Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery Users
By Ian 'Spoon Sense' Crawford
Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery UsersFeb 14, 2021
Episode 19: Murder at Cutlery College
Ian 'Spoon Sense' Crawford tells us about his student days studying at Cutlery College and reveals the horrific tale of the phantom spoon murders. Is it an evil spirit from beyond the grave or something or someone else closer to home? Listen to find out the answer if you dare! You can find out more about Ian Crawford and his deadly serious work at www.safecutlery.com and follow Ian on Twitter @spoonsense
Episode 18: Spooner Park
In this episode cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford tell us about his plans to develop a cutlery based theme park. Find out about his plans for Spooner Park and Cutlery Corner including the best and safest forkin' rollercoaster in the world. Don't forget to follow or subscribe. You can find out more about Ian Crawford and his deadly serious work at www.safecutlery.com and follow Ian on Twitter @spoonsense
Episode 17: Invasion of the Sporks
In this episode there really is trouble at the mill when cutlery safety adviser Ian Crawford tell us about the worrying possibility that the Steel & Cutlery Manufacturers Association may be bought out and merged with the Takasha-Xiao-Li Plastic Corporation. Find out more about Ian Crawford and his deadly serious work at www.safecutlery.com Follow Ian on Twitter @spoonsense
Episode 16: The Titanic meets Agatha Christie and Inspector Fork
Cutlery Safety Expert Ian Crawford tells us about his Great Grandfather's heroic deeds aboard the Titanic, we are reminded about dining safety and etiquette and Ian also tells us about his soon to be published murder mystery cutlery crime series. This episode also features a promotion for the highly recommended Release the Clowns sketch comedy podcast. Find out more about Ian and get in touch with any feedback, comments and requests via the website www.safecutlery.com
Episode 15: The Forking Amazing Trip to Mars
In this exciting episode Cutlery Safety Expert Ian Crawford considers chocolate cutlery, dogs in space and motorway service station toilets. He also exclusively tells us about his recent exciting trip to Mars. Find out more about Ian and get in touch with any feedback, comments and requests via the website www.safecutlery.com
Episode 14: The Fork Ness Monster and other mysteries
Cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford reveals some of the mysterious case studies that have been reported to the Steel & Cutlery Manufacturers Association. To find out more about Ian and cutlery safety see www.safecutlery.com Like, share and follow but most of all stay safe with your cutlery!
Episode 13: Innocence and forkfulness
Ian gets some good news from the police. To celebrate he takes some time to focus on the fork in a relaxation and yoga retreat. There are some mishaps, misunderstandings and plenty of forking fun. If you enjoy these podcasts please follow, share and like or rate! Stay safe and checkout the website to find out more: www.safecutlery.com
Episode 12: The East Coast Murder
Ian confesses to his motivation behind the ongoing obsession with cutlery safety. What really happened in his teenage years that now drives him on his quest to save the world from the dangers of cutlery? A female cousin, a hotel room and a teaspoon all had their part to play in this tragic and murderous tale. If you enjoy these podcasts please follow, share and like or rate! Stay safe and checkout the website to find out more: www.safecutlery.com
Episode 11: Steel at the wheel
The episode where cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford warns us about the dangers of using cutlery when driving and also shares some amazing innovations for improving road safety as well as improving eating habits. Send feedback, comments and suggestions via the contact form at www.safecutlery.com
Episode 10: Marriage and Bowling
The episode where cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford tells us about his wife, DIY Dave, Kutlery-4-Kidz and his special friend Ann from down the road. Send feedback, comments and suggestions via the contact form at www.safecutlery.com Stay safe!
Episode 9: Trip to Forkmenistan
The episode where cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford visits a giant cutlery manufacturing factory in Forkmenistan.
Episode 8: Spoon the Musical!
The episode where Cutlery Safety Expert Ian Crawford pitches his idea for a musical based on the life of Horatio Spoon.
Episode 7: Community Cutlery from SpoonSense
The episode where Ian Crawford (Cutlery Safety Expert) helps turn some young lives towards future success
Episode 6: Abbey Road
The episode where Ian wins a competition and records a new hit album in the Abbey Road recording studios
Episode 5: Cutlery safety on the moon
In this episode cutlery safety expert and adviser Ian Crawford finds a rocket in Asda and ends up on the moon delivering his cutlery safety lecture to a group of strange creatures.
Episode 4: Speed awareness
In this episode cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford tells us how a delay at a Chinese buffet restaurant led him to having to attend a speed awareness workshop. He updates us on his search for further employment and also reminds all listeners about the dangers of the teaspoon, with a recap of spoon-sense.
Episode3: Mop what you drop
Ian Crawford (cutlery safety expert) tells us about a recent interview, his "Finnish" girlfriend, his carefree neighbour and he shares a sad case study of somebody who failed to mop what they dropped. In some bonus material, Ian tells us about a secret formula for calculating the number of prongs on any fork!. Stay safe everyone, but most of all stay cutlery safe!
Episode 2: Stay cutlery safe
In this episode Ian shares his experience with plastic cutlery in a fast food restaurant, his hobby rearranging cutlery in IKEA and he also shares a couple of tragic case studies. Finally all podcast listeners will be rewarded with the basics of SpoonSense. Stay safe, stay cutlery safe!
Episode 1: Think once, think twice, think fork, spoon & knife
Ian Crawford (Cutlery Safety Expert) introduces listeners to the importance of cutlery safety. "Think once, think Twice, think fork spoon and knife!"