Ladies and Gentlemen, the Holy Schlodcast
By Holy Schleg
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Holy SchlodcastMar 28, 2024
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Ep 56 - Pedaling Back
Resistors? Capacitors? Diodes? What are they? We don't know and now you don't either!
Mar 28, 202457:20
Ep 55 - Lichen or not, we're back!
What a year. My God.
Sep 19, 202156:00
Ep 54 - Keeping it Light!
You are now entering a politics-free, POSITIVITY ZONE!
Apr 20, 202053:45
Ep 53 - SCHLOVID-19
Emergency re-commissioning of the Good Ship Holy Scheg!
Apr 13, 202053:30
Ep 52 - The Good Gar is in the Travelodge
Gar Skypes in from Vegas on the shittiest WiFi west of the Mississipp! Also, he thinks he's hanging out in a hotel called NoMad, when really that's just a restaurant in the Park MGM. He's an idiot!
Mar 12, 201930:03
Ep 51 - Glued to Go
Slick Rick strikes again!
Jan 18, 201939:42
Ep 50 - How-ya-lose-ya Last Few Listeners!
Learn literally one thing about electricity!
Happy Holy Schlays from the Holy Shlodbois. See you next year!
Happy Holy Schlays from the Holy Shlodbois. See you next year!
Dec 23, 201856:58
Ep 49 - Long Time No Peace and/or Love
3 weeks in post and we still left in Gar's casual racism. Sorry about everything!
Nov 15, 201849:00
Ep 48 - Gaw's Not Dead
Season three of the Schlodcast is playing it pretty loose! Let's just keep it going!
Aug 29, 201842:10
Ep 47 - Schlegging the Question
Holy shit! It's been three months! Let's catch up with "the guys"!
Aug 15, 201850:28
Ep 46 - Hairy Groomin'
To what lengths will one go to present one's self in an acceptable way? Let's talk about it.
May 15, 201843:33
Ep 45 - Been Through the Desert in a Lyft with no Aux
Take a trip with us to the City of Sin... It's Vegas Baby!
May 05, 201848:15
Ep 44 - Frank Si-NOT-Really Worth Your Time!
19 minutes of musical insanity, then we get down to business and chat about Ol' Blue Eyes.
Mar 14, 201856:30
Ep 43 - Gar-O-Schline
Classical gas!
Feb 23, 201850:38
Ep 42 - A Fruity Schlotpourri
Gar gets the giggles as we settle in for an impromptu chat that ended up circling back to different fruits! Intrigued yet?!
Jan 20, 201846:58
Ep 41 - Tube of Kyngs
WHAT'S UP 2018?! We got it all in this episode, we got tribes, we got kyngs, we got tubes, we got dreams. Hold on to any all body parts, because HERE WE GO!!!
Jan 09, 201846:40
Ep 40 - Premature Eructation
Misophonia alert! We're talkin' burps!
Nov 15, 201745:11
Ep 39 - Scarry, Scarry Night
We're talking about scar tissue, specifically the kind we wish you saw.
P.S. In classic Holy Schleg fashion, we say collagen all of the times we meant to say keratin. We're bad at this.
P.S. In classic Holy Schleg fashion, we say collagen all of the times we meant to say keratin. We're bad at this.
Oct 30, 201759:20
Ep 38 - The Year in Schleg
It's been a year, and what a year?! Time for a sentimental voyage!
Oct 15, 201701:00:02
Ep 37 - Newly Jacked Swing
Remember the 90s?
Warning: Intro contains many references to the dark arts.
Warning: Intro contains many references to the dark arts.
Sep 12, 201751:45
Ep 36 - For Cold Times' Sake
We try, desperately, to explain how air conditioning works. Who knew it could be so complicated?
Aug 22, 201748:21
Ep 35 - Ketchup on a Utah Birthday
Buckle up, we're headed down a horrible highway featuring some shithead from Youtube!
Aug 08, 201739:14
Ep 34 - Terrornthood
Ryan had a baby! It's terrifying!!!
Ryen got a bike! It's significantly less terrifying!
Ryen got a bike! It's significantly less terrifying!
Jul 18, 201740:13
Ep 33 - Wherein We Talk About Stuff
As we all hurtle towards oblivion, enjoy the soothing sounds of Holy Schleg.
Jun 27, 201740:03
Ep 32 - Joe-Tisserie
Another good friend stops by to chat! How will Ryan respond?! Only time will tell!
Also, our recording setup makes it sound like we're talking from beyond the grave!
Also, our recording setup makes it sound like we're talking from beyond the grave!
Jun 13, 201754:28
Ep 31 - Up Short's Creek with the Holy Word for a Paddle
Sabertooths, aphids and Hawaiians, oh my!
Jun 05, 201752:20
Ep 30 - Fart Lauderdale AKA the Back from the Dead Episode
Schlegel schlegales us with schales of his schlip to FLO-RIDA!!!
