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Hypothetically Speaking

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3 friends discuss hypothetical scenarios and analyze "would you rather" situations in extreme detail
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Episode 50: Only Speak & Understand Italian, or Always Have to Write in English to Communicate?

Hypothetically SpeakingAug 29, 2021

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Episode 50: Only Speak & Understand Italian, or Always Have to Write in English to Communicate?

Episode 50: Only Speak & Understand Italian, or Always Have to Write in English to Communicate?

This episode was an absolute mess. Would you rather no longer speak English and you can only speak & understand Italian? Or would you rather still know English, but you can only write things down to communicate? 

Almost more important than the episode itself, this week we started a new segment called mail time! We read a comment or two from the fans writing in on the episode. This segment started with a hilarious piece of hatemail coming our way. You need to give it a listen... Mandi if you're out there, we're sorry!!!  

Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. Hypothetically Speaking Podcast. Available everywhere you can listen to podcasts. Watch us on YouTube! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Spotify, and Twitter.

Aug 29, 202128:06
Episode 49: Always be Attacked by Dogs, or by Birds

Episode 49: Always be Attacked by Dogs, or by Birds

From the lost episode vault... Take your chances coming across a dog without an owner, or running into a flock of seagulls (not the band). This is a classic, would you rather every dog you come across wants to attack you, or every bird you come across wants to attack you?

Either way this new life will have your stress levels through the roof! Keep that head on a swivel. Stay away from any dog parks or beaches...

Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too.

Hypothetically Speaking Podcast. Available everywhere you can listen to podcasts. Watch us on YouTube! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Spotify, and Twitter.

Aug 11, 202128:59
Episode 48: Eat with only One Utensil for the Rest of Your Life

Episode 48: Eat with only One Utensil for the Rest of Your Life

Fork? Spoon? Knife? Chopsticks? Ladle? You can only choose one! This episode we discuss if you could only use one type of utensil for the rest of your life, which would it be? As the crusader in the third Indiana Jones says, "Choose wisely!" 

Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. 

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Aug 06, 202132:13
Episode 47: Always Live with Hawk or Run thru Alligator Swamp Once

Episode 47: Always Live with Hawk or Run thru Alligator Swamp Once

Animals and creatures everywhere! Would you rather have to live with a hawk trapped inside wherever you live, OR you can try and make it through a 100 yard long alligator infested swamp? It's air vs water. Getting your eyes pecked out, or body ripped to shreds. What side are you taking? Let us know in the comments below!  Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments below! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. Hypothetically Speaking Podcast. Available everywhere you can listen to podcasts. Watch us on YouTube! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

Jul 30, 202129:06
Episode 46: Always Pay with Coins or Always Eat from DriveThru

Episode 46: Always Pay with Coins or Always Eat from DriveThru

Would you rather have to always pay for anything in coins, or have to eat all of your meals from a drivethru restaurant?   Who is racking up the calories at McDonalds, and who is having to lug full pockets of coins everywhere? Give the podcast a listen! Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments below! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. Hypothetically Speaking Podcast. Available everywhere you can listen to podcasts. Follow us on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

Jul 22, 202125:22
Episode 45: Sneeze in Face or Wear Masks from Trash

Episode 45: Sneeze in Face or Wear Masks from Trash

Would you rather have to wear every discarded facemask that you come across, or have to sneeze directly in the face of every new person you meet?

Jul 11, 202121:01
Episode 44: Dodge Anything Regardless of Speed OR Have Any 3 Questions Answered

Episode 44: Dodge Anything Regardless of Speed OR Have Any 3 Questions Answered

Episode 44: Dodge Anything Regardless of Speed OR Have Any 3 Questions Answered
Jul 24, 201930:24
Episode 43: Covered in Fur OR Covered in Scales

Episode 43: Covered in Fur OR Covered in Scales

Episode 43: Covered in Fur OR Covered in Scales
Jul 11, 201930:14
Episode 42: All Food from a Baby Bottle Forever OR Visible Diapers Forever?

Episode 42: All Food from a Baby Bottle Forever OR Visible Diapers Forever?

Episode 42: All food from a baby bottle forever OR Visible Diapers Forever?
Jun 19, 201929:32
Episode 41: Mike Tyson or Bruce Lee in a Street Fight?

Episode 41: Mike Tyson or Bruce Lee in a Street Fight?

Episode 41: Mike Tyson or Bruce Lee in a Street Fight?
Jun 12, 201930:06
Episode 40: Can Hockey be Described as Soccer on Ice?

Episode 40: Can Hockey be Described as Soccer on Ice?

