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Impossible To Say

Impossible To Say

By Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor
Disconnect from your own problems as lifelong best friends, Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor, bravely respond to their listeners' daily dilemmas with sarcastic commentary and bad advice. Email impossibletosaypod@gmail.com to submit your stories to be read anonymously.
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15 - Once a Cheater Always a Cheater?
In this episode we discuss sending nudes to the wrong person, crazy family influencers, and people who spit when they talk. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:07:07
June 23, 2022
14 - Just Go Home and Be Sad
In today's episode Kat recaps her trip to Europe, Emily recaps her weekend in Ocean City, and we accidentally talk about Disney World multiple times.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:04:08
June 16, 2022
13 - Our First Fight
Today we talk about the dumb things we’re reading and watching, and then discuss scandalous adult rec soccer team drama. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
59:42
June 09, 2022
12 - Is Kat Getting Engaged?
Hang out with us while we ramble about staying friends with exes, alcohol at work events, and the app the we are developing in the very near future. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:04:08
June 02, 2022
11 - We Don't Care
Listen to us give extremely mediocre advice, talk in really bad British accents, and discuss our new favorite way to reject men. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:05:11
May 26, 2022
10 - Meet Our Boyfriends
In this episode we chaotically introduce our boyfriends, Kyle and Kevin. They answer questions from our listeners and then we discuss pee and revenge sex. And we play Perfect In Every Way, of course. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:03:07
May 19, 2022
9 - Stop Communicating Via Snapchat
In this episode we talk way too much about high school and explain why peeing the bed with someone else in it is okay if you say sorry. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:10:32
May 12, 2022
8 - Go Cry In Your Shower
Kat cries three times while we talk about hangxiety, exes becoming stalkers, and pathological liars. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:08:34
May 05, 2022
7 - Tell Them You Like Them
Today we recap our girls trip to Charleston, talk about why rejection doesn't actually matter, and how sharing an appetizer is really competitive.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
55:38
April 28, 2022
6 - I Think You and Your Boyfriend Might Break Up Soon
Join us as we discuss Kat’s LA trip, the word banging, and cheating as a Valentine's Day gift. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:02:21
April 21, 2022
5 - Don't Quote Movies During Sex
Listen to us talk about reclaimed virginities, hookups mistaken for uber drivers, and yellow school busses after drinking way too much caffeine.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:02:40
April 07, 2022
4 - We Found a Studio
Welcome to our first episode recorded from our new studio (because we are fancy now). Today we did a Q&A episode so we could talk about ourselves for an hour straight. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:03:59
March 31, 2022
3 - Neither of Us Are Stupid
In this episode we got comfortable and moved to Kat's couch to talk about gym anxiety, (almost) home wreckers, and how getting engaged won't solve your problems. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:07:18
March 24, 2022
2 - The Tophat Stays
Today we annoyingly ramble about The Batman, sugar daddies, and mega beds. We also ask ourselves the age-old question, who is running the Twitter porn accounts? Listen to the end of the episode to hear our new segment, Perfect In Every Way. Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:27:51
March 17, 2022
1 - No One's First Episode is Perfect
Come hang out with us as we talk about roommate horror stories, sex with identical twins, and our cats.  Send your stories to impossibletosaypod@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/impossibletosaypod/ Follow us on Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@impossibletosay
01:05:11
March 10, 2022