The Movie Hoppers

We are going back and doing 1 min. mini re-reviews of every movie we have seen over these 99 episodes! For each movie, there'll be 30 secs. for me to talk, and 30 secs. for the guest to talk. In those 30 secs. we reevaluate how we feel about the movie, and how it's held up. Note that none of these reviews are spoiler-free, so if there's a movie on here that you haven't seen yet and you want to see it, I would suggest skipping ahead a minute and 10 seconds. So, is The Movie Hoppers is still going strong at 100 or if they should just shrivel up and die? Find out on this nearly 2 hour episode of...... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!

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Timestamps:

Intro 0:00

John Wick 3 (K) 0:52

Booksmart (K) 1:56

Brightburn (K) 3:04

Aladdin (K) 4:18

Ma (K) 5:29

Dark Phoenix (tccasanova) 6:34

Secret Life of Pets 2 (K) 7:37

Men in Black International (K) 8:42

Dead Don't Die (K) 9:49

Shaft (K) 10:53

Late Night (Nick) 11:59

Toy Story 4 (K) 13:01

Child's Play  (Lilly) 14:13

Annabelle Comes Home (K) 15:18

Yesterday (Alex C.) 16:23

Spider-Man Far From Home (K) 17:27

Crawl (K) 18:32

Midsommar (Nick) 19:36

Queen's Corgi (K) 20:42

Stuber (K) 21:50

Lion King (Lilly) 22:57

Once Upon a Time In Hollywood (K) 24:02

Hobbs & Shaw (K) 25:07

Dora (Nick) 26:12

Scary Stories (K) 27:12

Good Boys (Nick) 28:17

Ready or Not (N) 29:23

Peanut Butter Falcon (K) 30:26

Angel Has Fallen (K) 31:31

Blinded by the Light (K) 32:34

The Fanatic (K) 33:42

It 2 (K) 34:45

K-12 (K) 35:51

Hustlers (K) 36:57

Downton Abbey (K) 38:06

Ad Astra (Nick) 39:14

Judy (K) 40:20

Joker (K) 41:28

Gemini Man (K) 42:34

Zombieland 2 (Alex C.) 43:40

Lighthouse (K) 44:48

Harriet (K) 45:52

Midway (K) 47:01

JoJo Rabbit (N) 48:06

Charlie's Angels (K) 49:10

Frozen 2 (K) 50:14

Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (K) 51:18

No Safe Spaces (N) 52:24

Intermission 53:32

Playmobil Movie (K) 54:32

Jumanji Next Level (K) 55:38

Star Wars Rise of Skywalker (K) 56:50

Bombshell (Emme) 57:54

Cats (Emme) 58:57

Spies in Disguise (K) 1:00:01

Little Women (K) 1:01:08

2019 Retrospective (K) 1:02:13

Dolittle (K) 1:03:21

Gretel and Hansel (K) 1:04:30

Sonic (Nick) 1:05:36

Impractical Jokers (Aiyanna) 1:06:32

Onward (Aiyanna) 1:07:29

I Still Believe (Aiyanna) 1:08:30

Trolls World Tour (A) 1:09:31

TFW NO GF (K) 1:10:32

Seinfeld 23 Hours to Kill (A) 1:11:38

Scoob (A) 1:12:37

Movie Hoppers First Year Retrospective (K) 1:13:38

Lovebirds (A) 1:14:54

Artemis fowl (A) 1:15:54

Da 5 Bloods (K) 1:16:56

King of Staten Island (A) 1:18:13

Irresistible (K) 1:19:14

My Spy (A) 1:20:24

Hamilton (A) 1:21:26

American Pickle (K) 1:22:27

Spree (K) 1:23:36

Unhinged (A) 1:24:46

Words on Bathroom Walls (A) 1:25:47

New Mutants (A) 1:26:49

David Copperfield (K) 1:27:50

Bill & Ted Face The Music (K) 1:28:56

Tenet (A) 1:30:02

Mulan (Molethu) 1:31:03

Broken Hearts Gallery (Tccasanova) 1:32:09

Feels Good Man (K) 1:33:18

Break the Silence (A) 1:34:37

Infidel (A) 1:35:38

War with Grandpa (A) 01:36:47

Honest Thief (A) 1:37:47

Borat 2 (K) 1:38:49

Come Play (A) 1:39:55

Sponge on the Run (A) 1:40:55

Freaky (A) 1:41:56

The Climb (A) 1:42:57

Vanguard (K) 1:43:59

Croods 2 (A) 1:45:05

Zappa (K) 1:46:06

Soul (Molethu) 1:47:11

WW84 (K) 1:48:17

Outro 1:49:27

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SPOILER FREE UNTIL 21:32

Warner Brothers decided to skip Wonder Woman 2-1983 and go right to Wonder Woman 1984. That doesn't scare The Movie Hoppers though, no sir. WW84 is a case of a movie that started out with critical praise across the board only for the rating to drop like a rock the moment the review embargo lifted. Couple that with bad word of mouth and we should have a guaranteed stinker on our hands, which is exactly why you should watch this review before paying for an HBO Max subscription or wasting valuable bandwidth pirating this 2 1/2 hour movie. I usually say something about the plot here, but it's complicated so you're just going to have to watch the episode I guess. Is Wonder Woman 1984 an instant classic or is the word on the street true? Find out on this wonderful episode of........ THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!

