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Human Blacks

By Human Blacks

We are all just human, but some lucky ones get to be black, so lets talk about it with the two fliest nerds you'll ever meet.
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Human BlacksJul 02, 2020

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til the next episode...

til the next episode...

Well people, the season end came a bit quicker than expected because these two Human Blacks got some major human things to do in the next few months. But dont fret, we dropped a bomb episode for this last hurray of 2021 and you can take your time and really enjoy it. Peace our fellow human blacks, til next time...

Oct 14, 202101:54:50
We tiied tiied

We tiied tiied

Man are these human blacks tired! Guess being out in the streets all summer took a toll. Listen up as we talk the current state of the world and how we all are gonna have to put in work to finish this year off on a good note

Sep 23, 202143:47
Detroit Black Restaurant Week

Detroit Black Restaurant Week

Join us live from East Eats as we enjoy the kick off of Detroit black restaurant 

Aug 27, 202101:00:44
apply the notes

apply the notes

Yall still having bad sex in 2021? Man you better make them step up or stop! Anybody else feel the same way the Nerd does with getting vs giving head? Let's pull out our handbooks and talk some basics and learn some new terms like edging

Mood Music:

Now what x Lebra Jolie

Beat down yo block x Monaleo

Aug 19, 202101:03:49
what if I got pulled over by a cop

what if I got pulled over by a cop

Nerds took a week off on the podcast but not in life. Hidden joints, turn up moves, asnd mandarin oranges on salad. Catch up with the nerds as they catch up with the world

Aug 05, 202153:39
imma hot girl, I don't chill

imma hot girl, I don't chill

Because that what being a hot girl means, duh! Tune in as we rap everything creative with someone who be creating! Gems got dropped so feel free to pick them up, and of course the mood music is right on point.

Mood music: 

Everythang x Jeezy

Magic x Rico Nasty

Jul 22, 202158:20
No limits, no boundaries, just nasty

No limits, no boundaries, just nasty

Bring on the vacations and baecations with all the in between. The nerds and the producer talk about upcoming trips and trips already enjoyed this year! That vacation sex just hit different!

Mood Music:

Throw that back x DijahSB

Passport x Masego

Jul 15, 202101:13:06
Women on Women be marathons

Women on Women be marathons

Let's talk about sex and flooding, but neither have to do with each other! Join the nerds as the recap the current disaster in Detroit as well as admit that straight niggas just cant fuck *shrugs* . Shoutout to the producer for hoping in and adding to the vibes and conversation. 

Mood Music:

All time high x YRN Lingo

Fresh Azimiz x Bow Wow

Jul 01, 202159:15
Got whitey on the moon

Got whitey on the moon

JUNETEENTH!! Do we really need to say much more? Well we will anyways. Got to chat with CidneySays and see what Cidney, well, has to say about the state of Detroit and what racism looks like.

Mood Music:

Out the mud x Kaleb Mitchell

Thot Shit x Megan Thee Stallion

Jun 24, 202101:10:36
Shut it Down!

Shut it Down!

Outside is open all the way and we done already spent more money than all of rona time last year...can someone please shut it down! We tired! But its Pride month so we gonna let it rock


Mood Music:

Hats off x lil baby, lil durk, Travis Scott

Transparency - Willow Smith

Jun 10, 202134:50
google is your bestfriend

google is your bestfriend

Connecting with a Boss ass Bitch Human Black on this episode. We may hate the word influencer but we cant deny that some of us are really putting in the work for it. tryna check hot spots in Detroit? Listen up!

Mood Music:

Every chance I get x Lil baby & lil durk

On my shit x Lightskin Keisha

May 20, 202101:09:09
thank you juicy j

thank you juicy j

It got brought to the red table so we figured we would bring it on the podcast. The nerds dive into their why and other things for poly life as they discuss the recent red table talk with Willow.


Mood Music:

I got the sace x Denny Strickland ft Juicy J

dick x Starboi3 & Doja Cat

May 06, 202101:00:16
But also, what you got?

