Insólito News
By Thiago Trabuco Bassan
Insólito NewsMay 10, 2021
Assassinato em Massa, aviação perigosa, grileiro alienigena e aranhans e ereções
Saiba que fazer yoga pode te levar a tomar uma geral da PM, que voar pode ser uma cagada, que grileiros também voam e que se eu falar de aranha e ereções vou tomar um strike igual o Raul Seixas tomou na ditadura com o Rock Das Aranhas, mas é isso...
Links das noticiais:
https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/08/europe/yoga-confused-mass-murder-gbr-scli-intl/index.html
https://www.insider.com/delta-flight-had-to-u-turn-after-passenger-suffered-diarrhea-2023-9
https://www.jpost.com/omg/article-754897
Trilha Sonora:
Todas as músicas utilizadas são estão disponíveis em https://filmmusic.io/
Robôs Assassinos, Políticos, O amor salva, nem para ser um juninho, e flatulência
No programa de hoje:
- Saiba como um campeonato de xadrez pode se tornar uma rinha assassina de tecnologia
- Que a politica é suja, ou por vezes prefere a sujeira
- Um casamento, dois sapos e muita chuva
- Garrafas pets e como utilizalas
- Flatulência como despertador
Links das noticias do programa:
https://www.foxnews.com/world/russian-chess-robot-breaks-childs-finger-moscow-match
https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/bhagwant-mann-hospitalised-water-river-b2128915.html
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/frogs-married-ritual-bring-rain-27529319
https://www.indy100.com/viral/man-bottle-stuck-in-anus
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-who-hasnt-stopped-farting-27556904?int_source=nba
Trilha Sonora E Áudios:
Breaking World News by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6142-breaking-world-news
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Happy Asian Intro 01 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7136-happy-asian-intro-01
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Retro Party by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5423-retro-party-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Fancy Family by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5651-fancy-family-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wealthy Life by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5411-wealthy-life-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Silly Boy by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5409-silly-boy-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Monsters In Hotel by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5421-monsters-in-hotel-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Tomates falantes, troca de roupas, suco de saquinho, um pássaro um avião, não é um…
No programa de hoje, saiba como sua salada se comunica, que apesar de não ser o Alexandre, esse cara fez uma grande Viagem, que a matemática é importante para p*rra, e que os astronautas também amam!
Links das noticias do programa:
https://blog.frontiersin.org/2021/07/20/tomato-fruits-send-electrical-warnings-to-the-rest-of-the-plant-when-attacked-by-insects/
https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-oddities-health-travel-indonesia-09876be471fbcf46e9ae3d60aacdce38
https://www.vice.com/en/article/epnqga/china-sperm-bank-donation-contest
https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2021/07/sex-toy-company-to-launch-a-rocket-carrying-sex-toys-into-space/
Trilha Sonora E Áudios:
Breaking World News by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6142-breaking-world-news
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Happy Asian Intro 01 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7136-happy-asian-intro-01
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Retro Party by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5423-retro-party-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Fancy Family by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5651-fancy-family-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wealthy Life by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5411-wealthy-life-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Silly Boy by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5409-silly-boy-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Monsters In Hotel by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5421-monsters-in-hotel-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
TV Brasil
Capitão Planeta
A praça é Nossa
Richard Rasmussen
Filme Apollo 13
Perseguição, 4:20, Estatísticas, Furries e Privacidade Obrigatória
No programa de hoje: Cuidado com o que vem do céu; estudos sobre a domesticação do que planta é aquela mesmo ali... O erro rude do governo australiano ao contratar artes para as olimpiadas de Toquio; A prova cabal que metade dos americanos são burros, e da forma que eles mais gostam em estatisticas; Uma mulher britânica é proibida pela lei de fazer algo que já é proibido!
Noticias Utilizadas No Programa:
https://todayuknews.com/world-news/cop-calls-backup-for-drone-following-her-only-to-find-out-its-planet-jupiter/
https://phys.org/news/2021-07-cannabis-domesticated-years.html
https://junkee.com/government-furry-olympics/301894
https://www.insider.com/20-of-americans-believe-microchips-in-covid-19-vaccines-yougov-2021-7
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15598468/poo-bomber-neighbour-urinating/
Audios e Trilha Sonora:
Breaking World News by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6142-breaking-world-news
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Happy Asian Intro 01 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7136-happy-asian-intro-01
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Retro Party by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5423-retro-party-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Fancy Family by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5651-fancy-family-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wealthy Life by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5411-wealthy-life-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Silly Boy by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5409-silly-boy-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Monsters In Hotel by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5421-monsters-in-hotel-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Mutantes - Balada Do Louco
Canal: Sobrivevencialismo
Canal: Buenas Ideias
Bob Marley - Is This Love
Alborgheti
Léo Júnior
Excrementissimo
Dinheiro Fecal, Policial Corretor, Pinga Braba e Peixes não tem alma
Saiba como transformar seus dejetos em riquezas;
Que policias também são ocrretores no mundo todo, mesmo que alguns viram corredores do assunto...
