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Houston Dyna Pod (Houston Dynamo Podcast)

Houston Dyna Pod (Houston Dynamo Podcast)

By Finnister
A Houston Dynamo FC podcast. Banter, shithousery and dirty jokes.
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S2 E42 "Reunited"
Back from hiatus Sean stops by to chat Naga, Bundy, player contracts and address listener questions.
01:15:06
September 28, 2022
15 with Finn LAFC II
The Bundy bump has ended, let's talk about it. Facebook Twitter Instagram
16:21
September 19, 2022
15 with Finn NE
We just dog walked New England, let's talk about it. Facebook Twitter Instagram
17:10
September 14, 2022
S2 E41 "Shallow, Wey"
We talk Naga's sacking, Bundy's debut, accents, memory loss, our current mood and the future in Houston. Facebook Twitter Instagram
01:01:45
September 13, 2022
15 with Finn SKC
Down to 10 we nicked a point from a rival.  Let's talk about it. Facebook Twitter Instagram
16:22
September 11, 2022
S2 E40 "Naga's Last Dance"
Joey and OSG join me to crack jokes and talk Dynamo following our loss to Seattle. Facebook Twitter Instagram
51:34
September 06, 2022
15 with Finn Seattle
All points dropped, another lead squandered.  Let's talk about it. Facebook Twitter Instagram
16:42
September 05, 2022
15 with Finn LAFC II
We nicked all three points from the best club in MLS.  Let's talk about it. Facebook Twitter Instagram
16:23
September 01, 2022
15 with Finn MNUFC II
Another game we almost won, let's talk about it. Facebook Twitter Instagram
16:23
August 29, 2022
S2 E39 "Saved by Sebas"
Joey joins me to talk Colorado, road trips, playoff chances, missing parts and listener questions.  Facebook Twitter Instagram
46:11
August 22, 2022
15 with Finn Colorado
Late draw, stole a point, let's talk about it. Facebook Twitter Instagram
16:19
August 21, 2022
S2 E38 "Less Nagative More Pausitive"
OSG makes his debut.  We talk Montreal, Naga and double standards. Facebook Twitter Instagram Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:17:39
August 16, 2022
15 with Finn Montreal
15 minutes on Montreal Facebook Twitter Instagram Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
16:17
August 15, 2022
S2 E37 "Oh Paulinho"
We talk about Vancouver a bit but mostly disagree on Nagamura. Facebook Twitter Instagram Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:03:30
August 08, 2022
15 with Finn Vancouver
You built us up to let us down Facebook Twitter Instagram Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
16:10
August 06, 2022
S2 E36 "Still with Naga"
Philly thrashed us.  It's time to take our medicine, face reality and discuss why firing the coach is not the answer. Facebook Twitter Instagram Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:13:18
July 31, 2022
S2 E35 "Toxic Environments"
Joey Stats and Pupas join me to talk Naga, MNUFC, playoffs, Thor vs Fafa and rumored signings. Facebook Twitter Instagram Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:11:15
July 26, 2022
15 with Finn MNUFC
Reaction, stats and opinion following the MNUFC match. Facebook Twitter Instagram Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
16:47
July 24, 2022
15 with Finn SJ
Reaction, stats and opinion following the SJ match.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
14:06
July 18, 2022
S2 E34 "Jimmy and Joe or X and O?"
