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I've Never Read Discworld

I've Never Read Discworld

By I've Never Read Discworld

A podcast exploring Pratchett's Discworld one book at a time with city watcher @pjhart86 and tourist @andrewluke (Keep im spoiler-free pls!)
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Book 3. Equal Rites

I've Never Read DiscworldNov 23, 2022

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Book 14. Lords and Ladies
Mar 19, 202401:30:29
Book 13: Small Gods

Book 13: Small Gods

"The Turtle Moves."


WITNESS: as Andy is converted to Small Gods. PRAY: for PJ, refugee from religion's archives. TESTIFY: Small Gods is the novel connecting Grant Morrisson, Deadliest Catch and Geoffrey Chaucer. PRAISE BE to Terry


L-Space: https://www.lspace.org/books/apf/small-gods.html

Andy's YouTube: https://youtube.com/@andrewluke


Small Gods audio, c. BBC.

30 second excerpt in accordance with Fair Use policies.

Feb 14, 202401:37:48
Ep 15 The Magic of Terry Pratchett (ft. Marc Burrows)

Ep 15 The Magic of Terry Pratchett (ft. Marc Burrows)

20 years after first messaging online, hosts Andy and PJ meet for the very first time. We interview biographer and comedian Marc Burrows, in Belfast, to debut his 2024 UK tour for 'The Magic of Pratchett'. We review Marc's show, (highly recommended), and talk about its effects on our own reading journeys. And whambam, a follow-up to 'Casting Couch' as we go through reader suggestions! Get a ticket for Marc's live show: https://www.marcburrows.co.uk/live-dates Buy The Magic of Terry Pratchett: https://www.marcburrows.co.uk/s/shop Support our podcast at https://patreon.com/andyluke

Jan 20, 202401:29:45
Ep. 14 Casting Couch!

Ep. 14 Casting Couch!

Who would you cast in your Discworld TV show? PJ and Andy drop the script and open up their imaginations. Listenings: https://anchor.fm/iveneverreaddiscworld Write to us at iveneverreaddiscworld@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/discworldGNU Facebook: https://facebook.com/discworld GNU Andy's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/andyluke

Dec 11, 202349:28
Book 12. Witches Abroad

Book 12. Witches Abroad

"Stories are broken to be made." Terry Pratchett's Witches Abroad is a road trip from The Ramtops, a book about nothing, to Genua, where it all kicks off. Two Northern Irish writers explore a story about stories with the passion of Nanny Ogg, people like her often found in pairs. Newb Andy packs an armoury of props, and PJ knocks back a lot of absinthe. Climb aboard! Listenings: https://anchor.fm/iveneverreaddiscworld Write to us at iveneverreaddiscworld@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/discworldGNU Facebook: https://facebook.com/discworld GNU Andy's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/andyluke Talking Heads: Papa Legba, re-recorded version from the film True Stories (1986) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u21-p4sTz4w

Nov 07, 202301:35:29
Ep. 13 Mort: A Big Comic
Oct 10, 202301:04:58
Book 11. Reaper Man
Sep 04, 202301:28:34
Book 10. MOVING PICTURES

Book 10. MOVING PICTURES

"Stan Lee IS Dibbler!" An epic episode for an epic novel. Terry Pratchett pulls on the thread linking King Kong, Gone with the Wind, and Star Trek. Andy loads up with props. PJ swims in film history. Special guest Zach Brown provides linking narration, and there's visuals from designer Kathryn Rosa Miller. Join us, IN A WORLD GONE MAD!!! Links Reach out to us at: https://twitter.com/discworldgnu Zach Brown: https://www.the-voice-guy.com/ Kathryn Rosa Miller: https://www.kathrynrosamiller.com/post/cover-thoughts-discworld Andy's Politics Aloud: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/politics-aloud Andy's Patreon: https://patreon.com/andyluke

Jul 10, 202301:45:26
Book 9: Eric

Book 9: Eric

"We were told by American preachers in the 80s that Satan was out to get us because... he loved us, loved our souls for loyalty points or diddling or something."


A deep dive into the life and work of Josh Kirby kicks off two Belfast writers considering Eric. So that's seeing time and space, where history meets myth, office hell, and the power of Discworld in domesticity. Which came first: the chicken or the egg sandwich? PJ considers cause and effect, and Andy explains how you can get a radiator key.


