HeyB*tch! Podcast

DISCLAIMER: This week's episode deals with delicate topics such as inappropriate relationships with minors, verbal, and psychological abuse. 

In this episode, Vanessa talks about a traumatic event that has shaped her relationships past, present, and future. If there is anything this episode can give you all, please let it be the understanding that these events are more common than you think. 

This week Jairo discusses his recent breakup, reflecting on what happened, what went wrong, and how to move forward with the new lessons he's learned. 

Hey Biiiiiitch! It's Monday today, and we've been MIA for 2 weeks. Hear us out, we've been going through ALOT and in order to make up for our absence, here's a new episode EARLY. Don't ever say we don't love yall. In this week's episode, Jairo and Vanessa talk about dealing with people from all walks of life. Why is the girl at Starbucks a bitter person? Why are our coworkers constantly trying to make our days miserable? Listen in as we dig a little deeper into handling people that have different experiences in life. Happy listening!

Welcome back for Part 2 of our guest interview with Lucas! Now here's the thing, Lucas is a straight man. Some might even argue that he's your almost typical 'Man's Man' in many ways. And we all know when you start interviewing a straight man, they're going to say some wild shit. However, this is different. In this episode, Lucas gives us a perspective into dating, marriage, and commitment, from a man that actually has a heart and a conscience. Yes ladies, these men do exist, but this one belongs to Vanessa so don't even think about it. Happy listening! 

Welcome to the stage: Vanessa's husband! In this week's episode, Jairo and Vanessa welcome Vanessa's future baby daddy and talk about his experience immigrating to the United States from Argentina as a young child. These episodes are one of the reasons we love podcasting. Sharing our journeys and appreciating the struggles those around us have gone through is what will help us love each other just a little bit more. Happy listening! 

We now present you with the episode that took us almost 3 weeks to publish! Here's our theory: Someone out there that we don't fuck with probably listened to our Friendship Breakups episode and has now given us mal de ojo, making this episode the most difficult thing we've ever had to edit. We're talking programs crashing as we're about to hit save, files being too large to work with, and SO MUCH TO CUT OUT.

Anyways, in this week's episode, Jairo and Vanessa brought the jokes LMFAO. Listen to 38 minutes of pure laughter and a reminder to not take life too seriously because we live on a fucking floating rock. Happy listening :)

This episode is our love letter to Chris Evans. Chris, baby, if you're listening, call me. For everyone else listening, this week Jairo and Vanessa go on a rollercoaster of topics, because America is on a rollercoaster of emotions. We missed a special Pride Month episode, but here on Hey Bitch Podcast, every month is pride month! What we aren't celebrating however, is the injustice that's happened for women in this country. And for everyone thinking this is an abortion issue, listen to this episode because the issue is much deeper than that. Happy Listening! Chris Evans, call me!

Vanessa and Jairo identify the men they speak about some times and talk about solutions that could fix the cycle of toxic masculinity. Come along and take notes or relate to their experiences in this topic. Let us know what you think by following us on Instagram @heybitch.podcast and Tiktok @heybitchpodcast. You can also email us at heybpod@gmail.com

Jairo perrea sola in this episode and he's telling you how elevating your energy may work for you. We hope you enjoy his perspective and experience in this journey of energy attraction. No se les olvide to follow us! Don't get too comfy Vanessa will be on the next episode! 

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The Bitches are back! After an extended holiday break, Jairo and Vanessa are back for an IN-PERSON episode! This week they recap what's happened to them these past few weeks; Vanessa's therapist humbled her, and Jairo is fully vaxxed, boosted, and fucking exhausted. Join the club! 

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Merry Christmas Bitches! This week we celebrate the true meaning of Christmas: being a bad ass bitch and getting better year after year! We hope you all spend this holiday season with your loved ones. And if you are flying solo this Christmas, just know we love you! Happy Holidays!

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Feliz Año Nuevo! 2021 has been a wild ride for all of us, and from the bottom of our hearts, we'd like to thank you all for listening and riding with Hey Bitch Podcast! Without you, we'd just be two hateful bitches talking shit about men, but without anyone listening. This week we're talking RESOLUTIONS. Do you think they're helpful or hurtful? Is the new year even special? What do you plan for the upcoming year? Cheers listening. See you bitches next year! 

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HEEEEYYYY BIIIIITCH! This week Jairo and Vanessa tackled a very interesting question: Is stability the same thing as perfection? And at what point in our lives can we say we're successful and have achieved stability? Sometimes we focus on the future so much, that we don't realize we might have already arrived at our goal. Also, can giving too many handjobs give you carpal tunnel? Asking for a friend.

