How To Cry "Monster"
By Neil Nestor
Explorers of the paranormal, debaters of conspiracies, our goal is to bring attention to some of the unsolved mysteries of the world and compile all our knowledge to determine what's real and what's fake.
How To Cry "Monster"Apr 13, 2024
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Kaiju
The time has finally come... the booming sound of footsteps. The echoing screeches backed up by a choir of screams reverberating off the concrete. No matter who you are, giant monsters are memorable things whether they're benevolent or chaotic, or perhaps a little bit of both. It's time we lift the curtain on our favorite topic thus far and show you the world of Kaiju. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Sound/Philosopher: Mike Duus.
Apr 13, 202448:01
Vlad the Impaler, the real Dracula
Want to visit Wallachia? Better get a rabies shot because bats are everywhere and the forests are looking a little too fleshy. Also, if you end up in Vlad's presence, never tell a lie. That would certainly spell your doom. Host: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Co-Host/Philosopher: Mike Duus.
Apr 09, 202401:30:52
Dragons: Redux
Welcome back! It's time to talk about DRAGONS...again? There was a lot of information left out of out original episode, so this is a fresh look at what us dragonology experts have to offer as we delve deep into our delicious draconic debauchery! Host/Editor: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Sound/Co-Host: Mike Duus.
Apr 03, 202447:24
St. Patrick's Day Special: Fairies: The Redux
Fairies aren't always nice. They're chaotic and mischievous. Just like everyone on this episode. Sit back and relax as we show you the true nature of these bewildering creatures. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Biologist/Philosopher: Mike Duus. Special Guest: Liam McGrath.
Mar 18, 202401:18:44
Norse Mythology
Mike Duus takes the stage and regales us with his culture and vibrant stories of Nordic culture. Whatever you think you know about Thor from Marvel, throw it out the proverbial window! Host/Editor: Neil Nestor. Researcher/Co-Host: Jules Henig. Sound/Host: Mike Duus.
Feb 03, 202436:43
Curses & Runes
When something just doesn't go your way, like ever. When you seem to feel a darkness looming over you, plunging a cold swirl of dry air around your body. Does this feeling ring a bell? Maybe you did something you shouldn't have, and possibly upset some other entity in the process? Honey, you might be cursed! Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Biologist/Philosopher: Mike Duus. Special Guest: Melissa Frank.
Oct 31, 202301:20:56
Ley Lines
Around the world, there exists a network of lines, akin to latitude and longitude. They're called "Ley Lines" and they have a strong connection to paranormal phenomena, but why? Are they lines of energy, or pieces of something that lies underneath reality?
Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Biologist/Philosopher: Mike Duus.
Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Biologist/Philosopher: Mike Duus.
Oct 14, 202301:14:15
A.I. Part 2
The latest developments in the controvery of Artificial Intelligence and what it means for us as artists, writers, and humans. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Editor: Joseph Hall.
Apr 14, 202329:05
Bad Luck & Superstition
When things just don't go your way, do you feel that you were jinxed? Did you walk under that ladder, break that mirror, or touch something cursed? Don't worry, the time has finally come for HTCM to investigate it for you! Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Special Guest: Sophia Costa. Editor: Joseph Hall.
Apr 03, 202348:07
Missing 411 & Stairs in the Woods
Today we delve into the darkness of the forests. The places of no return. People go missing every year in America, and even more around the world. And some of these missing persons are tied to unbelievable mysteries! Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Editor: Joseph Hall.
Mar 27, 202348:42
Glitches in the Matrix
Have you ever had deja vu? That feeling like you've done something before, perhaps in a dream, but now in reality? Do you remember something differently than how others do? You may have a glitch.
Host/Producer: Neil Nestor.
Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig.
Editor: Joseph Hall.
Host/Producer: Neil Nestor.
Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig.
Editor: Joseph Hall.
Mar 16, 202350:06
The Multiverse and Astral Projection
Strewn about existence could be other dimensions that parallel our own. And in these other dimensions, alternate versions of ourselves could be living similar or completely different lives! Some believe we can connect to our other selves through astral projection, but most people have instead focused on communicating with extraterrestrials. So what is up and what is down?
Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Editor: Joseph Hall.
Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Co-Host/Researcher: Jules Henig. Editor: Joseph Hall.
