i am Woodstock

Warning! May contain Scary Makeup, Zombie Jesus, Private Schools, Theme Parks and/or Peanuts

Warning - may contain journalism, social media, gun insurance, fake news and/or peanuts

Warning - May contain: best selling authors, enthusiasm, Elon Musk, pizza delivery, and/or Peanuts!

Warning - may contain regenerative farming, pigs castration, health washing, nutrition and/or peanuts!

Warning! May contain parenting lessons, cigar smoking, kids nutrition and/or peanuts.

Warning - may contain drug abuse, drive-by shooting, life lessons and/or peanuts!

Warning- may contain Irish bomb makers, benevolent felons, ketamine treatments, beating monks at meditation, and/or peanuts.

Warning - may contain UFOs, alien bodies, mind control, unwanted implants, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain German beer, German highways, German houses, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, heavy ethanol use, Maui Brewing, Karbach, Martin House, Avery, and/or peanuts.

Saloon Door Brewing is a craft brewery located in Webster, Texas. Founded in 2015, the brewery's mission is to create unique and flavorful craft beers that push the boundaries of traditional styles. Saloon Door offers a wide variety of year-round and seasonal beers, including IPAs, stouts, sours, and barrel-aged brews.

Warning- may contain Marxism, Chinese culture, Tiananmen Square, hitting stones with eggs, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain slight profanity, craft beer, 75 Hard, periodic sobriety, relationships with cannabis, and/or nuts.

Shawn is the owner of the best spot in Victoria to find craft beer, Texas Liquor. 

Warning- may contain slight profanity, Free Art Victoria, dating my wife, high school sweetarts, community building, and/or nuts.

Josh is the creator of Free Art Victoria and has been helping beautify his community for over a decade.

https://www.facebook.com/search/top?q=free%20art%20victoria

Johnny is the host of the podcast - Don’t Panic! We’re all going to die.   

Warning - may contain mental health problems, psychedelic experiences, Jordan Peterson, podcasting and/or peanuts!  

patreon.com/iamwoodstock

Warning- may contain slight profanity, Redbird Books, Paranormal Romance, Peter Pan Porn, and/or nuts.

Elisa is the owner of Redbird Books, the top rated used book store in Victoria, Tx

Visit the link below for directions and telephone number. Website coming soon! 

https://www.google.com/search?tbs=lf:1,lf_ui:10&tbm=lcl&sxsrf=APq-WBveI4ONJTO3fYAkrvrTpCaZ7_XXHg:1649630321141&q=used+books&rflfq=1&num=10&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiRmrXqx4r3AhU5lWoFHX7QAAEQjGp6BAgNEAE&biw=1920&bih=912&dpr=1#rlfi=hd:;si:12659179497947808800,l,Cgp1c2VkIGJvb2tzSIveqNzlgICACFocEAAQARgAGAEiCnVzZWQgYm9va3MqBggDEAAQAZIBD3VzZWRfYm9va19zdG9yZZoBJENoZERTVWhOTUc5blMwVkpRMEZuU1VSTGRFNURNRFZSUlJBQqoBEhABKg4iCnVzZWQgYm9va3MoAA,y,bL4fCOoyNYQ;mv:[[30.3141072,-96.074972],[27.5622924,-98.7102642]]

Warning- may contain profanity, knowing your limits, training smokers, pissing in the park, horse people, and/or peanuts.

Brandon Wakefield is the owner of Satori MMA, a family-oriented training gym based out of Victoria Tx. In this episode we discuss what it means to be a coach and a competitor. Jace asks advice on how out of shape dads can work their way back into fighting shape.

https://satorimma.com/

Warning- may contain sexual content, ADHD, consensual sex, scruffy dude faces, attempted orgies, and/or peanuts.

Bob and Kat are an open-minded couple that enjoy the sensual company of others. We talk about the stigma of open relationships and the swinger lifestyle. I also get to learn a new term - monogamish.

Warning - may contain taekwondo black belts, feeding our cells, hunting sea worms, and/or peanuts.

Matt is an environmental consultant specializing in hydrogeology and protecting our waters from environmental pollutants.

We have a discussion about the history of environmental protections in the United States 

and why Teddy Roosevelt is the man.

Warning: may contain- sharing darkness, Dice Fights, Brandon Sanderson, motivation, and/or peanuts. 

J Daniel is the creator of the new blockbuster game- Dice Fights. We talk about sharing the dark parts of our lives with others as a way to help those going through tough times. We also talk about how motivation is an emotion that comes through action. Finally we nerd out about his new game release!