But also, what you got?

The Nerds are back from vacation or should we say baecations. Catch up with us and see why you should befriend that white person at the resort and all things Cabo and Denver.

Mood Music:

Love you x Sir

Beating Down ya Block x Monaleo

Apr 29, 202156:30
It's not race, its racism

It's not race, its racism

Vaccination talk as been THE talk so why not bring you the Human Black perspective and a Human Black doctor to deliver it. Join us as Dr. Liz talks about how she is dismantling racism in medicine one day at a time and whats the quickest way we can get back to shaking dat ass!


Mood Music:

Life x Lute

It's not my fauly x Princess Nokia

Apr 15, 202154:52
I'm the bbq sauce

I'm the bbq sauce

When the creatives in the stu, aint no telling where the convo might go. Listen up as we chat with Visual Nik and talk being a creative, how to stay creative, and all the other creative shit happening right now in the culture...and some not so great shit..yeah Quavo..you

Mood Music:

Wants & needs x Drake & lil Baby

Black Ice x Hamlimah Consuelo

Apr 01, 202101:03:23
this is the sneaker episode

this is the sneaker episode

While one nerd is out, the other will talk about her favorite topic: Sneakers! Had to bring in the homie SoleBruthaKickz to hip other fellow human blacks to the resell game and some gems about hos to get  piece of the sneaker industry for yourself.

Mood music:

Steppin on Niggas x 21 Savage

Mar 18, 202101:29:42
This is not the sneaker episode

This is not the sneaker episode

So a nerd misspoke and this is not the sneaker episode. Yall know we still gonna rock though and what better thing to talk about is how we rock with music. Tune in and dont be afraid to hit us up with your favorite tunes and how they make you feel!

Mood Music:

Star x Machine Drum ft Asap Ferg

Best Friend x Saweetie & Doja Cat

Mar 11, 202150:33
Shamu Pussy

Shamu Pussy

Time to catch up on what the Nerds have been up to. No guests today so you get just us! Sorry, not sorry. 


Mood  Music:

Into the Darkness x Sir

Powered Up x Earthgang

Mar 04, 202147:44
Quebster

Quebster

Definitions cuz yall gonna learn something today! Our guest, the BlkQueerScholar demands it so get your notebook and pencil out and learn you something about what queer means. Guest: Tie B. From @BiQueer

Mood Music:

Antidote x Nao & Adekunle Gold

Access Denied x Lucky Daye

Feb 25, 202101:18:06
niceness is gonna make a comeback

niceness is gonna make a comeback

told ya we were going to bring some fabulous human blacks! this week, nerdia gets some gems from @astroreadybybri ! we talking spirituality & minding the business that pays you this week


Mood Music:

Nerdia Nadia - Willing x Jill Scott

Feb 18, 202150:36
Organizized

Organizized

oui'd & blacks & womxn & yeah. First guests for the year! Tap in as we chat cannabis from the womxn perspective and the other dope businesses that Jess Human and Heather have in store for us. 


Mood music:

Uncle Iroh x Tobi Lou

Options x Earthgang & Wale

Feb 11, 202101:09:50
Do you categorize your nuts?

Do you categorize your nuts?

Its black history month. We black black every other month but this month we black black black. Oh, real quick, whats the last category of nut you had?


Mood Music:

Black 2 x Buddy

pick up yo feelings x jasmine sullivan

Feb 04, 202101:11:20
where's my stimmy, joe?

where's my stimmy, joe?

Did yall miss us? Join the Nerds as they bring in a new year and a new president. 2021 is looking up already! Thats Madame Vice President Harris to you btw


Mood Music: 

Nerdia - Flo Milli x Roaring 20s

Nerd W - Pharaohs x Dom Kennedy

Jan 28, 202101:14:33
Our place in all of this

Our place in all of this

The last one! Well, at least for 2020. Done from the crib again cuz you know, Rona. Dont forget to get some self care in as we transition to a new season!


