I Can't Even
By Jake Lawson, Sofia Stefanovic
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I Can't Even May 26, 2021
Caitlyn 4 California?
In this week's episode we are not recording together as Jake is in New York. We discuss his shenanigans back in the city, as well as Caitlyn Jenner running for governor in California. We also discuss the escalated conflict between Israel and Palestine. There is so much to unpack in our first distanced episode and our longest episode!
Editor and Sound Engineer: Daniel Ellow
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
"Stop Being Poor"
In the first part of this episode, we discuss the recent FBI raid on Rudy Giuliani's New York Apartment and, of course, his beautiful teeth. Later, we explore the many issues in President Biden's congressional address.
Editor and Sound Engineer: Daniel Ellow
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
Divorce Court
Matt Gaetz and Jen Shah are under investigation by the FBI. Sex trafficking, fraud, and stealing from old people are the topics of this episode.
Editor and Sound Engineer: Daniel Ellow
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
Shrek & Weed
Welcome to Episode 10! This episodes features our Q&A, the death of Prince Philip, and the legalisation of Marijuana in New York. Stay tuned for more episodes coming weekly! 420 baby!
Editor and Sound Engineer: Daniel Ellow
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
WAP (Worship & Prayers)
Is Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's WAP song destroying America? Why is Harry Styles relevant to American values? Is Jesus gay? Listen and find out!
Editor and Sound Engineer: Daniel Ellow
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
Supremacy of the Transvestites & the Cuomosexuals
What did Congresswoman Lauren Boebert have to say about the Equality Act? Is Meghan Markle a bully? How much trouble is Governor Andrew Cuomo really in? Will Jake be cancelled? Is Sofia in trouble? There's only one way to find out . . .
Editor and Sound Engineer: Daniel Ellow
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
Hidin' Biden
Where is Joe Biden? What are the major Biden plans for these first 100 days? We discuss the Equality Act and Marjorie Taylor Greene's opposition to transgender rights.
Editor and Sound Engineer: Daniel Ellow
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
FLED CRUZ!
In this episode we briefly discuss the main takeaways of the 2nd impeachment trial of Donald Trump, and the actions of Senator Ted Cruz during the horrific freeze in Texas. Also, we have a secret guest on this episode— Bobo. This will be his first and last time on the podcast.
There are many organizations accepting donations for Texas disaster relief. To donate please visit:
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Editor and Sound Engineer: Daniel Ellow
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
QAnon & Chlamydia
Please note that this episode was recorded on February 4th 2021, prior to the dismissal of Marjorie Taylor Greene's duties on multiple committees.
On this week's episode of I Can't Even, Jake and Sofia dive in to the hot gossip of Marjorie Taylor Greene and her QAnon devotion. Furthermore, there are some (messy) clarifications about the nature of Sofia and Jake's friendship. If you are here for a good time, then you're in the right place!
Editor and Sound Engineer: Fredrik Molin & Daniel Ellow
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
Pardons, Penis & Putin
This week's episode is dedicated to the presidential pardons and the situation in Russia. Have a listen to Jake and Sofia's unique interpretation of current events . . . with a twist.
Editor and Sound Engineer: Fredrik Molin
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
THE Inauguration - What's The Tea?
Was Kamala Harris's outfit blue or purple? Why was Melania smiling? How much does Joe Biden love the word unity? This episode we discuss the inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris including the speeches, performances, and the fashion disasters.
Editor and Sound Engineer: Fredrik Molin
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
You're Going to Jail, Boo
Does Trump drink beer? What food do you get in jail? How does Jake feel about the Qanon shaman? This episode we discuss Trump's second impeachment, the arrests of the MAGA rioters, and the social media ban on Trump.
Editor and Sound Engineer: Fredrik Molin
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
Bye Donald!
In the aftermath of the attack on the Capitol, Jake and Sofia discuss the events that transpired and potential outcomes from this fiasco. Will Mike Pence invoke the 25th Amendment? Is Melania going to divorce Donald? How many times can Sofia say "sh*t show"?
Editor and Sound Engineer: Fredrik Molin
Music production: Aleksa Stefanovic
Artwork: Annalynne Talbert
Trailer
A brief description of what is to come. Stay tuned for the pilot episode coming out soon!