Austin match is done and dusted.  Joey and I talk team spirit, coaching stability and theirs being better than ours.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
51:25
July 13, 2022
S2 E33 "The New Usual"
Houston Dynamo FC get their swagger back Frisco get what they asked for We talk about it ALL Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:16:23
July 11, 2022
S2 E32 "Missing the Mark"
We discuss the poor run of form, the HH effect, transfers, predictions and listener questions. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:21:37
July 06, 2022
S2 E31 "3v3 Portland FC"
Slapped em on the stat sheet, trailed em on the score sheet.  Joey and I talk about the Portland match. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
33:10
June 30, 2022
S2 E30 "Cerenaissance"
Sean and I discuss the HH scheduling snafu, Thor, a midfield renaissance and other things. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
59:48
June 27, 2022
S2 E29 "One Team Two Halves"
Post Orlando/Fafa we have lots of questions. Joe and I discuss them in this one. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:01:15
June 20, 2022
S2 E28 "25 Days to HH"
Sean joins me to discuss our season, Fafa's restlessness, surprises, disappointments, genetic modification and listener questions. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:15:46
June 15, 2022
S2 E27 "We're Not Good Yet"
We cover a little of everything in this one, but we mostly focus on us not being good yet.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:09:04
May 30, 2022
S2 E26 "Galaxy Pumped"
Joey and I discuss the dismantling, dissection and destruction of the LA Galaxy. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
29:33
May 23, 2022
S2 E25 "Oh Lundy"
Colin and I discuss intruding parents, Sam Junqua, Lundy's red card and Dynamo induced mood swings. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:08:03
May 16, 2022
S2 E24 "Squirt Porn"
Sean and I talk DC, SA, Nashville, dance moves, roster moves, sending nudes and more. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:06:28
May 11, 2022
S2 E23 "DynaDoldrums"
In this episode we look back at the dismal DC performance, analyze our issues and answer listener questions.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
30:20
May 09, 2022
S2 E22 "The Lunatic Fringe"
Sean Ringrose and I discuss our recent struggles, paid content and the impatient lunatic fringe within our fanbase.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:30:23
May 04, 2022
S2 E21 "Mike Chabala"
I talk with Mike Chabala about life, soccer and moving forward. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
37:37
April 28, 2022
S2 E20 "No More Pregames"
Joined by Rudy Segura we discuss Portland, the F*C* Dallas match, shrooms and the twats we play next. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
53:00
April 26, 2022
S2 E19 "A Family Affair"
Joined by Edson Ochoa we take a look ahead at the Open Cup tie against our former affiliate the RGV Toros. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
53:18
April 17, 2022
S2 E18 "Music Things"
I talk with Charlie from the Double Post Podcast about the upcoming Timbers match and plenty of things not related to the beautiful game. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:00:55
April 14, 2022
S2 E17 "Our Trophies"
Joined by Abel from Tectonic Takes we settle the trophy debate, discuss our season, not saying the L word and of course we make our predictions. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
44:14
April 07, 2022
S2 E16 "Too Much Time on Will"
Joined by Sean and Rudy we explore #hashtags , fungi, assault, Norse mythology and Houston Dynamo FC. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
59:10
March 30, 2022
S2 E15 "Sebas or Sebust"
Joined by Colin from Keeping Tabs we look back at the Colorado match and discuss our star striker's lack of striking thus far. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
58:29
March 21, 2022
S2 E14 "Here Come the Caps"
Joined by Nathan from the Terminal City FC Podcast we take a look at what we think is most likely to happen between Houston Dynamo FC and the Vancouver Whitecaps.  Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
37:09
March 11, 2022
S2 E13 "Pushing Patience"
The name of the game is patience but we also discuss fatherhood, rumors, the future and a tiny bit of stats. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:25:24
March 09, 2022
S2 E12 "Hector Herrera"
In this episode I'm joined by The Professor Sean Ringrose to discuss Herrera, Herrera, RSL and Herrera again. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:16:49
March 02, 2022
S2 E11 "The Bizzaro Finnister"
Joined by "The Professor" Sean Ringrose from Generation Orange we navigate in state losses, discuss Herrera, identify team needs and present our ideal opening day lineups. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:07:06
February 24, 2022
S2 E10 "Try for El Tri"
Joined by Robb Zipp we navigate in state losses, discuss Herrera, identify team needs and present our ideal opening day lineups. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
46:55
February 21, 2022
S2 E9 "Penetrated"
In this episode we look back at a televised practice, discuss soccer jokes and send love Austin's way. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
19:25
February 14, 2022
S2 E8 "Do You Like Music?"