A boiada ficou doida!!!!
E deixaram os peixes doidos...
Notícias Utilizadas:
https://globalnews.ca/tag/york-regional-police/
https://www.insider.com/drunk-indian-buffaloes-gujarat-expose-hidden-stash-contraband-liquor-2021-7
https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/06/europe/trout-drug-addiction-scli-intl-scn/index.html
Trilha Sonora:
Breaking World News by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6142-breaking-world-news
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Happy Asian Intro 01 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7136-happy-asian-intro-01
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Retro Party by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5423-retro-party-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Fancy Family by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5651-fancy-family-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wealthy Life by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5411-wealthy-life-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Silly Boy by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5409-silly-boy-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Monsters In Hotel by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5421-monsters-in-hotel-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Desculpas, Amor, Amor Espião, Culpa, Sorte, Guerra contra Napoleão
No programa de hoje, os sinceros arrependimentos de um podcaster, como lucrar com amor, como fugir com seu amor, como trazer sorte em um voo domestico, e porque Napoleão perder a batalha de Waterloo não significa nada para a bancada da bala belga.
Notícias Utilizadas:https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/east-asia/japan-man-dating-women-gifts-b1836986.html
Gênero, Fiofós, Italianos, Cuecas, e Lixo
No programa de hoje, conheça a história do gênero bombástico, saiba como marcar o seu fiofó pela sua residência, descubra que o estereótipo de italiano criminoso... é hoje foi verdade, que cuecas freadas são mais importantes do que você imagina e que apesar da vingança matar a alma e envenenar, velhos não ligam para isso!
Notícias Utilizadas no Programa:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/apr/23/gender-reveal-party-using-80-pounds-of-explosives-sets-off-earthquake-reports
https://wrat.com/2021/04/22/just-how-many-surfaces-does-your-cats-butt-touch-a-sixth-graders-science-fair-project-has-the-answer/
https://globalnews.ca/news/7777393/italy-skip-work-absentee-15-years/amp/
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56822571
https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/scientists-are-burying-2000-pairs-of-underpants-in-switzerland/
https://www.khon2.com/news/weird/couple-man-has-tossed-used-cups-in-their-yard-for-3-years/
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/apr/17/alabama-yoga-ban-public-schools-christian-groups
Trilha Sonora:
Breaking World News by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6142-breaking-world-news
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Happy Asian Intro 01 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7136-happy-asian-intro-01
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Retro Party by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5423-retro-party-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Fancy Family by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5651-fancy-family-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wealthy Life by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5411-wealthy-life-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Silly Boy by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5409-silly-boy-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Monsters In Hotel by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5421-monsters-in-hotel-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Dildos, Dois Macacos, Facebook, Fezes e o Deus Philip
No programa de hoje, saiba que a imagem do navio bloqueando o Canal de Suez, pode ser substituída pela falta do que ele evitou de entregar; Também saiba que um macaco sem bebidas é uma ameaça a sociedade, porém eles podem jogar vídeo games, também falamos de como jogar fezes em seus amiguinhos respeitosamente, sobre como o Facebook sendo americano, tem problemas com franceses, e claro, uma religião formada em torno do finado Duque de Edimburgo, o não tão querido como sua esposa Príncipe Philip.
Notícias Utilizadas:https://www.indy100.com/news/suez-canal-blocked-sex-toys-b1823395
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56731027
https://www.theverge.com/2021/4/8/22374749/elon-musk-neuralink-monkey-pong-brain-interface
Trilha Sonora:Breaking World News by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6142-breaking-world-news
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Happy Asian Intro 01 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7136-happy-asian-intro-01
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Retro Party by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5423-retro-party-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Fancy Family by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5651-fancy-family-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wealthy Life by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5411-wealthy-life-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Silly Boy by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5409-silly-boy-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Monsters In Hotel by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5421-monsters-in-hotel-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4071-monkeys-spinning-monkeys
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Pixo, Paquimetros, Cerveja, Escadas e De Volta Para Minha Terra
Neste programa saiba o que não fazer em uma galeria de arte, como medir o buraco, ou da base até a ponta, como poder ganhar dinheiro e beber cerveja, como se portar em uma escada rolante e a história de uma viagem que foi uma grande caixa furada....
Caranguejos, Sócrates, Pedreiragem e A Fronteira Final
No programa de hoje, saiba como jogar Doom caso esteja em uma ilha perdida, que por mais que você tente, seus argumentos a partir de 2021 serão inválidos na internet, também descubra que já que você perdeu a batalha no seu textão do Facebook, você também não conseguira dar cantas pelo Tinder melhor que um bot, e que no final das contas, ninguém irá superar a galenteação da discussão com a inteligência artificial do capitão Kirk.