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Starring:

Gal Gadot

Chris Pine

Kristen Wiig

Pedro Pascal

Robin Wright

Connie Nielsen

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Spoiler free until otherwise specified. Alex Winter directs in this Alex Winter produced and Alex Winter written documentary about Frank Zappa. Directed by Alex Winter, Alex Winter attempts to capture all of Frank Zappa's life in a 2 hour documentary. If you know anything about Frank Zappa, you know that's no small feat, but hopefully Alex Winter pulls through in this Alex Winter directed documentary. That's why you have the Movie Hoppers, to sort the good from the shit. So what is it going to be? Is Zappa a good Alex Winter movie or a bad Alex Winter movie? Find out on this exciting episode of....... ALEX WINTER!!!!!!

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Starring:

Frank Zappa

Alex Winter

Alex Winter

Alex Winter

Alex Winter

Alex Winter

Alex Winter

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SPOILER-FREE KINDA (READ DESC.) Remember The Croods? No? Maybe? That's okay, the first movie came out back in 2013. Honestly, if you do remember The Croods, you've probably aged out of the target demographic, which makes this movie very interesting. I'm getting ahead of myself, The Croods: A New Age is the first big theatrically released animated movie since COVID. It follows the Croods as they met the Bettermen and a culture class ensues. Much like the clash that happens in this episode. I know this is pretty long for a video about The Croods 2, but there was some heated debate going on. Anyway, is The Croods 2 the perfect Thanksgiving flick or should you be thankful that you listened to this review? Find out on this exciting episode of....... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!

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Starring:

Nicolas Cage

Emma Stone

Ryan Reynolds

Peter Dinklage

Leslie Mann

Kelly Marie Tran

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SPOILER-FREE KINDA (READ DESC.) Jackie Chan is still making movies for whatever reason, and someone has to watch them, so I guess that has to be us. Vanguard is a Chinese film about a private security agency that does private security agency things like securing people privately. There's a lot of action, like a lot a lot of action, but is any of it good? Well the critics don't seem to be a fan but what do they know? Trust the anti-critics, trust the Movie Hoppers! (I'm not sure if any of this makes sense, I'm writing this at 6:30am so I'm still asleep). Anyway, should you get in your van and see Vanguard or should you protect yourself from it at all costs? Find out on this episode of......... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!!

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Starring:

Jackie Chan

Ai Lun

Yang Yang

Miya Muqi

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ALL MOVIE HOPPERS EPISODES ARE SPOILER FREE UNTIL THE DESIGNATED SPOILER-TALK SECTION

I've been waiting for this one, and it's finally out. Yeah I know, a movie that Joe actually wanted to watch, this movie must suck! Aiyanna on the other hand....... Anyway, The Climb is an indie comedy about two friends who cannot get along for various reasons. I know that's vague, but you really can't say anything more about it without really digging in which is what this episode is for. Is The Climb worth the trek to the theater or should you just stay at home? Find out on this episode of.......... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!

And yes, there is an audio glitch about midway through the episode. It was more trouble than it was worth to fix it, just know it's not a you thing.

