Highly Political

Well Happy 4.20 ya'll! We decided to give you a little treat and talk about the senate races! Tianna puffs some Cabbage Patch, a delicious sativa with earthy and sweet tones. Not to be confused with the garbage pail kid strain with hints of steaming trash. Sam chills with hemp CBD to honor what jesus probably smoked on the coattails of easter. It's only April but in November we have an election with A LOT of seats up for grabs. The senate could be overturned, the house could flip, and the deal mitch mcconnell made with devil doesn't expire for another 100 years, so we really have to pay attention to these midterms. We start with a state least likely to turn blue in any pocket, Oklahoma. Then onto Georgia where a republican candidate who put a gun to his wife's temple is running on a "family first" platform, shocker. Darkness aside, it is Earth Month, and Earth Day will be upon us! Get out in the sunshine to volunteer. If you don't have time, at least donate to charities and organizations doing the work for us. Is clarence thomas's wife insane? Does ron desantis actual read?  Tune in to find out! Peace, love, & Gaia. 

Tianna opens up a fresh jar of Flow Kana's outdoor The Milk, grown in tandem with fruits and vegetables sharing the same soil for terpene perfection. Sam tries Eight Horses Hemp C5, for a refreshingly light body high. This week some people in the O states are losing their damn minds. An Ohio school bans rainbows in attempts ostracize their LGBTQAI+ student body because of "god" or some shit. An Oregon education assistant shows up to school in black face, because she feels segregated as an anti vaxxer. Yes, the parallels are so crystal clear. Makes all the sense. Congress is useless, Biden isn't making things right at the border, and redistricting is on the horizon. It's a real mess ya'll. Our kook commits an unforgivable act while walking towards Canada and our Queens are given the most prestigious of grants. Will Tianna's dad ever realize the irony of his alias? Do rainbows make Sam cry? Did the woman in black face ever get that ink off of her face? Light up & Tune in to find out!

Sam enjoys a nice orange wine whilst dreaming of Europe and Tianna lays back with Cream Pie Kush. The recall is finally over and Gavin Newsom continues his reign. He better step up now that he's had a taste of instability because Larry Elder isn't going anywhere. Biden's approval rating is plummeting, dems cannot seem to pass this infrastructure bill, and AOC is under attack! Seriously, people love their outrage. The GOP rejects the 3.5 trillion, the Dems won't settle for 1 trillion, and Mitch McConnell crawled out of his bog for more tasty obstruction. Will reconciliation make this congress finally effective? Will social programs get the funds they need? Will climate be a property? Will children living in poverty receive assistance? Not if Joe Manchin has a say. And boy does he have one. Our Kooks of the week make it a race thing but our Queens stand brave and tall. Was Tianna a baby drag queen? Will Sam ever serve in Tianna's gubernatorial cabinet? Is Rudy Giuliani definitely not friends with Prince Andrew?! Light up & Tune in to find out!

Sam drinks some bubbly and Tianna puffs on Persian Plum, a delicious indica dominant that can trace its lineage to Granddaddy Purple and Larry OG. As we inch closer and closer to the California recall, we begrudgingly take a look at the other candidates. Real estate agent turned crypto investor turned YouTube influencer is ready to rule the state, calling himself a "JFK Democrat." Curious what that means in 2021, but something tells us he doesn't know either. Our Kook Of The Week is vying for the Governor's mansion as well, after he stops complaining about women and their dumb dumb bad brains, that is. California is running out of water, our Queen Of The Week puts their money where their hiking shoe is, and Olivia Munn has some political thoughts of her own. Is Tianna marrying Matt Gaetz? Does Sam love the warm embrace of an older woman? Did Ronald Reagan dabble in corporate spoken word?! Light up & Tune in to find out!

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Sam sees if CBD hemp will give her a buzz, but the chances are slim!  Tianna has had it this week so reached for...wine! As well as some delicious Blue Cookies. So, Biden hastily removed our troops from Afghanistan so now the region is unstable and the Taliban are currently in power. However it is clear to us that after 20 years and four presidents, that we never did anything right. We jump into a lil timeline to refresh our memories. You guessed it, a lot of battles, tensions, foreign aide that didn't focus on humanitarian efforts, and mental health consequences of war. The idiot brigade on the right will go to any efforts to hate on Biden, including having some positive things to say about the Taliban. No, we are not lying. Teachers across the nation are grappling with mask mandates, unhinged parents, and disrespectful children. America, they need a raise. Tianna shares some crazy facts to lighten the mood and we end the ep with a lil stoney moment. Can Sam last one episode without complaining about her family's political leanings? Does Tianna think all water is sparkling? Light up & Tune in to find out! 