Once again I'm joined by The Professor Sean Ringrose to discuss the latest Dynamo news, preseason matches, player moves and STD's. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:24:12
February 03, 2022
S2 E7 "Ferreira, Mostly"
I sat down with The Professor Sean Ringrose from Generation Orange to discuss and disagree on our record signing, Sebastian Ferreira. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:12:54
January 19, 2022
S2 E6 "Hey Coacher"
In this episode we discuss the draft and the latest additions to the coaching staff.  Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
39:14
January 15, 2022
S2 E5 "Echoes of Tab"
In this episode we break down Nagamura's first press conference and share our two cents on certain points. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
49:30
January 07, 2022
S2 E4 "Deja Vu All Over Again"
We discuss the disappointment of Denver, Pablo Nagasaki, Matias Vera and other news. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
36:01
December 31, 2021
S2 E3 "First World Problems"
We discuss Christmas, Maxi, Covid, Lozano, Quintero, Lassiter, Clark and the eternal fountain of positivity that is Reddit. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
30:00
December 23, 2021
S2 E2 "Parents, Interrupting"
In this episode we look at the Steres signing, lack of news, potential love triangles and the interruption of a sacred act. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
19:20
December 16, 2021
S2 E1 "Back to Work"
Season Two opens with a real banger about who the Dynamo chose to extend, decline and release. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
37:53
December 04, 2021
2021 End of Year Super Pod
We are joined by Andres from Noodle Time, Sean from Generation Orange, Colin from Keeping Tabs and Cristian from Quattro Quattro Dos in our first annual end of year super pod.   Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
01:59:55
November 15, 2021
3v3 CF Montreal 11/3/2021
In our final sneak peek at future Patreon content we analyze the Montreal match in our 3v3 format. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
16:39
November 04, 2021
3v3 Colorado Rapids 10/31/2021
Another sneak peak at future Patreon content in this 3v3 Colorado Rapids postgame episode. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
24:01
November 01, 2021
S1 E75 "The Interview"
In this episode we discuss Tab's interview with Glenn Davis. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
50:25
October 26, 2021
3v3 Austin FC 10/24/2021
In this Patreon preview episode we debut a new postgame format that will be available next season on our Patreon.  3v3 is 3 observations on each squad post match with a time limit of 3 minutes per topic.  Short, sweet and to the point. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
15:02
October 24, 2021
S1 E74 "What's Left?"
In this episode we discuss the Galaxy match, try to soothe the angry supporters and ponder over what's left to play for. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
32:20
October 21, 2021
S1 E73 "Where's This Been?"
In this episode we look back at the Tab Ramos masterclass against the lads from the Emerald City. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
41:58
October 19, 2021
S1 E72 "For Natalie"
In this dedication episode we talk about a dear friend, USL standouts, Newcastle and my weekend update. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD DB - https://bit.ly/37cP8YP
35:49
October 13, 2021
S1 E71 "Blood the Boys, Play the Kids"
In this episode we look back at KC, discuss expiring contracts, formations, GM's, Tab, Dave Chappelle and Cancel Culture.  Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD DB - https://bit.ly/37cP8YP
46:32
October 06, 2021
S1 E70 "Swiss Bliss: The GM Candidates"
In this episode we profile the rumored Houston Dynamo GM candidates, give our pick for the position and answer some listener questions.  Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD DB - https://bit.ly/37cP8YP 
23:40
September 29, 2021
S1 E69 "Now We're Mad Again!"
In this episode we look at the Minnesota United debacle, Tab's lack of subs and our Junqy future at left back. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
21:10
September 27, 2021
S1 E68 "Late Night Spaces"
In this episode we chat with a listener about our triumph over Frisco,  EPL rivalries and other nonsensical shithousery. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
50:04
September 21, 2021
S1 E67 "Finnister's Imaginarium"
In this episode we look back at the Galaxy match, forward to the Rent Boys match and spend quite a bit of time delving into the hypothetical realm of "what if" when it comes to this season. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
41:53
September 17, 2021
S1 E66 "Broken Trumpets and Broken Streaks"
In this streak busting episode we rejoice after a thrashing of Austin FC but also disappointed the evening was marred with green smoke and a percussion concussion. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
34:37
September 15, 2021
S1 E65 "We Broke the Record!"