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Get your sage ready because this is one hateful episode! Join the bitches as they realize that the Grinch was a reasonable person and everyone else was the problem. Jairo and Vanessa question the meaning of Los Reyes Magos celebration, and decide who will be the 1st out of them both to get pregnant. Probably Jairo. Enjoy bitches!  

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Vanessa and Jairo are real ass bitches.....sometimes. Okay, hear us out, how do you know when you're living your true authentic happy life? In this episode, Jairo and Vanessa dive into living life for their own happiness, and not the approval of others. Learning to stop people pleasing has been a long and hard journey...and no, not in the good way. But sometimes you just gotta say F**k you, this is the real me! 

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What is the biggest take away you've gotten from Hey Bitch Podcast? Well apparently it's all about the d**k! Buckle in bitches, this week Vanessa and Jairo are going to teach you how to get than man you've been wanting. Follow these instructions and soon enough you'll have your mouth full! Join them as they talk about this weeks hot topics; AstroWorld Fest* and getting that man you want. Don't talk about it, be about it!

*Our hearts go out to those that lost their lives at the AstroWorld Festival, and the families mourning the loss of their loved ones. Although nothing can ever make this right, we hope you find peace in your hearts. 

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There’s been some BIG life changes for Vanessa and Jairo, and with that comes anxiety and stress! Come sit your big booties down and hang out with the bitches as they talk about being overwhelmed. This week they recount how it fees to be overwhelmed and hard on themselves. And because this is a podcast about self love and acceptance, they talk about what they’ve learned since starting Hey Bitch Podcast. 

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Get ready for an extra special Spooky Scary Skeleton episode! This week, Vanessa and Jairo talk about all things paranormal. Do either of them believe in ghosts? What about aliens? Join them as they tell each other some of their spookiest stories, and scare the crap out of each other! Disclaimer, this gave us nightmares while editing, so enjoy and keep the good vibes. Happy Halloween Bitches! 

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Jairo and Vanessa introduce their very first guest! In this episode they talk about spooky season and Hispanic Heritage Month some more, and they talk about living your dream and working towards the things they want. Get ready to meet someone who has secretly been part of the story through these episodes and be ready to get inspired.

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Jairo and Vanessa kick off spooky season with scary stories and costumes ideas! They also talk about Hispanic Heritage Month since they are Latina bitches! Join them by reminiscing on your Halloween costumes and your times as Hispanas! 

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Hey Biiiiiiitch! This week Vanessa and Jairo talk all about accountability! This is the year of taking responsibility for our actions, not letting our situations define us, and striving for personal growth. Get in bitches, we're 'bout to glow up! Tune in as Jairo and Vanessa answer the age old question: "How do you fuck a dinosaur?". Family functions are definitely going to be awkward for Vanessa once her uncle finishes listening to these episodes. Whoops! 

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This week Jairo and Vanessa pray to the Goddess Beyoncé for success and self love. Jairo mostly prays for Beyoncé to adopt him. Join the bitches as they discuss how powerful words really are. Ever heard 'Life is what you make it'? Well that shit IS TRUE! Our world is made up of what we've put out into the universe, and if you want to live a different reality, well that starts with YOU! And trust us bitch, we know it's hard. 

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IT'S VIRGO SEASON BITCHES! This week Vanessa and Jairo celebrate Jairo's birthday with a special episode. Join them as he opens up through a series of questions. Who does Jairo consider the most successful person he knows? Spoiler Alert: it's not Vanessa. Want to find out his credit card number? Well strap in and get ready for a little extra spice!

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What's the most important part of EVERY relationship? COMMUNICATION! This week, Vanessa and Jairo dive into how far their communication skills have come. Being friends for over a decade has definitely brought many obstacles. Especially when two people, who have experienced trauma, start to learn how to express themselves. Tune in to hear what they think about growing up and learning to talk it out!

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Jairo and Vanessa get into the topic of racism because it is important to have tough conversations with our peers. On this episode we dive into different aspects and experiences that might be uncomfortable and even triggering, but these are the conversations that are important.

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Good morning! It's time to get up and suck the day's d**k! In this week's episode Jairo and Vanessa give a big F**k off to gender norms. Join the HBIC's as they explain why Jairo owes NO ONE an explanation for his feminine side, and Vanessa thinks her husband can serve his own damn plate. How do you convince your future spouse that you want a prenup? Should you join your bank accounts? Also, the return of Mr. Burns. Listen and find out some more fucked up shit that he's done. Get ready, it's wild!

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Welcome back for another episode of Hey Bitch Podcast, where everyone is entitled to their opinions, even if those opinions are wrong. LOL. We have a question for you: Who cried more? Vanessa when Mac Miller died, or Jairo when Michael Jackson died? This week Vanessa and Jairo rant about music. And as former weird, choir kids, they have ALOT to say. Prepare yourself for this one, because sides will be taken. 

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