The mind reader who can't read minds; Chris Cox joins us on the show with some more mental tricks. We also chat about what Eloise should swear on in court and a lady who balanced her phone on her boobs and what you can balance!
Tonight we are joined by big collared doctor turned comedian Harry Hill, then we also chat about Jigsaw Puzzle and weird things you've seen in the street (Vinny saw a dog with a cats tale and recreates the noise he made in shock)
Director, actor, podcaster, writer of Clerks, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob etc comes on for an interview, Also the lovely lads from Puppetry of the Penis come back in for a catch up after we saw them live yesterday!
Tonight Iain chats about Charities on Twitter and other stuff. There is a great link missing but I had to edit something naughty so get todayâ??s 'Best Bits podcast' for the great missing link where we find Vinny a prostitute (aka: Male escort)
Iain is joined by Dougie Anderson and they chat about thier joint show 'Clip Joint' and hairdrying testicles, why coffee makes your poo, sneaking food into an place where it wasnt from and a moth flying out Iain's pants.
Iain chats about his thoughts on Women flying planes...It gets hectic until Jonathan wins the argument in the last link. Vinny phones up about his dreams about penies and Barry phones up about women's jobs.
Iain chats about hateful holiday's, Eloise chats about huge micro pigs and we find a show news rapper. We also have an interview with Rhinestone Cowboy legend Glen Campbell. (The full un-cut interview is on the Best Bits podcast)
Tonight we had a bootleg special show where we chatted to someone who makes bootlegs and someone to wirks for PRS and whose job it is to make sure artists make money from song plays. We also find out about some other stuff on other topics too
We are joined by the talented and very funny Isy Suttie, a great stand up and very well known for appaearing as 'Dobby' in Peep Show. We alos read out our wonderful first Pen Pal letter and hold The Barry Enquiry.
We find out the definitive Pen Pal of the show after you cast your vote. Iain is going a bit mental as he is seeing flashing lights in his eyes. we also chat about if you have ever think of murdering anyone and if you have a Hogdson.
Tonight is a Voodoo special where Eloise makes a voodoo of Iain and tries to hurt him. Also we rate your top 5 voodoo films. We also hear from stacey who got hexed as a 9 year old from her babysitter who was a witch.
Argument special - Iain will argue the opposite side of whatever you want to argue about and he reckons he will win. Also we catch up with Rob Burnett's and Yvette's love affair and hear how Iain got on visiting Jim the Dancer's house.
Iain chats about embarrassing bands he loves after watching Hanson perform this eve, hair and some other stuff. He also has a little row with Will2 which brings us our fav caller of the evening PaulJeff who loves B*witched.
Tonight we wish Eloise a Happy Birthday, Take abotu queues, kids with ear piercing and some other tosh. We also have Hanson join us for a chat and a song - they are very funny guys and it's well worth a listen.
Tonight we play our interview with Beach Boy Brian Wilson, we chat to Rob Burnett about his new Latina Lover, Barry gets invite to stay with some mad ladies drinking vodka and coke and Rob from Ponders gets a bit banned from the show.
Tonight we are joined by comic magician Christian Lee and we chat to Fat Boy the Masturbator, Barry plays Barry Vs Darren and Sarah asks us what we think of people who keep to themselves and Andre reads us another essay.
Tonight we are having a doss show, so chatting about anything we want. Elaine the failed comedian from Britain's Got Talent and irregular caller joins us to tell us how she went wrong and to get some tips.
And this is it, the final Sunday Night Show EVER. To celebrate, Iain and Eloise are joined in the studio by Rob Burnett, Paulie and Watko. After a Fleetwood Macc singalong, the final call of the final show goes to Anxious Man with "At times unbearably so". As Iain himself states it, "A fitting way to end".
Iain get to chat to the delightfully Northern Sue Morgan, which is very entertaining and a nutter called Sophia is on FOR AN HOUR not listening to anyone and just waffling on - Iain doesn't actually speak at all, for all the time.