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Starring:

Kyle Marvin

Michael Angelo Covino

Gayle Rankin

Talia Balsam

George Wendt

Judith Godrèche

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Blumhouse is at it again with a new R-rated horror-comedy! Freaky is a horror remake/parody/something of Freaky Friday (which Freaky Friday? I have no clue). Vince Vaughn (bad guy) body swaps with a teenage girl and the girl has to redo it within 24 hours. Okay, yeah, the 24 hour thing is pretty generic, but hey, Vince Vaugh plays a teenage girl, that has to be worth something. Also, the movie comes from the director of Happy Death Day, which has basically the same concept (remaking a beloved comedy as a horror-comedy) and I really liked Happy Death Day. Everything is shaping up for this movie, but that doesn't necessary mean it's good. We'll see. Is Freaky just as good as the original or is it proof that Friday the 13th is bad luck? Find out on this freaky episode of........ THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!!

Oh yeah and I forgot to mention we saw it in Dolby. The Dolby effect was pretty good.

Starring:

Vince Vaughn

Kathryn Newton

Katie Finneran

Celeste O'Connor

Misha Osherovich

Alan Ruck

(Source: Wikipedia)

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Everybody loves Spongebob (well almost everybody), which is why there is so much Spongebob media out there. Video games, shirts, toys, and now, three movies. Sponge on the Run is the third Spongebob movie, and the first to be animated entirely in CG. We all have our own opinions about that little change, but what really matters is the story. Well..... it's lifted from a special that released 15 years ago. Scratch that, what really matters is how fun it is! It's Spongebob, it has to be fun, right? Right? We'll see. Is The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run absorbent and yellow and porous, or is it just annoying? Find out on this episode of............ THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!

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Starring:

Tom Kenny

Awkwafina

Clancy Brown

Rodger Bumpass

Bill Fagerbakke

Mr. Lawrence

Jill Talley

Carolyn Lawrence

Matt Berry

Reggie Watts

(Source: Wikipedia)

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Would it be Halloween without a PG-13 horror movie in theaters? I think not! Come Play is about an autistic boy with a demon in his iPad and of course, antics ensue. There's not much to summarize about this one, it's a PG-13 horror movie, you can't go in expecting a great story. There's still things to talk about but..... just watch the damn episode. Is Come Play scary good or should you play else ware?  Find out on this spoooooooky episode of....... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!

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Oh yeah and the kids actors were good, forgot to talk about that. The adults were meh.

Starring: 

Gillian Jacobs

John Gallagher Jr.

Azhy Robertson

Winslow Fegley

(Source: Wikipedia)

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If you asked anyone last year if there would ever be a Borat sequel, they'd call you crazy for even asking. Hell, if you asked anyone three months ago if there would ever be a Borat sequel they'd call you crazy for even asking, but here we all. Borat is one of my favorite movies of all time, a bonafide classic if you ask me. Needless to say, Subsequent Moviefilm has a lot to live up to, but I'm going in optimistic none-the-less. This time, Borat is going around America trying to give his daughter away to prominent political leaders, which seems like the perfect plot for a Borat movie. "Plot" isn't what Borat is about though, so it'll have to do more than that to win us over. Is Borat Subsequent Moviefilm very nice or is it NOT? Find out on this exciting episode of.......... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!

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Starring:

Sacha Baron Cohen

Maria Bakalova

(Source: Wikipedia)

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Yep, another thriller hit theaters this weekend. But hey Liam Nesson is in this one so that's good... maybe. Honest Thief is about a bank robber who has to confront his past to help improve his future. He tires to go to the cops and turn himself in but of course, antics ensue. Corruption, a girlfriend, a ton of money, you know the drill. Just because the concept of a movie is generic doesn't make it bad though so you know, watch the review. Is Honest Thief honestly a good movie or does it just steal your time? Find out on this exciting episode of...... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!

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Starring:

Liam Neeson

Kate Walsh

Robert Patrick

Anthony Ramos

Jeffrey Donovan

Jai Courtney

(Source: Wikipedia)

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Alright Tenet, play time's over, the big boys are coming out. The War with Grandpa is an adaptation of a kids book that was supposed to come out in 2018, then it got pushed, then Weinstein happened, so we're getting it now. It's a family comedy about a heated battle between a grandpa and his grandson over a room. As one might suspect from this description alone, there is a lot of slapstick comedy. This usually isn't a good sign, but with names like Robert De Niro and Uma Thurman, maybe it'll be okay? Alright, I understand if you're pessimistic about this one, but weirder things have happened. Is The War with Grandpa a film worth fighting for or is it just more kid-friendly junk? Find out on this exciting episode of....... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!

