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Hot Mess Witchy Express

Hot Mess Witchy Express

By Cassandra Howery

My name is Cassandra and I am a Hot Mess Witchy Express!! This podcast has some true crime, mixed with spooky, and maybe just a taste of weird!! So come on in, take a seat and join my squirrel family!!

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The Disappearance of Susan Powell - Unsolved

Hot Mess Witchy ExpressMar 01, 2022

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The Disappearance of Susan Powell - Unsolved

The Disappearance of Susan Powell - Unsolved

Hey there squirrel friends! I apologize for taking so long to release another episode but here it is! Today Kate and I have a crazy one for you, the unsolved disappearance of Susan Powell. Susan was a devout mother of two who married a narcissist, Josh, who may have had a hand in her death. Come on in and listen to this crazy story. Tell us what you think!
Mar 01, 202201:10:19
The Legend of the Bell Witch

The Legend of the Bell Witch

Hello there squirrel friends! Sorry about the delay in getting you guys the next episode! Today Kate and I are talking about a witch, true crime, AND a haunting all wrapped into one! The legend of the Bell Witch centers on the John Bell family of Red River, Tennessee, now Adams, and the spiritual haunting they endured between 1817 and 1821. Comes on in as we discuss this legend and the possible explanations surrounding this crazy story!
Feb 22, 202241:31
Toxic Spoopy Love

Toxic Spoopy Love

Hey squirrel friends! Sorry about the late episode, it's been.. a week. Today Kate and I are discussing spooky, haunted love stories that don't end so well. So come on in and squirrel off with us!!
Feb 15, 202243:40
The Winchester "Mystery" House

The Winchester "Mystery" House

Hello my lovely squirrel friends!! So Kate and I swapped this week, so we are going to be talking about the spooky, possibly haunted, Winchester house. The Winchester Mystery House is a mansion in San Jose, California, that was once the personal residence of Sarah Winchester, the widow of firearms company owner, William Wirt Winchester. Since its construction in 1886, the property and mansion were claimed by many to be haunted by the ghosts of those killed with Winchester rifles. Under Winchester's day-to-day guidance, its "from-the-ground-up" construction proceeded around the clock, by some accounts, without interruption, until her death. So come on in, have a seat, and squirrel off with us!
Feb 11, 202238:01
St. Valentine's Day Massacre

St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Hey squirrel friends, sorry for the late episode! On February 14, 1929, seven members and associates of George “Bugs” Moran’s bootlegging gang were lined up against a wall and shot dead inside the garage at 2122 North Clark Street. Al Capone’s Chicago Outfit was widely suspected of ordering the hit, but no one was ever prosecuted.
Feb 09, 202246:58
Pazuzu Alagard

Pazuzu Alagard

Hey squirrel friends! So today Kate and I talk about a case that literally grossed me out, Pazuzu Alagard. He made animal sacrifices, covered his face in tattoos, filed his teeth into points, and rarely bathed. Yet Pazuzu Algarad still managed to snag two fiancés — who assisted him with murder.
Feb 04, 202242:55
The Devil Doors of Notre Dame

The Devil Doors of Notre Dame

Hello squirrel friends!! Today Kate and I have an interesting tale for you about the doors of Notre Dame. It turns out that the doors of Notre Dame are not just ordinary doors; there is a legend that dates back hundreds of years, to the 13th century. So come on in, have a seat and listen to this crazy story!!
Feb 01, 202227:57
Colleen Stan, "The Girl in the Box"

Colleen Stan, "The Girl in the Box"

Hello squirrel friends! Today Kate and I have a horrifying story for you, the story of Colleen Stan. Colleen Stan was held captive from 1977-1984 against her will where she was sexually assaulted, physically, emotionally, and psychologically tortured and forced to sleep in a box. Join us as we dive in to this web of lies and abuse. 

Jan 28, 202201:12:32
100 Steps Cemetery

100 Steps Cemetery

Hello squirrel friends! So today Kate and I have an interesting one for you today, the 100 Steps Cemetery located in Brazil, IN and all the spookiness that comes a long with it. There are several stories that are associated with the cemetery, the most commonly told is about climbing the stairs at midnight. So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!!
Jan 25, 202234:05
Daniel LaPlante "The Demon in the Walls"

Daniel LaPlante "The Demon in the Walls"

Good evening squirrel friends! Sorry for the late episode but let me tell you it's worth the wait. Daniel LaPlante is a convicted murderer after killing Pricilla Gustafson and her two children, Abigail and William. However, there is more to this tale and it involves Kate and I comparing this to several horror movies. So come on in, buckle up, and enjoy the ride!
Jan 21, 202255:60
The Hidden Kennedy