Episode 40: Can Hockey be Described as Soccer on Ice?
Jun 12, 201928:51
Episode 39: Legs as Long as Fingers OR Fingers as Long as Legs

Episode 39: Legs as Long as Fingers OR Fingers as Long as Legs

Episode 39: Legs as Long as Fingers OR Fingers as Long as Legs
Jun 12, 201929:59
Episode 38: Sew All Your Own Clothes OR Grow All Your Own Food?

Episode 38: Sew All Your Own Clothes OR Grow All Your Own Food?

Episode 38: Sew All Your Own Clothes OR Grow All Your Own Food?
Jun 02, 201930:16
Episode 37: Take Pill that Doubles Intelligence but Lose Eyebrows and hair by 40, Yes or No?

Episode 37: Take Pill that Doubles Intelligence but Lose Eyebrows and hair by 40, Yes or No?

Episode 37: Take Pill that Doubles Intelligence but Lose Eyebrows and hair by 40, Yes or No?
May 29, 201929:27
Episode 36: Eaten by Dragon OR Burned to Crisp by Dragon

Episode 36: Eaten by Dragon OR Burned to Crisp by Dragon

Episode 36: Eaten by Dragon OR Burned to Crisp by Dragon
May 15, 201929:45
Episode 35: Contract Greyscale OR Become a WhiteWalker

Episode 35: Contract Greyscale OR Become a WhiteWalker

Episode 35: Contract Greyscale OR Become a WhiteWalker
May 08, 201929:11
Episode 34: Die and Reincarnate as Yourself OR as a Black Panther

Episode 34: Die and Reincarnate as Yourself OR as a Black Panther

Episode 34: Die and Reincarnate as Yourself OR as a Black Panther
May 01, 201929:13
Episode 33: Be a Tree OR Live Inside a Hollow Tree

Episode 33: Be a Tree OR Live Inside a Hollow Tree

Episode 33: Be a Tree OR Live Inside a Hollow Tree
Apr 25, 201927:00
Episode 32: Crying Infant for a Day OR Unwanted Houseguest for a Week

Episode 32: Crying Infant for a Day OR Unwanted Houseguest for a Week

Episode 32: Crying Infant for a Day OR Unwanted Houseguest for a Week
Apr 19, 201925:58
Episode 31: Crawl Everywhere Always OR Be on a Leash Held by a Stranger

Episode 31: Crawl Everywhere Always OR Be on a Leash Held by a Stranger

Episode 31: Crawl Everywhere Always OR Be on a Leash Held by a Stranger
Apr 10, 201930:39
Episode 30: No Doctors OR No Police?

Episode 30: No Doctors OR No Police?

Episode 30: No Doctors OR No Police?
Mar 07, 201940:00
Episode 29: Perfect Teeth and Terrible Breath OR Perfect Breath and Terrible Teeth?

Episode 29: Perfect Teeth and Terrible Breath OR Perfect Breath and Terrible Teeth?

Episode 29: Perfect Teeth and Terrible Breath OR Perfect Breath and Terrible Teeth?
Feb 22, 201922:40
Epsiode 28: Speak to All Animals OR Speak Every Language?

Epsiode 28: Speak to All Animals OR Speak Every Language?

Epsiode 28: Speak to All Animals OR Speak Every Language?
Feb 20, 201936:56
Episode 27: Hair constantly growing an inch an hour OR Fingernails at the same rate

Episode 27: Hair constantly growing an inch an hour OR Fingernails at the same rate

Episode 27: Hair constantly growing an inch an hour OR Fingernails at the same rate
Jan 30, 201928:09
Episode 26: Control the Weather OR Control Traffic

Episode 26: Control the Weather OR Control Traffic

Episode 26: Control the Weather OR Control Traffic
Jan 23, 201930:42
Episode 25: Six Flags Old Man Haunting Forever OR Big Wheel Trike Always

Episode 25: Six Flags Old Man Haunting Forever OR Big Wheel Trike Always

Episode 25: Six Flags Old Man Haunting Forever OR Big Wheel Trike Always
Jan 18, 201929:42
Episode 24: Pinched Every 5 Minutes Forever OR Ronda Rousey Face Slap Alarm Clock

Episode 24: Pinched Every 5 Minutes Forever OR Ronda Rousey Face Slap Alarm Clock

Episode 24: Pinched Every 5 Minutes Forever OR Ronda Rousey Face Slap Alarm Clock
Jan 09, 201928:20
Episode 23: Be a Chicken OR Be a Cow

Episode 23: Be a Chicken OR Be a Cow

Episode 23: Be a Chicken OR Be a Cow
Jan 07, 201920:55
Episode 22: Everyone Believes Your Lies OR Know When People are Lying

