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Join Latter Day Twaint & Jack Coffee as they discuss Mormonism, Utah, republicans, single-parenting, sex, depression, and other stuff. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll want to tell all your non-Mormon friends.
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Season 2 Episode 12: A MYSTERY top five

HOT DRANKSDec 02, 2019

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8.1. We’re solving transphobia

8.1. We’re solving transphobia

Listen. We’re not experts. But we’re concerned cis people. So here is our attempt to support our trans community
Mar 26, 202401:20:17
7.3. Fudge College, Mormons

7.3. Fudge College, Mormons

The Mormons are up to some business. We’re not OK.
Mar 19, 202401:31:11
Top 5 Things We Woulda Done if We Hadn’t Lost That Damn Hour

Top 5 Things We Woulda Done if We Hadn’t Lost That Damn Hour

We’re in the daylight savings hangover over here. We had so many plans and then we lost that hour
Mar 12, 202401:16:09
Welcome to Season 7!!!

Welcome to Season 7!!!

It’s season seven and we’re all new! We’ve got the intro music at a different spot! Remember last week when we told you your husband was gay? Well if that made you anxious we’re here this week with the top five bits of advice.
Mar 06, 202401:30:46
6.21. Top Five Ways to Know Your in a Mixed Orientation Marriage (MOM)

6.21. Top Five Ways to Know Your in a Mixed Orientation Marriage (MOM)

ie top five signs you’re a straight lady married to a gay man.
Feb 27, 202401:07:52
Top 5 People Upon Whom We Imprinted Sexually as a Youth (Youth meaning anytime before 1999)

Top 5 People Upon Whom We Imprinted Sexually as a Youth (Youth meaning anytime before 1999)

I mean, that’s basically it. It’s been 42 days since our last episode.
Feb 20, 202401:07:51
6.19. Top 5 Ins and Outs of 2024

6.19. Top 5 Ins and Outs of 2024

It’s the new year. And here’s the top 5 things we think are in and out (we sort of understood the assignment differently.)
Jan 09, 202401:20:34
6.18. Top Five Carols with updated meanings

6.18. Top Five Carols with updated meanings

Hey, listen it’s the top five ways we would change the names of Christmas songs sometimes by one word or sometimes by more but really make them feel more relevant. The rules weren’t really super clear.
Dec 15, 202301:10:05
6.17. Top 5 People You’d Find at Out Post Apocalyptic Compound

6.17. Top 5 People You’d Find at Out Post Apocalyptic Compound

The world ended. Trump is president. Biden is president. It’s World War III. We don’t know. But here are the top five people you would find at our post apocalyptic compound.
Nov 26, 202301:18:08
6.16. Top 5 Gay/ Straight Icons

6.16. Top 5 Gay/ Straight Icons

I just want to say from the get that I’m sorry about this episode.
Oct 14, 202301:12:52
6.15. WERE BACK

6.15. WERE BACK

If you thought you’d never hear from us again you owe us $15.
Oct 02, 202301:22:52
6.14. Top 5 Beige Flags

6.14. Top 5 Beige Flags

I bet you thought you’d never see another episode! Nope! We’re here! And we’re telling your our beige flags. The things about us that are a bit weird but not totally red flags.
Aug 05, 202301:15:45
6.13. Well I’ll tell you what, it’s a top five something!!

6.13. Well I’ll tell you what, it’s a top five something!!

It’s something about a grilled cheese. Or a hug. I don’t know.
Jul 11, 202301:09:54
6. 12. The top 5 bagels and horrors

6. 12. The top 5 bagels and horrors

We all know life is great because there are bagels. But there are also horrors. These are our top 5.
Jun 30, 202301:19:49
6.11. Top 5 Things That Are Our Business

6.11. Top 5 Things That Are Our Business

Listen. This is my business.
Jun 15, 202301:15:48
6.10. Top Five Things That Are NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

6.10. Top Five Things That Are NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

Listen. We can talk about them if you want. But this stuff is none of my business.
May 30, 202301:14:30
6.9. Top 5 Things We Want You To Do AS SOON as you leave the church.

