Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

We continue our search to find the absolute best snack ever. VOTE @hotpropertypod on Twitter and Instagram!

Are water buffalos best viewed at the bar? We celebrate a celebrity death. Stephen recounts his trip to NYC like some kind of douche bag.

Ed O’Neil is low key the King of Television. We learned the origins of Dwyane Johnson’s favorite word. We figure out the nuances of Usher’s dancing. Who knows the most about Dinosaurs? UHOHHHHH IT’SSSSSS OPPENHEIMAHHHHHHH.

We have just experience the greatest week in food news. Dan has work issues, but after we work through therapy, we are RINGING THE BELL BIG TIME BAYBEEEE.

DON’T GET US STARTED. We took a break. Deal with it. Happy GSC Season, BAYBEEEEE. Stephen obviously knows nothing about Terminator. Have you ever been to a strip club under a Chili’s? How do prophecies work? 

It’s the last week of football so Stephen teaches Dan how to gamble. We’re also talkin’ resolutions for the new year! Here comes Yen once again. Strawberry shortcake pops. Remember those?! 

Our knees are weak, and our arms are heavy because ROB WHITE is back! Our first and sometimes only listener joins us in person(ish). Dan has the best cheeseteak on the planet. Who would win, Michael Caine as Scrooge or John Wick?

It’s just one of those days. Dan has work woes. Stephen has a Christmas nightmare. Please start saving names and receipts. Come with us to Flavortown FestiFULL! Are you the 7 time laundry champion? What’s your Tooth Tune?

We’re tired. Of Superheroes. Of Sheldon. Dan discovers his love of Seinfeld. The Boyz have indeed become Men. 

Dan came here to do two things: Save Thanksgiving, and fend off drunk idiots…and he’s alllllll out of idiots. Also Stephen has some anger issues he’s working through so please bear with him. Does Subway have the worst sandwiches? Yes.

To be completely honest, I forgot what we talk about in this episode. And I've already edited it. But it starts with Stephen about to meet the cast of Always Sunny, and ends with the Hot Property theme song. We also talk about sports. Craig Kimbrel sucks.

We’re back! Talking about the McRib, child doctors, airport adventures, robbing a Safeway, Captain Crunch as a stripper, Polish Roulette, and picking your own produce. What is a good song to scooter to?

Dan reviews Back to the Future: The Musical! Stephen rants about cornbread. What would the Ninja Turtles’ fatalities be?

We reveal if we won the calendar contest. Dan stands for taxidermy, but won’t fall for skydiving. Stephen tried to guess who’s making a Cameo in this episode. Is it too early for pumpkin? Maybe! Do what you want!

Frank Siragusa is a national hero standing up for the common person and their crunchwraps. Dan shares his pre-pod ceremonies. Spoiler: It’s pooping. Stephen would like to publicly apologize to voice actor Peter Dinklage. Why can’t Transformers kill? 

We’re trying to get BB into a very elite and prestigious calendar for Home at Last Rescue.

BIOLOGICAL ENTITIES! We break down the recent Congressional hearings and share some encounters of our own. Skittles unveils a new flavor. We also spend the last half of the podcast dealing with Dan’s shitty internet. Who is Subway Fogel? 

We’re in a silly mood today and it’s REALLY GREAT. We’ve got video games! We’ve got Shakespeare dinosaurs! We’ve got Enchiritos with Paris Hilton! We’ve got Family Feud! Survey Says….LISTEN! 

Philadelphia is in the middle of a tragedy. Dan gets bloodwork done. Stephen reveals his caramel delights. What makes a grilled cheese?

The boys play a new game. Stephen comes clean about the past. Dan talks about The Family Stallone for way too long. Support the Writers’ Strike!  

Dan attends Jury Duty…is it like the show? It’s better than Stephen’s Wegman’s story. The boys create their own cookie shop, but don’t eat them on the way home!  Who is @teddygram? 

Chris Pratt is voicing both of us for this episode. Dan tries to use Jury Duty to get out of work. Stephen reviews a new Star Wars video game. You’ll never guess who now has chili…with beans! Why can’t we force push our way through everything?

The whole first half of this episode is about Dr. Scientist’s Dance with the KFC Double Down. Dan has tips for remote workers. Would you bring your own ranch on a date?  

Monster Vegan in Philadelphia is our new favorite restaurant. Stephen is frustrated about some technical difficulties. Dan recounts his travels to Cajun Country for a film festival. How can you fart at work? What meat wouldn’t you eat?

Not to be confused with our other podcast, I Like to Movie Movie, we talk about going to the movies. Dan tries to watch Ant-Man, but hates AMC, man. Pitch Perfect > Super Bowl. Did you know Bri Larson was a pop star? We have a new shirt that will let everyone know you're Fucked Up on Cinnadust, so buy it!

Buffalo Ganache. Now you’re just a Bugle that I used to know. Has Oreo out-pizza’d the Hut? This episode is mostly about food. Oh we also play F-Marry-Kill.

We're back and in person! And we figured out slide whistles! Sorry for the echo on Dan's mic. Actually I'm not. So enjoy Stephen watching his Seahawks lose and Dan get drunk after one beer.

We talk a lot about bidets. Stephen is hungry. Dan tells you how bad Aladdin really is. Why don’t whistles work on microphones?

We play Would You Rather for most of this episode. It’s a blast. Also Dan finds new love with a raccoon who sells cheese.

Happy New Year! We’re going over our resolutions and favorite cheese/cookie combinations. We’ll see everyone in Yummy Yummy Cheese! Juice Force!

I guess this is our Christmas episode? We definitely don’t list the entire Asylum movie list and make our own turns on popular movies. We check in on Dan’s health and Stephen’s employment journeys. We also have a HUGE announcement.

Dan has his first Pawn experience, and makes a large change that will echoes in the halls of Hot Property lore from here to eternity. Stephen chides a bank, but learns the secret to happiness. We Harbour a love for David.

Stephen’s unemployment woes continue. Dan proposes an orgy for the apocalypse. Lisa Loab AI is coming to haunt us. The McDonald’s Gold Card is real. Someone sued Velveeta.