Episode 22: Everyone Believes Your Lies OR Know When People are Lying

Episode 22: Everyone Believes Your Lies OR Know When People are Lying
Jan 03, 201926:58
Episode 21: Eternity as a Ghost OR Dead and Nothing

Episode 21: Eternity as a Ghost OR Dead and Nothing

Episode 21: Eternity as a Ghost OR Dead and Nothing
Jan 01, 201930:35
Episode 20: Meal Every 3 Days OR No Sense of Taste

Episode 20: Meal Every 3 Days OR No Sense of Taste

Episode 20: Meal Every 3 Days OR No Sense of Taste
Dec 31, 201829:44
Episode 19: Stranded in Desert OR Floating in Ocean

Episode 19: Stranded in Desert OR Floating in Ocean

Episode 19: Stranded in Desert OR Floating in Ocean
Dec 31, 201826:44
Episode 18: Always Wear Pants Too Loose OR Shoes Too Big

Episode 18: Always Wear Pants Too Loose OR Shoes Too Big

Episode 18: Always Wear Pants Too Loose OR Shoes Too Big
Dec 27, 201820:46
Episode 17: 1 Year of Gordon Ramsey OR 5 Years of World's Best Masseuse

Episode 17: 1 Year of Gordon Ramsey OR 5 Years of World's Best Masseuse

Episode 17: 1 Year of Gordon Ramsey OR 5 Years of World's Best Masseuse
Dec 27, 201822:17
Episode 16: Attempt a Punt Return in NFL OR Get Hit by 99 MPH Fastball in MLB

Episode 16: Attempt a Punt Return in NFL OR Get Hit by 99 MPH Fastball in MLB

Episode 16: Attempt a Punt Return in the NFL OR Get Hit by 99 MPH Fastball in MLB
Dec 27, 201823:23
Episode 15: Vegetarian OR Hunt all the Animals you want to Eat

Episode 15: Vegetarian OR Hunt all the Animals you want to Eat

Episode 15: Vegetarian OR Hunt all the Animals you want to Eat
Dec 27, 201823:14
Episode 14: No Elbows or No Knees Forever

Episode 14: No Elbows or No Knees Forever

Episode 14: No Elbows or No Knees Forever
Dec 27, 201828:22
Episode 13: Age Only from the Neck Up OR Only from the Neck Down

Episode 13: Age Only from the Neck Up OR Only from the Neck Down

Question - Would you rather age from the neck up and have a young body forever or age only from the neck down and have a young face forever
Nov 03, 201822:28
Episode 12: Any Food not Get Fat OR Only Need 3 hr Sleep

Episode 12: Any Food not Get Fat OR Only Need 3 hr Sleep

May 02, 201826:12
Episode 11: Fight Horse-Sized Duck OR 100 Duck-Sized Horses

Episode 11: Fight Horse-Sized Duck OR 100 Duck-Sized Horses

Apr 23, 201827:12
Episode 10: Sprint Everywhere OR Walk Backwards Everywhere

Episode 10: Sprint Everywhere OR Walk Backwards Everywhere

Apr 16, 201821:14
Episode 9: Forever homeless in NYC OR Lonesome mountain man

Episode 9: Forever homeless in NYC OR Lonesome mountain man

Apr 09, 201828:43
Episode 8: Hook for a Hand and Pegleg OR No Nose Whatsoever

Episode 8: Hook for a Hand and Pegleg OR No Nose Whatsoever

Apr 07, 201822:52
Episode 7: Log Cabin with a Scary Ghost or Serial Killer

Episode 7: Log Cabin with a Scary Ghost or Serial Killer

Apr 03, 201822:43
Episode 6: Spontaneously Scream or Randomly Faint Forever

Episode 6: Spontaneously Scream or Randomly Faint Forever

Mar 31, 201820:09
Episode 5: 1 Gorilla vs 5 Men with Knives

Episode 5: 1 Gorilla vs 5 Men with Knives

Mar 28, 201822:21
Episode 4: Itchy Forever or Wet Socks Forever

Episode 4: Itchy Forever or Wet Socks Forever

Mar 25, 201820:27
Episode 3: Never Speak Again or Say Everything on Your Mind

Episode 3: Never Speak Again or Say Everything on Your Mind

Mar 25, 201830:51
Episode 2: 30 Seconds w/ Floyd "Money" Mayweather

Episode 2: 30 Seconds w/ Floyd "Money" Mayweather

Mar 21, 201822:24
Episode 1: Shark vs. Lion

Episode 1: Shark vs. Lion

Mar 21, 201819:46