In this episode we talk Portland, breaking MLS records, awkward Vegas weddings and our manager's future. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
34:49
September 07, 2021
S1 E64 "Buhbye Matty"
In this episode we share our thoughts on the Matt Jordan termination, look ahead to Portland, breakdown highlights from Ted Segal's interview and reveal my weekend plans. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
41:00
September 01, 2021
S1 E63 "Slide Slide Slippity Slide"
In this episode we look back at Saturdays loss, dissect Michael Nelson's interview and answer some listener questions. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD https://clapcleats.com/discount/HDP
40:19
August 30, 2021
S1 E62 "This is a Must Win"
In this episode we debut brand new intro music by our boys Familiar with Failure and we look ahead to this weekends match against Minnesota United.  Stay tuned after the episode to listen to the new Familiar with Failure track in it's entirety. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD https://clapcleats.com/discount/HDP
21:42
August 27, 2021
S1 E61 "#FireMattJordan"
In this episode we look back at another Texas Derby draw, discuss trending hashtags, impart words of wisdom to our SG's and give thanks to seeing Lundy back in the starting XI.  Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD https://clapcleats.com/discount/HDP
27:03
August 24, 2021
S1 E60 "This is Bonkers"
Following our most recent defeat to RSL we discuss the match but this episode continues to focus primarily on the dumpster fire that is our club, our one and only club Houston Dynamo FC. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
29:14
August 20, 2021
S1 E59 "Burn It All Down"
As the title says, I'm ready to burn this thing down and start over. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD https://bit.ly/37cP8YP
14:43
August 17, 2021
S1 E58 "We're All Depressed"
In this episode I explain my extended absence, fire back at the negative nancy's, display genuine hate for Austin FC and remind everyone to settle down. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
21:57
August 10, 2021
S1 E57 "Baird, Breakups and RSL"
In this episode we profile Corey Baird, my breakup, red wine and the RSL match. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD https://track.webgains.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=1540545&wgprogramid=280805
23:43
July 31, 2021
S1 E56 "Can We Have Some COCO!"
In this episode we highlight the latest "potential" signing Coco Carrasquilla, Matt Jordan's wicked bargain basement scouting scheme and briefly explain the reason for our solo blogging efforts. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD https://track.webgains.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=1540545&wgprogramid=280805
18:35
July 29, 2021
S1 E55 "What About My Feelings?"
In this episode we clarify a misconstrued Tweet, discuss social justice, minimum wage and breakdown another draw by our club the Houston Tienamo with some listeners. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
54:55
July 26, 2021
S1 E54 "Quickie with San Jose"
In this episode we discuss the upcoming reverse fixture vs San Jose, dream lineup and three keys to a draw.  No, not a victory, we know better by now. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
13:00
July 24, 2021
S1 E53 "You Like Draws? We Got Em!"
