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Impossible To Say

Impossible To Say

By Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor

Disconnect from your own problems as lifelong best friends, Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor, bravely respond to their listeners' daily dilemmas with sarcastic commentary and bad advice. Email impossibletosaypod@gmail.com to submit your stories to be read anonymously.
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96 - Let's Get Right Into It

Impossible To SayMay 02, 2024

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96 - Let's Get Right Into It

96 - Let's Get Right Into It

Today we talk about how to go no contact with an ex, Kat wanting to be a stepmom, and Emily wanting to embarrass a very specific man from our hometown.

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May 02, 202401:10:49
95 - Kat's Block List

95 - Kat's Block List

In this episode we talk about a Vegas love story, high school parties in the woods, and scary catcalling.

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Apr 25, 202401:07:24
94 - The Cherry On Top

94 - The Cherry On Top

In this episode we talk about Kat's first Coachella experience, Vector marketing scams, and aggressive flirting on Twitter in high school.

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Apr 18, 202401:13:38
93 - We're So Excited

93 - We're So Excited

Today we talk about Kat's drunk text, friends with benefits, and Emily's guinea pig trauma.

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Apr 11, 202401:12:39
92 - Surprise Proposal

92 - Surprise Proposal

In this episode we talk about a bizarre friend group breakup, women's basketball getting the attention it deserves, and us being high school bullies.

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Apr 04, 202401:17:05
91 - Paying On The First Date

91 - Paying On The First Date

In this episode we talk about drifting apart from childhood friends, 21 year old fathers on Hinge, and sleepover trauma.

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Mar 28, 202401:11:54
90 - Deep Dive

90 - Deep Dive

In today's episode we discuss a very inappropriate love triangle, the mind of an 18 year old boy, and Ariana Grande.

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Mar 21, 202401:14:24
89 - He's Sleeping Peacefully

89 - He's Sleeping Peacefully

Today we talk about the Bachelor (without seeing a single episode), give advice about a boyfriend's scary overprotective Mom, and tell a scandalous work trip cheating story.

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Mar 07, 202401:12:57
88 - We Have An Addiction

88 - We Have An Addiction

This week we talk more about Love Is Blind, tell a horrible first date story, and then balance it out with a positive story about how much your life can change in one night.

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Feb 29, 202401:13:10
87 - The Art of Line Cutting

87 - The Art of Line Cutting

In this episode we talk about how intimate cars are, how roommates can so easily become lovers, and how we need more women magicians,

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Feb 22, 202401:06:20
86 - Galentine's Day

86 - Galentine's Day

Today we discuss the Super Bowl, weird friend ultimatums, and elementary school recess weddings.

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Feb 15, 202401:06:14
85 - A Damn Shame

85 - A Damn Shame

This week we wish Emily a happy birthday (!!!), recap the Grammys, and remind you to support your local stan accounts.

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Feb 08, 202401:12:34
84 - Need Him Like Water

84 - Need Him Like Water

In this episode Kat retires from dating, we explain why we want to be stepmoms, and talk shit about Emily's high school ex (as usual).

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Feb 01, 202401:01:48
83 - Nothing Like A Girls Trip

83 - Nothing Like A Girls Trip

Today we recap our LA week, talk about scary, lying men, and discuss our future parenting styles.

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Jan 26, 202401:08:29
82 - Have To See It Through

82 - Have To See It Through

Today we talk about situationship limbos, Kat's soft cancellation, and nasty coworkers.

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Jan 18, 202401:13:28
81 - Break Ups Make You Crazy

81 - Break Ups Make You Crazy

Today we discuss the way it feels to see people in love when you're going through a breakup, weird Mom behavior, and (randomly) the ethics of hunting.

Jan 11, 202401:07:39
80 - Drunk Texting Is In

80 - Drunk Texting Is In

In this episode we talk about how everything is in for 2024, give advice on how to have fun alone, and remind you not to have anxiety over your shitty situationship.

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Jan 04, 202401:06:42
79 - Really Messy

79 - Really Messy

This week we talk about family drama, making mistakes in a respectful way, and engagement rings (or lack there of).

Dec 21, 202356:60
78 - He Was Addicted To Me

78 - He Was Addicted To Me

Today we talk about Matt Rife being horrible, friend group secrets, and your ex boyfriend's friends.

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Dec 14, 202301:06:19
77 - Kat Tells Her Secrets

77 - Kat Tells Her Secrets

Today we talk about the worst influencer to ever grace the internet space, remind everyone how good Believe by Justin Bieber is (full album), and discuss when you should go on a second date.

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Dec 14, 202301:09:52
76 - A Slow Burn

76 - A Slow Burn

In this week's episode we recap our Blackout Wednesday, talk about Jane The Virgin's impact, and tell you about Kat's stalker sugar daddy.

Nov 30, 202301:05:17
75 - We Were Overserved

75 - We Were Overserved

Happy Thanksgiving all! We are so grateful you're here!!!

Nov 23, 202301:08:35
74 - Head Over Heels

74 - Head Over Heels

Today we talk about Kat's travel experience from hell, friends who aren't forever friends, and oversharing on dates.


Nov 16, 202301:11:07
73- Make A Woman's Day

73- Make A Woman's Day

This week we talk about finding "the one," plane etiquette, and stalking your partner's ex.

