Today we discuss one of the least amusing conspiracy theories I know of, the Ritualistic Murder of Children, oh boy, this going to be so much fun...

*Not for those with sensitive minds, or those who do not handle their Ganja, as this shit will fuck you up worse than Percocet and leave you like, totally paranoid. Unless you can handle the subject matter of Child Abuse and Murder, and understand Dark Humor's purpose is to keep us from swallowing a dozen bottles of Percocet after learning about the fucked shit that happens in our world, listen to something about kittens or puppies or some other cute and happy shit and skip this shit that would turn a white man black and a black man white, yea shit is that crazy.*

We need some Yin and Yang up in this Bitch