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How are you? Where are you?

How are you? Where are you?

By How Are You Where Are You

The How Are You? Where Are You? podcast chronicles our cycle tour from London all the way home to Aotearoa/New Zealand via Europe and Latin America.

Through this audio travelogue you can follow our adventures by bike and hear sounds and stories from the saddle.

Original music courtesy of Callum Campbell.
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HAYWAY Episode 43 - Upper Hutt, NZ

How are you? Where are you?Jun 02, 2016

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HAYWAY Episode 43 - Upper Hutt, NZ

HAYWAY Episode 43 - Upper Hutt, NZ

That'll do.

After almost 16,000km and 13 months on the road we have arrived home in the Hutt Valley of New Zealand.

We arrived in Wellington Harbour on a beautiful day and formed a peloton of friends and family to ride 30km to Baden's sister's house in Upper Hutt to signal the end of our journey.

It has been a weird ol' month since we've been back. Baden really misses the cycle touring lifestyle while Shelley's enjoying being inside again.

Thanks for listening to our series of podcasts. They've been fun to make. We have loved recording our memories in this form and hopefully you have enjoyed them too.

Watch this space for future podcast projects and we will follow this in a couple of weeks in a How Are You? Where Are You? podcast bonus edition where we review the best and worst of the gear we took on the trip.
Jun 02, 201631:30
HAYWAY Episode 42 - Picton, NZ
May 02, 201648:34
HAYWAY Episode 41 - Arthur's Pass, NZ
Apr 19, 201643:16
HAYWAY Episode 40 - Cardrona, NZ
Apr 14, 201638:26
HAYWAY Episode 39, Balclutha, NZ
Apr 04, 201643:20
HAYWAY Episode 38 - Rakiura, (Stewart Island) NZ

HAYWAY Episode 38 - Rakiura, (Stewart Island) NZ

We've made it to New Zealand and without trying to sound deliberately cheesy, it's blowing our minds.

Our journey so far has seen us arriving in Queenstown in the South Island (Te Waipounamu) and riding out into the Central Otago wilderness.

We visited the magic of Fiordland and pedalled into the land of good buggers in Southland.

This was recorded this a few days ago on Rakiura or Stewart Island - a beautiful blip of land at the southern tip of Aotearoa.

Life in New Zealand is expensive but we've been loving tucking into the Jaffa Thins and meat pies and covering our eyes when it comes to doing the budget.

Being tourists in our own country is a weird experience, especially when it comes to taking local advice from a French guy sleeping in the back of an old van.
Mar 29, 201639:35
HAYWAY Episode 37 - Valizas, Uruguay
Mar 12, 201638:40
HAYWAY Episode 36, Lima, Peru
Mar 01, 201645:01
HAYWAY Episode 35 - Huaraz, Peru
Feb 21, 201642:22
HAYWAY Episode 34 - Chiclin, Peru

HAYWAY Episode 34 - Chiclin, Peru

We have been hammering it through Northern Peru. How did we get so fit? It seems like a lifetime since we were plodding through France trying to get used to this whole cycle touring thing if you consider a life to be 10 months.

Check out the map on our website
howareyouwhereareyou.com to see our effort over the first 11 days of February. We talk about why we've been putting the pedal to the rubber-soled shoe if that's an acceptable use of the phrase.

There's been a lot of nothing riding through the deserts of Northern Peru but it has provided us with stunning scenery and plenty of time to contemplate some of the environmental issues in this part of the world, which we talk about in this week's How Are You? Where Are You? podcast.

We were also invited to a sugar-fuelled rave masquerading as a 2-year-old's birthday party and the quality of the cooking in Peru has been a big step up for this trip. The big question is why Shelley has been preferring to eat all this magnificent food with less-than-hygenic implements?

Go to howareyouwhereareyou.com for photos to match this podcast.
Feb 12, 201634:27
HAYWAY Episode 33 - Guayaquil, Ecuador
Jan 31, 201642:08
HAYWAY Episode 32 - Quito, Ecuador
Jan 23, 201638:02
HAYWAY Episode 31 - Baeza, Ecuador
Jan 19, 201636:33
HAYWAY Episode 30 - Pasto, Colombia #Festive500
Jan 03, 201644:07
HAYWAY Episode 29 - Salento, Colombia
Dec 23, 201536:05
HAYWAY Episode 28 - Bogota, Colombia
Dec 13, 201542:11
HAYWAY Episode 27 - Medellin, Colombia

HAYWAY Episode 27 - Medellin, Colombia

Seriously, if you are planning to come to Colombia with the sole aim of snorting cheap crap up your nose, you are massively missing out. It's a cycle touring paradise and in this week's How Are You? Where Are You? podcast we team up with our new buddies Shaggy and Lenin to discover all the joys of the beautiful Antioquian countryside.

After eight months on the road, a new style of touring has dawned on us and we're bloody excited. We share all about that. We discover a perhaps little known link between Colombia and New Zealand and go cattle shopping in downtown Medellin.