Iain manages to track down the son of of Simon Dee and ask if Simon will come on the show ... on the same day that he dies! Barry from Watford gets tiddley on Speckled Hen and is forthright upon subjects ranging from Stewart Lee and ASBOS, to Marley and Me and Notting Hill. Iain also asks Who is Your Third Favourite on Dragons Den and interviews DUCKWORTH LEWIS METHOD (SPR).
Iain has been a bit feisty this week, what with arguing with a fat bloke on Oxford St who wanted to kill him and badminton playing tyre fitters. The co-Lee-seum debate tonight is whether Caddick stays or goes - HE STAYS! (Not really a spoiler, he still calls in eight years later). Iain asks if all mountains in Scotland are called Ben - rent-a-jock Alan from Glasgow rings in. A random called Eddie calls in, turns out to be a pianist who played with Andy Kaufman at Carnegie Hall, amongst other places! Iain shags a wall on the video diary and R-Kelly is Trapped in the Closet.
Iain has been to a wedding in Sweden where he impressed loads with his uncle dancing. The Alan Caddick 'Excuse Me' rant becomes a ringtone, plus Paris Hilton or Jordan creates fills more time and creates more arguments than it probably should.
Iain describes how he's just as common as the little folks, by recently using a council swimming baths and being really brave about the anus veruccas and gob plasters. Tonight is also Iain Lee: The Musical, where he, Eloise and all the callers sing their calls and links for a whole hour. The Co-Lee_Seum is vanilla vs chocolate ice cream, The Beatles in panpipes gets an airing and Psychic Sylvia goes proper dark.
Iain is the Primark radio and proud of it. He even allows Mr Naughty to attempt a non-sexual topic but he doesn't quite do it. Young Annabel rings in after a few years and Iain hosts The Co-Lee-Sium, which is an idea of Andy Partridge's, and becomes a feature for a bit - tonight was the debate on U2 being good or bad. Last night was Frank Sidebottom's infamous drunken 100 Club gig and tonight sees the first of the 'Iain's Video Diaries' on the Youtube channel iainonabsolute.
Even all these years ago, as nowadays on talkRadio, some people just don't get IT IS A SHOW! When Iain plays the same clip umpteen times before 'finding' the right one - that's just a bit. When Iain says he only has one bed so HAS to play the same one on repeat, he's blagging - something a young caller doesn't get when he phones whinging. Iain and Eloise get to name a caller and his girlfriend's naughty bits (Fru Fru and Spatula), Iain has made it to 36 without getting a filling, Eloise claims she won't have one either in the next 10 years - I checked after 8 years and she'd had one, so 1-0 IL. Iain has a tassel, Rob Burnett won't do orgies cos 'germs', Milly sings Billy Joel and 'I am Ross Stevens'.
Eloise decides to skive after one show so Iain is produced by Butch Patrick and in a different studio. Boxgate continues, with Iain still not got his box or his £47.72 back. Pauly gives advice on other ways to dispose of a prostitute and Iain toys with jacking it all in and becoming a teacher.
Iain admits that from the ages of 7 until he was about 12 his mother had convinced him that his middle name was Gaylord - so Iain Rougvie may have become Iain Gaylord by deed poll and this would be iaingaylordpodcasts.co.uk! JOSIE LONG live in the studio (SL) where old nasty nicknames are discussed - Iain being Crazy Legs Crane; Josie being Chubby Checker and Gary from Catford wonderfully being Gaztec Camera! Don't talk to Iain about cardboard boxmakers; which animals could be put in a silent zoo; Eloise now producer in all but name (and salary probably) and Iain has been mistaken for Dick and/or Dom.
Someone called Rosie (not Ribena) leaves a 3 minute answerphone message panning the show and calling Iain "lower than Jonny Vaughan" - but at least his mum loves him. Davis does his last show, which makes Rob Burnett cry but the big news is Iain now has 4 Michael Jackson tickets for sale ... seeing as he just died!
Iain, deep in his Fleetwood Mac phase, admits he has to fight the urge to leather it in the Polo when 'The Chain' comes on. Eloise does her cow impression, which is frankly scary and Barry from Watford gets to hear Rob from Pondersend tell his levitating in a police cell story.
