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We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

By Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans

Graceful Spark and her beloved Spilled Beans rewatch and review My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. We discuss the lore, the fandom, and have a good time doing it.
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Highway to the Horse Zone

We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

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Straight Pride Rainbow Dash
Straight Pride Rainbow Dash
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are back, baby, ready to howl at the moon, lament that, buddy, they won't even let us fuck the horn hole, write "Damaged" on Pinkie Pie's forehead, and appreciate the rare and majestic long neck Fluttershy. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:41:04
November 21, 2022
Be Fun, Be Folksy, Eat Hot Chip and Lie
Be Fun, Be Folksy, Eat Hot Chip and Lie
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans finally get to the Grand Galloping Gala! We appreciate Spike's tailboner, Beans's very good duck penis joke, how pianos don't work if there's a horse in them, and get to the bottom of the polevussy. The first song we mention in this episode. And talking about Rät. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:35:37
October 10, 2022
Wisdom Live Special: Post-Nut Rarity
Wisdom Live Special: Post-Nut Rarity
While Beans recovers from gala-related injuries, Graceful Spark and Starry Skies cut a live wisecast special. The stated title of the talk was "The Mathematics Of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls", but we wind up talking about Equestria Girls as a whole, Sunset Shimmer in specific, and see where the wind takes us. This one does have some talk about Equestria Girls and later-season stuff, if you'd prefer to go in fresh. You can find Starry "Hearth" Skies at dragongirl.gay! You can find Spark's Wisdom app profile at joinwisdom.audio/sexhaver, if you want that for some reason Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
02:01:49
September 26, 2022
Mailbag Special: Eating The Ponut Like Groceries
Mailbag Special: Eating The Ponut Like Groceries
In the leadup to the Grand Galloping Gala, Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans answer some fan mail before the big night. We talk about the desire to be erotically everted, discuss the points of the Johnny Bravo/Kronk/Enzo Reboot triangle, and ask the big question: Is eating the pussy vore? Hawkpelt's twitter thread about ableism in Winter Wrap-Up Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:49:37
September 12, 2022
Push-Up Ball Bra
Push-Up Ball Bra
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans dispense a hot cup of takes, agree that Pinkamania's gonna run wild on you, concur that they should let Big Mac say "bitch", and wish a humpy bumpday to nummity num. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:33:08
August 29, 2022
The Wrong BJ Corner
The Wrong BJ Corner
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss bus vore, femboy Owlowiscious, making the blender alive, talk about how you gotta protect your bitch wife, go on foot watch, and balance a book on Spike's ass shelf. The pictures we keep talking about are on the twitter. The song Spark keeps referencing is Tell Her About It. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
02:00:16
August 15, 2022
I Bought Your Damn Butterfingers
I Bought Your Damn Butterfingers
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss their membership in the flavor fandom, discuss which school plays IGN gave a terrible rating to, and anticipate the rerelease of Skyrim on a pony. The images we discussed today are on this twitter post. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:49:43
July 18, 2022
Horse Memes For Isekai'd Teens
Horse Memes For Isekai'd Teens
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about Mr. Cake's wife guy qualifications, mention that horse 9/11 might have just happened, and watch Fluttershy do surgery on a bird. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:15:11
June 20, 2022
Pinkie Pie Is A CIA Plant
Pinkie Pie Is A CIA Plant
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about how the tree isn't gonna fuck Applejack, end our long loaf drought, and not much else because this episode is a bad one. Don't worry, this is the first part of a double feature. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
46:23
June 20, 2022
Unrelated Dracula TF
Unrelated Dracula TF
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about Spike's full-on simp face, discuss the humble boy of gender, and Spark realizes she has another type. The comic in question at https://www.deviantart.com/kasun05/art/I-GO-253942090. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:34:56
June 06, 2022
You Construct Elaborate Rituals Which Allow You To Touch Other Men
You Construct Elaborate Rituals Which Allow You To Touch Other Men
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans have nostalgia for the movie Holes, discuss Spike's skin pocket, and pay our respects to the great hunkfather and primordial ur-hunks before us. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:40:35
May 23, 2022
These Balls Won't Color Themselves
These Balls Won't Color Themselves
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans invite our dear listener to look forward to feet, discuss the humble catgirl Apple Bloom, and get taken to task for their twink takes. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:51:31
May 09, 2022
Bone-In Vaginas
Bone-In Vaginas
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss the class relationships of horse society, the original cottagecore gf, agree that certain children can safely handle hammers, and weigh in on the age old debate: snicken or chake? Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:30:04
April 18, 2022
These Boys Are Getting Juiced, Baby
These Boys Are Getting Juiced, Baby
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss a completely theoretical Seinfeld isekai, the missing Wright brother, compare orb fears with hoop dreams, and agree that Spark should get to decide who lives and who dies. Eminem's very good freestyle. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:29:59
April 04, 2022
My Little Brother/Son/Pet/Hood Ornament
My Little Brother/Son/Pet/Hood Ornament
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stand corrected about the utility of an apple cellar, ship the two ponies that don't appear in this episode, discuss Twilight's prescription piano, and still find time to chat about horse music. The Lauren Faust post we keep referencing is at https://www.deviantart.com/comments/4/1603670/1868624964 The Raridash fan art we discussed Avocado toast pony Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:41:35