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Starring:

Robert De Niro

Uma Thurman

Rob Riggle

Oakes Fegley

Laura Marano

Cheech Marin

Jane Seymour

Christopher Walken

(Source: Wikipedia)

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No, this isn't the 2010 Jewish comedy, it's the 2020 Christian thriller. D'Souza produced this movie, which should tell you everything you need to know, but this is no documentary. Actually, this is a lot different then you might imagine a Christian film to be. Of course, that doesn't automatically mean it's good, but that's not exactly a bad thing. I know I'm beating around the bush here, but if I told you what I think, you wouldn't watch the episode! Anyway, is Infidel a solid thriller or is it a disgrace to film? Find out on this exciting episode of.......... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!!

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Starring:

Jim Caviezel

Claudia Karvan

Hal Ozsan

Stelio Savante

Aly Kassem

Bijan Daneshmand

Isabelle Adriani

(Source: Wikipedia)

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BTS is the most popular KPOP group out there, so it's no surprise that they have a movie. Actually, this is their third movie (that is surprising) and it cornicles the Love Yourself World Tour. Yep, most groups would put their tour movie on DVD, but BTS put it in theaters, three times. That should mean we get a top of the line experience that really makes you feel like you're there, but just because we should get something, doesn't mean we do. Luckily, there's the Movie Hoppers, we have a KPOP mega-fan (we literally shot this in a room full of BTS and GOT-7 merch) and someone who has heard of BTS before! Is Break The Silence: The Movie worth the $18 admission price (oh yeah, it's $18, not A-list compatible) or is should it have been uploaded to YouTube? Find out on this episode of....... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!! 

Starring:

RM

Jin

Suga

J-Hope

Jimin

V

Jungkook

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The story of Pepe the meme frog is one with laughs, cries, hope, desperation, life, death, and I am not even joking. In this internet obsessed world, can we really be surprised that such a basic thing like a picture of a cartoon frog would warrant a documentary? Feels Good Man is a documentary about the Pepe meme, its creator and its impact on the world. If you are reminded of "The Feels When No GF" then you are not alone, but is Feels Good Man different enough to not feel derivative? Could it possibly be better? I do not know, I guess you'll have to watch the episode to find out. Is Feels Good Man a laughing stock or does it prove the Pepe is no laughing matter? Find out on this episode of........... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!

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Starring:

Matt Furie

(Source: Wikipedia)

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The new Mulan movie has finally dropped on Disney Plus for $29.99! Yep! The house of the mouse has once again lowered the bar by making you pay for a movie on a streaming service you have to pay for. Of course, with such... confidence, this movie must be good, right? Well, Mulan is more of an adaptation of the poem then the original animated film. That really sets it apart from the other Disney remakes, but just because a change sounds good on paper, doesn't mean it's good in practice, especially with movies. That's why you have your pals over at The Movie Hoppers! Is Mulan worth $30 or is it not even worth your time? Find out on this episode of....... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!

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Starring:

Yifei Liu

Donnie Yen

Tzi Ma

Jason Scott Lee

Yoson An

Ron Yuan

Gong Li

Jet Li

(Source: Wikipedia)

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The movie that is supposed to open the theaters is finally out! Tenet is the new Christopher Nolan film about... uh... time travel. I'm not going to lie, I didn't really understand the mechanics of the film from the trailer, but hey, that's what the actual movie is for! Yep I saw it and yep I understood it! I say "I" because not everyone on the show today had a perfect understanding of the film. But hey, that should make for a pretty good episode. Anyway, is Tenet proof that movie theaters are back or should they just close down again? Find out on this episode of..... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!! Also we saw it in IMAX, so that's pretty cool.

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Starring: 

John David Washington (Opps, my bad)

Robert Pattinson

Elizabeth Debicki

Dimple Kapadia

Michael Caine

Kenneth Branagh

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It's been a pretty bogus year for us all, which makes the timing of this new Bill and Ted movie most excellent. Bill and Ted Face the Music is the third film in the Bill and Ted franchise, releasing 29 years after the second film. Bogus Journey divided the fan base, but hopefully this one can unite the world. It can go either way though, might be good, might be bad, you'll have to watch the review. Is Bill and Ted an excellent adventure or a bogus journey? Find out on this episode of...... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!

