's Eve using magic and computer chips also three Halloween masks. It's down to a drunkard doctor to stop him. Can he do so?

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Watch the magic pumpkin and don't forget the big give away at 9.



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Welcome to the 7th year anniversary of Here's Johnny's Reviews as I look at Ghostbusters Afterlife.

Set 35+yrs after the events of Ghostbusters the boys have been long since forgotten and have gone their own way.
Egon has retired to a creepy farm in which he finds out the nearby town has a dirty little secret. He is soon killed by a vengeful ghost. so his daughter takes over the farm and here her children find out their grandfather was a Ghostbuster.

Soon they find they're in too deep and the original Ghostbusters come back to help when the town is overrun by ghosts.

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*busting makes me feel good*

Welcome to Here's Johnny's Review as I look at the 2010 Guillermo del Toro's Don't be afraid of the dark.

A young girl has to fight off the evil tooth fairy like creatures after her LA Mother shipped her off to live with her estranged Father in Rhode Island. Her stepmother wants nothing to do with this little girl until she notices strange things happening the house. Can they convince the father something is amiss in the house or will the daughter be taken into the dark?

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Welcome to my look at The Conjuring universe and Insidious. In this I take a swipe at James Wan and Leigh Whannell also Blumhouse movies.

So basically that's it. Anyway enjoy the rant.

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Welcome to the wrap up of Super Spy September as I look at Daniel Craig's first go in the tux as James Bond in Casino Royale.

007 is tasked on defeating a high stakes gambler at Casino Royale called Le Chiffre. Can Bond do so to stop WW3? Find out here.


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Super Spy September continues as I look at Goldeneye.

007 is sent to Russia to investigate The Janus Group after they stole a stealth Tiger helicopter than steal the Goldeneye weapon. Which they plan to use to take down Britain.

Can 007 stop them? Find out here.

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James Bond will return in Casino Royale.

Super Spy Sept continues as I look at Timothy Dalton's first try in the Bond tux with The Living Daylights.

James Bond is sent to investigate a Russian defector who is entangled with an American arms dealer turned drugs runner, who is hell bent on starting a war for profit. Can 007 stop WW3 before it starts?
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James Bond will return in Goldeneye.

Welcome to part two of Super Spy Sept as I look at the first movies of all the James Bond actors. In this I look Sir Roger Moore's first Bond movie Live and let die.

James Bond is sent to America to investigate the deaths of British agents then take down Mr Big a drug dealer with his sights set on taking over the world.

Along the way he has to deal with a voodoo priest, a metal armed henchman and a Caribbean ambassador then he falls in love with a tarot card psychic.

Can Bond make it out in one piece? Find out here.

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James Bond will return.........

Welcome to the kick-off to Super Spy Sept which is my look at the first James Bond movies of all of lead actors. This is to celebrate Bond's 60th anniversary.

First up I'm looking at Dr No starring Sir Sean Connery the kick-off to the multi movie, multi decade and multi billion dollar franchise.

James Bond is sent to Jamaica to investigate the death of a British geologist that is onto a nuclear scientist using radio waves to down American rockets.

Look it's Bond just go with it.

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*James Bond will return in Live and let die.*

Welcome to ep 3 of Astra plane August as I continue to look at the Poltergeist movies with my look at Poltergeist 3.

It's several years after part 2 and Carol-Ann is sent to the big city to live with her aunt and uncle. Too bad the evil that has plagued her for most of her life has followed.
The Beast plans to use her powers one final time to get into "The Light" before she grows too old.
It's down to Tangina to save her but can she do so?

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*this podcast is clean*

Welcome to part 2 of Astralplane August as I look at Poltergeist 2.
Set months after the events of part one the Freeling family is still dealing with the aftermath of the haunting and the disappearing house.

However 'The Beast' still isn't done with Carol-Anne so takes the form of the Preacher Kane, who is Hell bent on stealing Carol-Anne's purity of light.

It's down to Native American shaman and Tangina to help the family fight off the evil. However can they do so?

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This podcast is clean

Welcome to the kick off to Astral Plane August as I look at The Poltergeist movies.

First up I'm looking at the 40 yr old frightfest Poltergeist. Starring Heather O'Rouke as a little girl sucked into limbo by pissed off spirits. It's down to a midget psychic, a paranormal "expert" and the love of her family to get her back.

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*note while editing I heard weird bumps and knocks which can be heard throughout the podcast that I didn't hear while recording*

Welcome to the wrap up to the Summer of Spidey as I look at Spiderman No Way Home.
With not one, not two but THREE Spidermen and FIVE Spiderman's rogue's gallery.

It's minutes after Mysterio told the world Peter Parker is Spiderman. So with his life in ruins and facing murder charges Peter runs to Dr Strange for help.
Asking him to make the world forgot he's Spiderman.
Unfortunately Peter can't keep his mouth shut during the casting of the spell so breaks the multiverse and pulls in ANYONE that knows Peter Parker is Spiderman.

Including the other two Spidermen.

Now Pete has to use MJ and Ned for help trying to fix the situation before the universe rips apart.

Can they do so? Find out here.