The Hidden Kennedy

Good day squirrel friends! Today Kate and I discuss the very interesting and sad life of Rosemary Kennedy. It is believed that due to the way Rosemary was treated, it started what was later called "the Kennedy curse", which involved the deaths of several members of the Kennedy family. Rosemary did live to the age of 86 but not without some horrendous events, including a rather horrible procedure, a lobotomy.
Jan 18, 202238:59
The murder of Katarzyna Zowada

The murder of Katarzyna Zowada

Hey there squirrel friends! Today Kate and I have a short one for you today, the murder of 23 year old Katarzyna Zowanda. She was murdered in 1998, but the first arrest was not made in this case until 2017. And as of September 2019, her killer has still not been taken to trial.

Jan 11, 202225:53
The 'Voodoo' Murders of Clementine Barnabet

The 'Voodoo' Murders of Clementine Barnabet

Hello squirrel friends!! Today Kate and I discuss this rather interesting case of 19 year old Clementine Baranabet, who confessed to over 30 murders by the time she was arrested. She was a self-proclaimed voodoo priestess of a cult called the Church of Sacrifice. Or was she? Join us as we discuss her murders, her family, and whether or not she actually did the crimes she was accused of.
Jan 07, 202242:57
The Hinterkaifeck Murders - Unsolved

The Hinterkaifeck Murders - Unsolved

Hello squirrel friends! Today Kate and I have a shorter episode for you but that does not mean it will not blow your mind! The Hinterkaifeck Farm Murders are the oldest, unsolved murders in Germany. Five people of the Gruber family, and their maid were viciously murdered, and they never found who did it. Come join us and we talk about this rabbit hole of weird and you can try to guess ‘Who done it?’
Jan 04, 202235:04
Harold Shipman, AKA Dr. Death
Dec 31, 202146:25
The tragic story of Kristy Bamu

The tragic story of Kristy Bamu

Happy Holidays squirrel friends! Today Kate and I talk about a tragic case, the story of Kristy Bamu. This poor 15 year old boy was accused of witchcraft by his sister and her fiancé, they tortured and beat him, then it all ended in his death on Christmas Day. Come on in and listen how we discuss that mental illness and religious beliefs are not an excuse for murder.
Dec 24, 202139:50
The Covina Christmas Massacre

The Covina Christmas Massacre

Hello squirrel friends! Today Kate and I talk about the Santa Claus shooter, Bruce Jeffrey Pardo. Pardo open fired on his ex-wife's family, killing nine people and injuring several others. Come sit and listen as we discuss this doozy of a case!
Dec 21, 202135:51
The Crying Boy Painting

The Crying Boy Painting

Today Kate and I try again to talk about the mysterious crying boy painting. Of course we squirrel off but we want to know if you guys would have this painting in your house! Some come in and grab a seat!
Dec 17, 202137:10
Donald Harvey, The Angel of Death

Donald Harvey, The Angel of Death

Today Kate and I are back (late I know) and we discuss the rare male "Angel of Death" and how he chose to kill between 37 and 57 victims, although he claims it was 87. Get ready for this rough ride! So have a seat, buckle up, and squirrel off with us!
Dec 15, 202156:50
The tragic story of Adrian Jones

The tragic story of Adrian Jones

Today Kate and I talk about the horrible case of Adrian Jones, the 7 yr old that was brutally beaten and tortured by his father and step-mother. This one was a rough case for sure but since we had several requests we decided his story needed to be told.
Dec 07, 202145:45
Witch on a Budget

Witch on a Budget

Hello squirrel friends! So today I am doing a short episode by myself to discuss witchy things you can get on a budget! It's a super quick little blurb but if you want to hear more feel free to message us on our Instagram page!
Dec 05, 202113:05
The Exorcism of Janet Moses

The Exorcism of Janet Moses

Today Kate and I are back and we are talking about the mysterious and tragic death of Janet Moses. Her family gathered around her while they tried to drive the "demon" away but it only ended in her death. Join us squirrel friends as we discuss the details of this case and whether or not she was possessed!
Dec 03, 202137:05
Omaima Nelson: The Thanksgiving Butcher

Omaima Nelson: The Thanksgiving Butcher

Today Kate and I discuss the beautiful and crazy Omaima Nelson. Omaima Nelson was convicted of murdering her husband, Bill Nelson, and eating him. Get ready for a crazy ride! So have a seat, buckle up, and squirrel off with us!
Nov 26, 202145:25
The Byron David Smith Case- Self Defense or Murder?

The Byron David Smith Case- Self Defense or Murder?