In this episode we interview the Vancouver Whitecaps BIGGEST fan, discuss the Tab Ramos defensive masterclass against Vancouver that saw the opponents get zero shots on target while we scored, zero goals and collectively ponder the sideline attire of Marc Dos Santos. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
42:39
July 22, 2021
S1 E52 "Spaces, Upgrades and Brothel Jokes"
In this episode we chat with a listener, discuss the BBVA upgrades, breakdown our upcoming match against Vancouver and debut a brothel joke that got me some sideways looks in discord. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com or JOIN US ON DISCORD
34:09
July 19, 2021
S1 E51 Rootes Resigns "Dynamo Gonna Dynamo"
In this episode we debut new intro music by Familiar with Failure, flirt with cancel culture, discuss Rootes resigning, Mexican homophobia, stereotypes, weed in the Olympics and some UFC. Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
31:44
July 12, 2021
S1 E50 Seattle Postgame "Hadebe Me NOW Please"
In this episode we examine the 2-0 loss to the Seattle Sounders, discuss where our squad is, where our squad could be and take a deep dive into listener comments and feelings following our latest match without 3 points.   Support this podcast Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com  Brought to you by OMIO
27:58
July 08, 2021
S1 E49 "Griffin, Kinda Like the Bird"
In this episode we introduce our latest signing Griffin Dorsey, the effect he could have on the team and discuss the rumor of a sexy signing from England.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
13:55
July 06, 2021
S1 E48 Cincy Postgame "Sam Giveth and Sam Taketh Away"
In this episode we examine the match vs Cincinnati, the highlights, the lowlights, the press conference and of course the enigma known as Sam Junqua. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
38:14
July 05, 2021
S1 E47 Cincy Preview "Web Tilton Followed Me"
In this episode we break down the upcoming match vs Cincy, give some shout outs to important people and discuss Glenn Davis's interview on Fox 26. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
18:20
July 02, 2021
S1 E46 Portland, Teenage and RSL "The Nightmares are Back"
In this episode we talk about craft beer, fake weed, mental health, the Portland nightmare, a DP signing (finally) and the "could have been a bloodbath" match that took place in Salt Lake City. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
53:06
June 29, 2021
S1 E45 The Ted Segal Special
Ted Segal did over 50 minutes of media discussions today, we have taken out the key parts and added in our color commentary to create a smooth crisp 29 minute episode that is unlike anything this show has done before. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
29:12
June 23, 2021
S1 E44 LAFC Postgame II "Maxi's a Born Again Striker"
In this episode we look back at the surprise point we earned against LAFC on the road in spite of the stats saying we had no chance and examine the underrated and revitalized Maxi Urruti. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
17:26
June 21, 2021
S1 E43 LAFC Preview II "UEFA is F****** Heartless”
In this episode we discuss Christian Eriksen, the heartless association that is UEFA and oh yeah, we preview the reverse fixture against LAFC.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
18:22
June 18, 2021
S1 E42 USMNT Review "The Future is Bright"
In this episode we're gonna visit the past, present and future of the USMNT and discuss some other snippets of rando info. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
39:52
June 10, 2021
S1 E41 CONCACAF "Sleeping with Strangers"
In this episode we talk about our experience at the CONCACAF Semi's in Denver, Ramirez transfer rumors, Pauly Shore and my 4 day stay at a hostel in Denver, yes, you read that correctly, a hostel. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
29:05
June 06, 2021
S1 E40 Sporting KC Postgame "So High at Halftime"
In this episode we break down the 3-2 loss to Sporting KC, discuss ending the Center Boni experiment, give love to Maxi and Marko while bashing Rudiger for his challenge on De Bruyne. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
22:14
May 31, 2021
S1 E39 Sporting KC Preview "Poisoning the Minds of Zimbabwe"
In this episode we preview KC again, reiterate Teenage Hadebe transfer news and plot the plan for global domination one African nation at a time. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
14:54
May 29, 2021
S1 E38 Teenage "Dream" Hadebe Scouting Report
In this episode we do a deep deep dive on Houston Dynamo FC transfer rumor Teenage Hadebe and answer some listener questions. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
16:35
May 25, 2021
S1 E37 Vancouver Postgame "Eat Crow Dos Santos"
In this episode we talk about our 2-1 victory over Vancouver, Internet tough guys, Tim Parker's head and Marko's bounce back performance. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
17:37
May 24, 2021
S1 E36 Vancouver Pregame "Setpiece Goals Only"
In this episode we take a gander at our upcoming match vs Vancoovah, Dos Santos trash talk, lack of creativity in the final third and promote kindness to our visiting Canadian friend. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
17:08
May 21, 2021
S1 E35 New Ownership "Brener Out?"