Notícias Utilizadas No Programa:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/classic-video-game-doom-could-23793517
https://www.rt.com/news/518809-ibm-developing-ai-argue-humans/
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-021-03215-w
https://janellecshane.substack.com/p/gpt-3-tries-pickup-lines
Trilha Sonora:
Breaking World News by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6142-breaking-world-news
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Happy Asian Intro 01 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7136-happy-asian-intro-01
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Retro Party by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5423-retro-party-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Fancy Family by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5651-fancy-family-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wealthy Life by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5411-wealthy-life-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Silly Boy by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5409-silly-boy-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Quem Nunca, Conspiração, Tradição, Família e Get To The Choppa
No programa de hoje, saiba que sim, é normal, entenda o mistério que esta apavorando todo o Canadá, que a China fez uma versão melhor do ditado "Gato por Lebre", que ser pai é ter uma eterna divida, e por último, quem de fato será o nosso salvador!
Notícias Utilizadas No Programa:
https://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/10/24/study-billions-of-insects-have-accidental-gay-sex/
https://reason.com/2021/03/06/hard-butter-mystery-riles-canada/
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-56299849
https://deadline.com/2021/03/arnold-schwarzenegger-alien-invasion-uk-poll-news-1234717385/
Trilha Sonora:
Breaking World News by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6142-breaking-world-news
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Happy Asian Intro 01 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7136-happy-asian-intro-01
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Retro Party by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5423-retro-party-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Fancy Family by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5651-fancy-family-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wealthy Life by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5411-wealthy-life-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Silly Boy by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5409-silly-boy-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Monsters In Hotel by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5421-monsters-in-hotel-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Seios, Spam, Chanel Nº5, Gatos, e Vamos Precisar De Um Barco Maior
No programa de hoje, saiba como mostrar tetas com estilo, que Popeye poderia ser um desenho muito diferente, que dependendo do seu peso, vale a pena congelar o seu vômito além de se defender de felinos voadores e onde pode nadar no escuro com segurança.
Links De Notícias E Relacionadas Do Programa:
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-02-01/hollywood-sign-hollyboob-six-arrested
https://www.vice.com/en/article/bvxbg8/hohollywood-sign-stunt-julia-rose-jack-tenney
https://www.shagmag.com/ (+18)
https://www.nature.com/articles/nmat4771.epdf
https://pubs.acs.org/doi/full/10.1021/acsomega.0c02673
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14199064/woman-finds-whale-vomit-beach-thailand/
https://www.alsudaninews.com/ar/?p=113987
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-56256808
Trilha Sonora:
Breaking World News by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6142-breaking-world-news
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Happy Asian Intro 01 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7136-happy-asian-intro-01
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Retro Party by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5423-retro-party-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Fancy Family by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5651-fancy-family-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wealthy Life by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5411-wealthy-life-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Silly Boy by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5409-silly-boy-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Monsters In Hotel by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5421-monsters-in-hotel-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Zamboni, Milene Domingues, Monolito Corleone e Erik Magnus
No programa de hoje, saiba como brincar na neve, aprenda como fazer embaixadinhas, como lidar com objetos em formatos suspeitos, e não menos importante, como a ciência pode te ajudar a te transformar no mutante Magnteo (Não é ter super poderes, não serei responsável por nenhuma tentativa de ouvinte).
Notícias Do Programa:
https://www.bbc.com/ukrainian/features-56069042
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-56112310
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-needs-life-saving-surgery-23475943
Trilha Sonora:
Breaking World News by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6142-breaking-world-news
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Happy Asian Intro 01 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7136-happy-asian-intro-01
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Retro Party by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5423-retro-party-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Fancy Family by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5651-fancy-family-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wealthy Life by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5411-wealthy-life-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Silly Boy by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5409-silly-boy-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Monsters In Hotel by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5421-monsters-in-hotel-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Porcarias, Danças, Flacidez e Sashimi
No programa de hoje, saiba que os porcos jogam vídeo games, que o corpo humano é feito para a música, que a masculinidade é frágil e que o peixe de três olhos dos Simpsons esta quase virando realidade!!!
Links de noticias:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/642290/pigs-can-be-taught-play-video-games
https://www.metalsucks.net/2021/02/09/this-dude-built-a-guitar-out-of-his-dead-uncles-skeleton/
https://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/facial-cream-0014907
https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2021/02/australian-government-may-give-herpes-to-carp/
Trilha Sonora:
Breaking World News by WinnieTheMoog
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6142-breaking-world-news
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Happy Asian Intro 01 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7136-happy-asian-intro-01
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Retro Party by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5423-retro-party-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Fancy Family by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5651-fancy-family-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wealthy Life by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5411-wealthy-life-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Silly Boy by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5409-silly-boy-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Monsters In Hotel by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5421-monsters-in-hotel-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
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