Today Kate and I talk about a controversial Thanksgiving case, Byron David Smith, who shot two teens, Haile Kifer and her cousin, Nicholas Brady in 2012. Join us squirrel friends and tell us what you think!
Nov 23, 202143:36
The Legend of the Woman in White

The Legend of the Woman in White

Today Kate and I talk about the Legend of the Woman in White and how there is a story in all countries. Of course we don't stay on topic, so Supernatural, Kate's daughter, serial killers, and so much more make an appearance! So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Nov 19, 202101:00:21
Gary Ridgway AKA The Green River Killer Part 3

Gary Ridgway AKA The Green River Killer Part 3

Welcome to the last installment on Gary Ridgway! I changed the format a bit and hopefully everyone will like it. Kate and I do squirrel off a bit when we discuss our next episode but there is a satisfying end to this horror show. So buckle up, have a seat, and squirrel off with us!
Nov 16, 202128:34
Gary Ridgway AKA The Green River Killer Part 2

Gary Ridgway AKA The Green River Killer Part 2

Welcome back to Part 2 of the Green River Killer case. Kate and I had some issues with Craig (our recording bot) so I do apologize for random disruptions. In this episode we discuss more of the victims of Ridgway and how he was almost caught. So buckle up, have a seat, and squirrel off with us!
Nov 12, 202154:16
Gary Ridgway AKA The Green River Killer Part 1

Gary Ridgway AKA The Green River Killer Part 1

Today Kate and I discuss Gary Ridgway, AKA The Green River Killer. From 1982 to 1998, Gary Ridgway terrorized Washington State as the Green River Killer. He murdered at least 49 women, confessed to killing 71 women, but the real number could be as high as 90. In this episode we discuss his early life and some of his victims. So buckle up, have a seat, and squirrel off with us!
Nov 09, 202151:54
The Mysterious Case of Tyler Hardy

The Mysterious Case of Tyler Hardy

Today Kate and I talk about the case of Tyler Hardy, the missing child that never was. We also talk about how to get revenge and be petty as well as homophobia. So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Nov 05, 202128:57
BTK - Aka Dennis Rader

BTK - Aka Dennis Rader

Today Kate and I talk about this person whom I am not a fan of at all, Dennis Rader, aka BTK. We talk about how he was such a loser and he needed to get as much attention as he could get. So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Nov 02, 202101:11:58
Familiars and Samhain

Familiars and Samhain

Today I am posting a mini episode in honor of my familiar, Fat Boy, who passed away over the weekend. This episode I briefly talk about some of the Samhain history, traditions, and how it became Halloween to most of the world. I am not my usual self today but I wanted to do this episode in honor of my familiar.
Oct 26, 202123:52
The Disappearance of Nima Carter

The Disappearance of Nima Carter

Today Kate and I discuss the disappearance of 1.5 year old Nima Carter. Nima disappeared Halloween Night 1977 and was found one month later. We discuss how we think it is connected to another kidnapping/death as well as updates on the case of Gabby Petitio and how ethnicity effects how well a case is investigated. So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Oct 22, 202140:31
The Philadelphia Poison Ring

The Philadelphia Poison Ring

Today Kate and I sit down discuss a doozy of a case, the Philadelphia Poison Ring. It has all the best true crime bits, greed, love, and murder. It's hard to imagine this group got away with killing at least 50 people but up to 1,000! I also want to apologize I am sick and so I sound like poo but what else can you expect for the Hot Mess Witchy Express. So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Oct 19, 202158:52
Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum

Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum

Spoopy episode alert! Today Kate and I talk about the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum, aka the Weston State Hospital. It is still open today for tours and I really wanna go! So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Oct 15, 202150:37
Cannibal Superstar Issei Sagawa

Cannibal Superstar Issei Sagawa

Today Kate and I sit down to discuss one of the craziest, yet unknown, cases yet! Issei Sagawa is a Japanese cannibal who not only got away with it but is walking free today! Sit down and squirrel off with us as we discuss this nutty case and how we tie it to the Netflix series, Midnight Mass.
Oct 12, 202153:51
Billy Milligan and Friends

Billy Milligan and Friends

This episode is new formatting! Hopefully now you can hear us better! Today Kate and I sit down with my friend Maria and we discuss Billy Milligan, his 24 alter personalities and dissociative identity disorder. It is a wild ride so hold on to your squirrel booties and join us on this ride!
Oct 05, 202101:34:49
77 minutes on San Ysidro Blvd

77 minutes on San Ysidro Blvd

Today Kate and I sit down to discuss the San Ysidro McDonald's massacre and the absolute garbage person that was James Huberty. Come join us as we discuss our theories about why he did it and what was going on with his wife!
Oct 01, 202148:56
Eastern State Hospital

