I Love Old Time Radio

The Hornet challenges a taxi cab racket.

Costello almost gets a part acting in a movie with Lauren Bacall and then gets an offer to work for the U.N.O. as a diplomat.

"The Maestro," a prizefight manager planning revenge on his star fighter by scalding him to death in the steamroom!

Mervyn McIntosh is a real nice guy, but he's been murdered. His brother, who is not such a nice guy, reveals that Mervyn had a deadly enemy.

George and Mr. Atterbury's college Homecoming game is this weekend and the girls don't want to go. Now that the boys don't want them to go, they want to go.

Bargo and his gang are causing a series of power outages. He wants to have the city take over the electric company.

Lou is suffering from insomnia. Bud suggests the Lou should propose to Susan Miller. Lou decides to became a lifeguard, buys a bathing suit and takes swimming lessons.

A man vows to kill the hit-and-run driver who killed his son, and he's keeping a diary of his plans!

A motel/restaurant in the desert is run by an angry cook and his wife, who has a wandering eye. A traveling salesman and a corpse in a silver coffin named Charley George Washington add to the fun.

Liz is a contestant on a quiz show and wins $500...if she can cash a check within 25 minutes.

The owner of a small stationery store refuses to pay for protection and is shot and wounded. Moroni has lawyer Sturgiss defend his alibi.

Abbott is going on vacation to New Jersey. The boys pay a visit to a travel agent and wind up on a tropical island.

A man who has just finished writing a symphony hears the exact same symphony on the radio. Then as the music finished, the announcer said, you have just been listening to Eulogy for Orchestra Opus 42 by Henri Lefevre. But who was Henri Lefevre?

Nobody seems to want Valentine, despite the time of the year.

Liz decides to help her maid Katy's romance with Mr. Nagley, the postman.

The city trolley line is being sabotaged by a competing bus line.

Costello is running for dog catcher of Glendale. Costello, the artist. Guest Benny Rubin converts the program into an audience participation show in a satire of, "Truth Or Consequences."

There's some nice detection by a newspaperman trying to locate a priceless-but-hidden mural.

The curator of a collection of artifacts has received a music box in the mail. Several other music boxes are then sent, each with a murder attached!

Liz has not been putting money in their Christmas Fund so she needs to find a job to make up the money.

Fight manager Hank Dolan is cheating his young boxers. Fight Commissioner Brill is also a crook. Kato is "on vacation" and is not heard.

The opening routine is about leap year and marriage. Guest Lon Chaney, Jr. and Costello battle over, "Honeysuckle Epstein."

A story about a penniless dancer who has her empty purse stolen in the subway. When the purse is returned, she finds it loaded with money!

A famous composer has died, leaving behind a "Secret Sonata."

George's mother comes for a visit and the Cooper household is thrown into a turmoil.

Britt Reid lures one of a gang of burglars to his apartment and finds out the identity of the head of the gang. The hunt for "The Mystery Man Of Crime" begins. Kato is "on vacation" and is not heard.

A routine about Costello's Aunt May is followed by another traffic ticket. Costello has been invited to join, "The Legion." The boys pay a visit to, "Honest Hassan, Used Camel Dealer."

Harry Andrews was a laughing happy-go-lucky fellow before he began to have dreams about Aaron Burr - dreams in which Burr would be mean to his friend Alexander Hamilton, dreams that became nightmares that began to plague him.

Helga and "The Sad Man Who Coughed" are both murdered in a seedy motel on the Mexican border.

The Atterburys are having a Halloween Party but the Coopers did not get invited.  What they don't know it's a surprise party for them!

Two conmen are promising old folks (over 50) a pension.

Lou becomes sheriff of Encino and has to investigate the spooky house owned by guest Bela Lugosi .

A railroad magnate visits a psychiatrist with complaints of headaches and bad dreams...and with good reason!

The death of "The Wicked Witch" of Juniper Lane. It's not a pleasant place, and she's not a pleasant person!

George is tired of Liz's superstitious nature. But is George's luck about to run out when a cricket enters the house but just won't leave?

A slumlord owns a tenement building that burns down. Helping him is a dishonest building inspector.

Bud had a date with Susan Miller last night. They went to the racetrack. Abbott tries to get Lou a job as a babysitter.

A good ghost story about a huge pipe organ built throughout an entire house, and the reason that it tends to play itself.

Wealthy Dora Duncan, who doesn't hear and won't speak, is found dead near the waterfall on her property.

Liz wants a television set but George is set against it. But she orders one for a free week's trial from Kimball's Appliance Store. But so does George. And so does the Atterbury's. Three sets to the Coopers?

A longshoreman is demanding a $5000 bribe from a steamship company. The Hornet sinks the racket!

After attending a wedding, Bud and Lou decide to open a matrimonial bureau.

A determined scientist plans to keep Mr. Donovan's brain alive in a jar...not such a good idea!

Mr. Ferdinand Vase has had his most valuable possessions stolen...twelves roses! The roses were stolen in Pasadena, just before the Rose Bowl! George Valentine tries to nip a murder in the bud...a thorny problem!

George and Liz and the Atterbury's go out to dinner together and to try out fumble each other for the check. Will George ever get that raise?

An unsafe roller coaster is the target of the Hornet.

Costello's going to be a "T-Man." He meets "Dolores" and "Big Tony."

A determined scientist plans to keep Mr. Donovan's brain alive in a jar...not such a good idea!

A woman's husband is in danger...so they go skiing and death slaloms along for the ride

Liz has been elected treasurer of her women's club. George insists that she balance the books for the household as well as for the club.