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By abby feldman

A daily uplifting voice message from your best friend, comedian Abby Feldman (Netflix, Adult Swim), who has been told by multiple customer service representatives that she has a "very soothing speaking voice." Start your day with an audio hug, or enjoy an anytime mood-boost with cute, 5-7 minute episodes- perfect for a short commute or a leisurely poo break. Abby responds to questions from babes like you- leave her a voice message on the Anchor app now!
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I am joy

hi babeApr 11, 2021

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10:22
I am joy

I am joy

Hi babe, we are just finger paint playdoh sculptures of divine love and joy. Let’s remember that more often and spread the joy and love.
Apr 11, 202110:22
I am getting better + better each day babe

I am getting better + better each day babe

Hi babe, this episode covers the hard truth of animal captivity and the fact that pet owners are perpetuating speciesism and animal kidnapping. Have a good day! #comedy #selfcare #affirmation #animals #song
Mar 22, 202108:28
I am comfortable babe

I am comfortable babe

Hi babe how do you feel about burping & tooting in front of your lovers? Why is this so embarrassing? Can we ever accept it? Have we already accepted? Do you? Don’t you? #comedy #selfcare #selflove #meditation #funny #love #dating
Mar 14, 202110:02
this too shall pass babe

this too shall pass babe

Im doing the Deepak Chopra 21 Day abundance challenge like all your aunts and friends from camp and the phrase “this too shall pass” came up today and makes me feel good and peaceful, i hope it works for you too!
Mar 07, 202109:41
what is meant 4 me will b 4 me

what is meant 4 me will b 4 me

Hi babe. I’m thinking about purpose and why we’re here and who we are and thought maybe we can try to come up with some answers together. Also why do we eat cows’ breast milk and not elephant or kangaroo breast milk?
Feb 07, 202111:20
hi babe 1/30/21 “enjoy every moment”

hi babe 1/30/21 “enjoy every moment”

Hi babe oops I got emotional and guess what I enjoyed it. Love you truly. Be happy!
Jan 30, 202104:20
I am equanimous (chocolate cake poo poo)

I am equanimous (chocolate cake poo poo)

Hi babe, I think this ep maybe contains the secret to lasting happiness? It’s basically just choose to be happy no matter what. Even if trolls go off on your vegan song or your crops are ruined by locusts or whatev. I hope you’re happy! Xoxo Abby. Follow @abbyfeldman and @hibabedaily on IG and give me ideas for episodes you’d like to hear!
Jan 23, 202111:29
I unapologetically allow my dreams to become reality
Dec 13, 202010:19
I claim my right to live

I claim my right to live

Hi babe. Transmute anger, sadness and fear with this affirmation and take action to claim your right to live today!!
Dec 05, 202010:35
my heart is in charge
Nov 28, 202010:10
I am ridiculous

I am ridiculous

Hi babe what’s the most ridiculous thing you could do right now?! Do it! Within reason! Don’t hurt yourself or others but expand the realm of possibilities in your life and be your most authentic wild free self!
Nov 21, 202011:18
I am grateful

I am grateful

Hi babe, I’m grateful for you and for everything in my life and your life and our lives. Turn all your bummers into hummers and make your life GREAT with GRATitude.
Nov 14, 202012:34
I am light

I am light

Hi babe. If you’re being as mean to yourself and I am to myself sometimes, I want to slap you into loving and caring for yourself and maybe in telling you to be kind to yourself I’ll learn to be kind to me. I love you. You are light. I am light. We are light. Enjoy your pimples and wrinkles!
Nov 07, 202009:52
I love myself

I love myself

I LOVE MYSELF and want you to too (you not me but also me why not)
Oct 31, 202010:56
S2xE8 “my ugly parts are my most beautiful parts”

S2xE8 “my ugly parts are my most beautiful parts”

hi babe. It’s time to dig deep into your hidden ugliness and love even the most shameful parts of yourself in order to heal and become super powerful. Happy Scorpio season and mercury retrograde and election season and pandemic. Love yourself!! Vote!!
Oct 24, 202010:01
guided meditation 1 “let the sh*t go”

guided meditation 1 “let the sh*t go”

hi babe, I thought you might appreciate this guided meditation to help you let go of all the bullsh*t and feel sparkly and happy and fresh! Let me know what you think? DM me on IG @abbyfeldman and tell ur friends!
Oct 17, 202007:20
S2xE6 “I am bold + ask for what I want”

S2xE6 “I am bold + ask for what I want”

hi babe we need to be clear and bold about what we want and asking for it! I want you to be happy and see that your essence is pure love! And I want to be in that awareness too. Let’s boldly get after that sweet sweet consciousness babe. I recorded this a bit ago and kinda forgot what the rest is about but vote blue and vote early and masturfest progress in our nation and outer and inner worlds!!!
Oct 10, 202010:46
S2xE5 “i have compassion for all beings”