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Today the ladies pass a joint while they enjoy The Happiest Hour's Terpene Companion Collection shots! Sam sipped on Wake, a caffeinated terpene blend that perks you up without the jitters and Tianna amped the vibe with Intensify Mango Myrcene. The Olympics are in full swing and we are INTO IT. Sam wants all the sports and Tianna is fascinated by all the people doing all the things! One thing is clear, Simone Biles will always and forever be the GOAT. Unlike republican governors trying to tell businesses what to do! So unlike them, right? They "hate big government." Joe Biden and Manchin keep talking about these mystical senators who will reach across the aisle for the John Lewis Voting Rights Act or basically any productive legislation at all. There is some hope in Arizona, where citizens of Phoenix across the political spectrum all realize they must adapt to climate change or...die in the heat. Don't know why anybody is worrying, Bezos will take us to planet B. Is Sam going to Croatia to find the Olympic Men's Volleyball Team? Will Tianna ever care about space? Light up & tune in to find out!

It's summertime and the living could be easy, but us humans can't get it together! All of the republicans in California are running for governor and we can't even deal with Texas today. So Tianna breaks out the joint of all joints. Honeydew sativa rolled with kief and infused with oil. Sam took one puff of a Bliss pen and was basically as high as T. The California Gubernatorial recall election looms over September 14th, so be on the lookout for your ballots, Californians. Our Queen Of The Week highlights why we need universal childcare across the board and more rights for working mothers. Our favorite "libertarian" (JK never) Rand Paul apparently received a herd immunity memo no one else did and some white chick from Jersey lost her mind in an attempt to weaponize a tantrum. The ladies then have the privilege to speak with Aysha Spencer, who is currently studying at Berkeley Law School under experts in the field of... dun dun dun... Critical Race Theory! The name on every fox news anchor's lips that is scaring all your parents. We sit down to talk about the misconceptions and importance of CRT. Does Sam want a trip to Olympic Village? Wait a minute...is Aysha Tianna's sister?! Light up & tune in to find out!

It's pride month, so Sam decided to kick off the celebration with a lil drank because we all need to have some fun. Tianna opened some butterscotch and went to town, like ya favorite high granny. Adding some sweet to the current state of sour invading our democracy. Texas is at it again suffocating voting rights while trying to make it easier to open carry. 🎶That's so Texas 🎶 Democratic elected officials need to come out in full force and not cower as we slowly slip closer and closer to autocracy. On the bright side of our descent, we still have room to celebrate the Queen Of The Week, and enjoy a good laugh at the expense of some homophobic kooks. Naomi Osaka protects her mental health with integrity, and athletes across the world commend her. Did a hot dog almost kill Sam? Will Tianna ever embrace that ocean life? Light up & tune in to find out! 

The ladies smoke Lemon Ting, a citrusy delight like a cool glass of lemonade. It sure is summertime and it is always getting hotter. Biden wants to curb the heat by overturning the damaging environmental policies of the previous administration. Some of those loose regulations were mighty, mighty grim. We call out the truly awful ones and have hope that the current administration will be able to repeal the environmental injustice. Republicans are in full denial mode and will not admit the Capitol riots were anything of the sort! Florida pens a bill clapping back at media conglomerates, unless they have a theme park! Facebook Park & Twitter Land here we come! Will our Kooks ever be able to receive a fair trial? Is Sam ready for the Mare of Easttown finale? Can Tianna stay away from googling Evan Peters?! Light up & tune in to find out! 

The ladies smoke Northern Lights, a classic Indica that lights up the night sky! The conservative Supreme Court majority will finally get to shine this fall as they take on two landmarks cases involving abortion rights and guns. One restricts access to something, and the other calls for a ban on restrictions. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE IS WHICH? We're assuming...you got it right. A Mississippi law that bans abortions after 15 weeks threatens Roe v. Wade, as well as a challenge to an NY law that requires a license to carry a concealed gun outside the home. Mississippi also coming in clutch with an outdated view on cannabis. Is our Kook actually reasonable about something? Did our Queen enjoy fox news? Did Tianna and Sam apply the same reality show?

