It Just Gets Worse

#039 - Debbie Duz Fonix (feat. Nicole Abrams)

An episode of It Just Gets Worse

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#066 - Just Boof It
This week on the podcast, Josh's dad tried to kill him, OJ is a straight Twitter savage, Etika has gone missing (spoiler alert, it doesn't end well), and so, so, so much more. #ScotlandFjord
July 2, 2019
#065 - Digglering
In this episode our audience will learn about Digglering, and we open the mail bag. 
June 19, 2019
#064 - She Speaks in Queefs
This week on the podcast we discuss if we would rather not be able to die or to not be able to live. What that means, who knows. We also sprinkle is some new that may or may not be relevant at the time. Recorded on 5-3-19
May 25, 2019
#063 - The White Lando Calrissian
The 4/20 Episode! This week on the podcast we partake in 4/20, Darren takes a "Blue Chew", Chris Hansen is broke, we discuss RDJ's blackface and other random items in the news. Recorded on 04-20-2019
May 6, 2019
#062 - Forged in Bullsh*t (feat. "Soviet" Mike Cummings)
This week on the Podcast, Darren is out and Soviet Mike is in. We talk about the dark side of orgasmic meditation, parents making out with their own kids as a "prank", and whatever happened to Tom Green and Andy Dick... Oh, and Joe Biden touches some kids. #BoobsForTroops Recorded on 4-6-2019.
April 24, 2019
#061 - Minutemen
In this episode we discuss the censorship of homosexuality in China, continental drift, musicals, heterosexual male cuddling, and we open the mail bag. Recorded on 3-29-2019. Want to get paid to listen to podcasts? Check out Podcoin at .
April 13, 2019
#060 - Jesus Was a 7
This week on the podcast Josh is at the Mint 400, Freddy Mercury's teeth are gross, everyone's a Ford Taurus in Upstate NY and the boys talk about random current events. Recorded 03-08-2019
April 4, 2019
#059 - The Tallest Midget
This week on the podcast we get some interesting stories in the mailbag, Darren ends his hunger strike, and other things unrelated happen. Recorded 03-15-19
March 27, 2019
#058 - Birth of a Queef
This week on the podcast, Beets is running a little late, we chat about Tyler Perry movies, Momo, why eating lab-grown meat is playing God, and finding porn in bushes. #PerpetuateTheHoax Recorded on 3-1-19.
March 20, 2019
#057 - The Blue Waffle
In this episode, we discuss dropshipping, the top meth producers in the country, and have our first live conversation with a caller.   Recorded 2-22-19.
March 12, 2019
#056 - A Symphony of Sex
This week on the podcast we talk about teachers having sex with students, dudes with perfectly manicured eyebrows, and much more! #hardrocknickisbroke Recorded on 02-16-19
March 5, 2019
#055 - Eat Beef, Respect Nothing
In this episode of the podcast, Mendookie has a black eye, Darren is firing on all cylinders and  we work collectively to push Judd into the Judd Zone. Recorded on 02-09-2019
February 20, 2019
#054 - Vagisil for the Mind
This week, on a Beets-free episode of the podcast, Judd gripes about video games, we discuss the benefits of foreskin facials and decorating your dog's balls (and we don't mean the ones you play fetch with), Overwatch porn, Ted Bundy and so, so much more. Join us won't you? Recorded 2-1-19.
February 13, 2019
#053 - The Bruce Lee of Handies
Latest episode of It Just Gets Worse. Recorded 1-18-19.
February 7, 2019
#052 - National Parks and Sex Robots (feat. Sharon Eriksen)
This week on the podcast we have one of Darren's siblings on to talk about the Government Shutdown affect on National Parks, Sex Robots, and other things that do not tie into each other. Recorded Jan 11th 2019
January 28, 2019
#051 - The Rosetta Stone of Nonsense (feat. Jason Loper)
This week we knock the rust off with friend of the podcast, Jason Loper. We talk about the black nobility, ridiculous laws and, of course - go over your emails.  Recorded on 12-14-18
January 16, 2019
#050 - Shook Betas
This week on the podcast, we take a little field trip to Thompson's Brewing Co. to celebrate 50 episodes of the IJGW podcast. Holy shit snacks! Recorded on 12-1-18.