Mood Music:

Let it out x Rico Nasty

Life is good x Drake & Future

Dec 10, 202054:23
So you gon do crack?

So you gon do crack?

It's been a min since we just kicked it. Listen up as we just laugh it up with different stories


Mood Music:

12.38 x Childish Gambino

f2020 x Avenue Beat

Nov 19, 202001:18:40
Cocktales with Cocktails

Cocktales with Cocktails

Two podcasts collide as the human blacks decide to visit Cocktales with Cocktails. What comes next... well, listen up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nov 12, 202001:20:39
FDT

FDT

What the title said cuz there is nothing else to say

Mood Music:

Pussycat Doll x Flo Milli

FDT x YG

Nov 05, 202051:09
everybody has titties

everybody has titties

Y'all know we care about our fellow Human Blacks right?!  Regardless of the craziness that is happening right now, it is still October and that means its Breast Cancer Awareness month. We brought in a guest to give you the real on whast you need to know to proect yourselves and loved ones. Remember, early detection is key!

Mood Music:

Boo x Championxii

Dennis Rodman x ASAP Ferg ft Tyga


Oct 22, 202001:03:09
Its the Hypocrisy for me

Its the Hypocrisy for me

We hate to do it but we had to do it, lets talk this ghetto ass US and the politics that be right now. Yall its stressful! Shoutout to Booface Babyyyyy!


Mood Music:

Own It x Rico Nasty

On God x Mulatto

Oct 15, 202054:43
The Episode About Nothing

The Episode About Nothing

Word to Wale!  Join us as we have a general Human Blacks ladies chat. With the host from the Wine about it podcast and another special guest, we dive into those things that truly matter like best weed strains and best songs to twerk to. Come thru twerk team!

Mood Music:

Don't Stop x Megan Thee Stallion

Oct 08, 202001:15:26
?s for Nerd Wonder

?s for Nerd Wonder

Nerdia did it so its only right we put Nerd Wonder to the live ringer too huh? Get to know one of the Nerds a little bit more


Mood Music:

Pull up x Mulatto ft 21 Savage

Sep 28, 202055:02
Get That Bread, Get that Head

Get That Bread, Get that Head

We love to talk about it, so we hope yall like to listen. That favorite taboo topic is back: the black bisexual man and of course we had to chime in on our favorite topic. Pat.Simo blesses us with his vibes and his thoughts.

Mood Music:

hypergamy x melD

then leave x BeatKing, Queendom Come

Sep 17, 202001:23:44
winter blues

winter blues

Let the nerds help you prep for those winter blues! The weather is changing and that means seasonal depression is back on the move. We give tips on prepping correctly while giving you some of our copping mechanisms.

Mood Music:

Woman x Nao

Sep 10, 202059:31
??s for nerdia

??s for nerdia

while nerdwonder is away, nerdia basically gives all the tea by answering some really great questions submitted by listeners!

mood music:

flo milli shit

Sep 05, 202056:11
we all fckd up

we all fckd up

It is time to protect black women! Join us as the human blacks bring a special guest to really talk the problems within ourselves. Its ok to check ourselves, if we dont who will?!? We also chat major moves happening around Detroit and of course, some check wins.

Mood music:

Binz x Solange

Yank Riddim (remix) x Snowsa & Young Ma

Aug 27, 202001:04:40
Boomed & Busy

Boomed & Busy

Marijuaaannnaaa! I love you my brother!! Come with the nerds as we eaze on down the green road and talk Marijuana with our friend and tribe expert, Tony Dark aka madgrass. One of the Nerds is indeed Boomed & Busy, and its a lotta check wins!

Mood Music:

little women x camilla covington

high right now - tyleh Yahweh ft Wiz Khalifa

Aug 20, 202001:09:15
Fried Bologna

Fried Bologna

Would you like to play a game?!?! Well we wanna, so we shall! The Nerds got some major wins in and are up in spirit so why not  have a little fun?