Sam finally gets her hands on that sweet sweet Seth Rogan weed and Tianna indulges in Ball Family Farms' indica dominate SHO'NUFF. We're once again screaming about voter restriction laws from the rooftops. Republican controlled state houses all over the country really, really, really don't want you to vote. Meanwhile, the entire nation is experiencing a vaccine plateau but continue to hold most of the shots available worldwide. All this happening as India and African countries are begging for access as they enter a variant crisis. America is Smaug. Don't be like Smaug. Our Queen Of The Week was our Man's best friend, and the Kooks out here want state sanctioned child beatings. Is Sam a Tonya stan? Did Tianna live in a beach side tenement? Light up & tune in to find out! 

The ladies smoke Gelato Cake and are graciously joined by Lauren Yoshiko, co-host of the Broccoli Talk Podcast and author of the Broccoli Report. Derek Chauvin's trial has begun and there may be hope for a thoughtful jury. Republicans are one step closer on their journey to kill democracy, including making it a misdemeanor to hand out water to those waiting in line at the polls. But you know, they're trying to stop people from "cheating." In lighter news, NY is about to legalize! The tri-state area is going to get pretty chill. Unlike the White House! Uncle Joe wants a cannabis free zone. Like white house aides are coming to work high. Please, policy nerds don't play like that. Do Tianna and Lauren find Sam's diet coke consumption concerning? Is Lil Nas X about to fuck Caitlin Bennet's dad? Light up & tune in to find out! 

The ladies smoke Triple OG to kick off Spring. A delicious indica with floral and citrus notes, known for a delicate body buzz. To relax and dare we say...pleasure? That's why we sit down with the CEO of Pleasure Peaks, Antuanette Gomez to discuss the harmonious union of cannabis and pleasure. Perhaps this is something America needs much more than its love for xenophobia, misogyny, and guns. Will there be another standstill in congress? Probably. But we're sick of the stalemates. Our kook of the week doesn't seem to care, even though 18 Americans were killed. To fix America's gun problem, you have to do one thing. Make it harder to access guns. Will America wake up? Is Sam taking a magic carpet ride? Is Tianna going to pleasure island? Light up & tune in! 

The ladies smoke Peach Kush, a rare and heavy indica known to take effect rather...quickly. Stimulus relief is on its way with the help of not one single republican! A party that really loves its people. We're almost out of the woods but the housing and job markets are still in a dangerous and discriminatory free fall. The American Dream became even more of a luxury item this past year. Two of Biden's appointees made history with their new cabinet positions. Deb Haaland, the first Native American to become interior secretary and Michael Regan as the first black man to head the EPA. We're excited to see what the future holds for these departments, and we'll be watching Michael in particular. We then sit down with President and Vice President of the Nevada Chamber of Cannabis to talk the future of legislation in their state. Vegas, anyone? Light up & tune in! 

The ladies smoke Sour Chaos, a tangy and stimulating sativa hybrid. Hopefully our economy will feel the same effects after we pass some relief. Went through the Senate on party lines, the stimulus bill is on its way to the house. Joe Manchin flip flops on an unemployment bump and Sinema enthusiastically votes down minimum wage, enjoying their newly appointed power. Georgia attacks the mail in ballot in an attempt to suppress the vote. SB 241 is a disgrace, adding more restrictions including an especially immoral misdemeanor. Democracy is a chore we need to make time for people. Set a daily reminder, okay? No masks required in Alabama even though it's the least vaccinated state in the country. We're sure nothing will backfire and lives won't be in danger. Good ole republican logic. On a lighter note, we celebrate women! Who can't get enough of herself? Who knows about shark cages? Who has Bette Davis eyes? Light up & tune in! 

Sam smokes a bright organic Tangie while Tianna indulges in a delectable peanut butter edible. So the ladies are very high and ready to forget all about Ted Cruz's stand up attempt. Another round of relief passed the house, and even though it's great to receive assistance, 1,400 is not 2,000. Minimum wage didn't make it in this time because Joe Manchin won't argue with the Parliamentarian and defy the Byrd rule criteria. Parlia-what? Byrd...who? Exactly. There is still trouble at the border as activists demand transparency and a right wing judge halts Biden's deportation ban.  Will the Kook of the Week get back his life savings? Did trump really speak for 90 minutes at CPAC? Are Tianna & Sam Barbarella-sexuals? Light up & tune in to find out!