December 24, 2018
#049 - Dr. Seuss Got Me Laid
In this Judd-free episode, we get "white girl wasted" with some of our listeners during our first ever live chat . Recorded 11-16-18.
December 5, 2018
#048 - Goo Manchu
This week on the podcast, we chat about video games and how they make us better people, international cuisine, anal worm farming, and lard festivals. Recorded 11-10-18.
November 14, 2018
#047 - Cadaver Relocation Engineers (feat. Shota Yokoyama)
This week on the podcast, the infamous Shota drops in to share some "ghost" stories, we try our best not to talk about dicks so much, we get a taste of sexual misconduct in a drive-through, and we check in to see what the almighty MIRV is up to. Goodnight Mark, I love you... Recorded 10-27-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get some meat: Get a VPN:
November 8, 2018
#046 - The Machine God (feat. Brandon Noah)
In this episode, Brandon joins us to talk about material science, space elevators, dating, and a very special man he met in Salt Lake City. Recorded 10-13-18.
November 1, 2018
#045 - Buttshuffling
This week one the podcast, Beets is back to babble about bats and Breaking Bad. Joe Rogan and Wesley Snipes face off in a battle for the ages and Darren dives deep into Debbie's diaries. Recorded 10-13-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get some meat: Get a VPN:
October 24, 2018
#044 - The Nice Part of Florida (feat. Cleo Doran)
Nani's. Milk Baths. Raspberries. Florida. Absinthe.
October 18, 2018
#043 Cryptocurious II: Swordfishing (feat. Eric Scrivner)
This week we are joined by Eric Scrivner, a software engineer for Coinbase. We discuss cryptocurrencies, craigslist, cannibals, and more. Recorded 09-22-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get some meat: Get a VPN:
October 11, 2018
#042 - Bumfights in Space!
This week on the podcast, we learn that the only thing Josh hates more than fat people, is people who dial wrong numbers. We try to answer the eternal question, "Why don't cobblers make cobbler?". Also genital jousting, space bums, the new Star Wars movies and so much more. Merry Grocery Store Nipple Day! Recorded 09-16-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get some meat: Get a VPN:
September 24, 2018
#041 - #doubleblack
Stouts are strong. Sex is a whack ass gift. "Beef Ridge" is a great lesbian band name. Recorded 09-07-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get some meat: Get a VPN:
September 17, 2018
#040 - The D*ck Shark Strikes Back (feat. Brittany Michelle)
This week on the podcast, our old pal "Dammit" Brittany drops in to discuss the return of Louis CK, Judd's short shorts, dick pics, and so much more. We're gonna need a bigger boat! Recorded 08-29-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get some meat: Get a VPN:
September 5, 2018
#039 - Debbie Duz Fonix (feat. Nicole Abrams)
This week on the podcast, we dive into the diaries of a mad woman who also happens to be Josh's mom. We also share our dreams, talk about manscaping, and imagine the best fight match-ups for Michael Cera. Recorded 08-18-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get some meat: Get a VPN:
August 22, 2018
#038 - Attack of the Night Bee
This week on the podcast, Judd might have mesothelioma and it makes him feel like going postal. We also dive into the world of craft sex toys. Why is the word "pee-pee" so unsexy? Beets Me. Recorded 08-03-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get a VPN:
August 8, 2018
#037 - Vent-free Death Stars (redux)
LARPers have big dick energy. Trump's Death Star won't have a thermal exhaust port. And what's in an Indio Loco? Recorded 07-22-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get a VPN:
July 26, 2018
#036 - Chimps Don't Swim
Fireworks are stupid and so is your dad. Say what you will about the Nazis, but they had a solid marketing department. Dr. Seuss might just be a fascist. Recorded 07-07-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get a VPN:
July 11, 2018
#035 - The Oxford Vagina
Darren sprains his ankle, but he earned his N-card in the process. We receive a very sexy email and try to determine if there's a narcissist among us. Recorded 06-22-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get a VPN:
July 4, 2018
#034 - My Favorite Suicide
Anthony Bourdain is dead, Beets tries mushrooms, Darren goes to Oregon, and the search for the fourth cast member is finally over! Recorded 6-8-18. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get a VPN:
June 16, 2018
#033 - The Fridgecats (feat. Rachel Hoffman)
We learn that Home schooling has mixed results, Judd and Darren share shrooming stories, and Josh's wife drops by to tell us why she keeps her cats in the fridge. Recorded on April 21st 2018. Buy our Merch: Buy stuff on Amazon: Get a VPN:
May 27, 2018
#032 - Chris Beets His Brother (feat. Matt Kaiser)
Beets' brother Matt stops by, we discuss how we spent our Easter, doing kid shit as a grown up, and drugs (as usual). Recorded on April 4th 2018.