Limahl can't help but admit that Rob Burnett is his favourte caller, while Iain gives away Rock Star names. The dangerous topic of Sex Injuries is discussed and Iain admits he almost broke his wrist once, while Darkbreath got spaff in her eye. In her eye!
Tonight's the night that came to be known as Vinnygate, in which Varinder would take ANY story from the last eight months given to him by a caller, and put -gate on the end! Iain meanwhile, welches on a bet regarding The Apprentice (although I can't remember what it was now).
Iain tries to poach a listener from Mansfield 103.2 called Kai but he won't have it and Watko wins again. He later rings a woman in India who has emailed, to only find out it is 5am there! Oh, and he says 'Lindsey Buckingham' 63 times in 2 minutes.
Iain invites some randoms into the studio today, with only one person being booted out for being a bell and no murdering or bumming being done. Professor Heinz Wolff & Kid Creole both claim Rob Burnett is their favourite radio caller.
Iain tells of a new tv sitcom he rehearsing for called 'Scum Also Rises' (later changed to The Persuasionists) but rues that he didn't get any laughs while Adam Buxton got loads. Rob from Pondersend makes his first call, Iain swears down he'll take Alan Caddick on a plane (they both forget about it over time) and Iain does the full show as if it was pre-recorded in the week - mostly confusion.
A BIG show today. Iain and Eloise do their first solo show as Davis is off due to tragically losing a bollock in a spinning accident. Also, Iain thinks clams underwater look like "pulsating psychedelic vaginas" - filth! Rob congratulates Iain on convincing a woman he's straight by marrying Fandango and Andy in Basildon - soon to become Andre - calls 'Tim' a lot. Good news from the Sonys when Iain (but mainly Barry from Watford) wins a Sony Silver, coming second to a bunch of prisoners. ANDY PARTRIDGE of XTC gives a brilliant phone interview, Milly Cupcakes does limericks for Iain, Elosie, Rob Burnett, but the main event is Iain wrestling a listener called Matt Early AND KICKING HIS ARSE!
Iain, regretting not keeping his appointment on Friday with the bum doctor, is a bit of a mess down there. There's a loud thunk as he drops Jimi Mistry's name when describing a nutter in their local gym, the show builds a house from listener's spare rooms and Iain's finished the biography of Lindsey Buckingham so the obsession begins.
Iain goes to see David Byrne in Brighton, although he's delayed when he can't find the car and realises he left it at a train station. When he does eventually get there he sits next to Fatboy Slim. Rob Burnett declares his love for 'Delicious' Davis and Iain chooses a listener to wrestle.
Tonight Iain introduces a bunch of new beds, including Gonna Fly Now and a cd called synthsonic sounds which Paul Ross gave him two years before. Iain has FINALLY watched JCVD and loves it, he's recognised in the street by Christopher Eccleston, they try to do the A-Z of actors and a Nigerian scammer has tried to con him - see Shindiggory.
Iain April Fools Barry from Watford into thinking he's won £20 grand on Who's Colin Christian ... and then has to deal with a crying old man. Iain gets told off in text from Fandango for revealing too much on air; the ineptness of the gang as thieves is revealed and Iain has a new catchphrase - Yo yo yo, bumrush the show.
Iain asks if you've ever been caught watching porn / having shepherd's pie - ask Iain about watching Riptide! Missy's son collected cats whiskers while Iain's nephew has a pet spud. Max from Crouch End treats his bad chest with Ibulieve, while Iain treats his by taking it to the zoo.
No Beds Special and only callers allowed on that have names in songs. Iain wasn't able to attend the recent Absolute Radio party due to a previous engagement and general antipathy towards frivolities - Davis went but didn't get any 'Jack and Danny'. Randy uses bread as emergency toilet paper, a listener learns not to email crap to Iain and include his phone number when Iain rings him at half two and wakes the house up! A really good interview with documentarian NICK BROOMFIELD (PPR)
This show is an Arguing Special, resulting in Iain and Alan Caddick having a row about horse racing and we get a glimmer of Alan's 'Excuse Me' rant catchphrase. Iain finds out a listener called Lianna wants to tattoo his name on her arse, on the opposing cheek to Allan Lake's name! Anxious Man plays a 15 minute Pradeep and a brillant SPARKS interview (PL) Oh, Iain has a tache.