The ladies smoke Magic Melon, a strain gaining massive popularity for its sweet citrusy taste and relaxing properties. Good for eye pressure, headaches, and making you feel all tingly. You know, like when you're cold in the snow? Texas is still dealing with the aftermath of a once in a decade polar vortex, and someone needs to be blamed. So Gov. Abbot decided it's the Green New Deal's fault! A bill that has yet to pass the senate. Frozen wind turbines, pipes, and ignorant thoughts on climate policy got them there. However, Ted Cruz couldn't deal so he went to seek refuge south of the border. SCOTUS won't hear any contested election cases, but is all ears for anti-choice legislation. Is Tianna moving to Oklahoma? Will Sam complete Operation Mar-a-lago?  Light up & tune in to find out!

The ladies smoke Northern Lights, a famous indica that's been around since the 70s! Maybe even longer. Much like injustice. Always hanging around, huh? Trump didn't get convicted and the seven GOP senators who mustered some integrity are now being canceled by the party who hates canceling. Ron Johnson doesn't see the arms and Lindsey Graham eyes up another trump ally. The NAACP is suing trump and giuliani. Maybe they can hopefully get what the United States Congress could not: a guilty verdict. Oil takes it toll on the bay, we all need to be more environmentally conscious, and Melania is using up all the water during her steam baths. What a charmed life. Is Tianna ready to become a scammer? Will Sam follow suit? Light up & tune in to find out!

The ladies smoke Cream Soda, packed with citrusy terpenes that give the inspiration for its orange vanilla namesake. Sometimes you're just in the mood for a good ole fashioned treat. Everyone deserves a treat now and then, eh? Unless you're a southern segregationist drafting up the GI bill. You get nothing. The first U.S congressperson has died of Covid as the senate debates who deserves financial relief. Some parents in Utah would like to opt out of Black History Month, it must be because schools in Utah do such a marvelous job highlighting the triumphs of Black Americans all year long! Yes, that must be it. Our Queen of The Week sparked the March on Washington 30 years after the ink of red-lining legislation had taken its toll. Death during war doesn't choose favorites, but when the boys got home, the GI Bill did. Southern segregationist had their say, the Fair Housing Act took too long, and the all white suburbs were legally born. Will Tianna guess the answer to one of Sam's ridiculous questions this week? Light up & tune in to find out!

The ladies smoke Gushers, an indica dominant Gelato family member known to relax the muscles and soothe nausea. Maybe some of those whiny hedge fund managers should have some so they can chill out and stop blubbering on CNBC. R/wallstreetbets came for the financial gatekeepers and Robinhood stole from the ric- wait wait, no. They stopped the poor from playing. The ladies try to figure out who holds the wall street horcruxes, and they think maybe like...JP Morgan? Republicans counter with a new a stimulus so they can lower the deficit they've never cared about, Harriet Tubman is on the money, and Stacey Abrams is internationally recognized. Let's celebrate Black History Month lifting up Black Americans and getting some equitable coin! Bit, that is. Are Tianna and Sam financial experts by the end of this pod? No! But light up & tune in to find out!

The ladies smoke Modified Grapes, a descendant of Purple Punch and GMO. The indica dominant strain is known to allow relaxation without lack of focus. So we can all relax a little bit knowing 45 is gone, and some changes are swinging! Biden has signed 33 executive orders, including re-entering the Paris Climate Agreements and halting construction on the keystone pipeline. A new congress is in session and minority leader McConnell (say it again!) all of the sudden just lovessss the filibuster.  Jamie Harrison is the new DNC chair, and we hope he pushes for cannabis to be on the agenda. To talk about this, the ladies sit down with Allegra Campbell, who worked on Jamie's senatorial campaign. Allegra is an advocate for alternative medicines like cannabis and CBD, which she discovered while suffering from an autoimmune disease. Her Political Science degree taught her the importance of social equity, which can be directly applied to the cannabis industry and sphere. Will Sam confuse everybody mid interview? Does Tianna think soda is water? Light up & tune in to find out!

