Human Seeking Human
By Liz Collins and Xandy Schiefer
Human Seeking HumanJan 05, 2021
Humans Seeking Closure
Thank you all for everything.
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58: Vulture Seeking Dance Partner
Who is purring? The man or the car?
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57: Fragile Women Seeking Liquid Food
Call up Liz for a recipe!
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56: Tongue Seeking Frogs
If you didn't know by now, you shouldn't be taking any of our advice seriously... especially Liz's when it comes to licking frogs.
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55: Mrs. Mary J. Lundgreen Seeking Large Bread Pan
Better check yourself before you cross Mrs. Mary J. Lundgreen...
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Bonus: Story Time with Liz
We'll get you a full episode later this week!! Thanks for your patience, friends!
54: Lawyer Seeking Feet
Two Podcast Hosts! Neither one is very good!
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53: Organ Grinder Seeking Macaroni
This week we lay some pipe and get nice and steamy.
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52: Lowlived Miscreant Seeking Grape Vines
Did someone say clowns?
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51: Human Seeking Sports Enthusiasm
We promise this episode isn't actually about sports. Please listen.
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50: Police Seeking Ghosts
Hey Siri, search the internet for Zak Bagans Rule 34.
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49: Turtle Seeking Pancakes
Liz is still working on that jam in her Minnie Mouse situation.
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48: Buried Wife Seeking Wedding Dress
If you're a time traveler, you know what to do...
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47: Alex Goldman Seeking Solitude
Big thanks to Alex Goldman, host of Reply All, for sharing his views on the future of crop protection.
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46: Big Hairy Man Seeking Kaleidoscope
We apologize for any self reflection those mean horoscopes force you to do.
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45: Great Hands Seeking Alex
Please stop killing each other to have sex with Xandy. He can't keep up with all the legal cases.
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44: Envelopes Seeking Moistener
Two words were combined this episode that should never have been combined. Apologies.
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43: Liz Seeking Ant Forgiveness
Today's lessons: If you like someone's nipples, don't post about it on Craigslist. Don't eat ants.
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42: Aliens Seeking Good Vibes
Whatever you do, DO NOT POINT AT THE ALIENS!!!
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41: Wild Hogs Seeking Men in Trees
Hogs and cowboy erotica. Just your average episode.
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40: Xandy Seeking His Scrappy-Doo
And yes, from here on out all titles will contain 'Scrappy-Doo.'
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39: Scrappy-Doo Seeking Paw Paw
Imagine your embarrassment when you listen to this episode as your wife walks down the street
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38: Podcasters Seeking Kidney Pill Sponsor
Just kidding, we're swimming in that Doan's Kidney Pill moolah!
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37: Volcano Victim Seeking Burial
Liz reads more about the murder of Margaret Enos. Thank you to Marie for sharing more insight into this tragic story.
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36: Naughty Podcasters Seeking Truth About Santa Claus
If you work for Big Egg, there's nothing for you here...
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35: Lesbians Seeking Horses
Thank you so much to Hershe and Joey Unami for making this an extra special pride episode!!! Check them out here:
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34: Liz Seeking Chris Fleming
After this episode, our dreams of running for public office are shattered.
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33: Cowgirl with Attitude Seeking MILF Mommy
This episode is dedicated to lesbians who are not poor.
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32: Gaye Pride Seeking Gay Pride
Welcome to wretched head, true ideas, and absurdities: the podcast!
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31: Badass Seeking Umbrella Cover
Please write to your congressperson regarding plastic umbrella covers.
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30: Big Frog Seeking Big Splash
Welcome to MISSOULA MADNESS!!! Missoula because we picked clippings from Missoula newspapers. Madness because we also discuss pooping in the woods.
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29: Hedgehog Seeking Amelia Bedelia
Uh oh, Liz asked the question everyone's been wondering: How does Xandy feel about hedgehog roleplay?
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28: Leo Tolstoy Seeking Life Love and Laughter
Liz (she/they) reads the honest ad she sent in when she was just a listener. Alex nervously reveals what's in his Tinder bio. And we introduce new segments while bringing back a couple original ones!
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27: Human No Longer Seeking Cohost
Alex found a new cohost who you'll get to meet next week!!!
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26: Fredonia Seeking Industrious and Reliable Citizen
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25: Human Seeking Cohost
If you'd like to apply for my cohost position, please fill out the doc!
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24: Author Seeking Readers
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23: Mother Seeking Naked Parties
These titles might be getting out of hand...
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22: Two People Seeking A Bigger Word Than Love
Alex reads a wide array of personal ads from the Berkeley Barb in 1968.
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21: Born Again Christian Seeking Spankings
A History of On Our Backs by Susie Bright: https://susiebright.blogs.com/history_of_oob.pdf
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20: Octuplets Seeking Truth
I just think it's funny how dramatic that episode title sounds. Enjoy!
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19: Christine Schiefer Seeking Dog
The first guest on my show is none other than my sister, Christine. We talk safety in dating and she tells me her worst date story!
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18: Frog Seeking Princess
Alex uncovers a conspiracy and gives some exciting news for next week's episode!
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17: Enchanting Goth Seeking Long-Haired Goth
Meanwhile, Alex is seeking the woman from his dream.
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16: Cowgirl Seeking Cowboy
Oh no, Alex is talking about emo music again...
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15: Gamer Seeking Hand Holding
Alex has pretty lofty goals for 2021. He just wants to hold someone's hand.
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14: Mom Seeking Fred
Alex struggles to talk about his 2021 goals and is still looking for Fred.
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13: The Italian Stallion Seeking Attractive Woman
Thank you for your generosity this holiday season! Sending all of you lots of love going into the new year.
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12: Letters to Santa from 1898
This holiday season, I'm thankful for each and every one of you! I hope you enjoy this special episode as I read letters from children to Santa Claus from 1898, followed with a deeper look into what makes this show special to me.
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11: Housebroken Seeking Friendship
Writing this quickly so I can go do some self-care! Take care of yourselves :)
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