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High and Dry

High and Dry

By Ethan & Xeno

Two friends. One stoner. One sober. Unravel the mysteries that exist in this space time continuum and beyond. And at least one of them is sober. E + Z.
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Bet I Pee On Your Carpet w/Sophie Joans

High and DryJun 13, 2021

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Bet I Pee On Your Carpet w/Sophie Joans

Bet I Pee On Your Carpet w/Sophie Joans

In this episode we talk bad bets, altercations on planes, physical theatre and expressive dance and much more
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#Stoner #High #Podcast #CapeTown #420friendly #Dry #stonerhumor #sober #friendship
#yoga #dance 

Jun 13, 202158:41
Por Que No?

Por Que No?

In this episode we talk about why Spanish people, why are they so passionate. Mouldy sandwiches that have been left in your schoolbags. And the influx of European movies that are getting recognition.

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#Spanish #nichefilms #school #lunchbox
#420life #420daily #weedfeedoriginal #weedporn #pothead #smokeweedeveryday #weednation #hemp #hash #cannabissouthafrica #cannabissouthafrica #zol #devilslettuce #highsociety #growyourown #cbd #thc #podcasting #deepchats #deepchatswithfriends #southafricanpodcasts #kaktalk #chill #dope #chillvibes #explorepage

May 09, 202141:37
Paying it Backward

Paying it Backward

We are back from a brief hiatus. In the latest instalment we talk about Tom Cruise wanting out of Scientology, Ethan being pulled over by the cops...several times. And the new Amazon hub that's going up in at the River Club in Cape Town.

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#Amazonhub #Amazon #Tomcruise #Scientology #police

#kaktalk #chill #dope #chillvibes #explorepage

#podcastlife #podcasting #deepchats #deepchatswithfriends #southafricanpodcasts
#420life #420daily #weedfeedoriginal #weedporn #pothead #smokeweedeveryday #weednation #hemp #hash #cannabissouthafrica #cannabissouthafrica #zol #devilslettuce #highsociety #growyourown #cbd #thc

#dank #weedstagram #gethigh #highlife

May 05, 202149:04
Neural Monkeys

Neural Monkeys

In this episode we talk about being Frugal vs Extravagant along with Elon Musk his quick trip to becoming a Billionaire, and his new Neural Link device and his first experimentation on a monkey

Apr 11, 202140:54
Extension Dreads

Extension Dreads

We speak about #existentialdread, #responsibility and #risk, and we go on a #SouthAfrican #art #rant.
#stayhighdryted

Mar 31, 202144:35
Pockets

Pockets

In this episode we spoke about Ethan's trip to #Jo'burg and is it the best "country" in #SouthAfrica ? And those Jo'burgian drivers...

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#Jozi

#spotify

#vaab

#Stoner

#High

#Podcast

#CapeTown

#420friendly

#Dry

#stonerhumor

#sober

#friendship




Mar 28, 202144:19
The Gay Bomb

The Gay Bomb

In this episode we talk about #Ancient #Pharaoh #curses, the #free the #nipple #movement but not seeing any boobs, and whether or not there are #tastes buds in your #asshole.

Mar 17, 202143:23
Don't waste the Jah

Don't waste the Jah

In this episode we talk #Bitcoin, we dont get it but we talk about. How #kids nowadays don't have to #wait for their #favourite #shows to come on, and what our most #memorable #laughs have been throughout our #lives.

Mar 14, 202146:28
It Just Has To Stretch

It Just Has To Stretch

In this episode we talk about the #Bee in Ethan's #room, getting #high and going to #gym, and how women probably like giving #birth

Mar 10, 202154:43
What's Haddnin?

What's Haddnin?

In this episode we talk about T-Pain and his ability to turn any song into a Banger. Any show but the On Ice version, and how Harry Potter would be absolutely perfect for it, and how Xeno would manage his own Idol show dubbed Xeno's Idol

Mar 07, 202143:01
Airpods weren't designed for Black People

Airpods weren't designed for Black People

In this episode we talk about how Xeno and Ethan still..cannot grow any facial hair, beardly challenged. Why were we so obsessed with dinosaurs when we were kids, and the new Apple Airpod Max's 

Feb 24, 202145:42
Video Games vs Netflix

Video Games vs Netflix

In this episode we talk about the weird foot smell emanating from Ethan's book shelf could be a dead gecko, a dead rat or severed foreskin. We talk about about starting your own martial art, and lastly we talk about Funko pops, men collecting trinkets, nothing wrong with that. #stayhighdryted

Feb 21, 202152:25
Why won't aliens play with us?