2021. Can you believe it? New year, new prez, The ladies smoke Federal Reserve and like Janet Yellen, they're ready to run this shit. The country will celebrate its 59th inauguration by welcoming Daddy Biden, Dr. Jill, and Major to the White House. Yes, an in insurrection took place in our Nation's Capitol and there is an alarming future ahead. But you know, let's celebrate what our vote accomplished. Joe is about to make some changes, the first black senator from Georgia leaves the pulpit for congress, and Kamala will be the breaker of ties.  Would Tianna forgive Sam if she incited an angry mob to overthrow her? Light up & tune in to find out!

Sam's in New Jersey so she ate an edible and got extremely lifted. Tianna joined with some cannabis dipped in hash, rolled in kief1 Boy, are we high. That's because 2020 did us all dirty and we have had it! McConnell continues to weaken the stimulus package, but finally accepts Presiden-elect Biden. The people of parler refuse to believe such lies! Our Kook Of The Week insults our favorite new Dr. but our Queen is a true legend. Will Sam lose track of all space and time on this edible? Will Tianna meet her there?  Let's all forget 2020 for a little bit, together. Light up & tune in!

The ladies smoke Sundae School's Orange Creamsicle. As the baby of Juicy Fruit and Orange Crush, this sativa dominant hybrid is really just a beautiful balance of body and head high. It's a nice feeling to keep you calm when American Democracy is still on the fritz. Biden may be sworn in on January 20th, but a mob with guns may say otherwise. Important Cannibas legislation is on the table, but it may have already been compromised, cause ya know-- politics. Our Kook of The Week defends that crazy drunk lady from Michigan, Rudy's got covid, and Barr might be bailing. A new stimulus bill is being discussed and republicans don't want to foot any bill for the non-millionaires, eat the rich! Will Tianna take a trip to Olympic Village? Will Sam tag along and film? Light up & tune in to find out!

The ladies kick in the holiday season with new strain, Biscotti. Like a slight sugar rush, this strain keeps you up and buzzing. Well, Biden just keeps winning, despite what trump says. Arizona certified their votes with 10,457 more for Biden, and Wisconsin shortly after with a 20,600 margin. There is some talk of what Biden can do in office, and student loans are on the docket! Let's get rid of em! Georgia's run off candidate David Purdue is deemed kook of the week for not paying employees their fare share, while earning millions. Sam is watching the Reagan docu-series, and the parallels to trump are uncanny, Tianna gives us a serotonin drip, and France creeps into a surveillance state. Does Sam deface elephant mating rituals? Will Tianna spend everything Thanksgiving alone in bliss? Light up & tune in to find out!

The ladies smoke Mendo Breath, the well known indica that relaxes your mind and body. We feel a bit relaxed because trump kind of sort of maybe conceded via tweet? Well, in his own terrible way. Just in time for the GSA to drop some funds for the Biden transition. Because Joe was begging. The National Security Council nominations and appointees have been announced, and there are some historic picks. Including the newest cabinet position, Special Presidential Envoy for Climate, starring John Kerry! Maybe that will be a talking point for your Thanksgiving dinner? If so, Tianna has some tips for how to handle your relatives this holiday.  Does Sam have a Thanksgiving exit plan? Will Tianna join parler to troll her dad? Light up & tune in to find out!

The ladies smoke Appalachia, a fairly new strain that makes ya feel good! It provides a whimsical high that keeps you thinking while encouraging your appetite to roam free. We're heading for another hastily planned shutdown, Denmark's prime minister orders a culling of all the country's mink, and Giuliani is trying to end democracy for free. Pastor Raphael Warnock is under attack from the right for being too religious. Yes, you heard right. The party of Amy Crabapple Bootyhole is claiming a democrat is radically religious. But Dolly Parton saunters in to restore some hope in humanity by donating 1 million dollars to coronavirus research with help from another mountain kid. Is Tianna on the hunt for a different kind of advent calendar? Does Sam think Congress should just throw some money at coronavirus?  Light up & tune in to find out!

