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History Homos

History Homos

By Scott Lizard Abrams
Scott and William put aside their continental differences to teach a history lesson to you (and hopefully a guest) each week in their attempt to come to a greater understanding about history, ideology and current affairs while having lots of laughs along the way.
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Ep. 20 - KILLDOZER, Ft. Gabe Teixeira

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Ep. 25 - The Philadelphia Nativist Riots of 1844 ft. Dave Temple
Dave Temple returns to the show to discuss the 1844 Bible Riots in the city that Dave hails from. Scott finds a way to blame it on the Jews. Follow Dave on Twitter  and IG @ImDaveTemple and follow us on Twitter, IG and Parler @HistoryHomosPod. Email us at and follow @scottlizardabrams on IG.  Later, homos.
November 22, 2020
Bonus Ep. 13 - Drug War Stories ft. Jeffrey Katsman
This weeks bonus episode we welcome back one of our favorite guests to discuss our many collective drug experiences. Follow Jeff @JeffreyKatsman on twitter, @JeffKatsman on IG. Email us at, Follow us on Twitter, IG and Parler @HistoryHomosPod and subscribe to our youtube channel for full length episodes now in video. Follow @Scottlizardabrams on IG. Later, homos.
November 19, 2020
Ep. 24 - Scientology ft. Andrew Valentino
This week William and Scott and their new producer Mein Muller welcome comedian and raconteur Andrew Valentino to talk about his time in the notorious cult of Scientology as well as the religion as a whole. We had a good time with this. We'll have Andrew back soon to finish discussing all of the theology of the matter as well. Follow Andrew @VLNTINO on Twitter and @valentinocomedian on IG. Follow us on twitter, parler and IG @historyhomospod and email us at Follow @Scottlizardabrams on IG. Later homos.
November 16, 2020
Ep. 23 - Henry VIII ft. Anthony Zenhauser
This week we welcome Anthony Zenhauser of the Creepy Corner podcast to discuss the most notorious of Kings and the periphery of dudes who hung around him. We also touch on his many ladies. The dude loved the ladies. follow @thecreepfest on twitter and @historyhomospod across social media. follow @anthonyzenhauser and @scottlizardabrams on IG. Later homos.
November 8, 2020
Bonus Ep. 12 - Contrarian Barbarian
This week William and Scott discuss Hunter Biden's member and the World Economic Forum's article Welcome to 2030, I Own Nothing, Have No Privacy and Things Have Never Been Better. Email us at, follow us across social media @HistoryHomosPod and follow @ScottLizardAbrams on IG. Later homos.
November 5, 2020
Ep. 22 - The Assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr.
This week William and Scott discuss the obvious glow-in-the-dark framing of James Earl Ray, an escaped convict who was convicted of killing eminent civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.  We really go in on the feds on this one. Classic. Email us at, follow us across social media @historyhomospod and follow @scottlizardabrams on IG. Later homos.
November 1, 2020
Bonus Ep. 11 - The Kristallnachout Game
Scott flies solo this week because William was sleeping while they were supposed to record the bonus. Hope you enjoy it. I talked about the typical type of stuff we always talk about. Its kinda short but there's a pretty long episode coming out on sunday if it makes you feel better. Email me at if you think it sucks. Follow @historyhomospod across social media and @scottlizardabrams on IG. Later homos.
October 30, 2020
Ep. 21 - "The AIDS Epidemic" ft. Bob Levy
This week Scott and William are thrilled to welcome the legendary comedian "The Reverend" Bob Levy to discuss all manners of gay sex and depravity as they take on the topic of the early 80s AIDS epidemic.  You can find Bob Levy on twitter @levy_sir and email us at You can follow us across social media @historyhomospod and follow @Scottlizardabrams on IG. Later homos.
October 25, 2020
Bonus Ep. 10 - INFOHAZARD
WARNING: This episode contains an infohazard. Listen only if you don't take thought experiments too seriously. This was also a drinking show so some of the details are kinda fuzzy to me. We started by doing an analysis of the film 1917. Let us know at if the drinking show thing was a bad idea. @historyhomospod across social media, @scottlizardabrams on IG. Later, homos.
October 22, 2020
Ep. 20 - KILLDOZER, Ft. Gabe Teixeira
William and Scott welcome back Scott's former cohost from Cinemapocalypse Now, Gabe "Good To His Mother" Teixeira to discuss one of their favorite stories, the 2004 assault on the town of Granby, Colorado by a marginalized welder named Marvin Heemeyer. Marvin created a one-of-a-kind revenge machine out of a Kumatsu bulldozer he named "The MK Tank" to demolish the homes and businesses of the denizens of the town he felt he had been wronged by in a real estate deal. You're not gonna be surprised who's side we took.  Check out Gabe's NEW Podcast, "Sh*t's About 2 Get Spooky at and follow him on IG @CheapGuitarsCheapThrills. Follow us across social media @HistoryHomosPod. You can email us at and you can follow Scott @ScottLizardAbrams on IG. Later, homos.