Woodstock Games is a family run board game business, founded in 2022 with two current projects in the works. 

Battle in a fight to the death with dice! Roll the dice to attack your opponents, defend yourself, and gain gold for valuable upgrades!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1324930092/dice-fights-roll-the-box?ref=clipboard-prelaunch

Warning- may contain tinctures, The Morrígan, world records, freezing your face and/or nuts.

Brandee is an energy healer and all-around wonder woman. Tune in to learn about 7 chakras and what they mean.

Warning- may contain profanity, 10 day fasts, autophagy, privilege, living in a simulation, genercide, and/or nuts.

Otto is a member of The Staudt Brothers. Check out their music on Spotify or visit their website below. 

https://staudtbrothers.com/

STAUDT BROTHERS: A LEGENDARY HISTORY

Staudt Brothers was formed in the summer of 1979 in the basement of a world famous pub known as The Blind Dutchmen, sitting in a ramshackle, hard knocks portion of Liverpool. Its original founding members met while staggering down stairs in search of a restroom. After a few rounds of ale a fortifying shot of Peach Schnapps the new band mates agreed that rock and roll was dead, disco was ruining the world, and John Denver was in dire need of a haircut. After several recording sessions in the world renowned Fairmont studio of producer Argyle Smithwicksonburg the rollicking foursome laid down what was to be the first and only album recorded by the brothers. Upon hearing the final cut, Argyle promptly set fire to the studio declaring "what has been captured here can never be duplicated, replicated, annotated or bifurcated. As the studio burned the band drove off in their 1966 VW to hit the road in support of the record. Rolling Stone heralded the album as the "worst piece of self indulgent, misguided, narcissistic, inebriated music ever recorded." Inebriated it most certainly was as the now deceased founding drummer Gerald von Hornstein recalled in his memoir that it took no less than 147 bottles of vodka, 75 cases of Pearl and a gallon of Kentucky white lightning to complete the studio album. The New Yorker once referred to the album as, "confirmation of the decay of western society."Fortunately for the band, nobody in Liverpool reads the Rolling Stone or the New Yorker or anything at all for that matter and Argyle was able to book numerous gigs at local venues such as the famous Horse and Saddle Lounge, Coopers Alley, St. Lawrence Episcopal Church and the underground rock icon Sewage Center. Spirits where high in the Spring of 1980 when vocalist Dermot McDermot had a tragic accident involving a quart of motor oil, two pounds of butter, a horse whip and a Stretch Armstrong doll captured on local cable access news. What followed was a downward spiral of drugs, alcohol, and women until in the winter of 1982 the band, unable to inspire a follow up album disbanded in favor of a new venture. Acting. Yes really. No I'm not kidding.

Warning- may contain profanity, hangovers, male bosoms, A.I. overlords, Symbol Brewing, the third eye, and/or nuts.

He's back! From episode 1 to episode 69. 

Warning- may contain profanity, Oregon drug laws, Transylvanian moonshine, 87 year old women on weed, and/or nuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, drug use, national health system, decriminalized drugs, Matthew Mcconaughey, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, brain drain, corrupt government, therapeutic psychedelics, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain Dracula, 100% hemp tuxedos, delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the cleaner of the forest, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, 5 syllable cheers, influencers, photography, speaking in tongues, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain   conspiracies, vaccine passports, Jace talking way too much, LSD, and/or   peanuts.

Warning- may contain interrupting cats, more bondage, Bitcoin, autocratic governments, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, sexual content, bondage, bouncers, bullying, beards, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, unitarians, 6000 year old dinosaurs, naked zombies, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain pozole, clubbing in New York, near-death experiences, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain slight profanity, CBD healing, mouth guard miracles, media censorship, QAnon, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, Joe Rogan and Mr. Rogers having a love child, Hercules, white woman privilege, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, tequila, moon landings, changing the fabric of society, risking everything, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, gouging eyes, hacking biology, Smalleville sex cults, a lot of bourbon, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain sexual content, profanity, children in cages, pixelated kitties, getting licks, psilocybin, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, arson, Texas abortion laws, immigration in America, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, the war on drugs, sexy zombie attacks, ruts in a field, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain profanity, hate speech, "santorum", killer robots, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain Liberian rice riots, coup d'états, malnutrition, KKK graffiti, government corruption, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain deadly hikes, expensive healthcare, opioids, Jesus handing out mushrooms, and/or peanuts.

Warning- may contain renaissance festivals, the deep state, plugging oil leaks with dead animals, and/or peanuts.