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Starring:

Keanu Reeves

Alex Winter

Kristen Schaal

Samara Weaving

Brigette Lundy-Paine

Anthony Carrigan

Erinn Hayes

Jayma Mays

Holland Taylor

Kid Cudi

William Sadler

Jillian Bell

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No! It's not about the magician! It's about a Charles Dickens book! Sorry to disappoint, just wanted to get that out of the way. Anyway, The Personal History of David Copperfield is about David Copperfield (go figure). It's basically a bunch of short stories, but at the same time, it kind of isn't? It's hard to explain here, and even if I could, I wouldn't, because then you wouldn't watch the review. Is The Personal History of David Copperfield one for the history books or is it something you would want to forget? Find out on this episode of....... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!

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Starring:

Dev Patel

Aneurin Barnard

Peter Capaldi

Morfydd Clark

Daisy May Cooper

Rosalind Eleazar

Hugh Laurie

Tilda Swinton

Ben Whishaw

Paul Whitehouse

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Yes! It is finally out! The curse is broken, The New Mutants has finally released in theaters! Of course, it wasn't screened for critics, which isn't a good sign, but who cares about signs? The New Mutants is out, baby! The New Mutants is an X-Men spin-off about a bunch of dysfunctional young mutants who are in a "hospital" or something. Who cares about the plot though? It actually released, that's all that matters. Of course, a movies needs to do more than just show up for it to be good. Is The New Mutants a new standard for X-Men movies or should it be put down? Find out on this episode of...... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!

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Starring:

Maisie Williams

Anya Taylor-Joy

Charlie Heaton

Alice Braga

Blu Hunt

Henry Zaga

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Of course, the theaters couldn't even be open a day without a PG-13 romantic comedy being introduced. Words on Bathroom walls is about a guy with schizophrenia just trying to be a normal high schooler. He, of course, meets a girl and that changes things somewhat. I would say "and that changes everything" but that doesn't actually happen here. It's not what either of us expected from the trailer, but does that mean it's good? We'll see. Is Words on Bathroom Walls the reason you should go back to theaters or is it the reason you should stay far away? Find out on this episode of...... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!

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Starring:

Charlie Plummer

Andy García

Taylor Russell

AnnaSophia Robb

Beth Grant

Molly Parker

Walton Goggins

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The movies are open again, and what do we get? A Russell Crowe movie! Yay? Unhinged is about Russell Crowe in a car. Russell Crowe then gets mad. That's basically the plot of the whole movie. Just because it has a simple plot doesn't mean it's bad of course, simple plots can be a good thing for a movie. Whether that is the case here, well, see for yourself. Is Unhinged a theatrical masterpiece or should it have been sent to PVOD? Find out on this episode of....... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!

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Starring:

Russell Crowe

Caren Pistorius

Gabriel Bateman

Jimmi Simpson

Austin P. McKenzie

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Hop in boys, we're going on a spree, a killing spree! Spree is about an Uber (it's basically Uber) driver who kills people for views. This is not unlike The Movie Hoppers who subjects themselves to the worst films ever made! Anyway, yeah, killing spree, antics ensue, yadda yadda yadda, we've seen it before, but that doesn't mean it's bad. It doesn't mean it's good but you know, happy thoughts. Should you run out and see Spree as soon as possible or should you hide your kids and hide your wife? Find out on this episode of...... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!!

Also I know I hit the mic a few times throughout. I'm working with a new setup I'm not used to but hopefully this won't happen again. Let's just say it's for dramatic effect.

Starring: 

Joe Keery

Sasheer Zamata

Mischa Barton

John DeLuca

Josh Ovalle

Lala Kent

Frankie Grande

Kyle Mooney

David Arquette

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Seth Rogen is back, and with a very unlikely co-star, Seth Rogen! An American Pickle is an HBO Max movie that attempts to draw in the comedy crowd. Seth Rogen accidentally gets pickled for 100 years and his only living relative is his great-grandson, antics ensue. It's a familiar yet unique concept that could go either way. Is An American Pickle a classic or should it have stayed in the jar a bit longer? Find out on this exciting episode of...... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!