Mar 16, 202355:42
Conspiracy Grab Bag Part 2
The HTCM family continues their shenanigans by exploring the rest of Wikipedia's cursed conspiracy theories in this alphabetically-arranged episode picking up from the letter 'E'. Host/Editor: Joseph Hall. Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Max Benjamin. Special Guest: Patience Cole.
Oct 24, 202239:08
Bobby Joe Long
The most terrifying monsters are those wearing the faces of your neighbors and friends. Serial Killer Bobby Joe Long ravaged Florida and left many bodies in his wake. This story is told first-hand by my mother, former Sgt. Denise Nestor, who was caught in the middle of Pinellas County's darkest hour. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Max Benjamin. Special Guest(s): Sgt. Denise Nestor, Lt. Thomas Nestor.
Oct 24, 202201:10:38
The Gardner Museum Heist
Taking a shift into unsolved true-crime, our editor Joey leads us into the mystery of the Gardner Museum Heist of 1990 in the midst of his hometown of Boston. This seemingly perfect heist has yielded almost no leads or evidence whatsoever! So, how will we figure out who did it? Host: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Researcher: Emily Romero. Co-Host: Max Benjamin.
May 15, 202234:45
Conspiracy Grab-Bag Part 1
The Final Battle against Monsters, Mysteries, and Paranormal Conspiracies commences as Neil and Joe tackle their most daunting challenge yet: every conspiracy ever! In alphabetical order from Wikipedia, our hosts run the gauntlet of numerous mysteries. Maybe, just maybe, there will be future episodes sparked into existence from this How To Cry Monster supernova. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall.
May 05, 202259:38
The Ogopogo
In the Canadian Province British Columbia, there's a lake that holds a mysterious slew of sea serpent sightings similar to the notorious Loch Ness Monster. Lake Okanagan, however, harbors a much more ancient legend: the Ogopogo. Why has this serpent been present in folklore for so long? And why are locals convinced the Ogopogo lives here? Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor: Joseph Hall. Co-Host/Sound: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host/Researcher: Emily Romero. Special Guest: Avalon Gordy.
May 05, 202240:32
HTCM Halloween/Dia De Los Muertos Special: La Llorona y El Chupacabra
For this special, HTCM examines the legend of La Llorona and the sightings of El Chupacabra. La Llorona, "The Weeping Woman", is a legend about a mother who drowned her kids in a river after learning her husband was having an affair. She wanders, legend says, searching for her lost children, but may steal kids from unwary parents. El Chupacabra, "The Goat-Sucker", is a cryptid that central Americans believe is responsible for the unexplained deaths of their livestock. The victims are consistent with three holes on the neck and being completely drained of blood. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Max Benjamin.
Nov 05, 202155:05
Princess Diana
We take a look at the intriguing details surrounding Princess Diana's premature death and debate about whether or not foul play was involved. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Avalon Gordy. Researcher: Emily Romero.
Oct 10, 202138:58
Artificial Intelligence
Are robots plotting the destruction of humanity, or are we coding that in their programs ourselves? Artificial Intelligence has been debated since the Ancient Greeks imagined the Android. What does A.I. have in-store for mankind? And is it our future? Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Max Benjamin. Researcher: Emily Romero.
Sep 27, 202153:43
The Kappa
In this episode, we look into the mythological creature: the Kappa. The Kappa is not a Greek Life student organization, it's a water spirit that looks like a turtle crossed with a platypus (basically). As we dive into Japanese folklore, we learn some interesting and amusing details that are sure to give you leverage against this legendary troublemaker. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Researcher/Co-Host: Emily Romero.
Sep 18, 202130:53
Lizzie Borden
The infamous Axe-Murderer Lizzie Borden killed her parents on August 4th, 1892. In this episode, we look into the gruesome events that transpired and interesting details that could've been missed. Host/Editor: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Researcher: Emily Romero. Producer: Neil Nestor.
Aug 14, 202129:34
The Space Odyssey
In this contemplative episode, we look into the possibility of having intellectual kin on other planets and what that could mean for humanity's future or lack thereof. Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Editor/Co-Host: Max Benjamin. Producer: Neil Nestor.
Aug 07, 202134:20
The Zodiac Killer
What's your sign? Murder? How nice. The Zodiac Killer hunted down young lovers at night, often wearing a strange bag over his head. His ominous and theatrical terror drove the authorities wild. However, it is still unclear who the killer actually was. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Max Benjamin.