Why won't aliens play with us?

In this episode we talk about the popularity of Mario, why is it Super Mario Bros. what about Luigi? Is Mario's second name Mario?
Why won't Aliens come visit us? Are we that stupid? Is there a fake Alien invasion that'll be orchestrated by a one government ruled world?
We also talk about the Netflix series, Murder Mountain, where people are killing and committing various other atrocities just to sell a plant.

Feb 17, 202148:29
Shooting for the Stars w/ Mylo Meer

Shooting for the Stars w/ Mylo Meer

In this episode we talk to the powerful @mylo_meer CEO @BcLabz Director of @Caliboyzsa we talk Terpenes, Entrepreneurship, his rehabilitation 

Feb 14, 202102:15:21
Instant Transportation

Instant Transportation

We talk about an alternative dimension where Rick is black, and Morty is Mexican. Becoming a master of accents. And do kids really learn faster than adults.
Feb 10, 202144:07
Fish aren't friends, they're food

Fish aren't friends, they're food

In this latest episode we talk about game meat and whether its better than the laid back meat. Who was the first bong user, what was his deal? And wearing togas, was it an inconvenience or was it cool-looking. 

Feb 07, 202146:55
Stanky Face

Stanky Face

In this episode we talk about Ethan's latest trip to Panthera Africa Sanctuary, where Wild Cats are rescued and brought to a safe home. We talk the best sleeping positions, and how Xeno will cover the entire bed and that's why he's not in a relationship...We also talk about how English names can somehow be nicknamed different names entire, Richard = Dick?
#Stayhighdryted

Feb 03, 202156:52
#MenSupportingMen

#MenSupportingMen

In this episode we talk about how Space is a government conspiracy and doesn't really exist. We also talk about how men don't support other men because that shits gay, and how having a bath is not.
Jan 27, 202145:45
Our Last Episode

Our Last Episode

This episode we cover Black influencers from 2chainz to Kingbach, acting all grown up on property24, and getting mauled by tigers, lions, bears, jaguars, and sharks #stayhighdryted

Jan 24, 202144:54
Amakrokokroko

Amakrokokroko

In this episode we talk about the amakrokokroko, South Africa's Paralympic team, the uniqueness of Snowflakes, and breaking the seal

Jan 20, 202144:04
Do You Remember This?

Do You Remember This?

Welcome back to another year of High n Dry Pod! In this episode we talk about memories and story telling, real life musicals, lying about being on birth control and which public figures are apart of the illuminati. #stayhighdryted

Jan 17, 202150:57
47 Times

47 Times

In this episode we talk about our favourite Disney films, how the the original Disney stories are dark and twisted, free speech in mainstream social media and modern rockstars.

Dec 13, 202052:33
The Red Active Virgin

The Red Active Virgin

In this episode we talk about the mythology of dragons, how boring aliens are now, and intelligent Marine life.

Dec 09, 202049:44
The Community Ballbox

The Community Ballbox

In this episode we talk all about sports. From playing cricket to getting concussed by a hockey ball and skipping math. Xeno wants to start team sports. And not using the school's community ball box. 

Dec 06, 202050:52
The Green Devil of Germany

The Green Devil of Germany

In this episode we are joined by the Prince of Seeds himself and CEO of @Beanbanksa, Guilio Tanganelli. We talk Spirituality the blending of religous architect, the distribution and monetisation of art, smoking weed in different countries, creating avocado tasting weed and how very few people have actually seen the original of famous artworks.
Dec 02, 202001:42:09
2008

2008

In this episode we talk about how to get a record deal as a rapper, the beautiful city of Amsterdam and how to identify an older sibling.

Nov 29, 202047:39
Magic the Breeder

Magic the Breeder

We are joined by our good friend Magic, we talk Mexico, spiking people, and Male simping

Nov 22, 202001:00:50
Fat Penis Vibes

Fat Penis Vibes

In this episode we have the pleasure to host Sophie Joans, a South African comedian and we speak about her comedy life and more.

Nov 18, 202050:29
Only Rice?

Only Rice?