Well everyone, trump is still saying he ain't gonna leave. Lucky us! Another day, another made up election fraud claim. Republican senatorial candidates echo these claims as they head into the country's next major election. Please, donate to these races In Georgia. Gavin Newsom jaunts to a fancy restaurant with his rich buddies and looks like a big ole asshole. However, trump is putting us all at risk by not aiding in the smooth transition of power while trying to keep Joe in the dark. But President-elect Biden is getting his information from the inside and assembling a cabinet! We need a new Sec. of Energy and Head of the EPA ASAP because trump is trying to sell our vital wilderness to the highest bidder. Will America's Rainforest slowly disappear? Is our Green Daddy here to stay? Does Tianna make a baseless claim without fact checking? Light up & tune in to find out!

Have you ever tried to end a relationship with a narcissist and they just won’t accept it’s over? They continue to gaslight, discredit, manipulate, and lie to you? Then you know exactly what our girl, America, is going through as she tries to get rid of her toxic ex Donnie! Tianna smokes some Super Silver Haze and is joined by community and cannabis activist, Jennifer Tran. They chat about what we can expect before January 20th, if anyone actually regrets voting for trump, and how America can start loving herself again. Did DHS find voter fraud? Is Biden our rebound relationship? Light up & tune in to find out!

It happened. We did it. Biden-Harris 2020!!!! Tianna smokes God's gift and Sam celebrates with a lot of tequila as President Elect Joe Biden and Kamala Harris make history. America showed up for integrity, democracy, and a President who can once again form complete sentences. What a world! Can't forget we elected the first WOMAN OF COLOR TO THE SECOND HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND! Trump's lackeys are too embarrassed to give up so they double down on unfounded voter fraud claims, Georgia enters a run-off, and the only black republican house member leaves said house. Captain Mark Kelly rockets into the senate and a lot of drugs are about to be decriminalized in Oregon.  Did Tianna get the best bday present a girl could ask for? Did Sam throw up in a Walmart bathroom the day the results were announced? Light up & tune in to find out!

Tianna smokes some Blue Diesel, a hybrid cross between Blueberry and NYC Diesel, known to create a pleasant and long lasting body high. Which is just what she needs for this wake & bake election day session. While Sam’s off the grid in Montana, blissfully unaware as the ballot count begins, Tianna is joined by friend and comedian Mav Viola. They soothe their election day jitters and maintain hope as they discuss their predictions on how the day may play out, when we might be able to declare a winner, and how to handle a narcissist. Does trump even want to win? Will Mav ever return Tianna’s DVD? Light up & tune in to find out!

The ladies smoke some True OG, a Southern California grown indica and get relaxed with some tax talk! What exactly is the Biden Tax Plan? They run down some key elements of the plan with the elegance of someone who smoked a bowl. Rally attendees are stuck in the cold for hours and the jury is still out on Opportunity Zones. 45 signs an executive order that continues to rip through the integrity of civil servitude on what may be his way out the door. Was 50 cent right? Will Tianna eat the rich?  Light up & tune in to find out!

The ladies smoke Animal Face, a strain that hits ya like a peppy sativa but finishes with a smooth body high. And we all need a little relaxation, because the election is ONE WEEK AWAY. The atmosphere is surreal, breaths are being held, and the news is stable. Well, except Amy Kumquat Breasticle's confirmation and don't forget about Mitch McConnell's hands. The ladies decided to cover some messy news because you know, it's their show. Aubrey O'Day is spilling the entire kettle but won't show us those receipts, Katniss is kind of a republican, and 50 cent wants to hold onto those quarters. Does Sam have the skin of a demon? Is Tianna literally the only person on earth who hasn't seen Hamilton? Light up & tune in to find out!

The ladies smoke Indica dominant Jelly, a strain with delicious hints of grape and berries that relax and delight. That sounds so lovely after a draining debate. Yep, it was THE FINAL DEBATE! Ever? Maybe, who knows! Was it something America wanted? No. Was it something America maybe needed? Not sure. 45 performed the hits and Joe was getting fired up! The Biden camp finally brought out their charismatic playboy to stump in battleground Pennsylvania and Alabama continues its cherished tradition of voter suppression. There are only TEN DAYS until the election, and it feels unreal. Does Sean Hannity hate general bicycle safety? Did a witch curse Mitch McConnell's hand? Light up & tune in to find out! 