S2xE5 “i have compassion for all beings”

hi babe! with the pandemic continuing to simmer and trump testing positive for covid, not paying his taxes and tons of injustices being made apparent in our country along the lines of race, gender, economics and more, it’s more important than ever to have compassion for our shitty unjust brethren. That being said, this episode is mostly about being vegan and having compassion for non-vegans who still eat animals.
Oct 03, 202013:45
S2xE4 “I love, value + respect myself”

S2xE4 “I love, value + respect myself”

hi babe! here’s a friendly reminder that you are worthy of your own love. I know we are all feeling a lot and having doubts and worries, so it’s more important than ever to love up on you.
Sep 26, 202010:51
hi babe S2xE3 “my voice is valuable + VOTE”

hi babe S2xE3 “my voice is valuable + VOTE”

hi babe, i hope this answers your question about voting. your voice matters. value it. I love you.
Sep 19, 202011:19
hi babe S2xE2 “I have clear + firm boundaries”

hi babe S2xE2 “I have clear + firm boundaries”

hi babe! my Venus is in Pisces so I forget where I end and the world begins (hint: that’s an illusion, we are all interconnected and made of the same molecules but need to create limits in order to function in a limited world!) hence today’s affirmation. I hope you’re staying happy, healthy, safe and creatively fulfilled!
Sep 12, 202012:32
hi babe S2xE1 “I know who I am + what I want”

hi babe S2xE1 “I know who I am + what I want”

hi babe i know it’s been a little while I was busy having a major spiritual growth spurt + gushing my light into the world and into my SELF! Self love self worth self respect babyyyyyyyy.
Sep 05, 202011:57
hi babe #53 “I love all the people”

hi babe #53 “I love all the people”

hi babe, we’re all one blob of consciousness experiencing itself in different people, so let’s make sure we love all the versions of ourself & do everything we can to prevent innocent people from being murdered! Wouldn’t it be cool if our kids grew up thinking police brutality is some myth we made up?
May 29, 202012:57
hi babe #52 “I am satisfied”

hi babe #52 “I am satisfied”

hi babe, if you’re lonely and hungry and feeling the void, tell a friend (me!) and know that you’re not alone, I am also lonely and hungry!! Message me @abbyfeldman on IG or Twitter or @hibabedaily on IG xoxoxoxoxoo
May 25, 202010:25
hi babe #51 “I believe in you, do you?”

hi babe #51 “I believe in you, do you?”

hi babe, please take this time to start believing in yourself and trusting that you can make your dreams come true. I believe in you. Do you?
May 20, 202008:47
hi babe #50 “blood blood blood”

hi babe #50 “blood blood blood”

hi babe, let’s make perioding the magical mystical time it’s supposed to be by doing wild rituals and screaming and tie-dying a face mask with our menstrual blood to show the world how beautiful and natural and free we are! I also gave some bad/dangerous advice on eating period blood or slipping on it so please use caution.
May 18, 202013:18
hi babe #49 “my flaws are my strengths”

hi babe #49 “my flaws are my strengths”

hi babe, we all experience shame and embarrassment but if you embrace your flaws you’ll see that they actually can be your secret superpowers! Like acne & hemorrhoids & being single & in quarantine with your parents- you can bond with other people who are in the same situation! Is anyone else in that situation? Let me know! Let’s be friends!!!
May 15, 202014:27
hi babe #48 “feel good instantly”

hi babe #48 “feel good instantly”

hi babe, i want you to be able to feel good instantly so I compiled some tricks to snap you out of a funk and feel happier right away!! yay!!
May 13, 202011:54
hi babe #47 “take nudes just for you”

hi babe #47 “take nudes just for you”

hi babe, I hope you are feeling cute & jangling your breasts to the beat of your own bum. Good morning! Morning is not a time of day it is a state of mind. Are you feeling Pluto retrograde the way I am? Dive into your shadow side & bathe in the waters of rebirth, babe. Take nudes just for you. But, like, you can send to me too!
May 06, 202010:17
hi babe #46 “u should feel a tingle”

hi babe #46 “u should feel a tingle”

hi babe, im quarantined w my parents & learning more about them then I knew I wanted to know. like mom misses giving BJs & told me im exhausting. it’s time to go deep- let’s use this wild time to dive in & rly get to know ourselves & the ppl in our lives.
Apr 29, 202012:21
hi babe #45 “ur not allowed to get out of bed”

hi babe #45 “ur not allowed to get out of bed”

hi babe, u are a queen & can do whatever u need to do to feel good right now (within reason, no murder!) but if u want help getting out of bed in the morning, I’ve got some helpful tips for u
Apr 27, 202012:24
hi babe #44 “quarantine is a meditation retreat & meditation is a drug & im a drug dealer”

