It’s On! With Cris and J
By Cris & J
It’s On! With Cris and JAug 08, 2023
Mannequin
Mannequin is a 1987 American romantic comedy[1] film directed by Michael Gottlieb in his directional debut, and written by Edward Rugoff and Gottlieb. It stars Andrew McCarthy, Kim Cattrall, Estelle Getty, Meshach Taylor and G. W. Bailey. The original music score was composed by Sylvester Levay. A modern retelling of the Pygmalion myth, the film revolves around a chronically underemployed passionate artist named Jonathan Switcher who lands a job as a department-store window dresser and the mannequin he created which becomes inhabited by the spirit of a woman from Ancient Egypt, but only comes alive for Jonathan.
Pure Country
Hey it's movie night and you're invited! None of our exes live in Texas but that doesn't stop us from talking about them. We dive in to that George Stait GEM Pure Counrty! Cris can't stop singing and J is the king of arguing for no damn reason. By the way never call Cris "Girl". Grab your favorite snacks and hit the couch.
It's On!Pure Country is a 1992 American drama film directed by Christopher Cain and starring George Strait in his acting debut, with Lesley Ann Warren, Isabel Glasser and Kyle Chandler.
Mallrats
Mallrats is a 1995 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith and starring Jason Lee, Jeremy London, Shannen Doherty, Claire Forlani, Ben Affleck, Jason Mewes, Joey Lauren Adams, Michael Rooker, and Smith as Silent Bob. It is the second film in the View Askewniverse and a prequel to 1994's Clerks.
Just One of The Guys
**SPOILER ALERT!** J is three sheets to wind and off the tracks. Cris just tries to keep this train on the track. "Everyone just stop being raisins!"
Grab your favorite snacks and hit the couch. It's On! This podcast contains strong language and sexual discussions. Listener discretion is advised.
When Terry Griffith (Joyce Hyser) loses her high school's writing competition, she's convinced that it's because she's a girl. So Terry decides to change high schools and pose as a boy to prove her point. Her brother, Buddy (Billy Jacoby), helps her pass as a guy so well that she is soon making friends with the boys at school, including the attractive Rick (Clayton Rohner), who becomes her new best friend. But her gender-swapping makes things difficult when she falls in love with him.
Empire Records
"Clerks"
Happy Birthday Kevin! Join us as we pay tribute to one of our FAVORITE director the one and only Kevin Smith. This was fun. With Kev's 51st born day around the corner we wanted to honor him with the viewing of his first film. Now we just have to figure out which couple we can relate to more. Randall and Dante' or Jay and Silent Bob?!?
Grab a snack and your favorite beverage and hit the couch. It's on!
This podcast contains strong language and sexual discussions. Listener discretion is advised.
Clerks is a 1994 American black-and-white buddy comedy film written, produced and directed by Kevin Smith. The film stars Brian O'Halloran and Jeff Anderson, it presents a day in the lives of titular store clerks Dante Hicks (O'Halloran) and Randal Graves (Anderson), along with their acquaintances. Clerks is the first of Smith's View Askewniverse films, and introduces several recurring characters, notably Jay and Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and Smith).
"Weekend at Bernie's"
"Detroit Rock City"
Get up! Get Down ! It's movie night and you're invited! You gotta lose your mind in Detroit Rock City. We take a trip to the late 70's and the rock and roll buddy film Detroit Rock City. If J doesn't choke on his snack we should have a great time.
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Detroit Rock City is a 1999 American teen comedy film directed by Adam Rifkin and written by Carl V. Dupré. It tells of four teenage boys in a Kiss tribute band who try to see their idols in concert in Detroit in 1978.
"A Low Down Dirty Shame"
A Low Down Dirty Shame is a 1994 American action comedy film written, directed by, and starring Keenen Ivory Wayans. The film also stars Charles S. Dutton, Jada Pinkett, and Salli Richardson.
"Pootie Tang"
It's movie night...though J may have other ideas. Ass whoppings, 702 and low rise jeans. Let do this one for the tippy ties!
Pootie Tang is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Louis C.K. Adapted from a comedy sketch that first appeared on The Chris Rock Show,[4] the character Pootie Tang is a satire of the stereotyped characters who appeared in old blaxploitation films. The title character's speech, which vaguely resembles pidgin, is mostly unintelligible to the audience, but the other characters in the film have no problem understanding him.
"50 First Dates'
Oh the joys of Walrus Vomit! (Or Dookie out da mouth - according to J.) Anyone else want to clap Drew in the mouth? No? Ok. Join us for our first venture into the Happy Madison universe.
Grab your favorite snacks and hit the couch. It's On!
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50 First Dates is a 2004 American romantic comedy film directed by Peter Segal and starring Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Rob Schneider, Sean Astin, Blake Clark, and Dan Aykroyd. It follows the story of Henry, a womanizing marine veterinarian who falls for an art teacher named Lucy. When he discovers she has amnesia and forgets him a day later, he resolves to win her over again each new day.
“Teen Witch”
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Teen Witch is a 1989 American teen fantasy comedy film directed by Dorian Walker, written by Robin Menken and Vernon Zimmerman, and starring Robyn Lively and Zelda Rubinstein.
"Ski Patrol"
Grab your favorite snacks and hit the couch. It's On!
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Ski Patrol is a 1990 American comedy film directed by Richard Correll and starring Roger Rose, Yvette Nipar, Paul Feig, T. K. Carter, Leslie Jordan, George Lopez, Ray Walston, and Martin Mull
"Waiting"
Hey it's movie night and you're invited! R.I.P Desoto Square! Cris and J revisit their experiences in the restaurant industry as they watch "Waiting". J stay in his feelings. Cris talks about working 4 jobs at one point in her life. (Hey Mon!) Grab your favorite snacks and hit the couch. It's On!
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Waiting... is a 2005 American independent comedy-drama film written and directed by Rob McKittrick (in his directorial debut) and starring Ryan Reynolds, Anna Faris, and Justin Long.
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
Hey it's movie night and you're invited! Cris & J rewatch "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". The 2008 comedy classic has them touching on everything from Umbro shorts to depression. Grab your favorite snacks and hit the couch. It's On!
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a 2008 American romantic comedy film directed by Nicholas Stoller and starring Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis and Russell Brand. The film, which was written by Segel and co-produced by Judd Apatow, was released by Universal Pictures.