Jun 26, 202144:09
Slenderman
The infamous phenomenon that bred during the early 2010s, Slenderman is a faceless, pale humanoid dressed in a black suit. He was said to be an extraterrestrial disguising himself as a human to appear friendly to children. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Researcher: Emily Romero. Special Guest: Kenya Coburn. Co-Host: Jasmine Morejan.
Jun 19, 202141:50
Belle Gunness
The story of this killer unfolds as How To Cry Monster dives into the psyche of Belle Gunness. Why was she able to get away with her killings for so long? And why was she never brought to justice? Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Jasmine Morejan. Researcher: Emily Romero.
Jun 14, 202127:51
Ted Bundy
One the most remembered serial killers in American history, Ted Bundy surprised everyone with his stunning charisma and charm. No one would have suspected that he'd be a killer. He was exceptional at dodging questions, the law, and guilt. However, his ego led to his downfall. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso.
May 15, 202134:15
The Cecil Hotel
The infamous Cecil Hotel is known for its collection of murders and suicides over the past century. Many mysteries, both new and aged, have been linked to this place, such as the "Black Dahlia". In this episode, we look into the mystery behind Elisa Lam, who was murdered there in February of 2013. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Bella Switzer.
May 12, 202128:51
D.B. Cooper
This is either most perfect, or imperfect, crime of the 20th century. You know, excluding the numerous war crimes of that period. However, the way D.B. Cooper managed to finesse and steal from the government and seemingly get away from it has astounded everyone. The mysterious man's fate is unclear, but what happened that day? Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Bella Switzer.
May 01, 202129:22
Circe
In this entirely-female episode, the ladies of How To Cry Monster look into the infamous titan goddess Circe. You may remember from the famous epic poem "The Odyssey" by Homer, but there's way more to unpack here than meets the eye. Host: Jasmine Morejan. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Researcher: Emily Romero. Co-Host: Bella Switzer. Editor: Joseph Hall. Producer: Neil Nestor.
Apr 24, 202129:33
The Titanic
Most of you probably think you know what went down that night. Believe it or not, it may not have actually been the "Titanic". Join us as we investigate the new theories emerging from the deep. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Host/Sound: Joseph Hall. Co-Host/Editor: Max Benjamin. Co-Host/Specialist: Jasmine Morejan.
Apr 20, 202139:02
JonBenét Ramsey
A mystery that could have way more depth and complication than anyone ever anticipated, the death of JonBenét shocked the world by being a sloppy, unresolved case. Who killed JonBenét Ramsey, the little girl who suffered so much on that fateful Christmas Eve? Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Max Benjamin.
Apr 04, 202125:08
HTCM Bonus Episode: Pizzagate
The men of HCM delve into this extremely deep controversy. This episode isn't for the faint of heart. Listener discretion is advised. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host/Specialist: Max Benjamin.
Apr 02, 202125:31
The Black Dahlia
On January 15th, 1947, Elizabeth Short was murdered. Her body was found bisected at the waist, and the culprit was never brought to justice. Although she died, she became immortalized by the name of "Black Dahlia" for her doll-like appearance at death. Who did this her? Why? Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Max Benjamin.
Mar 27, 202141:54
Jack The Ripper
Saucy Jack terrorized the world in the 19th century as one of the world's first well-known serial killers. He went on his rampage of killing and then vanished not long afterwards. So who was "Jack the Ripper"? Host: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Researcher: Emily Romero.
Mar 22, 202130:38
Bigfoot
The North American Bigfoot is one of the most talked about cryptids in modern times. Many sightings chronicle the beast's attitude and natural caution of avoiding humans. However, we'll need more than here-say to identify what this creature could be. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Researcher: Emily Romero.
Mar 13, 202138:10
The Zombie Apocalypse
The Zombie Apocalypse has been debated by almost everyone at some point. Many wonder if it will happen, but for some, the question is: when? However, our team delves deep into this topic with scientific analysis and survival techniques that may blow your brains! Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Max Benjamin. Researcher: Emily Romero. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Producer: Neil Nestor.
Mar 06, 202140:10
Dragons
Ah, yes. DRAGONS. The most iconic mythical creatures of all time. Surely there has to be something to the myth if nearly every culture has their own depiction of a dragon. Now let's take a look at some of the European interpretations! Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Max Benjamin. Researcher: Emily Romero.