6.9. Top 5 Things We Want You To Do AS SOON as you leave the church.

We have some suggestions
May 01, 202301:14:34
6.8. Dueling Top 5

6.8. Dueling Top 5

We couldn’t decide on a top 5 because Cjane suggested two great topics so there are two.
Apr 01, 202301:07:03
6.7. B!tch@s be talkin’

6.7. B!tch@s be talkin’

Listen, there’s no theme. There’s no top five. This is just bitches be talking. Twaint: “OnInstagram I’m gonna say no top-five just love.”
Mar 19, 202345:15
6.6. Top Five Things We Can Say That Will Make the Other One Uncomfortable

6.6. Top Five Things We Can Say That Will Make the Other One Uncomfortable

Get ready to squirm and learn the definition of “tumescent.”
Mar 09, 202301:09:50
6.5. Top 5 People Who Did the Thing

6.5. Top 5 People Who Did the Thing

Viola Davis? Your woman king? Here are 5 other people who did the thing.
Feb 24, 202301:07:34
Top 5 People Who Make Us Horny But Who Are Not Conventionally Attractive (like Pedro Pascal.)

Top 5 People Who Make Us Horny But Who Are Not Conventionally Attractive (like Pedro Pascal.)

You know how Pedro Pascal is ugly but also he can any day any time? Here are 10 more people who fit that mold.
Feb 08, 202301:13:47
6.3. Top Five PO Boxes in Boston, MA

6.3. Top Five PO Boxes in Boston, MA

We love a good self-addressed stamped envelope sent to Boston Massachusetts. And these are our top five PO boxes to send it to.
Jan 21, 202349:40
6.2. Top 5 Side Hustles Were Gonna Pursue in 2023

6.2. Top 5 Side Hustles Were Gonna Pursue in 2023

Bottom line, we’re poor. So we’re gonna be hustling to pay the bills.
Jan 13, 202301:02:05
6.1. SPOILERS Top 5 things about M3GAN that made us more queer.

6.1. SPOILERS Top 5 things about M3GAN that made us more queer.

Listen. If you haven’t seen M3GAN, we spoil it in this episode, but we talk about the moments that made us more queer so don’t listen to this until you’ve seen M3GAN or if you don’t care about spoilers.
Jan 07, 202358:55
5.20. Top Five Predictions for 2023

5.20. Top Five Predictions for 2023

It’s a new year. And new predictions for what we want? Are Scared of? Hope for? Also we just decided this is the SEASON FINALE even thought we don’t mention that during the episode.
Dec 30, 202201:04:39
5.19 Top 5 Gifts We Want To Receive

5.19 Top 5 Gifts We Want To Receive

It’s here. The episode to listen to while your driving to your Mormon Dad’s house where your racist Uncle is going to say something about pronouns and the Woke Mob.
Dec 24, 202201:02:44
5.18. Top Five Weirdest Things About Being 13

5.18. Top Five Weirdest Things About Being 13

As Brother Coffee’s explores his childhood with his therapist, we venture back and remember what was weird about being 13.
Dec 14, 202201:25:10
5.17. We’re drunk and we’re thankful

5.17. We’re drunk and we’re thankful

It’s the top five things were grateful for a while we’re drinking alcohol. So it’s not like our kids or our Lord and Savior Jesus. It’s things that we feel happy about while we’re drinking wine another alcohol.
Nov 25, 202244:12
5.16 Top 5 Things the Mormons Got Wrong

5.16 Top 5 Things the Mormons Got Wrong

Listen, there are 1 million of these. But we wanted to highlight the top five that seems so insane to us now.
Nov 12, 202201:12:27
5.15. Top Five Shows We Want Rebooted With Overt Queer Overtones

5.15. Top Five Shows We Want Rebooted With Overt Queer Overtones

Have you seen the new Interview with a Vampire? The reboot of A League of Their Own? More shows from our childhood with queer folks!!
Oct 18, 202259:23
5.14. Top Five Tattoos Mormons Gonna Get

5.14. Top Five Tattoos Mormons Gonna Get

Did you hear that Mormons can get tattoos now? Allegedly? Well, here are the top five tattoos Twaint and Coffee think they’re gonna get.
Oct 02, 202201:01:09
5.13 Top Five Goals for out Spooky/ Slutty Season

5.13 Top Five Goals for out Spooky/ Slutty Season

On todays episodes of this podcast that we record each day on a daily schedule, we set some goals. Goals for sluts.
Sep 21, 202254:47
5.12 Top Five Things We’d Yell at BYU Students at a Football Game

5.12 Top Five Things We’d Yell at BYU Students at a Football Game

Remember, when a bunch of people from Oregon yelled at a bunch of people from BYU and the governor of Utah acted like they had declared war? Well, here are some things we would like to yell at Mormons.
Sep 20, 202201:08:25
5.11. Top 5 Beautiful Truths that you didn’t know until this ‘sode.