October 18, 2020
Bonus Ep. 9 - Wile E. Cougar vs. Roadrunner
In this bonus installment Scott and William discuss a number of animal topics to start the show. They also discuss Nephilim corpses and go into a surprisingly in depth conversation about cartoons. Contact us at, follow us @HistoryHomospod across social media and follow @Scottlizardabrams on IG. Later, homos.
October 15, 2020
Ep. 19 The Great Irish Potato Famine, Ft. Colum Tyrrell
This week Scott and William welcome extraordinary comedian (and bona fide Irishman) Colum Tyrrell to discuss the 1844-1850 potato blight that took the lives and displaced more than 25 percent of the population of Ireland and its ramifications on the Irish people.  Check out Colum's Youtube channel at and follow him across social media @ColumTyrrell . Contact us at and follow us across social media @historyhomospod . Follow @scottlizardabrams on instagram. Later, Homos.
October 11, 2020
Bonus Ep. 8 - EconHomos 101
This weeks bonus episode finds William and Scott discussing numerous economics concepts and how they play out in today's hellscape. They also discuss single dog moms and thicc rabbits. Contact us at , follow us @historyhomospod across social media and follow @scottlizardabrams on IG. Later, homos.
October 9, 2020
Ep . 18 - The University of Texas Tower Shooting (1966) Ft. Matt Maran
This week Scott and William welcome extremely talented comedian and brain surgery survivor Matt Maran (@REALMattMaran on social media) to discuss the 1966 University of Texas mass shooting by Charles Whitman, perhaps the first mass shooting of its kind. 11 People died and 36 people were injured.  Check out Matt's roast battle show Comedy Fight Club on the GAS Digital Network and the Who's on First Podcast for your sports needs wherever podcasts are found. @HistoryHomospod across social media and @ScottLizardAbrams on IG. Contact us at . Later, homos
October 4, 2020
Bonus Ep. 7 - Hitler on Drugs, Ft. Jeff Katsman
In this bonus installment William and Scott welcome back friend Jeff Katsman to discuss the state of targeted advertising, the sinister Hebraic origins of England's national dish and amongst many other things, Adolf Hitler's drug regimen. We're still working out the kinks on our new Zoom setup so bear with us on the audio front. Follow @JeffreyKatsman on Twitter, @Historyhomospod across social media and @JeffKatsman and @ScottLizardAbrams on IG. Later, homos.
October 1, 2020
Ep. 17 - The USS Liberty Incident
Scott decides to convert to Islam and declare jihad on Israel and William tries to talk him off the ledge.  This week we discuss the 1967 attack on the US Navy ship USS Liberty by the nefarious Israeli Air Force and Navy. You have to listen to this ep to understand how vile this situation was. @historyhomospod across social media @scottlizardabrams on IG. Later homos
September 27, 2020
Bonus Ep 6. Jim Fixed it for the History Homos
This weeks bonus ep finds William and Scott discussing current events including the new McDonald's Spicy McNuggets and the most recent racial unrest. They also discuss the symbology of the elites, Jimmy Savile and a virtual gf for incels. @historyhomospod across social media and @scottlizardabrams on IG. Later homos.
September 25, 2020
Ep 16 - The Indian "Sepoy" Rebellion of 1857, Ft. Steve Conti
This week we welcome Steve Conti, producer at Compound Media to discuss the perfect "shitstorm" of animal grease, Indian people and imperialism that was the 1857 insurrection of Indian "Sepoy" troops in British Imperial controlled India. We also spent a LOT of time talking about shitting on streets, beaches and train tracks, but we actually ended up doing a pretty good job of summarizing the whole uprising thing while having a good time. Steve is honestly one of the most hilarious people we've ever met, check out his work at and follow him on twitter @SteveContiDAGOD . Contact us at and follow us across social media @HistoryHomosPod and @ScottLizardAbrams ONLY on Instagram. Later, homos.
September 20, 2020
Bonus Ep. 5 - Cecil Rhodes: A Man, a Legacy, a Homo, Ft. Des Latham
Enjoy this exclusive interview all the way from Johnannesburg, South Africa with Des Latham, journalist and host of the Anglo-Boer War Podcast. We discuss the legacy of Cecil Rhodes and his role in the Boer Wars and his impact on South Africa and the world large.  We also discuss Des's many travels and current events. Check out Des's new podcast venture The Battle of Stalingrad Podcast wherever you find podcasts and at Follow @DesLatham on Twitter, @HistoryHomosPod across social media and @ScottLizardAbrams on IG. Contact us at . Later, homos.