Viva Colombia!
Dec 01, 201545:27
HAYWAY Episode 26 - Uramita, Colombia

HAYWAY Episode 26 - Uramita, Colombia

We've just gone and cycled across Central America! How about that? We look back on the best of times in this week's How Are You? Where Are You? podcast.

We talk about how to cross the Darien Gap between Central and South America and why we opted to sail in a yacht through the San Blas Islands captained by a maniacal Italian instead of transforming our steeds into pedalos in an attempt to cross these supposedly smuggler-infested waters.

Colombia is freaking awesome by the way but hang on for episode 27 for more on that.
Nov 25, 201534:52
HAYWAY Episode 25 - Santa Clara, Panama

HAYWAY Episode 25 - Santa Clara, Panama

Baden has a run in with the Panamanian health system and his marriage comes under strain in this How Are You? Where Are You? podcast.

We're in Panama, slogging our guts out pedal stroke by pedal stroke to reach the nation's capital and the end of the Central American part of our journey.

On the way, we get lots of honks and toots, we meet an interesting Oklahoman living off his land, we try to fit a Panamanian hat a top of Baden's significantly-sized head and we give you the crucial lowdown on the banana situation.
Nov 12, 201540:30
HAYWAY Episode 24 - Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica

HAYWAY Episode 24 - Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica

Don't ya just love conquering a fear? Shelley's phobia was a bit of a weird one: the cute, furry, slow-moving, completely unthreatening mammals that are sloths. Tune into the How Are You? Where Are You? podcast to see if Shell could overcome her very own fear factor in Costa Rica.

Our bestie Terry the Tent has had a rough ol' time of late. We fill you in on his trials and tribulations involving a frog.

All this and more as we take you on a bike trip across Costa Rica, up hill and down dale, scoffing down rice and beans and yelling out "Pura Vida!"
Nov 04, 201540:49
HAYWAY Episode 23 - San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua

HAYWAY Episode 23 - San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua

Sorry for the delay in bringing you episode 23. We've been on the road pedalling our legs off riding across eastern El Salvador, before zipping through the south of Honduras and travelling the length of Nicaragua to our recording place of San Juan del Sur, down in the south of this interesting land on the Pacific Coast.

We are joined by another special guest this week. He's another cycle touring drifter out drifting. Ivan Said (aka Pistache Radioactive Garcia) has ridden here from his hometown of San Luis de Potosi in Mexico and will join us in a mini peloton as we head into Costa Rica and beyond.

We compare travelling tales from the last couple of weeks on the road and share with you, our dear listeners, a Nicaraguan folk story. There's also perhaps the launch of an exciting new segment: Poetry Corner. Hey we're drifters out drifting so why not?
Oct 22, 201531:48
HAYWAY Episode 22 - Santa Tecla, El Salvador
Oct 07, 201532:07
HAYWAY Episode 21 - Guatemala City

HAYWAY Episode 21 - Guatemala City

"Why would you ever go to Guatemala City?" A common question we've had from other tourists who have been warned off Guatemala's big smoke. Their doubts made us want to ride there even more, and we ended up pleasantly surprised as you'll hear in this week's How Are You? Where Are You? podcast.

We also ride the local 'Chicken' buses into the highlands and continue our fascination with this country's rich biodiversity when we meet Fredy Archila, a man passionate about orchids. We hope you enjoy the show.
Sep 29, 201536:51
HAYWAY Episode 20 - Cobán, Guatemala

HAYWAY Episode 20 - Cobán, Guatemala

We recorded this in Cobán, high up in the Alta Verapaz region of the Guatemala's interior. We've been learning a lot about Mayan culture and a lot about the capability of our legs to ride our heavy touring bikes high up into the sky.

New Zealanders have been fascinated by this Central American country ever since Nurse Carrie Burton uttered the line: "You're not in Guatemala now Dr Ropata" in the debut episode of the homegrown soap Shortland Street.

Unlike Dr Ropata we are actually in Guatemala right now and have even been spending time in the jungle where the great doctor cut his medical teeth. We hope you enjoy this podcast.
Sep 19, 201537:55
HAYWAY Episode 19 - Dangriga, Belize
Sep 07, 201535:04
HAYWAY Episode 18 - Puerto Escondido, Mexico
Aug 28, 201537:48
HAYWAY Episode 17 - Chetumal, Mexico

HAYWAY Episode 17 - Chetumal, Mexico

We mention the word "hot" quite a bit in this podcast because that's what it's been here on the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico. We've been checking out some significant Mayan sites and having fun but the heat ended up being a bit too much for Baden.
Aug 10, 201534:21
HAYWAY Episode 16 - Cuba

HAYWAY Episode 16 - Cuba

Our stint off the bike continues with a holiday in Cuba. It's our third time in the country so we discuss our observations as the socialist paradise begins to open up to change. We also speak with Shelley's parents who joined us on tour for the month of July and what went wrong with Baden's cycling plans for Cuba?
Aug 01, 201526:55
HAYWAY Episode 15 - Madrid II