May 12, 2018
#030 – Prescription Strength D*ck (feat. Chris Jacobsmeyer)
Do you like trains? Chris Jacobsmeyer does. We break down the top 10 list of countries that like to fuck, compare getting drunk on wine vs. beer, talk about masturbation, Big Macs, and heroin. #NotMyPope. Recorded on Jan. 19th 2018.
May 12, 2018
#029 – Grand Theft Camel (feat. Josh Mendoza)
Judd's spawn arrives, Darren eats meat, and Josh Mendoza stops by to tell us why you shouldn't date people from Intervention. #FishinForAWetNugget Recorded on January 11th, 2018
May 12, 2018
#028 – A Functionally White Christmas (feat. Vierra Ci)
Recorded on 12-29-17
May 12, 2018
#027 – Dammit Brittany
Our guest (Brittany) is a no show, we catch up on some emails, test out some new gear, and Darren discusses the merits of exclusively eating meat… Get your shit together Brittany!Recorded on December 09, 2017
May 12, 2018
#026 – Donuts and Mayonaisse (feat. Josh Mendoza)
Former Sangre guitarist Josh Mendoza stops by, Judd talks about Joe Rogan (again), Corey Feldman may have been raped, and reality TV is bullshit, except when love intervenes.Recorded on October 28th, 2017
May 12, 2018
#025 – The La Croix Generation (feat. Christopher Zeischegg)
On this episode we have guest Chris Zeischegg, Ex-Pornstar, Musician, Author and all around god damn gentleman.Recorded on November 2nd, 2017
May 12, 2018
#024 – Cryptocurious (feat. Eric Scrivner)
This week we have Eric Scrivner, a Software Engineer at Coinbase. We talk about Coinbase, the cryptocurrency space in general and other topics… Oh, and Beets gets WASTED.Join Coinbase: on October 21st, 2017
May 12, 2018
#023 – Rigoramole (feat. Chris Paoli & Jason Loper)
Judd’s about that vape life, Blade Runner, Wasseling, Co-ED Baby Showers are Bullshit, Sex in Public, and some beer talk! Recorded on October 14th, 201y7
May 12, 2018
#021 – The Hard Stuff
A Judd-less episode where the crew talks about IT (The Movie), Divorce, Favorite Kids, Friends in Porn, Dating on a Budget, The “Dick Voice”, and Binge Drinking While Pregnant.Recorded September 17th, 2017
May 12, 2018
BONUS #001 – Judd’s House Warming Party
Special Bonus Episode that took place during Judd’s House Warming party. Multiple guests and various discussions and rants were had.Recorded August 19th, 2017
May 12, 2018
#022 – Big Hair Young (feat. Michael Cummings)
We talked of social media dynamics, shaving is a lie, the grundle-grease talk, wendy’s vs. mcdonalds, universal income, scam calls, and Judd’s EDM hour.Recorded September 22nd, 2017
May 12, 2018
#020 – The Crack Liaison (feat. Dan Moore)
20th episode, woohoo! Dan joins us again! Hecklers are people, the crack liaison and oh whats your pronoun?Recorded on August 31st, 2017.