September 17, 2020
Ep. 15 - The First Annual Jeff Katsman 9/11 Extravaganza!
This week Scott and William welcome NYC comedian Jeff Katsman to discuss their whereabouts on 9/11 and how their respective faiths had an impact on that. They also wrap about gay Muslim sex rings, adolescent jack off seshing, and dick sizes around the world.  Contact us at and follow us all on twitter @jeffreyKatsman and @historyhomospod. Follow us on Instagram @Jeffkatsman , @historyhomospod and @scottlizardabrams . Later, homos.
September 13, 2020
Bonus Ep. 4 - P A N D E M I C A E S T H E T I C
This week's bonus installment finds our heroes discussing the similarities between COVID-19 and Who's Line is it Anyway? We also discuss the satanic conspiracies behind the Georgia Guidestones and The Smurfs. William lays out his reasoning for not appreciating aesthetics in travel or art before we discuss some of the works of Arthur Schopenhauer. We also touch on omens, the Mulan boycott and where we fall in the 5 stages of pandemic grief. Reach us at, @historyhomospod on twitter and across social media and @ScottLizardAbrams on IG. Later, Homos.
September 11, 2020
Ep. 14 - The Troubles
Scott and William get together once again to discuss hot retarded guy/military dictator boy bands,  how white people be and the 30 year period of sectarian violence centered in Northern Ireland between the majority Catholic population and the politically dominant Ulster Protestant population as well as a look at the political ideas that surround the period. @historyhomospod across social media, @scottlizardabrams on IG
September 6, 2020
Bonus Ep. 3 - Chip Yourself, Fatso
In this installment William and Scott discuss hot retarded guys,  the realities of the socialized healthcare system in  the U.K., climate change and they share some travel stories. They also discuss population control through social engineering and end on a very highbrow scatalogical note. @historyhomospod across social media and @Scottlizardabrams on IG. Later, homos.
September 5, 2020
Ep. 13 - The Hollywood Ten ft. Josh Denny
This week Scott and William welcome comedian Josh Denny, host of Ginormous Food (F) and discuss the broader implications of McCarthyism and Hollywood Blacklisting.  Follow @JoshDenny and @HistoryHomosPod across social media and @ScottLizardAbrams on IG Later, homos.
August 30, 2020
Bonus Ep. 2 - "Round Table" Discussion with Larry Beyah
William and Scott welcome back fan favorite guest comedian Larry Beyah to force him to take The Rhodes Pill. Larry also lays out his theories on the COVID-19 pandemic and its role in the master plan of the New World Order. Check out Larry's show "Letz Get Loud" on youtube (make sure to add the 'z' or you will get Jennifer Lopez) Follow @HistoryHomosPod and @LarryBeyah on twitter and @ScottLizardAbrams and @HeisHysterical on IG. Later, homos.
August 28, 2020
Ep. 12 "The Black Sox Scandal" ft. Daniel "Bobo" Kurlan and Stevie Lew
This week William and Scott welcome "East Side Dave Show" cast members Daniel "Bobo" Kurlan and Stevie Lew to talk about the scandal surrounding the 1919 World Series which was thrown by 8 players on the Chicago White Sox and members of the Jewish Mafia. Bobo and Stevie can be seen in the latest release from the Troma film company #Shakespeareshitstorm which can be found at @bobo103NYC @stevielewcomdey @historyhomospod across social media @scottlizardabrams on IG. Later homos.
August 23, 2020
Bonus Ep. 1 - The Rhodes Pill
In this first weekly BONUS Episode, Scott and William delve into a number of topics including the overmedicalization of society, bourgeois poor people tourism TV, Beethoven the dog, and scientism. Finally we ask you, the listener, to take the Rhodes Pill with us and forever change the way you look at history and current day politics in the Empire of Rhodesia (which you may or may not realize you live in NOW). @historyhomospod on twitter and across social media and @Scottlizardabrams on Instagram. Later homos.
August 20, 2020
Ep. 11 The Boer Wars
This week we discuss the broader implications of central banking on a small group of religious outsiders in the south of Africa. Also it's pretty funny and we talk about some smart ideology type shit. Later homos @historyhomospod across social media plus @scottlizardabrams on ig. 