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The Summer of Spidey rolls onto my look at Spiderman Far from home.

Set months after Tony Stark/Iron Man's death Peter Parker is heartbroken and shellshocked unsure IF he can be an Avenger which he dreamed of being not 9 months earlier.

Too bad Mysterio has other plans to take his place using his hologram tech to fool the world he is a superhero. By making up a BS story of elemental creatures from his world coming here to destroy ours. Yeah the movie makes as much sense as that sentence.
All the while he and his schoolmates are on a class trip to Europe.

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The Summer of Spidey continues as it hits the MCU. You know the story by now a teenager gets superpowers from a spider bite.

It's a few months after Peter Parker got bitten by a spider and days after Iron Man set him lose on Capt America in Germany during civil war.

Now Pete thinks he's an Avenger and his ego grows daily. Until super villain The Vulture and his henchmen The Shocker and The Tinkerer is on his tail.

Can Spidey stop them and save NY?
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The Summer of Spidey continues as I look at The Amazing Spiderman 2.
It's two years after the events of ASM and Spiderman is beloved as NY's superhero.

This doesn't sit well with Spidey superfan turn bad guy Max Dillon/Electro and Harry Osborn/Green Goblin.

They plan on killing Spiderman once and for all.

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Welcome to The Summer of Spidey as I look at The Amazing Spiderman.
It's a new decade, a new actor, a new suit but same origin story.

Peter Parker is your typical high school nerd that gets bitten by a radioactive spider giving him spider like super powers such as wall crawling and a spider sense.

Across town a mad Doctor obsessed with getting his arm back tampers with lizard genes to grow it back. Which turns him into a 7 foot crocodile calling himself Doc Croc.

He plans on turning the people of NY into half human half crocodiles.

Can Spiderman stop him? Find out here.

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Welcome to a mega podcast of Spiderman 2 and 3 as The Summer of Spidey continues.

First up I look at Spiderman 2 where Peter Parker has to deal with his lousy luck, his life falling to pieces and new super villain Doc Ock an 8 metal armed super genius out to prove his latest invention will save the world. Not only that but Harry Osborn is out for Spiderman's blood.

Then I look at Spiderman 3 where Peter has his life together but he has to deal with not one not two but three super villains in the form of Sandman, Venom and HobGoblin.

Can he save the city from these? Find out here.

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Welcome to part 2 of The Summer of Spidey as I look at Spiderman 2002 from Sam Raimi.

A school nerd gets superpowers from a genetically altered spider such as wall crawling, web spinning and a spider sense.
Meanwhile a billionaire becomes desperate to save his company takes a super soldier gas and becomes super villain Green Goblin.

Can Spiderman stop the Green Goblin before he takes over NY? Can Peter Parker get the girl?
Find out here.


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Welcome to the kick off to Summer of Spidey. As I look at ALL the live action Spiderman movies through July.

First up I'm looking at 1977 CBS Spiderman but I'm not going onto that spider web alone, I have a guest Spike.

So come as we try and untangle the web of Spiderman's first live action outing. As he takes on a super villain cult leader that has hypnotised 10 people across NY that will kill themselves or "destroy" themselves as the film puts it. Unless the city pays $50M.

It's do to Peter Parker/Spiderman to stop them. Can he do so? Why is JJ Jameson so anti Spidey? Find out here.

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Welcome to the wrap up to May Gay as I look at Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild. Yes folks the movie I said I wouldn't cover and shouldn't have. The sequel, to Another Gay Movie no one asked for.

It's the Spring break after the events of the first movie and the boys head to Fort Lauderdale for the holiday. Too bad they're roped into a stupid gameshow to win ridiculous prizes.

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Welcome to part 2 of May Gay as I look at The Craft: Legacy.

Set 20 years after the first movie. A new coven of witches take on high school bullies and a warlock. Yeah you read that right warlock. This movie is a mess folks so just enjoy the rant.

This podcast is not for the easily triggered so be warned.


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Welcome to part 1 of May Gay which is my look at gay themed movies. First up is Another gay movie.

Which is basically an American Pie clone but gay.
Four high school friends try to lose their anal virginities before they go to college. One is a dumb jock, one is a geek, one is OTT gay and the other is a closeted power bottom.

Along the way they find out about love, their fetish and how far they can go.

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Welcome to the wrap up to Prank Month as I look at the early 80s cult movie The Burning.

When a group of teen boys play a prank on the mean groundskeeper of a summer camp. It goes wrong and he's burned alive.

5 years laters he's back for revenge killing teens left and right with his handy hedge trimmers.

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Welcome to episode 3 of Prank Month as I look at Bruno starring Sacha Baron Cohen.

A gay Austrian fashion model moves to LA to become famous. Along the way he gets banned from fashion shows, tv shows, talk shows and interviewing celebrities.

So to try to be famous he starts gay conversion in the hope of becoming famous.

What could go wrong?

Find out here!

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Welcome to part 2 of Prank Month as I look at Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa.

A young boy and his grandpa go cross country on a roadtrip to get the boy to his father's.

More and more outrageous things happen on the over 1200 miles trip.