In this shorty of an episode we profile our potential new owner Ted Segal, discuss the failings of Brener and correctly pronounce the term magna cum laude. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
16:50
May 19, 2021
S1 E34 Colorado Postgame "S*** or Get Off the Pot"
In this episode we break down the tragedy of the Colorado Rapids loss, discuss our lone DP's future, MLS's scheduling woes and also profile the young but rarely seen Alejandro Fuenmayor. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
22:51
May 18, 2021
S1 E33 Colorado Pregame "Gonna Be a Tough One"
In this episode we breakdown our tough upcoming match vs the Colorado Rapids and how the altitude can make 2 beers feel more like 6. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
21:29
May 14, 2021
S1 E32 SKC Postgame "Silky Smooth Derrick Jones"
In this episode we reminisce over our boys slapping Sporting KC, Tabs red card, Kangol hats, Derrick Jones, emergency bathroom breaks and we answer some fan questions. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
31:21
May 13, 2021
S1 E31 KC Pregame "High on Hope”
In this episode we're gonna break down the upcoming match vs Sporting KC, Elon Musk's acting pedigree, gun violence and answer a few questions from our listeners.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
28:15
May 11, 2021
S1 E30 Frisco Postgame "Paxton Pedostache"
In this episode we break down the points we stole from Frisco on the road, the Pasher effect and Paxton Pomykals glaring need for a new style of facial hair. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
23:39
May 08, 2021
S1 E29 Frisco Pregame "Dallas Spelled Backwards is Sallad"
In this episode we preview our upcoming match with the Frisco Rent Boys, Pomykals comments and answer some fan questions.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
18:19
May 07, 2021
S1 E28 Adam Lundqvist "Our Favorite Swede"
In this episode we profile Adam Lundqvist, the Stros/Yankee rivalry, all EPL Champions League, Constitutional carry and DOGE coin. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
20:26
May 06, 2021
S1 E27 Zarek Valentin "He's Hot"
In this episode we cover the eye candy of H-Town Zarek Valentin, herbal medicine, arranged marriages and the Amish. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
21:56
May 04, 2021
S1 E26 LAFC postgame "Shoulda Been 3 Points"
In this episode we break down the match against LAFC, Glazer protests, MLS VAR and bringing babies to a party.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
24:05
May 03, 2021
S1 E25 LAFC pregame "Bring on the Pretty Boys"
In this episode we are breaking down our BIG upcoming match versus LAFC but we're also gonna spend some time on class act Brian Mctaggart and discuss the idea of how fan ownership in MLS clubs can really change soccer in America. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
18:10
April 30, 2021
S1 E24 Tim Parker "He's THE Center Back"
In this episode we're talking Tim Parker, Kaitlyn Jenner, ESL, new turf, lazy people and me releasing my inner gangsta. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
20:40
April 28, 2021
S1 E23 "In or Out"
In this episode we're going to look back on the Portland match, discuss proposed boycotts, bash negativity and ooze massive amounts of love for Tyler Pasher. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
21:17
April 25, 2021
S1 E22 "Looking at Portland"
In this episode we're going to briefly talk about what we need and what we should expect from our visit to Portland this Saturday April 24th. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
12:05
April 23, 2021
S1 E21 "Bizama and Bartlow and News Oh My"
In this week's episode we're gonna profile Jose Bizama and Ethan Bartlow, riff on the European Super League and take a dive into racial tensions here in 'Merica. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
19:57
April 22, 2021
S1 E20 "San Jose SMACKED"
In this episode we break down the SMACKING of San Jose at BBVA to start our 2021-2022 season featuring a lineup that most of us did not expect as well as me checking myself out of the hospital to attend opening day.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
22:20
April 17, 2021
S1 E19 Boniek Garcia "El Presidente"
In this episode we cover the ageless one, the utility man, El Presidente Boniek Garcia.  He's a proven winner and all around good guy. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
11:08
April 17, 2021
S1 E18 Matias Vera "He's Worn the Armband"
In this episode we're going to profile defensive midfielder Matias Vera, rag on Austin FC and discuss my strange yet selfless addiction. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
15:41
April 09, 2021
S1 E17 Darwin Ceren "Jaws"
In this episode we profile El Capitan of El Salvador and defensive midfielder for our club Houston Dynamo FC, Darwin Ceren. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
18:48
April 07, 2021
S1 E16 Memo Rodriguez "He's One of Our Own!"