Mood music:

use me, lose me x dacia monet

G.E.D x Lute

Aug 13, 202001:10:49
i should be able to opt out

i should be able to opt out

Check win with the Human Blacks as they talk whats really our job as Human Blacks in this world. Of course we talked Black if King cuz it is as well as sports being back and making sure you include women in your co-ed games.

Mood music:

Top Down x Earthgang

Said Sum x Moneybag Yo

Aug 06, 202001:02:19
What a concept!!

What a concept!!

Had a week off but we back recapping all that the world has given us the past few weeks. Join the nerds as they talk the passing of icons, mental health, protecting black women, and of course, telling yall where you can DO BETTER!

Mood Music:

  • May I - Flo Milli
  • ATL Freestyle x 6lack
Jul 30, 202001:07:08
ASMR on Sexuality

ASMR on Sexuality

Its still pride month (Barely! literally the last day as we record) and we felt the need to tell yall a little more about the Nerds Human and Black selves. Open your mind and enjoy the ride!

Mood music:

@theestallion x Girlz in the Hood

Jul 02, 202001:05:35
What is Blackness?

What is Blackness?

Hang with the nerds as they uhh..well lets just say they got lit. But this is just the beginning of something great! Da producer stepping in and talking all things black with us. We also discuss what every girl would do if they had a penis, well at least one nerd.

Mood Music:

movin different x Wale

no one knows x Brent Faiyaz

Jun 25, 202001:10:05
do better

do better

Things are changing out here and the human blacks are just trying to keep up. Corporations actions crazy, wypipo acting crazy and of course, Juneteenth is coming! Shoutout to our quick guests da producer and Big Daddy Shaun

Jun 18, 202001:10:20
Know Ya Role

Know Ya Role

Whew! To be Human during this time! But to be Human & Black... The nerds dive into whats going on in the country and finding your personal way to help. Shoutout to da producer! He hopped on with us for this one. Mood Music: proud of you x earthgange, solitaries x future & la flame

Jun 11, 202001:11:11
Thats why we sisters, duh!

Thats why we sisters, duh!

The nerds are back! 

May 14, 202044:08
well shit, just mind your business

well shit, just mind your business

we're back & virtual. this whole rona thing is getting out of hand! *insert hella clapping emojis* listen to the nerds try to cope with the stay indoors thing going on. 


mood music:

side pony tail - lightskin keisha

after party - don toliver

Apr 11, 202039:15
Live-ish Show cuz...Corona

Live-ish Show cuz...Corona

@nerdia.nadia & @nerdstar_101 have just had it with this corona talk! So we figured, lets talk to the people!

Apr 02, 202001:00:24
wutang name generator!

wutang name generator!

Envy dont look good on you, shawty gotta fix that shit, but first we have to be honest about it. this week, we're letting it all out about being jealous of our loved ones because we see the great in them easier than we see it ourselves.


mood music:

savage x megan thee stallion

fkn around x phony ppl & megan thee stallion

Mar 12, 202050:21
Shout-out to our producer!

Shout-out to our producer!

priorities, priorities, man these priorities. How do you stay focused while you going to get multiple bags? Join the nerds as we talk about our struggles to stay on top of it all

country grammer - nelly
been away - Brent faiyaz

Mar 05, 202047:49
the whole 8

the whole 8

grief and motivation collide, unfortunately. in this episode we get really real with yall about the side effects and coping mechanisms with grief.

Mood Music:
you're not alone- emeli sande
Roll dice - Roddy Ricch

Feb 06, 202058:14
you gone learn something

you gone learn something

this is a (white) mans world and the nerds are tryna survive. get to know the nerds behind the Human Blacks podcast and how they deal with being engineers in a world that doesnt look like them. but never forget our favorite segments: ghetto excellence & positive slice, which you'll have to listen to figure those out!

mood music:
juicy booty; doja cat
golden; le mav

Jan 22, 202039:44