hi babe #44 “quarantine is a meditation retreat & meditation is a drug & im a drug dealer”

hi babe, ur body is a temple, go inside it and meditate bc quarantine is a mandatory meditation retreat & meditation is a drug & im a drug dealer!
Apr 21, 202012:27
hi babe #43 “yo soy vulnerable”

hi babe #43 “yo soy vulnerable”

hi babe, what are u waiting for? this is the time to get vulnerable & open up & discover who u are & what ur best angles are for nudes. Surprisingly I found out mine is from below 🤷🏻‍♀️ do something that gets u out of ur comfort zone in this new quarantine era of communication & allow urself to be a free flappy bird!
Apr 20, 202013:38
hi babe #42 “eat butt-shaped chocolate cakes for money”

hi babe #42 “eat butt-shaped chocolate cakes for money”

hi babe; u are more powerful than u know. train ur mind to be strong & positive by replacing negative thoughts with chocolate. being alone can be not-lonely. let go of expectations & allow quarantine to be a good time! u can be happy if u decide to be. Message me on IG @abbyfeldman or @hibabedaily
Apr 17, 202013:19
hi babe #41: “i like being held by gentleman”

hi babe #41: “i like being held by gentleman”

hi babe, im coming to terms w not being able to bop around like I normally do- and letting go of travel is allowing me to settle in where I am, and w my current partner: myself (dang she fine) maybe u can try to fall in love w yourself too! xo
Apr 13, 202011:19
hi babe #40: “catalog of men who live far away”

hi babe #40: “catalog of men who live far away”

hi babe, doesn’t this feel like we’re all at the same summer camp rn? we’re all in this together- except the oppressive dictatorships- so enjoy this bizarre shared universal experience as much as you can and tap into your inner child & make a bed angel
Apr 07, 202009:35
hi babe #39 “we’re in love now”

hi babe #39 “we’re in love now”

hi babe, it’s ok if u eat chips everyday & pick ur boogers + flick them on the floor bc no one is coming over! & it’s ok if u have sex dreams w ur ex’s brother & want more followers & crying is v good- it makes space for the love to come in!
Apr 06, 202014:56
hi babe #38 “virtual petting zoo”

hi babe #38 “virtual petting zoo”

hi babe, go wild, be free, tell me that you love me
Apr 04, 202010:29
hi babe #37 “kiss yourself”

hi babe #37 “kiss yourself”

hi babe this isn’t v funny but I love you
Mar 27, 202007:11
hi babe #36 “genitals n general”

hi babe #36 “genitals n general”

hi babe, stay inside! and stay positive and help cheer other people up rn.
Mar 17, 202010:55
hi babe #35 "quarantine confidence"

hi babe #35 "quarantine confidence"

hi babe,

don't be a coward. tell them u like them. start a band. love on ur mom. don't wait!

XO

Mar 16, 202012:31
hi babe #34: "make that peewee herman cake"

hi babe #34: "make that peewee herman cake"

hi babe,

see the silverlinings and enjoy this vacation from the "er" - you don't need to do better or get fitter or advance further- just be happy and pop some blackheads.

Mar 13, 202009:22
hi babe #33: "im rly into voices"

hi babe #33: "im rly into voices"

hi babe,

don't let emotionally unavailable people get u down- feel good!

Abby

Feb 24, 202008:10
hi babe #32: "stay-at-home dog parent"

hi babe #32: "stay-at-home dog parent"

hi babe,

the purpose of life is to be happy. 

Abby

Feb 17, 202006:20
hi babe #31: "first find someone to make out with"

hi babe #31: "first find someone to make out with"

hi babe,

music is nice but first you have to find someone to make out with before you can make a make out music playlist.

Abby

Feb 10, 202005:43
hi babe #30: "ask him to fill u up"

hi babe #30: "ask him to fill u up"

hi babe,

eating is hard to avoid, but u can find healthier ways to fill the void.

Abby

Feb 03, 202004:28
hi babe #29: "don't watch the news"

hi babe #29: "don't watch the news"

hi babe,

do urself a favor and don't watch the news.

Abby

Jan 27, 202006:32
hi babe #28: "i'm bringing cooter back"

hi babe #28: "i'm bringing cooter back"

hi babe,

labia are all different, I hope you enjoy yours/others' in good health.

Abby

Jan 20, 202008:39
hi babe #27: "the wind is everybody's exhales"

hi babe #27: "the wind is everybody's exhales"

hi babe,

ur here! this is all a silly divine play! be confident!

Abby

Jan 17, 202007:47
hi babe #26: "be extremely handsome"

hi babe #26: "be extremely handsome"

hi babe,

here's how to find a gf!

Abby

Jan 16, 202006:44