Just how far does this go? Find out here.

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Welcome to the kick off to Prank Month. Movies about pranks, original I know after all it is April.
Tonight I'm looking at the 2016 movie Don't hang up! About two douche bro pranksters that run a prank "Youtube" channel that takes things one step too and now someone is out for revenge.

Who is the killer and how far will they take their revenge?

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Welcome to the wrap up of Tv show movie March. As I look at Scooby Doo '02.
Based on the longest running cartoon of all time Scooby Doo: Where are you?.

The Scooby Gang is hired by a multi millionaire theme park owner to investigate IF his Spooky Island theme park is haunted by demons. Unfortunately 2 years earlier they split up. So can the gang put their differences behind them and solve this case?

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Have a Scooby snack and come back.

Hello and welcome to part 3 of tv show movie March. As I look at The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad.

It's down to Lt Frank Drebin, LA's most bumbling cop, to save The Queen from a multi millionaire business man whose out to assassinate her.

Can he stop, clear his best friends name and find love?

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Welcome to part 2 of TV show movie March. As I look at The A Team from 2010.

A group of Army Rangers are arrested for a crime they didn't commit, escape then plan revenge.

Yeah it's as simple as that!

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If you can find it maybe you should hire the A Team

Welcome to part one of TV show movie March which is a look at movies based on tv shows. First up is Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan.

Admiral Kirk has to face his greatest foe Khan. In a battle of wits, minds and ships.
What ghosts from Kirk's past come back to haunt him?

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Welcome to the concluding part of Witch Women. With my look at The Craft.

When a new girl at a Catholic school meets the school weirdos they become fast friends. Until she realises they're only using her.

Thing is they're wannabe witches and she is the real deal. They latch onto her and steal power. Then one of the coven gets power mad and tries to kill her. So it's revenge time.

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Coming soon is TV show movie March, April is pranks movies, June is Pride month, July-Aug is Spiderman and September is Poltergeist.

Welcome to part 3 of Witchy Women aka Fierce Females in February. As I look at The Blair Witch Project.

I'm so sorry!

Yeah this is probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen.


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Welcome to a special St Valentine's Day from my second podcast Two Geeks Talk Movies.

In this episode we look at the little known 80s slasher X Ray starring a former Playboy bunny.
A woman goes to a local hospital to get her x ray results and is stalked by a killer Dr.

Yeah it's that dumb.

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Welcome to part 2 of Witchy Women as I look at Practical Magic starring Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock.

Two sisters have to take on an abusive man. Who they accidentally kill and he possesses one.

Can the other sister along with help of the town folk and their witchy aunts save the sister?
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Welcome to episode 1 of what I am calling Witchy Women.
Tonight I'm looking at The Witches based on the Roald Dahl book.

A young boy and his grandma have to fend off a group of witches at a seaside hotel when the boy is turned onto a mouse and stumbles onto the Grand High Witches' plan of killing ALL the kids of England.

Can the grandma stop the witches and save her grandson?

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Welcome to the wrap up of Spyuary as I look at Jason Bourne.

It's 10 years after the events of the BlackBriar leaks and Jason Bourne and Nicki Parsons are still on the run from the CIA.

She's now a hacker for hire and digs into the CIA black ops files finding out about a new sinister black op Ironhand which is a data miner app
A billionaire tech wizard is playing on launching a new social media app however its secretly Ironhand.

Can Bourne and Nicki stop this from launching? Or will ghosts from his past stop him?

Find out here


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Welcome to part 3 of Spyuary as I continuing looking at the Jason Bourne movies.

6 weeks after the events of part 2 Jason Bourne is still being hunted by the CIA and his past. When a newspaper reporter digs into Bourne's past he's killed by a CIA hitman. So Bourne seeks revenge.

Will he find out who he really is? Find out here.



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Welcome to part two of Spyuary as I look at Bourne Supremacy.

It's two years after the events of part one and Jason Bourne is free from the CIA or so he thinks. AS his past comes back to haunt him and the love of his life is killed.

Can he find peace? Will the CIA leave him alone? Will the truth come out?

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Welcome to 2022 and what I'm Spyuary which is my look at the Jason Bourne movies. First up we have The Bourne Identity which introed the world to super spy Jason Bourne played by Matt Damon.

When a 20 something year old man is found left for dead in the Marseille seas by fishermen then took ashore to find out who he is. Along the way he falls in love with a young woman but he has CIA assassins on his tail so must fight them off while figuring out who he is.

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Welcome to the wrap up to not only 2021 but of Diremeber as I look at New Years Eve.

It's NYE in NY and the lives of several couples intertine on one magical night.

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Happy New Year

Welcome to part 4 of Dirember as I look at Bad Moms Christmas.

Can three "bad moms" handle Christmas and their mothers or will they crack?

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Welcome to part 3 of Dirember as I look at Office Christmas Party.

Well it's party season so I thought I'd cover this "gem" from 2016.
A brother and sister are at war and an office staff are stuck in the middle.
Can the brother stop her from shutting down his company and throw the Christmas party to end all parties?

Find out here.

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