Eastern State Hospital

Today Kate and I discuss the first insane asylum in the U.S., Eastern State Hospital. Formerly known as the "Public Hospital" which was was established “for the support and maintenance of Idiots, Lunatics, and Other Persons of Unsound Minds”. We discuss Dr. Galt who was centuries ahead of his time and why I think the old museum and current hospital are haunted! So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Sep 28, 202144:50
The Disappearance of Ayla Reynolds

The Disappearance of Ayla Reynolds

Today Kate and I sit down to discuss the disappearance of Ayla Reynolds and the suspicious circumstances surrounding the time she went missing. We of course have our own theories about this and where she could be today. So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Sep 24, 202140:11
Gabby Petito and the WifeSwap Murders

Gabby Petito and the WifeSwap Murders

Today Kate and I sit down to discuss the Stockdale Family murders, a family that was on Season 4 of WifeSwap. We discuss the details of this case as well as our thoughts on why it happened. We also discuss the disappearance of Gabrielle "Gabby" Petito and her fiancé Brian Laundrie involvement with her disappearance. So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!!
Sep 21, 202141:17
Texarkana Moonlight Murders

Texarkana Moonlight Murders

Today Kate and I are discussing the Texarkana Moonlight Murders. They were a series of unsolved murders and other violent crimes committed in and around Texarkana in the spring of 1946 by an unidentified serial killer known as the Phantom Killer or Phantom Slayer. Of course we squirrel off and talk about how I think the Zodiac Killer and the Phantom Killer could be the same person! So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!!
Sep 17, 202141:49
Edmund"Ed" Kemper III, a.k.a. "The Co-Ed Killer" or "The Co-Ed Butcher

Edmund"Ed" Kemper III, a.k.a. "The Co-Ed Killer" or "The Co-Ed Butcher

Today Kate and I discuss Edmund "Ed" Kemper III aka "The Co-ed Killer" or "The Co-ed Butcher". Kemper was one of the most intelligent serial killers I have ever come across. Join us as we discuss nature vs. nurture and how I believe he was only caught because he turned himself in! So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!!
Sep 14, 202101:08:28
Zodiac Signs of Killers part 2

Zodiac Signs of Killers part 2

Today Kate and I discuss the zodiac signs of serial killers and these are spot on! We cover Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces! We really go all over the place today while we talk about gigantic teenagers, ripping toilets out for clout and so much more! So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Sep 10, 202101:06:58
Zodiac Signs of Killers part 1

Zodiac Signs of Killers part 1

Today Kate and I discuss the zodiac signs of serial killers and these are spot on! We cover Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius. Of course we don't stay on topic, so we talk about Mean Girls, terrible toddlers and not having friends. So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Sep 07, 202101:21:28
Munchausen syndrome by proxy

Munchausen syndrome by proxy

Today Kate is back with me and we discuss Munchausen syndrome by proxy. For the first time we actually stay on topic for most of this episode! Of course we discuss the most famous case of Munchausen syndrome by proxy, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, however we also discuss 4 other cases including the extreme case involving Marybeth Tinning. So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Sep 03, 202101:00:10
Listener Request - Kali Poulton & JonBenét Ramsey

Listener Request - Kali Poulton & JonBenét Ramsey

Today is another listener request episode!! I discuss the disappearance and murder of Kali Poulton as well as the unsolved murder of JonBenét Ramsey. Of course I don't stay on topic and I almost never do! So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with me!
Aug 31, 202129:35
Creepy Finds

Creepy Finds

Today Kate and I discuss creepy finds! Anywhere from a mummy that blinks, haunted dolls, caves filled with coffins, and more! Of course we don't stay on topic and we almost never do! So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Aug 27, 202101:01:51
The case of Caylee Anthony

The case of Caylee Anthony

Today Kate and I discuss a case that honestly still boils my blood, the death of Caylee Anthony. To this day I am still convinced that Casey had something to do with her death or at the very least, knows exactly what happened to that poor little girl. Of course we don't stay on topic and I talk about my mom and we discuss our children. So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Aug 24, 202101:06:42
Folklore Creatures

Folklore Creatures

Today Kate and I sit down to discuss something a little different, folklore creatures! La Llorona, Wendigo, Kuchisake-onna, leprechauns, Pontianak, how to scare your children, Sam & Dean and so much more! So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Aug 20, 202154:18
A Killer's Last Meal Pt. 2

A Killer's Last Meal Pt. 2

Today Kate and I sit down to discuss the last meals of death row inmates part two! Of course we squirrel off to talk about everything from the Vampire of Düsseldorf, to go big or go home, fungus, and more! So come on in, have a seat and squirrel off with us!
Aug 17, 202101:03:35