HAYWAY Episode 15 - Madrid II

Recorded under a shady tree in Retiro Park in Madrid, we take some time to fill you in on our preparations for Central and South America. We visited Cenas a Pedal in Lisbon to get help with our bikes and we did some last minute shopping in Madrid for supplies before our flight to Cuba. We also discuss our route, goals for the trip and thank some people who have helped us prepare for the next part of our journey in the regular feature, 'In praise of'.
Jul 21, 201522:26
HAYWAY podcast 14 - Madrid

HAYWAY podcast 14 - Madrid

We found an oasis during the Madrid heatwave in the cool waters of our hosts' plastic paddling pool, so we recorded the podcast there. This time we review our whole European trip. We pick out some bests and worsts, count up kilometres travelled and other statistics and discuss some of the things we've been reflecting on since we finished in Lisbon.
Jul 08, 201530:50
HAYWAY Episode 13 Lisbon II

HAYWAY Episode 13 Lisbon II

Finally a whole week off the bikes! Shelley spends it jetting back to London while Baden stays behind in Lisbon feeding his face and listening to stories. We wrap up our final week in Portugal.
Jun 29, 201532:40
HAYWAY Episode 12 - Lisbon

HAYWAY Episode 12 - Lisbon

We made it to Lisbon and the end of the European leg of our cycle tour. We celebrate with red wine, sardines and fado. On the way we check out the King's playground in Sintra and dine out on breakfast for What's in the Pot?
Jun 21, 201531:21
HAYWAY Episode 11 - Peniche, Portugal

HAYWAY Episode 11 - Peniche, Portugal

Sun, sand and sardines in the 11th episode of the How Are You? Where Are You? podcast recorded in Peniche on the western tip of Portugal. After riding down the Atlantic coast from Porto, we discuss our small diversion in-land to the historic university of Coimbra and take you out on the town for a sardine dinner.
Jun 15, 201530:08
HAYWAY Episode 10 - Douro Special

HAYWAY Episode 10 - Douro Special

We have a special edition for our 10th How Are You? Where Are You? podcast. We take you on a cycling tour of the Douro River from Pocinho to Porto.
Jun 08, 201528:47
HAYWAY Episode 9 - Amarante, Portugal

HAYWAY Episode 9 - Amarante, Portugal

Episode 9 of the How Are You? Where Are You? podcast comes to you from the banks of the Rio Tamega in Northern Portugal. We discuss the changing dynamics of our trip with more time on our hands and What's in the Pot is brought to you from a creepy campground.
Jun 01, 201530:35
HAYWAY Episode 8 - Santiago, Spain

HAYWAY Episode 8 - Santiago, Spain

In this episode of the How are you? Where are you? podcast we focus on what it means to finish the 800km Camino de Santiago. Recorded in Santiago de Compostela we capture the moment we officially finish, are joined by a special guest and whip up another treat on the camp stove.
May 22, 201524:16
HAYWAY Episode 7 - Leon, Spain

HAYWAY Episode 7 - Leon, Spain

Welcome to the seventh episode of the How Are You? Where Are You? podcast recorded in central Leon in Spain and including an audio diary of a day cycling the Camino de Santiago.
May 15, 201530:25
HAYWAY Episode 6 - St Jean-Pied-de-Port, France

HAYWAY Episode 6 - St Jean-Pied-de-Port, France

Welcome to the sixth episode of the How Are You? Where are You? podcast recorded in a campground at St Jean-Pied-de-Port in south-west France as we prepare to follow the Camino trail to Santiago de Compostela.
May 05, 201533:27
HAYWAY Episode 5 - Bergerac, France

HAYWAY Episode 5 - Bergerac, France

Here's our latest podcast from the banks of the Dordogne River in Bergerac, France.
Apr 29, 201531:00
HAYWAY Episode 4 - Auxerre, France

HAYWAY Episode 4 - Auxerre, France

Welcome to the fourth episode of the How Are You Where Are You Podcast from somewhere between Troyes and Auxerre in France on our bicycle journey home to New Zealand.
Apr 21, 201522:02
HAYWAY Episode 3 - BE/NL/D border

HAYWAY Episode 3 - BE/NL/D border

Welcome to our third How are you? Where are you? podcast, an audio travelogue describing our cycle tour from London, through Europe and Latin America, to New Zealand. This episode was recorded on the border of Germany, The Netherlands and Belgium.
Apr 14, 201525:21
HAYWAY Episode 2 - Harwich, UK

HAYWAY Episode 2 - Harwich, UK

Welcome to our second How are you? Where are you? podcast, an audio travelogue describing our cycle tour from London, through Europe and Latin America, to New Zealand. Recorded on the ferry from the UK to The Netherlands as we embark on out adventure!
Apr 07, 201520:39
HAYWAY Episode 1 - London, UK

HAYWAY Episode 1 - London, UK

Welcome to the first episode of the How Are You? Where Are You? podcast as we prepare to embark on a big cycling adventure through Europe and Latin America.
Mar 27, 201518:28