March 21, 2022
Your Target Audience Doesn't Have Toes
Your Target Audience Doesn't Have Toes
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans wonder where Horse France is, discuss whether taurs are real in horseland, encounter the immortal line, and shake their heads at Applejack's unfortunately-shaped hat. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish! Check out Spark's friend's kickstarter!
01:15:41
February 28, 2022
They Did Bondage On A Turkey
They Did Bondage On A Turkey
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about the rugs and the bees, say "come on, ref" a lot, discuss the difference between real and fake leaf fans, and leave time to be gay while there's some extraordinarily homosexual horse behavior happening on screen. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish! Check out Spark's friend's kickstarter!
02:04:44
February 21, 2022
Chest Hair Deemed "Too Human"
Chest Hair Deemed "Too Human"
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk a lot about horse puberty, the unparalleled ability of children to lie to each other, and read some viewer mail. Graceful Spark honors a dark pact called "friendship." Check out Spark's friend's kickstarter! Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:26:39
February 07, 2022
Girltwink or Twinkgirl
Girltwink or Twinkgirl
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do our best to help out with Winter Wrap-Up, and talk about the rare and majestic girlwife, assign ponysonas to the Big Bang Theory cast, and, again, talk about how Weird Al and Pinkie Pie canonically fuck in the future. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found @DraekosArt! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:51:27
January 24, 2022
You've Heard My Orb Takes
You've Heard My Orb Takes
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk geometry, the correct number of orbs to have, and how extraordinarily frustrating it is that Pinkie Pie doesn't say one more sentence about what she plans on doing. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found @DraekosArt! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:34:06
January 10, 2022
A Case Of Bucket Ass
A Case Of Bucket Ass
Giant Spark and Spilled Leaves get social experimented on by poison joke, discuss whether the first of many racism morals does its job, and read some listener mail. And that's not even counting how hard this episode ships Appledash. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found @DraekosArt! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:15:56
December 14, 2021
Her Majesty Great Romance's Negative Ass Zone
Her Majesty Great Romance's Negative Ass Zone
Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss this episode's attempts at the beloved Rarijack ship, see Twilight engage in some maximum book horsing, and still have enough time to get roped into Beans's long-awaited Dark Bit. Oh, and we show off our hot new website! Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found @DraekosArt! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:29:30
December 06, 2021
Doctor, Please, I Have Foot Amnesia
Doctor, Please, I Have Foot Amnesia
We play script doctors to this bold tale of dragging Fluttershy to the top of a mountain, try to get to the bottom of this horseshoe situation, and discuss a very good-shaped dragon. Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found @DraekosArt! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:47:23
November 29, 2021
Absolutely Turgid With Milk
Absolutely Turgid With Milk
We get to meet The Great and Powerful Trixie, discuss how surprisingly little gender I get from her, and how we would have told her story better if we were the mysterious gods pulling the strings. They could have used this magical horse so much better. Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found @DraekosArt! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:33:51
November 22, 2021
Let Gilda Say Fuck
Let Gilda Say Fuck
We discuss Ponyville's best and most confusing pranks, how our younger selves wanted to either be or buck Gilda, and lament how nopony can eat cake normal style. We have our first listener mail call in this episode, and I hope it isn't the last. Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found @DraekosArt! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:38:15
November 15, 2021
 A Horse You Can Set Your Watch To
A Horse You Can Set Your Watch To
We talk about Twilight Sparkle's cubescore, the morality of writing real pony fic after you've been isekai'd, and discuss how, despite Applejack's very big trophy for being the best horse, her friends don't really seem all that great at putting her talents to good use. Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found @DraekosArt! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:59:05
November 07, 2021
One Must Imagine Pony Belvedere Sitting On His Own Balls
One Must Imagine Pony Belvedere Sitting On His Own Balls
We talk about Prince Juice, the difficulty of finding a restaurant that serves gemstones in Ponyville, and offer our insider perspective on the third episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Twilight has some decent social skills in this one, I'll admit. Our hot new twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found @DraekosArt! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!
01:42:50
November 02, 2021
Holding Hooves
Holding Hooves
We, uh, try to come to grips with the fact that we're dead now and we have to continue podcasting in Equestria. I guess it'll be easier to podcast about things that actually happen now? Like, things are pretty good aside from the fact that we're ponies. We talk about the eternal night and rank the Mane 6 from worst to best while I brace myself for the endless "Dear Graceful Spark, how do you type with hooves?" emails. Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!
02:00:00
October 26, 2021
Highway to the Horse Zone
Highway to the Horse Zone
Princess Grace and her darling Draekos discuss the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. We discuss how it can often feel like getting hit by a horse truck when you're confronted with all the MLP canon at once. To round out the episode, we take some online quizzes to assign ponysonas to ourselves. Pretty chill time, all things considered. Quizzes: https://www.quotev.com/quiz/13989071/What-MLP-species-are-you https://uquiz.com/quiz/JQUzeJ/what-type-of-pony-are-you Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found @DraekosArt!
01:29:27
October 21, 2021