Feb 28, 202119:06
The Loch Ness Monster
Nessie! Thar she blows! The Loch Ness Monster has captivated popular culture for a century; and the legend is still stirring up controversy today. Whether it's a giant fish, a whale, a Scooby-Doo villain, or an actual monster, we will try our best in this episode to get to the bottom of this mystery. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Co-Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Max Benjamin. Researcher: Emily Romero.
Feb 20, 202142:37
Succubus & Incubus
As a disclaimer, this episode contains sensitive and explicit content. Listener discretion is advised. The Succubus and Incubus are demoms that have existed in our erotic horrors for centuries. Are they real, or is there something to the myth of these deadly bedroom temptations? Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Co-Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Jasmine Morejan. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso.
Feb 13, 202124:23
Faeries
I can tell you're FAIRY interested in this episode... Oof. Well, it's time we explored one of the most famous type of mythical creatures. The faeries are often depicted as sassy little bug people that shake glitter off their butts perform magical acts of kindness... Yeah, that's not exactly true to their real nature. Host/Editor: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Max Benjamin. Co-Host: Jasmine Morejan. Researcher: Emily Romero. Producer: Neil Nestor.
Feb 06, 202122:24
Alcatraz & The Ghost of Al Capone
So, you wanna learn about Alcatraz, see? Then listen to this episode that details the misfortune of Al Capone's afterlife and haunting of the island in San Francisco Bay. A man with a name that haunted many in the criminal underworld now haunts the Alcatraz Penitentiary. So, why is he there? And what other spectres haunt this infamous place? Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Max Benjamin. Co-Host: Bella Switzer.
Feb 01, 202120:53
Gettysburg
The battle of Gettysburg was a pivotal and horrific bout between the Union and Confederate soldiers during the American Civil War. Many people, young and old, lost their lives that day, famously provoking then President Abraham Lincoln to deliver the "Gettysburg Address". However, as much as everyone prayed that these soldiers would rest in peace, evidence over the last century suggests that the once-battlefield is incredibly haunted. Host/Editor: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Max Benjamin. Co-Host: Bella Switzer. Producer: Neil Nestor.
Jan 23, 202120:38
St. Augustine
The mystery of one the United States' oldest settlements. The ghosts that haunt this historic place are shrouded in uncertainty and periodically reveal themselves to tourists and residents. Why? We have yet to find out. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Jasmine Morejan.
Jan 19, 202129:34
The Shanghai Tunnels
Our editor Joey takes the stage in this solo analysis of the dark and mysterious history behind the Shanghai Tunnels in Portland, Oregon. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Producer: Neil Nestor.
Jan 09, 202119:05
The Singer Mental Health Center
Also known as "The Old Roosevelt Asylum", located in Rockford, Illinois, the Singer Mental Health Center is a unique haunted place where troublemakers gravitate towards. In April of 1972, three teenage boys died in a fire trying to summon ghosts there, and other teenagers have invaded the Asylum for thrills of all kinds over the years since. What's really going on here? Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Jasmine Morejan. Producer: Neil Nestor.
Jan 02, 202120:07
Krampus
In our Holiday Special, we'll be talking about the king of punishment himself: the demon Krampus! Is he coming this holiday season? Did he already pay us a visit? Producer/Host: Neil Nestor. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Jasmine Morejan.
Dec 24, 202023:48
The Yeti
The mysterious nomadic cryptid of the Himalayas. The Bigfoot with cold feet. He who could be responsible for the disappearances of numerous explorers, mountain climbers, and natives. Does this sasquatch actually exist? Host/Editor: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Jasmine Morejan. Producer: Neil Nestor.
Dec 19, 202017:14
Demonic Influence Part 1
Here it is: the most anticipated episode to date. After exploring ghosts, ghouls, and monsters of all kinds, it's finally time to investigate the root of it all: Demons. This episode, we bring you information straight from a real exorcist and tell the chilling story of our beloved friend Bella, who has been periodically haunted by a powerful entity on the verge of revealing its final form. Host/Producer: Neil Nestor. Editor/Co-Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Jasmine Morejan.
Dec 12, 202041:14
The Jersey Devil
Our spooky editor Joey takes the stage in this episode as we explore the mysterious Jersey Devil, a cryptid that's responsible for mysterious sightings in Pine Barrens. Editor/Host: Joseph Hall. Co-Host: Giselle Caruso. Co-Host: Max Benjamin. Producer: Neil Nestor.
Dec 08, 202019:12