In this episode we profile the hometown hero, the prodigal son, one of our own....Memo Rodriguez Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
15:47
April 05, 2021
S1 E15 La Copita vs Austin FC postgame
In this episode we breakdown the match vs Austin FC in the La Copita tournament.  Unfortunately the Austin faithful are gonna have to keep peddling their homemade candles and incense because we taught them that they ain't ready to be top dog in Texas when it comes to soccer. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
11:25
April 03, 2021
S1 E14 Derrick Jones "This Dude is Huge"
In this episode we are going to talk about one of our new signings and arguably one of our tallest players, Derrick Jones. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
11:55
April 03, 2021
S1 E13 Fafa Picault "The Gazelle"
In this episode we're gonna discuss Fafa Picault, racism in Italy and our dislike for Dallas FC. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
18:44
April 02, 2021
S1 E12 Darwin Quintero Jr "The Goal Scientist"
In this episode we profile our best player, our motor, our creator "The Goal Scientist" Darwin Quintero Jr along with the U23 Olympic qualifying failure and the promiscuity of my ex-wife Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
44:05
March 31, 2021
S1 E11 Joe Corona "Corona 15"
Today's class will cover Joe Corona and Narcos with brief periods of horrendous Mexican accents. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
16:13
March 28, 2021
S1 E10 Ariel Lassiter "Not a Mermaid"
It's time to learn about Ariel Lassiter and supervising your children folks. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
16:46
March 24, 2021
S1 E9 Tyler Pasher "Flying Canuck"
We're going to cover all things Tyler Pasher in this one, all things, Tyler Pasher, in this one. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
16:58
March 22, 2021
S1 E8 Maxi Urruti "Maximus Decimus Urrutius"
Lucky for some of you there's no dirty stories this week.  Life has been boring and honestly Maxi Urruti's ascent to professional football is much more interesting.  So, this week's episode is all about Maxi Urruti... aka "Maximus Decimus Urritius" Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
20:12
March 21, 2021
S1 E7 Mateo Bajamich "Big Things"
In this episode I share a story of how being a gentleman can land you in hot water and we also talk in depth about our young right winger, Mateo "Big Things" Bajamich  Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
13:05
March 16, 2021
S1 E6 Christian Ramirez "California Christian"
In this episode we talk exclusively about our main man up top, Christian Ramirez. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
14:16
March 13, 2021
S1 E5 "Take Your Mask Off"
In this episode we discuss Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, Matt Jordan's manhood (again), Game of Thrones, transfer talk and playing the kids. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
24:24
March 03, 2021
S1 E4 "Boomers and Their Racist Words"
In this episode we talk about Game Stop, the CBA, Reddit haters, attacking options up front and accidental racism from the Boomer generation. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
23:38
February 04, 2021
S1 E3 "Disowned By Mom"
In this episode we discuss the flurry of signings, Houston's new found love affair with Matt Jordan, MLS Superdraft and the perils of designer drug use. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
34:58
January 27, 2021
S1 E2 "Grab a Hot Tip"
In this episode we talk about family reactions, hate mail, Houston weather, Matt Jordan's future , recent transfers, travel in the US and so much more. Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
24:18
January 19, 2021
S1 E1 "Thumbing It In"
Episode 1 of the all new Houston Dyna Pod podcast. We discuss Covid, our miserable last season, new signings, ownership, random jokes, bedroom mishaps and the confusing outlook of the upcoming year.  Facebook Twitter Instagram Wordpress Have a question for the show? Visit us on Twitter, Instagram, Wordpress or Email us at HoustonDynaPod@yahoo.com
25:17
January 13, 2021