Biden's ahead in three key swing states so the ladies stay cautiously optimistic and have fun with some Blue Cookies. "Marijuana" legalization is Public Question #1 in New Jersey and initiative I-190 in Montana. They seem favored to pass, so here's to a drug legal America! Early voting is high, but the numbers don't quite paint a clear picture. Some voters in Pennsylvania who can't find their mail-ins are forced to vote in person on election day, and we gotta flip that state. Our Queens Of The Week want to save some dolphins and the rise of single use plastic is invading our beaches. We have 13 days until the election, so get out there and vote! Do robot dolphins have vaginas? Will Tianna and Sam ever know a tax "guy?" Light up & tune in to find out! 

Forget about the pandemic that hasn't been handled properly or the 18 million Americans out of work, the republicans gotta get this judge through so she can overturn Roe v. Wade! The ladies smoke Super Jack and discuss some highlights from Amy Candle Buttfart's nomination hearing.  They step back in time for RBG's, and yearn for a world of civility.  Kamala is VP'ing it up, Lady G is sweating buckets (cause he might have covid), and Amy does a great job at saying nothing.  Republicans in California are committing  voter fraud but somehow remain unscathed and 45 thinks Chicago should move. We have 19 days until the election, so please VOTE! Is Sam ready for a cult? Does Tianna need to brush on up cement?  Light up & tune to find out!

Well, 45 has covid. OR DOES HE?! We'll never truly know, but either way it's unfortunately dominating the news cycle. The ladies smoke Lucid Botanicals Presents: African Queen! A wildly satisfying sativa that provided the giggles. In what already feels like old news, the debate wasn't the best example of respect, integrity, and full sentences. The proud boys are standing by, but not in Fred Perry polos any longer. SNL came back with a cold open like no other, our crazy old kook hates when his constituents have access to ballot drop offs, and we have LESS THAN ONE MONTH UNTIL THE ELECTION. Is Sam's favorite show tune a cry for war? Did Tianna actually show restraint in her family group text? Light up & tune to find out! 

As soon as the gavel struck, the New York Times released the anticipated tax returns of one Donald J. Trump. They are surprisingly even worse than the ladies thought, but still very much in character. They smoke Do-Si-Do, chat about just how bad 45 is with his money, and wonder if it will make a difference to voters. Just as we light a candle for Ruth, congressional republicans move ever so swiftly to appoint judge Amy Comey Barret, who is giving everyone Mrs. Waterford vibes. So, we're scared. To whoever thought the republicans wouldn't move for fear of looking like hypocrites, we admire your hope.  We have 36 days until the election, Lady G's senate seat isn't as cemented as once thought, and we're hoping Mark Kelly shoots for the stars in Arizona. Did Tianna and Sam have the same favorite childhood band? Does Nick Cage like to chill with cobras? Light up & Tune in to find out!

California has a bunch of new props on the ballot, so it's time to break them down so you don't have to! Isn't this podcast such a gift? The ladies also smoke Pineapple dream and remember Ruth Bader Ginsburg, may her memory be a blessing. Unfortunately, this means trump can rush in another justice and despite the precedent set by Mitch in 2016, you know they're going to move forward. Bye super majority, hello reversing Roe v. Wade. Which is why elections are important! And we have one in 43 days.  Are Tianna and Sam murderers? Is it very difficult explaining election initiatives while stoned? Light up & Tune in to find out! 

It's Labor Day, a day of rest for some lucky Americans who aren't essential workers. If you're bbqing, keep it outside! Because in case you forgot, Americans are still travel pariahs. Joe Biden hits the trail with some spice, Kayne is still out here wasting everyone's time, and Nancy Pelosi needed a new 'do.  There are 56 days until the election, 45 thinks everyone in an important battleground state should vote twice, an executive order went out about critical race theory, and the number one cop in the land can't comment on laws. Did Tianna delete an entire bit that went on way too long? Is the California heat making Sam's brain bits jumbly? Light up & tune in to find out! 

Sam smokes Fruit Cake and Tianna eats an edible because, she is in The Lone Star State! Can't be caught out there smoking willy nilly in the privacy of your sister's garage. The RND had its turn and boy was it just as frightening to the moral fabric of America as we thought. Gun waivers, every black republican, and a coked out Guilfoyle auditioning for future first lady status were excited to be there. There are 63 days until the election,  45's America is somehow not his fault, Biden is ANTIFA who is going to move MS 13 into the White House, and once again this administration broke the law.  Is Tianna making a run for the border...of New Mexico then Arizona to Cali...? Can Sam go one ep without losing her train of thought? Light up and tune in to find out! 