August 16, 2020
Ep .10 The Roman-Gallic Wars Ft. Bobby Tamburro
This week William and Scott welcome great friend Bobby Tamburro, comic and producer at Compound Media. We discuss Caesar's campaigns in Gaul as well as Santa Claus, wooden spoons and gay sex. Honestly one of my favorite eps so far (Scott speaking). Later Homos @historyhomospod across social media @bobbytamburro and @scottlizardabrams on instagram
August 9, 2020
Ep. 9 The Unabomber
This week William and Scott discuss the words and actions of Theodore J. Kaczynski, aka the UNABOMBER. He had a lot of intelligent stuff to say. Thats all I'll say. @Historyhomospod across all social media and @scottlizardabrams on instagram. Later homos.
August 2, 2020
Ep 8. Blackbeard the Pirate (Ft. Robbie Goodwin)
This week William and Scott welcome amazing impressionist and comedian Robbie Goodwin to talk about Eugene Levy raping kids, Neil "Smoke" Degrasse Tyson and how getting a call from Anthony Cumia is rock bottom for some and a good omen for others. We also discuss the notorious folklore symbol Edward "Blackbeard" Teach (Thatch?) and generally yuk it up. @robbiegoodwin and @historyhomospod across social media. Also catch @scottlizardabrams on instagram. Later homos.
July 26, 2020
Ep 7. Operation Chastise - The Dambusters Raid
This week Scott and William discuss the RAF 617 Squadron's daring 1943 raid on the Ruhr Valley in hostile Nazi Germany. They also discuss a dog with a dubious name, kids choking,  the Terry Schaivo/Patton Oswalt connection and how we think that teachers should be the focal point of the post-COVID economy (gag). @historyhomospod across all platforms @ScottLizardAbrams on instagram. Later, Homos.
July 19, 2020
Ep 6. The Gulf of Tonkin Incident, ft. Dave Temple and Marshal
This week we welcome back two old friends: comedian Dave Temple, host of the weekly show Unpopular Opinions as well as noted scholar Marshal. We discuss Alex Jones's favorite topic, the Gulf of Tonkin incident in addition to simps, hairless cats and the country of Thailand. Marshal defends the military HARDCORE. Lots of laughs. Sorry for the audio this week, we had technical difficulties. @iamdavetemple @scottlizardabrams @historyhomospod WWW. Later Homos.
July 12, 2020
Ep 5. The Siege of Ruby Ridge
This week William and Scott get very fired up about the 1992 assault on the property of Randy Weaver in remote northern Idaho by US Federal Marshals that resulted in the death of his wife and 14 year old son. They also discuss tangential yet related topics including ZOG, air conditioning and the current state of anarcho-tyranny that we find ourselves in today. The documentary referenced by William during this episode can be found at
July 5, 2020
Ep 4. The Flight of the Enola Gay ft. Larry Beyah
We tried to talk about the bombing of Hiroshima this week but we ended up getting sidetracked by the extremely charming persona of our guest, Larry Beyah and spent the entire episode discussing our favorite conspiracies including 9/11 and the JFK assassination. One for the record books in terms of loffs. Later homos, I'm going on vacation!!!!
June 28, 2020
Ep. 3 The '92 L.A. Riots ft. Gabe Teixeira
This week we discuss the '92 Los Angeles race riots centered around the acquittal of 4 cops in connection with the beating of Rodney King in 1991.  We Also discuss current events in context with this historical event. @cheapguitarscheapthrills , @scottlizardabrams , and @historyhomospod on instagram.
June 21, 2020
Ep. 2 The Plague Village of Eyam
This week Scott and William discuss the 1665 Bubonic Plague outbreak in the Derbyshire village of Eyam in England while connecting the episode to today's coronavirus hysteria. We also discuss Scott's run in with a nuisance of orthodox jews, how the Church of England sucks nowadays, rhyming slang and the independent music scene of the 80"s. We also make the connection between Mussolini and syphilis.
June 13, 2020
Ep. 1 : The Battle of Athens (1946) Ft. Pat Dixon
Scott and William welcome Pat Dixon, Tennessee native, to the show to discuss the armed insurrection against a corrupt police regime in McMinn County, TN in 1946. Echoes of today are connected to the story we tell and we also argue about Israel. @historyhomospod on twitter and instagram Check out Pat Dixon's show "NYC Crime Report" and "2 Woke  2 Fuck" wherever podcasts are found and "Crime Report" and "TBD" on . . . . .@scottlizardabrams on instagram
June 6, 2020
PILOT: The War of 1812
Scott and William discuss a little tiff between their countries in the early 1800s. They also discuss the idea of national identity and where it has gone lately. @scottlizardabrams on instagram. @HistoryHomosPod on Twitter Email us at Later, homos.
May 31, 2020