5.11. Top 5 Beautiful Truths that you didn’t know until this ‘sode.

Remember when we told you the top five truths that were hard to hear? Well, these are the top five beautiful truths you didn’t even know until this ‘sode
Aug 23, 202201:09:13
5.10 Top Five Reasons You Didn’t Get an Episode Last Week (or Next Week.)

5.10 Top Five Reasons You Didn’t Get an Episode Last Week (or Next Week.)

You know how you didn’t get an episode last week or next week? Well this is why
Aug 07, 202201:05:25
5.14 Our Top Five Favorite Hot Dranks Moments

5.14 Our Top Five Favorite Hot Dranks Moments

We’re sharing some of our favorite Hot Drinks memories and then we take a HARD LEFT TURN into some dark therapy for Bro. Coffee.
Jul 09, 202249:12
5.13. Hinge

5.13. Hinge

We downloaded Hinge. Why? Because democracy is dead.
Jun 26, 202258:57
5.12. Top 5 Things That Are Gay and Homophobic at the Same Time

5.12. Top 5 Things That Are Gay and Homophobic at the Same Time

Hi Gay! It’s Pride Month at the Butter Barn!
Jun 02, 202201:03:23
5.11. Top 5 Horrible Things Men Have Said to Beautiful Desirable and Perfect Young Ladies

5.11. Top 5 Horrible Things Men Have Said to Beautiful Desirable and Perfect Young Ladies

Lil Twaint is a dater. And she’s here to tell us why men ain’t shit.
May 14, 202253:38
5.10. Top 5 Reasons Progmos are Useless. USELESS you hear!!

5.10. Top 5 Reasons Progmos are Useless. USELESS you hear!!

Progmos: you’re useless. We expect better. Here’s the 5 reasons why.
May 05, 202201:08:16
5.9. Easter Special. Top 5 Things We’d Come Back to Life For

5.9. Easter Special. Top 5 Things We’d Come Back to Life For

Happy Easter! Jesus died and came back to life and we want to know what would bring US back to life.
Apr 17, 202201:01:05
5.8. Top Five Moments of Our Sexual Awakenings

5.8. Top Five Moments of Our Sexual Awakenings

Here’s some moments. About our sexual awakening. Some are funny. Some might be creepy. But this is what we’ve got.
Apr 08, 202201:12:20
5.7. Too 5 Things People Have Said To Us That We Think About All The Time.

5.7. Too 5 Things People Have Said To Us That We Think About All The Time.

You know when someone says something to you and you can’t stop thinking about it even 40 years later? Yeah it’s that
Mar 25, 202201:18:02
5.6 The top Five Reasons We Can Stand to Live in Utah.

5.6 The top Five Reasons We Can Stand to Live in Utah.

Listen living in Utah isn’t always the easiest thing. But there are a few reasons that we can make it work. Here’s our top five
Mar 08, 202201:19:56
5.5 A Spesh Ep with Sweet Emo-shun

5.5 A Spesh Ep with Sweet Emo-shun

Sister Virtue is in town, and she brought her sweet partner along with her, Sweet Emotion. They are a nevermo who doesn’t understand Mormonism in the slightest. In this episode Sister Twaint is solo and answers some questions for them, only managing to further terrify and confuse them.
Mar 03, 202201:05:09
5.4. Top 5 Spirit Guides

5.4. Top 5 Spirit Guides

Y’all I’m sorry. This episode won’t be as funny as the Brad Wilcox one. But it has some moments.
Feb 24, 202201:26:33
5.3. Ladies, Gentlemen and Enbys: BRAD WILCOX

5.3. Ladies, Gentlemen and Enbys: BRAD WILCOX

You knew we were gonna.
Feb 09, 202201:12:53
5.2. Talking coffee with Holda Darkly

5.2. Talking coffee with Holda Darkly

Remember guests? We do too! Today we have Holda Darkly who was a chevron print maxi skirt wearing Mormon and now is a queer tattooed coffee roaster.
Jan 28, 202201:02:12
5.1 Top 5 Things That Would Surprise Me About You

5.1 Top 5 Things That Would Surprise Me About You

These things are surprising! About me! To You! To Me! To You
Jan 21, 202201:14:06