Starring:

Seth Rogen

Sarah Snook

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The Broadway phenomenon Hamilton is now available on Disney Plus! A direct conversion of the play, Hamilton follows the story of Hamilton as he does Hamilton thingies, with fun music! While it is critically acclaimed, that doesn't mean the Movie Hoppers aren't going to turn up the heat. Does Hamilton survive the jump to the screen or is it over-hyped? Find out on this episode of.... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!

Starring:

Daveed Diggs

Renée Elise Goldsberry

Jonathan Groff

Christopher Jackson

Jasmine Cephas Jones

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Leslie Odom Jr.

Okieriete Onaodowan

Anthony Ramos

Phillipa Soo

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Well, My Spy finally came out on Amazon Prime and you know what that means, it's time for The Movie Hoppers to do their thing. Everyone has seen the trailer by now, but what is it really about? What genre is it? Who is the target audience? Who knows, I mean, we know. Is My Spy a force to be reckoned with or is it another bland PG-13 action flick? Find out on this exciting episode of..... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!!

Starring:

Dave Bautista

Chloe Coleman

Kristen Schaal

Parisa Fitz-Henley

Ken Jeong

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Today, The Movie Hoppers are sinking their teeth into the new John Stewart political comedy, Irresistible! Steve Carrel stars in this polarizing film about a campaign manager going to Wisconsin to try and win back the heart land for the democrats. Does he succeed? Who cares? Is the film fun, funny and informative? Now that's what we're going to get into. Is Irresistible, well, irresistible, or is it a waste of $20? Find out on this exciting episode of....... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!

Starring:

Steve Carell

Chris Cooper

Mackenzie Davis

Topher Grace

Natasha Lyonne

Rose Byrne

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Pete Davidson stars as Pete Davidson in this new film written in part by Pete Davidson, "The King of Staten Island"! The King of Staten Island is a new(ish) PVOD semi-autobiographical comedy drama directed by Judd Apatow. I know that's a lot to take in, but the movie itself is a lot to take in. Luckily, your old pals at The Movie Hoppers have taken it all in for you and regurgitated it onto this podcast. What would you do without us? Don't answer that question. Anyway, is The King of Staten Island a king of comedy, or is it yet another forgettable comedy? Find out on this exciting episode of..... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!

Starring: 

Pete Davidson

Marisa Tomei

Bill Burr

Bel Powley

Maude Apatow

Steve Buscemi

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The new Spike Lee joint, Da 5 Bloods, has just launched on Netflix and the Movie Hoppers are taking it on! The film follows a group of Vietnam venerates trying to look for actual buried treasure that they buried during the war. During this social climate in the USA, a Spike Lee film seems like just the right thing right now, but can it stand up to the high expectations. We'll see. Is Da 5 Bloods a new war classic or does it rely too much on old tricks? Find out on this exciting episode of...... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!

Starring:

Delroy Lindo

Jonathan Majors

Clarke Peters

Norm Lewis

Isiah Whitlock Jr.

Mélanie Thierry

Paul Walter Hauser

Jasper Pääkkönen

Jean Reno

Chadwick Boseman

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Almost two decades of development hell later and Artemis Fowl has finally hit the... small screen. Yep, Fowl is one of the newest films to bypass the big screen, by that doesn't mean we won't review it. We take personal pride here at The Movie Hoppers in making sure you don't waste a second of your precious quarantine.  Is Artemis Fowl foul or is it Disney +'s own Harry Potter? Find out on this magical 69th episode of THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!

Starring:

Ferdia Shaw

Lara McDonnell

Josh Gad

Tamara Smart

Nonso Anozie

Colin Farrell

Judi Dench

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If you've been in a theater for the last decade, you probably saw the trailers for The Lovebirds. A couple witnesses a murder and reacts poorly, leading them to have to solve the crime on their own. It's a silly, high-concept idea, but it also sets itself up as a silly, high-concept movie. The road to hell is paved with good intentions though, so who knows how it's going to go. Oh wait, we do, because we watched it! Does The Lovebirds fly or is it another shitty R-rated comedy? Find out on this episode of..... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!

Starring:

Issa Rae

Kumail Nanjiani

Paul Sparks

Anna Camp

Kyle Bornheimer

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P.S. I know I said I would review this one with Kay, but there was a scheduling conflict last minute. Also, any episode with Aiyanna will not have the "feat." tag anymore because she comes on so often.