May 12, 2018
#019 – Judd is a Bad, Bad Girl
Recorded August 11th 2017
May 12, 2018
#018 – Transitioning (feat. Chris Paoli)
Paoli is back and things get a little weird.Recorded August 4th 2017
May 12, 2018
#017 – #ImWithCuba
This week on the podcast, we discuss the anarchist cookbook, the juice is loose, GTA, being stoned on roller-coasters, and so much more.Recorded on July 30th, 2017
May 12, 2018
#016 – Rise of the D*ck Shark (feat. Brittany Michelle)
We are back from a 2 week break and still talking about random nonsense and dive into the mailbag pretty deep!Recorded July 19, 2017
May 12, 2018
#015 – Terrible Accents & Juggalos
Florida & California Orange Juice, Hot Sexy Movie Scenes, Juggalos and an Indiana Jones sequel. Recorded 6-29-17
May 12, 2018
#014 – Lick My Couch
New location, headphones, and something about Elon’s Musk.Recorded 6-21-17
May 12, 2018
#013 – Bernard Lives! (feat. Evan Solano)
On this week’s episode, Evan Solano (and his alter ego) stops by to discuss tika masala, office bathroom etiquette, Judd makes anger shorts, Emily shares a very special edition of “DeLapp-idated”, and much, much more…Recorded on 6-15-2017
May 12, 2018
#012 – Darius the Horse (feat. Kalauna Carmichael)
Special guest Kalauna stops by and gives us a riveting hiking story, that and many other things!
May 12, 2018
#011 – There’s a Pug at Stake (feat. Lyndsey Beets)
This week, Beets’ wife sits in while we discuss dealing with exes, authentic Mexican cuisine, first world ghosts, and Riverdale. We also dip back into the ol’ mailbag, Judd has a palette guy and Emily gets robbed… like, a lot.Recorded June 3rd, 2017
May 12, 2018
#010 – Here’s the Thing, Quentin… (feat. Rob Case)
This week we talk about astrology, dip into mail, sports are stupid, David Lynch is a nuisance, and Judd loves muffin tops!Recorded May 25th, 2017
May 12, 2018
#009 – A Parade of Symptoms and Complaints (feat. Dan Moore)
Lyft gets pretty sexy, adoptions complicated, Emily has an Alien Covenant Review, CGI sucks and Judd is his own Grandpa.Recorded May 11th, 2017
May 12, 2018
#008 – Ja Rule Messed Up (feat. Chris Paoli)
This podcast had some audio issues, we do apologize.Recorded 5-4-17
May 12, 2018
#007 – A Wrench in the Ointment
Recorded 4-20-17
May 12, 2018
#006 – The Judd Who Wasn’t There
Recorded 4-12-17
May 12, 2018
#005 – Pumpkin Spice B*tch (feat. Brandon Born)
Special guest Brandon Born stops by, we talk movies again, specifically the new Power Rangers. Emily shares the entirety of her medical history and we debate whether old-timey acting counts as acting.Recorded 3-30-17
May 12, 2018
#004 – Another F*cking Chris (feat. Chris Paoli)
Recorded on March 23rd, 2017.
May 12, 2018
#003 – Three Men and a Middle-aged Woman
This week on the podcast, we share Vegas stories, the end of Mad Men, the re-release of Scary Stories, and we imagine the dark, gritty reboot of Three Men and a Baby. Also, Judd talks cryptocurrencies, and we mourn the loss Robin Williams and video stores.Recorded 3-16-17
May 12, 2018
#002 – Finding Matt Damon (feat. Matt Eberhardt)
There used to be a nice episode summary here, but apparently Judd deleted it. Not sure what we talked about, but I can tell you that our guest was definitely Matt Eberhardt, and Emily debuted her new segment, “DeLapp-idated”.Thanks a pant-load Judd.Recorded March 9, 2017.
May 12, 2018
#001 – Did Emily Have It Coming?
Darren slapped Emily.
May 12, 2018
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