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Nov 02, 202301:11:23
72 - Trust Your Gut

72 - Trust Your Gut

In this episode we talk about the art of phone snooping, women being psychic, and how to be confident on a first date.

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Oct 26, 202301:12:39
71 - We Are Totally Fine

71 - We Are Totally Fine

Today we talk about hookups with celebrities, cheating on dating apps, and sexual tension in museums.

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Oct 19, 202301:15:55
70 - Refusing to Move On

70 - Refusing to Move On

In this week’s episode we discuss the new Love is Blind season, a love triangle with coworkers, and how to find out if the guy you’re seeing is also seeing other people.
Oct 12, 202301:19:38
69 - We Were Almost Theater Kids

69 - We Were Almost Theater Kids

This week we talk about sitting down at concerts, Kat's physical type, and our talent show performances.

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Oct 05, 202301:09:39
68 - What Do I Want

68 - What Do I Want

In this episode we address the elephant in the room (Taylor and Travis), talk about green card marriages, and judge a grown man for being obsessed with his Mom.

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Sep 28, 202301:06:51
67 - There Is Something Wrong With Him

67 - There Is Something Wrong With Him

This week we respond to a hate email, talk about our exes (again), and decide whether grocery shopping with someone is cheating.

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Sep 21, 202301:10:15
66 - Second Wind

66 - Second Wind

In today's episode we discuss pop culture and pop music, tell you to let go of your hangxiety, and give roommate advice.

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Sep 14, 202301:22:20
65 - Is Emily a Girl's Girl?

65 - Is Emily a Girl's Girl?

Today we talk about meeting your partners' family, friend dating, and the devastating loss of Timothee Chalamet to Kylie Jenner.

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Sep 07, 202301:10:50
64 - Showing Interest Is Cool
Aug 31, 202301:11:20
63 - Are You In Love With Your Best Friend

63 - Are You In Love With Your Best Friend

In this episode we tell you about an elaborate prom/proposal surprise, talk about when to profess your love, and decide when it's possible to forgive and forget.

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Aug 24, 202301:12:08
62 - The Summer For Girls

62 - The Summer For Girls

We're back and we missed you!! Today we catch you up on our summer vacations, moves, and Kat's (very humbling) dating life.

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Aug 17, 202301:17:18
61 - Kat Makes a Confession

61 - Kat Makes a Confession

In this week's episode we talk about the rollercoaster of emotions during a break up, how to deal with car issues as a woman, and lovebombing.

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Jun 22, 202301:15:07
60 - It's All Happening

60 - It's All Happening

Today we talk about how to handle rejection, ex boyfriends with loud trucks, and puking in peace.

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Jun 15, 202301:02:41
59 - We're All Millionaires

59 - We're All Millionaires

In this episode we talk about about Hinge dating, car guys, and Papa John (again).

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Jun 08, 202301:04:46
58 - Love You To Death
May 25, 202301:00:20
57 - Negativity Is Important

57 - Negativity Is Important

Today we talk about being drunk at our minimum wage jobs, trusting your instincts, and how cool it is to be in your mid twenties and know you're cool.

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May 18, 202301:01:46
56 - You Don't Need To Be The Best

56 - You Don't Need To Be The Best

This week we talk about suburban neighborhood drama, Papa John's cheating scandal, and Emily's love for her teachers.

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May 11, 202301:04:09
55 - Ghosting and Gaslighting

55 - Ghosting and Gaslighting

In this episode we give advice to one of our few male listeners, talk about coworker romances, and laugh about a hilarious break up involving manatees.

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May 04, 202301:02:15
54 - Banned From Disney World

54 - Banned From Disney World

Today we cry, laugh about men with bad manners, and talk about the importance of toilet paper.

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Apr 27, 202354:13
53 - Start Saying Yes

53 - Start Saying Yes

We’re back from our break to discuss lots of TV shows, a horrifically cringey sexual encounter, and when you should contact your ex. More stories on our Patreon https://patreon.com/impossibletosay


Apr 20, 202301:14:11
52 - Changing Our Mindsets

52 - Changing Our Mindsets

Today we update everyone on where we are moving, give advice on how to live with men, and talk about how much we love gullible people.

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Mar 30, 202301:10:38
51 - We're Starting a Band

51 - We're Starting a Band

In this week's episode we break down our feelings about Taylor Swift's opening night, tell a scary stalker story, and decide we're going to start smoking cigarettes.

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Mar 23, 202301:04:40
50 - Celeb Gossip with Brooke Averick
Mar 16, 202358:55
49 - One Year of Talking Shit

49 - One Year of Talking Shit

On this episode we celebrate one year Impossible To Say!!! We talk about bad friends, Scandavol, and the girls who wear pretty dresses and eat pretty cakes.

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Mar 09, 202301:08:59
48 - Our Biggest Regret

48 - Our Biggest Regret

Today we go on many tangents discussing doomsday prepping, birthday Instagram story posting etiquette, and our opinions on camping.

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Mar 02, 202301:06:23
47 - Don't Flash Your Coworkers

47 - Don't Flash Your Coworkers

This week we are back in the studio to talk about girls who are rude to you in front of the boys they like, an almost terrifying intruder story, and whether accents actually make someone hotter. 

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Feb 23, 202301:13:07