Iain continues in his mission to massacre all the great songs by singing Bohemian Rhapsody with Eloise and Julia Abbott. A party of some sort is happening in the building, resulting in a drunk getting thrown out of the studio. Today's rob Burnett fan is Chris de Burgh.
Rob Burnett helps Iain by giving an interesting travel report, which is good as he is Kim Wilde's favourite caller. Iain and Ben Jones decide Zoolander will be the choice for the new film club podcast.
Some good Pradeeping today when Eloise destroys Alan Caddick. Iain is happy as he managed to get tickets for the forthcoming Michael Jackson concerts - what could go wrong?! Topics include Earworm songs and Expensive Gig Tickets.
Eloise sees the error of her ways and issues an apology to the listeners for her previous actions. We hear her's and Iain's phoning in sick voices and Iain enthuses about Timerider on youtube. It's 2 all in the Iain vs Ben competition.
Apparently EU law stated Iain had to allow girls to call in from now on and he looks for the Top Ten Songs With Spoken Word Sections. He asks about pets with missing parts and plays Mallett's Mallet against Ben Jones.
Eloise forced to be at home tonight (or on holiday, or just not on mic) so forced to join twitter and make her first tweet. Iain has a No Girls Show, plays Word Disassociation and admits driving in his nightie (wee willy winkie thing).
Iain reveals his Celebrity snog USED to be Sarah Beeny - until Fandango found out he was going to work with her and made him change it! Eloise reveals her's is the egg shaped headed Ross Kemp and later get's herself banned from the Iain Lee Show by leaving ten minutes early - or she was going on holiday, who can tell.
Covering for Geoff Lloyd again today, otherwise it DEFINITELY would have been Iain announcing Michael Jackson at the O2 concerts, not Dermot. Being a man, Iain installed a washing machine today and does Chinese burns with Ben Jones. Alan Caddick owns the show and a topic is Things You've Been Barred From - Iain's was Boderline Club while Eloise got booted out of Brownies - shocking!
How much to strip is discussed tonight and while Eloise is quite realistic with £10k, Davis is delusional with his price. Loads of cock swinging this week with the alpha males Iain and Ben Jones competing in a series of challenges - today's was dead arms - one of them hit like a girl.
Iain and Eloise discover the "Iain Lee's Eloise Appreciation Society" group on Facebook and are amused to find it has 28 members! I requested to join on the 9th of February 2017 but it had dropped to 1 member by then! Iain is thinking of going to see Michael Jackson at the O2 in four months times - what could go wrong? Topics include Hindi Songs, Tache or No Tache, and Bowie Impressions.
Tonight Iain remembers Forgotten Pop Pinups (Wendy James being my personal favourite) and has bought a VW Polo. The lead singer of Elbow, GUY GARVEY (PL) gives a good interview, Alan Caddick takes massive umbrage with the town of Oxford after they cheated on University Challenge and Iain was in the 'Spotted' section in Heat Magazine, sweating in a spinning class.
Iain interviews JARROD CHRISTMAS (SL) where they talk about the sitcom they are filming together, in which one plays an Australian and the other plays a knob. Professor Joe Lathems, the UFO expert talks dogging with Barry from Watford. Micro celebrities are discussed and Iain has sideburns or Sidneys envy.
Iain does a live director's commentary on Twitter tonight and gets a free Wii on air. Speaking of gaming, we find out the Lee's RockBand group name is The Bombs (see nicknames episode). I've written Canadian Fruitbowl on the twitter feed and have no idea why. Iain also plays menu Guess Who, but can't remember what a turbot is. This is also the show where Vinny thinks a Menage a Trois is a type of dog!
Bit of a disturbing show for Iain tonight as he finds out the truth about sphincters and what happens during childbirth - all I'll say are Ripping and broken bumholes. We find out Iain has had his first Subway butty today, his catflap is 19 by 23cm and Tim Shaw is known as Nick Shaw to his biggest fans.