In this episode we talk about the strain actors experience performing, either eating butternut or bunnies on a deserted island is better and Ethan's recent experience at a vegan party.
Nov 15, 202047:49
Ethan Is Always Right

Ethan Is Always Right

In this episode we speak about dick pumps, Ethan's failed comedy stand-up and fat people.

Nov 11, 202055:27
If Snoop Dogg Was Barney

If Snoop Dogg Was Barney

In this instalment we talk about Snoop Dogg being a Barney Mascot, how all video game movies suck ass, and the works of Roald Dahl.

Nov 07, 202047:29
School Bag Insurance

School Bag Insurance

In this episode we talk about hynosis, magic and black people, exercise and traveling. 

Nov 01, 202046:44
50/50

50/50

In this instalment the lads talk about Jewish Surnames, downloadable consciousness, only children and a couple of Shit stories.

Oct 28, 202053:00
Double Stuffed Chips

Double Stuffed Chips

In this episode we talk about pancakes, Kanye 2020, innovator past and present, eating till you puke and baked beans. #kanye2020 #pancakes #innovation #bakedbeans #stoner

Oct 25, 202058:03
Boys Don't Cry

Boys Don't Cry

In this episode we break down whether men can cry, our favourite chip brands, getting breastfed Flings flakes, and punctuality

Oct 21, 202054:56
Social Dilemma(s)

Social Dilemma(s)

In this episode we talk living like a nomad, pirating youtube videos and beating children

Oct 18, 202053:39
The Weed Episode

The Weed Episode

In this episode we talk about negging, seeing teachers outside of school, and bud, zol, doobie, kryptonite, jamba, astro turf and weed.

Oct 14, 202049:08
Hadedas are scared of heights

Hadedas are scared of heights

In this episode we talk about Martial Arts, where does wind start, and how crazy 1600s European settlers had to have been.
Oct 11, 202049:43
Space Wars

Space Wars

In this episode we talk about Interdimensional Space Wars, Jeff Bezos $10 Billion Contract with the pentagon, and getting f*cked up by bears 

Oct 07, 202001:05:52
Being Offensive 101

Being Offensive 101

In this episode we talk about Feminist Card Games, coincidentally we talk about how offensive Ethan can be and if we made political leaders squash their own beef in an Octagon for our amusement.
Oct 04, 202048:45
The Bermuda Triangle Pizza

The Bermuda Triangle Pizza

In this episode we talk the benefits of reading, the Bermuda triangle and fruits on pizza.

Sep 30, 202001:02:01
The Queen's Bedazzled Box

The Queen's Bedazzled Box

In this episode we talk about royal's gonads, Ethan tries to call out Xeno for being the Cock Block King, and the traumatic separation and experimentation of triplets at birth.

Sep 27, 202052:26
Dicknanigans

Dicknanigans

In this episode we talk about Banksy and visual art, Ethan cheating on exams and learning when to quit.


#banksy #cheating #stoner #art

Sep 23, 202052:45
Liberal Vegan Swat Team

Liberal Vegan Swat Team

In this episode we talk white chocolate, Cape Town Accents in movies, and wokefishing

Sep 20, 202053:45
Ethan's lil guy

Ethan's lil guy

In this episode we talk, the live action Lion King, Ethan's irrational fear of snails, newly found unintelligent life on Venus.
Sep 16, 202055:17
Hard in the Paint White Girls

Hard in the Paint White Girls

In this instalment we talk about the drug tolerance of the caucasian female, Star Wars being overrated and homelessness
Sep 13, 202054:59
Magic, would you date him? for R30000?

Magic, would you date him? for R30000?

In this episode we talk about death, love and prostitutes
Sep 09, 202059:50
Not getting political

Not getting political

In this episode we talk about women abuse, the Corporate "woke" movement, and what was the first sexual position ever.
Sep 06, 202001:27:11
NASA and Ghost Stories with Melissa

NASA and Ghost Stories with Melissa

In this instalment our OnlyFan Melissa joins us to discuss and share her time at NASA, visiting China, Ghost Stories, and $20 Pizza.
Sep 06, 202001:33:09
Did I stutter?

Did I stutter?

In this episode we talk about Onlyfans, Billionaires, and Black Panther

#Onlyfans #JeffBezos #Chadwickboseman
Aug 30, 202043:46