Yes, that's right folks. It's been one full year since the fateful first Movie Hoppers episode. It was a day of biblical proportions, which obviously requires a celebration of equal proportions, which is what we're doing. Listen to us reminisce on the good times, the bad times, and everything in between in this beautiful retrospective. But could they have had a better year? We'll see. Does The Movie Hoppers year one lay the groundwork for a long running podcast or is one year too many? Find out on this celebration of... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!!!

Ruh-roh! Zoinks! Jinkies! Fuck! Scooby-Doo is back (well, it really never left if you've been paying attention), and of course, it is a CGI kids film. Scoob! is a reboot of the classic Hannah-Barbara cartoon Scooby-Doo and got the same star-studded treatment a lot of these movies have. Of course, these movies also have a... "mixed" reception, so Scoob! is going to have to work overtime to win over fans. Also, it's worth noting that Scoob! is the second major movie to be released on the "premium on-demand" format, so it's also going to have to prove the worth of PVOD movies. We'll see what happens. Does Scoob! set the groundwork for a Hannah Barbara cinematic universe, or is it just a generic kids film in a mask? Find out on this mysterious episode of THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!

Starring:

Will Forte

Mark Wahlberg

Jason Isaacs

Gina Rodriguez

Zac Efron

Amanda Seyfried

Kiersey Clemons

Ken Jeong

Tracy Morgan

Simon Cowell

Frank Welker

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Jerry Seinfeld, like a lot of us these days, has a lot of time to kill, but does he use it in the right way? 23 hours to kill is Seinfeld's first new stand-up special since 1998. After that special was recorded, he vowed to never reuse Seinfeld jokes again, so this is all new stuff, but is that a good thing? Does Seinfeld stand the test of time in 23 Hours to Kill or should you spend your one hour doing something better? Find out on this exciting episode of...... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!

Just when you thought there would never be a movie called TFW no GF, well, it happened. TFW no GF (that feel when no girlfriend) is a documentary about 4channers and what they do with their depressing lives. It is a fresh insight on the historically dehumanized 4chan landscape, but is that a good thing? We'll see. Is TFW no GF kek or cringe? Find out on this episode of..... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!

Not even Corona could keep this release down! The sequel to Trolls is here and this time, Poppy and the gang of famous people have to save the world from the evil hard rock trolls (history repeats itself, eh?). Against all odds, the first Trolls movie wasn't that bad, but that doesn't give the movie an automatic pass in the Hopper's book. Does Trolls World Tour rock, or is it a sour note in the franchise? Find out on this exciting episode of..... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!

Starring:

Anna Kendrick

Justin Timberlake

Rachel Bloom

James Corden

Ron Funches

Kelly Clarkson

Anderson Paak

Sam Rockwell

George Clinton

Mary J. Blige  

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Today the Hoppers are tackling the new Christian film by the Erwin brothers, "I Still Believe" which serves as a biopic for Jeremy Camp. Also the movie is based on Camp's book and is directed by Camp himself so take that for what it's worth. This is notably the first Christian film to be reviewed on the show, fun! Me and Aiyanna came into this with absolutely zero expectations, so hey, it should be able to pass our low bar right? Right? We'll see, will I Still Believe make you believe or will it turn you to the dark side? Find out on this holy episode of..... THE MOVIE HOPPERS

Starring:

KJ Apa

Britt Robertson

Melissa Roxburgh

Nathan Dean

Shania Twain

Gary Sinise

A new Pixar movie is out and this time it isn't a sequel! Rejoice! Onward is an animated movie starring Chris Pratt, Tom Holland and Julia Louis-Dreyfus about two brothers on a quest to bring their Dad back for a day. The Movie Hoppers take on the first original Pixar feature in a long time, but no brownie points are given on this show! Should you venture to the cinema to see Onward or should you fend it off? Find out on this episode of..... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!! 

So this movie came out of nowhere. Just in case you missed the memo, there is a movie out about the famous truTV prank show, Impractical Jokers titled "Impractical Jokers: The Movie". I never watched the TV show but I like funny things, so this should still work. Impractical Jokers: The Movie is exactly what it sounds like except interspersed with scripted segments. That second part probably has you worried, but that's why the Hoppers are here. Is Impractical Jokers: The Movie a prank gone wrong or is everyone laughing along? Find out on this episode of....... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!