The ladies smoke some Animal Cookies and sip all this government tea. Because it is PIPING HOT. Bannon is finally arrested for....no one cares they're just happy to hear it. Well, actually he was arrested for committing fraud against the American people trying to build that wall! California is on fire, a Conway wants to emancipate, and the RNC lineup is just as damaging as you could imagine. There are 70 days until the election, Jay Inslee needed more DNC time, and the Crazy Old Kook of The Week may not be so crazy. Is Sam still a closeted Catholic? Did Tianna love being a latchkey kid? Will the ladies quit the pod and travel the country with Macy Grey? Light up and tune in to find out! 

Well, uncle Joe finally picked his running mate and it’s…Kamala!! Okay yeah, everyone knew that was coming. But it's exciting news! The ladies discuss the pick with Geraldine Mae Cueva, the chillanthropist herself. You can find her at The Art & Times Of Chill where she hosts weekly sesh-ins for the cannabis community to discuss important issues facing the industry and America at large. 77 days until the election and 45 wants everyone to know he is going to fuck with its integrity, a Qanon conspiracy theorist is running for congress, and people are really out here trying to write in Bernie on their ballots. Does Geeg throw on her tin foil hat? Will Sam ever be able finish a final thought when she's high? Was baby teen Tianna a truant? Light up and tune in to find out!

America is just trying to do its best...lol no it's not. The ladies sit back with indica dominant Sundae Driver and pod favorite Mimosa to discuss the week's happenings. 85 days until the election, Georgia goes back to school then quarantines its teachers, and our Queen Of The Week sues the NRA. Oh, and according to trump, it's okay to vote by mail now, but only in Florida. Does Wayne Lapierre look like a melty nazi? How many refills does Tianna thinks one bath needs? How many episodes of House Hunters International has Sam exactly watched this quarantine ? Light up and tune in to find out! 

The ladies are back for season 3! You miss them, because they sure missed you!  Protestors are still in the streets begging for justice, the election is 91 days away, and congressmen think it's okay to call their colleagues bitches on the Capitol steps. 45 is waging war against the poor in a not so subtle racist attempt to capture the heart of suburban white ladies once again. To top it all off, apparently the country that never votes is about to commit massive voter fraud! To get some perspective, the ladies sit down with friend of the pod,  Jake Johnson. Jake currently resides in Portland and is attending the protests to document what's happening on the ground. Does congress have an HR department? Do you have demons living inside your fallopian tubes? Light up & tune in to find out!

It's the final episode of season 2! What a season it has been, and the ladies end on race in America. Because the past week has shown us that this country has too long of a way to go to enact change, and we needed to start yesterday. Central Park Karen threatens to ruin (or possibly end) Christian Cooper's life, George Floyd & Ahmaud Arbery rest in power, and negligent police departments kill. Meanwhile, Uncle Joe forgets what soundbites are and Amy Klobuchar needs to be crossed off that potential VP list. Is Christian Cooper literally a gay icon? Is dry bud the new quarantine reality?  Is Sam adopting the state of Florida? Light up & tune in to find out! 

The ladies enter their Q phase 2 in hopes for a glow up, but corona may have other plans. Well guess what? They still gonna try! Tianna smokes some Poundcake while Sam indulges in the always zesty Tangerine Dream. The ladies sit down with Mary Pryor, co-founder of Cannaclusive and CMO of Tonic CBD. They talk conspiracies running amok, self care, and how she is currently dealing with life in New York. Have you made time for your mental health this week? Does Mary have the patience for our crazy old kook of the week (probably not)? Will Tianna ever know the struggles of those who wear glasses (nope)? Light up & tune in to find out!

Day.....100 of the quarantine? What is time. No one knows! But the "re-open" America crowd seems to be short on it! Sam smokes some excellent Quest while Tianna digs into a Highly Political favorite; Wedding cake. They discuss the great bleach debate of 2020, throw shade at a new crazy old kook, and relish Mother's Nature vigor during the time of human social distancing.  Would you fight a bear? Did Tianna dress up like a baby Melanie Griffith in Working Girl for her middle school debate? Does Sam know what money is? Tune in to find out!