May 29, 201741:48
Ep 29 - Nineteen Eighties One and Five
Let's get a little historical context, shall we? How cray was it back when we were born? Let's find out!
Apr 24, 201754:27
Ep 28 - Put That Buzz in the Bin!
Remember Buzz Bin Volume 1? Well take a musical trip down memory line as the Shitheads® discuss each track!
Apr 19, 201701:04:17
Ep 27 - Detroit Pt. 2 (Closed for the Season!)
Schlegel regales us with tales of his trip to Detroit! Holyoak slowly descends into complete intoxication and mental failure.
Apr 11, 201740:52
Ep 26 - Detroit Pt. 1 (Rosabelle, Believin'!)
Before Schlegel tours the great state of Michigan, Holy Schleg discuss, amongst other things, the norths and souths of Detroit!
(Sorry PodBean has bombarded with you old episodes!)
(Sorry PodBean has bombarded with you old episodes!)
Mar 31, 201751:43
Ep 25 - Revenge of the Photosynth
Recorded on the first day of spring, let's learn a thing or two about PLANTS!!!
Mar 23, 201742:45
Ep 24 - Hey Pelli, Don't You Know I'm Koko?
Delving into one of the signature cultural appropriations of the Southwestern U.S., the Kokopelli (with bonus deleted scenes!).
Mar 21, 201738:55
Ep 23 - You Can't Predict It: The Twister Episode
Take a drunken trip down Memory Lane with one of Schlegel's favorite movies starring the late, great Bill Paxton.
Mar 02, 201743:29
Ep 22 - Beer and Bloating in Las Schlegas
Not live from the Strip, but the next best thing! Talking about the Strip!
Also, we give all 50 states new mottos!
Also, we give all 50 states new mottos!
Feb 23, 201758:05
Ep 21 - Ketchin' Up with Your Valentines
We had an idea of what we were going to do, but then we just did whatever!
Trigger Warning: Harmonicas
Trigger Warning: Harmonicas
Feb 14, 201748:34
Ep 20 - Bleak Hellscape Edition
We had to get DRUNK AF for this one... we're talking about our president, Donald J. Trump with bonus footage from election night.
Feb 08, 201701:10:44
Ep 19 - Schluper Hole
So timely! A Super Bowl episode!
Feb 07, 201748:08
Ep 18 - War and Peace
Wherein we gild a lily and then cry 'havoc!' and let slip the camels of war.
Jan 24, 201756:06
Ep 17 - Schladenfreude (the True Crime episode)
Our first podcast via skype! And we are hopping on the True Crime bandwagon!
P.S. Richard Thomas! That's the guy with the mole!
P.S. Richard Thomas! That's the guy with the mole!
Jan 19, 201701:02:59
Ep 16 - The Year of the Köbes
Where the hell have we been? Learning about the most important profession in the world... the Köbes.
Jan 10, 201740:45
Ep 15 - Schletting to Know You
It's been ages, so let's catch up with one another. Learn about R + R Chuckle Factory with 24 questions we ripped off from some blogger whose name is definitely NOT Gloria, but that doesn't stop us from calling her that over and over and over.
Dec 15, 201653:03
Ep 14 - Catz, the Meowre You Know
NEW THEME MUSIC FROM DOCTOR JOSH!!!
Also an episode ostensibly about cats, but mostly about other things!
Also an episode ostensibly about cats, but mostly about other things!
Dec 02, 201654:31
Ep 13 - Beans & Franksgiving: Peenads, Vangas, and Panuses
We are joined by our first and very special guest, Dr. Josh! A (maybe) real life doctor helps explain the mysteries of the human body to two baffled man-children.
Trigger warning: misophonia
Trigger warning: misophonia
Nov 24, 201601:04:37
Ep 12 - Free Use Ex Machina / The Music Episode
Trying something new on this one, which in a perfect world, will blow your minds... musically.
Nov 22, 201655:06
Ep 11 - Back to Basics
A back to basics episode featuring the Macanese People, CAFFEINE, and a little bit of the devil for good measure.
Nov 17, 201641:57
1st Dispatch from the Holy Schleg Redoubt
Quick word to let you know, that although all is lost, we're still clinging on and will have more info soon.
Trigger warning: loud af music (RIP headphone users)
Trigger warning: loud af music (RIP headphone users)
Nov 10, 201603:05
Ep 10 - Coldz?
We talk to you all about colds and flus, more or less. Well, less. Trigger warning: hiccoughs.
Nov 04, 201634:32
Ep 9 - Spook Central
All things spooky for a special Halloween episode. Also, we'll hear about Schlegel's origin story. Or will we?
Oct 31, 201634:36
Ep 8 - Del Taco/Cockchafer
Our first double feature! A little Del Taco, a little Cockchafer! A match made in heaven!
Oct 27, 201638:02