Waking Up Woke

The guys discuss how stupid elementary school graduations are, break down the complicated hierarchy of candy types, and a would you rather: Prison for 3 months OR prison until you solve a Rubix cube

The guys discuss how many of them it would take to beat Lebron, how shitty speak easies are, FMK snacks addition, and wrap it up with a detailed discussion on the complex hierarchy of chips

The guys break down why they are both down bad this week, we do a fuck-marry-kill with your favorite types of food, and explain our top 5 appetizers to order at a restaurant

This week the guys shit on old people, babies, and SNL, do a segment of would you rather, and discus how many apples you could eat in one sitting

This week the guys discuss their super powers, talk about who is down bad this week, and a would you rather live with no heat or no AC

This week the guys discuss the coming attack by the swarm of cicadas, the Paul/Askren fight, and having to give a sideshow on all the people you’ve slept with

This week we have Griffy Guwop as our first ever guest to talk about his debut album Cristal Farley. We also pick his brain on some very interesting would you rathers #podcast #CristalFarley #StayWoke

Cyrus breaks down in DETAIL what his platform would be and how he plans on perfecting the planet by becoming the dictator of the world. We also talk our top 5 chain restaurants to keep it light.

We talk how life has been to easy for us and we need to up the difficulty, break down our strategy to survive in prison, and discuss how Isaiah would quickly climb the latter of the illegal drug industry

The guys open with how Cyrus almost got killed by a women at the grocery store, get into our thoughts on some hot movie debates, and finish off with a shit list and an argument on what type of dictator Cyrus would be(Spoiler: a very good one)

Cyrus explains how he is the greatest Netflix thief to ever exist, we go over an incredible shit list, and a little bachelor review

The guys talk the best and worst kinds of accents, our Super Bowl predictions, and how money isn’t real as the stock market proves to be a construct of man

The guys start out with a very heated argument regarding how they treat each other. Could this be the end? The boys take a quick personality test and get into their least favorite types of TV shows

This week Cyrus explains his euphoric experience getting his wisdom teeth removed, we talk our favorite kinds of pizza, and do a quick Bachelor review

The guys discus how time is just a construct, what is coming to Netflix in 2021, and a segment of Would You Rather: Be a Hobo or be Jesus

The guys open with an impromptu conversation about sex toys, talk our fantasy football seasons, what is making us feel like old men, and what celebrities have it too good

This week the guys discuss their choice of super powers, a fool proof strategy to win the hunger games, and why time is the dumbest construct ever

The guys open with a shitlist, an update on Elon Musk SpaceX, and wrap it up with a segment of questions where we talk cups and buckets, the key to Isaiah’s heart, and vibrators

This week we find out that Isaiah is an absolute psychopath. The guys discuss the best ways to hide a body, a segment of would you rather, and a shitlist

This week the guys talk their top 5 cool jobs and a special segment of questions where we talk what movie soundtrack defines our lives, and find out what it takes for Cyrus to take you out on a date.

This week we discuss how Cyrus was almost sex trafficked for his incredible physique, how architect Twitter is full of savages, and our top 5 role models

The guys talk the top TV shows they missed out on, how the world of fine art sales is actually a huge money laundering scheme, and why grave robbing is only sometimes bad

Episode 15: Waking Up To Highschool Fightclub. We do a Would You Rather, discus what types of teachers we could absolutely destroy in a fight, and come up with a hit TV show about a high school fighting ring(9:02)

The guys discuss their football woes, Isaiah calls out Cyrus for being a sellout, and we tell you how the Church is the true mafia of lower Manhattan

The guys discus their favorite types of piercings, a little NFL injury report, and get a first hand account of how to survive in prison

This week we do another segment of Good News/Bad News, talk about how Cyrus thinks nose jobs are bullshit, and we teach Isaiah how to breath through his ears

This week the guys discuss week one of the NFL, if Cyrus gaslights without knowing it, and if getting shit on during sex is cool

The guys discuss how useless time zones are, what makes you “mask hot” and our top 5 drunk foods

The guys discuss why mobile deposits aren’t immediately available, the unwritten rules of baseball, and the Wendys 4 for 4 challenge

The guys discuss jobs you can do drunk, why the tik-tok generation will kill us all, and how we would prove that we are from the future

The guys discuss if strip club wings are worth missing out on the NBA playoffs, Ocho Cinco taking viagra to score TDs, and how long it would take Isaiah to eat an entire loaf of bread

The guys discuss how ugly ankle socks are, COVID stupid bar laws, and a new investment opportunity: Cryo Baby Inc.

The guys discuss live music at bars, why umbrellas if are for squares, and answer some fan questions!

Isaiah official becomes a clout god. The guys discuss if Lucky charms are offensive and much more in this weeks episode!

The guys discuss what a personality boner is and what it means to them. The Great Debate for this week Dinosaurs real or fake?

In the second episode of Waking Up Woke the guys discuss if Isaiah should get an onlyfans. In this weeks toxic masculinity the guys tackle the female orgasm!

In the inaugural episode the guys talk about themselves, tackling Cyrus’s toxic masculinity traits and much more!