Damn Goats

Ramona and Jess review one of the 90's forgotten horror gems- the softcore sexy spooktacular known as Species. There are at least two big reasons why you'll like this movie, but boobs aside- does this film have anything to offer? Find out in this exciting minisode edition of Horror Hoarders. 

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Kawai Kitsune by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4990-kawai-kitsune

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Ramona and Jess watch 4 horror films available on Amazon Prime and let you know if they're worth your time (rhyme unintended). Do the Perfect Host, High Life, House, and Poughkeepsie Tapes have what it takes to scare your socks off, or will they make you fall asleep? Find out on this week's thrilling episode of Horror Hoarders! 

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Love you bitches. Stay Spooky.

Months earlier in the Unending Quarantine, Ramona and Jess watched a bunch of horror movies on everyone's third favorite streaming service and recorded their thoughts. Herein resides the mini-reviews for After Midnight, Come to Daddy, We Are What We Are, 2001 Maniacs, Possum, Hole in the Ground and a bonus non-Amazon movie just because. 

Ramona and Jess have a looksee at the other side of the coin of King's cinematic output. The Dark Half, if you will. Cats, hats and shats included.

Ramona and Jess review the cinematic endeavors of Maine's favorite son and suss out which are the top pics.

Jess and Ramona spend the day before Valentine's Day like any other couple: reading creepypasta stories to each other on the quest to find a great scare! Listen as we explore tainted sodas, monsters in bedrooms, living dolls, spooky sheds, the horror of birth, terrifying haircuts, and sleep experiments. Listen with the lights on while you cuddle a loved one, or listen alone at night and let us lull you to sleep. It's your funeral! 

Creepypasta Credits:

Werewolf Ears- Kolpik

Sombrero Wearing Dinosaur- The Wizard Experience Starring Meds 2.0

The King of Superiority Complex- Resident DeVir

Built to Be Loved- JDeschene

The Forbidden Shed- Zampano

Cervine Birth- Unknown

Avoid the Soda Known as "Uncle Al's Pop"- SummerAndTinkles

The Russian Sleep Experiment-Original Author Unknown

Music:

Fluidscape by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3767-fluidscape

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Ramona takes Jess on a disturbing (and sometimes disgusting) journey through the world of historical medical oddities. Discover the wonderful world of lobotomies- with or without ice picks. Find out why some people are "holier-than-thou" with just the use of a simple drill to the skull. Sit through a shocking half time show. Find out the myriad benefits of drinking pee, and decide if you want a fecal transplant or doo doo smoothie. Of course the Big Game wouldn't be complete without commercials for medicines that may still be used today, but definitely had some interesting ideas of their efficacy back then. Which stomach churning feat of "science" will prevail to win the Scalpel Bowl ring? You'll have to listen to find out! 

Sources:

https://www.britannica.com/science/lobotomy

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/57988/11-unbelievable-moments-cocaines-early-medical-history

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/features/trepan.htm

https://www.livescience.com/62591-trepanation-explained.html

https://www.thesantaclara.org/blog/trepanation

https://corrosion-doctors.org/Elements-Toxic/Mercury-medical.htm#:~:text=Mercury%20was%20the%20remedy%20of,Europe%20to%20treat%20skin%20diseases

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/electroconvulsive-therapy-a-history-of-controversy-but-also-of-help/

https://mcdreeamiemusings.com/blog/2019/8/11/f40zb97cz4s4zzdycw7t3r8e2ylpw6

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/mar/15/long-opiate-use-history-america-latest-epidemic

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3032615/

https://www.westword.com/news/urine-therapy-explained-by-boulders-brother-sage-10983164

https://www.medscape.com/features/slideshow/alcohol-medicine#page=15

The Sawbones Book

Justin McElroy Dr. Sydnee McElroy

Sawbones is a podcast hosted by these authors, if you liked this episode, you'll love it. Look for it on your favorite podcast apps!

I didn't use this as a source, because I unfortunately haven't read it, but I did talk about the following book:

My Lobotomy: A Memoir

Charles Fleming and Howard Dully

A thinly veiled excuse for Jess and Ramona to talk about their favorite fictional killer AIs, with the occasional reference to real life robo-shenanigans. 

Jess and Ramona go on a bad trip, man. These are stories from Erowid.com wherein the users of various substances explain their negative experiences with a variety of drugs. Trip through time, space, and meaning with the horror hoarders crew. You might discover yourself- or take a journey through hell, but it's bound to be a wild time. 

Glitter Blast by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4707-glitter-blast

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Fluidscape by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3767-fluidscape

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

In which Jess and Ramona reflect on the ups and downs of the most emo role-playing series the 1990's had to offer.  We mention this here article: https://web.archive.org/web/20180708153619/http://www.dogwithdice.com/whitewolfaredead/

We're Back! After some crazy real life events that have prevented us from podcasting (sorry, fam). We're back with a bang! This time Ramona and Jess have a Monster Mash where they mash up 16 of your favorite movie monsters and villains March Madness style to find out which one reigns supreme! It's a hell of a spooky time and you get to find out how little Ramona knows about basketball and how much she knows about air horns, while discovering whether Jess will allow anything to outrank his beloved xenomorph or predator. It's a wild ride and would Space Jam to shame! 

Ramona and Jess battle some of the most notorious serial killers (and some creeps you may not know much about) to find out who is the worst of the worst. Who would cause more wide-spread panic if let loose upon the world in today's modern era? Would Ted Bundy cause terror? Would John Wayne Gacy drive us crazy? Would Richard Ramirez be a man to fear-ez? Find out all of this and more in our latest episode! 

Night Vigil by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5746-night-vigil

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Farting Around by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5152-farting-around

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jane Toppan, Bela Kiss, and Belle Gunness information from The World of Lore: Wicked Mortals Aaron Mahnke Del Rey 2018

Other information on serial killers Via Wikipedia

Ramona and Jess explore the vast cosmos and all the xenomorphs within. In space, no one can hear you podcast. In this episode we explore what makes Bill Paxton one of a kind, how does Winona Ryder's hotness improve a movie, and how alien DNA helps improve your B-Ball skills. Complete with mouth-made sound effects, disturbing music, and the ever-present pet interruptions. This episode is more disturbing than Weyland Yutani's overbearing corporate presence!

In this minisode, Ramona plays a horror VR game. Will she get scared? Does the game actually take place in a haunted Buffalo's restaurant? Are little girls creepy or annoying? Why does the same damn chair keep showing up? The answers to some of these questions will be revealed.

Advertising Music:

"Glitter Blast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Ramona and Jess talk about the Tiger King with some minor interruptions from birds and their own pets, some of which are miniature tigers.  Can Ramona convince Jess that all of the hype is worth it? Spoilers for the Tiger King limited series on Netflix. 

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