Read more about Josh Kirby at Liverpool Museums: https://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/whatson/walker-art-gallery/exhibition/out-of-world-art-of-josh-kirby and https://www.joshkirbyart.com/

Come say hi on Twitter @discworldgnu

Jun 19, 202301:35:29
Book 8. Guards! Guards!

Book 8. Guards! Guards!

"Are you looking forward to the coronation, PJ?"

"I'm looking forward to the dragon."


In which we discuss the familial unit of The Watch as cine noir, police procedural, and post-Python genius. We gush! Bring up the video to see the original artefact related to PJ's tulips story, and Andy's hyper-expressive arm movements for a book he didn't want to finish. You know the password, right?

May 09, 202301:20:13
Book 7. Pyramids

Book 7. Pyramids

"It's the old ways versus the new. We've all been there. Raging against our parents and raging against the way things are, when we know things should be different." - PJ

In which PJ and Andy consider home and away through the lens of Egyptian-themed city, Djelibeybi. Names are mispronounced. Time itself is interrogated. Questions are asked about the weight of tradition, and the nature of power.


Come find us on Twitter and Facebook @DiscworldGNU

Email at iveneverreaddiscworld@gmail.com


Apr 03, 202301:24:20
Book 6. Wyrd Sisters
Feb 20, 202301:33:10
Book 5. Sourcery

Book 5. Sourcery

"All. Out. Thamaturgical. War."


Newbie Andy opens with a shocking revelation but ultimately plays second banana to Discworldly P.J. and his first reading at how Sir Terry's arm's a-gettin' fits into the Disc-curriculum. Drinking at the Drum there's strong use of the F-word (Fantasy) in chatter about life during wartime, university modernisation, domestic abuse and climate crisis. Ook!


Pratchett at Queen's University UNICON 1989 https://www.facebook.com/groups/belfastsciencefiction/posts/6182301498460625/


Write to us at iveneverreaddiscworld@gmail.com

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Jan 24, 202301:10:52
Book 4. Mort

Book 4. Mort

"The moment were Discworld arrives." - PJ

Interrogating Pratchett's classic fan-favourite, the Belfast-casters consider Mort and the outsider perspective, greasy spoons, and how reality looks. PJ waxes lyrical on the rejection of death and body issues. Andy is contrary on everything from big man theory to plot-stuffing, armoured with a statement on how he's probably right.

Dec 17, 202201:25:34
Book 3. Equal Rites

Book 3. Equal Rites

“She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.”

A couple of old white men try to talk gender politics without embarrassing themselves, while one of them is wearing a witches hat. Also introducing: Andy's Tree Time!


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The Whispering Trees, Smithsonian Magazine https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-whispering-trees-180968084/
How trees secretly talk to each other, BBC https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science-environment-44643177

Nov 23, 202201:24:57
Ep. 3 The Colour of Magic REDUX: TV, Comics

Ep. 3 The Colour of Magic REDUX: TV, Comics

"I was doing some really explanatory hand gestures there for somebody who wasn't watching the video."

In a special bonus episode, we get into adaptations of The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic. Andy opens a big pack from the Discworld Emporium and talks about the series' place in early 90s comics; and PJ goes full-geek on the 2008 Sky TV movies and his love for David Bradley.

The Spotify/YouTube video version of this cast is recommended for a full immersive experience.

Write to us at iveneverreaddiscworld@gmail.com

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 Discworld Emporium: https://www.discworldemporium.com/

Nov 01, 202238:55
Book 2. The Light Fantastic

Book 2. The Light Fantastic

'Terry Pratchett inspired the GoBots!'

In which Andy has many quotes and sticky notes, and PJ talks about his childhood memories of Discworld. Fairytale realism is discussed, and how Bethan,  Cohen and Herenna overturn fantasy tropes. We wonder if all the wizards are Tories, and consider the apocalypticism of the Disc's red scare.

Write to us at iveneverreaddiscworld@gmail.com

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https://www.reddit.com/r/discworld/comments/xio7u7/as_promised_the_first_episode_of_ive_never_read/

https://guild.pratchatpodcast.com/index.php?title=I%E2%80%99ve_Never_Read_Discworld

Cover art by Tahir at https://www.fiverr.com/j_graphics12

Oct 19, 202201:07:56
Book 1. The Colour of Magic

Book 1. The Colour of Magic

'It's the fantasy version of The Wire.'

Experienced wizard PJ Hart guides the tourist Andy Luke through the first book in Terry Pratchett's world: a world supported on the back of a giant turtle (sex unknown); from the docks to taverns of Ankh-Morpork, to forests, temples and the edge of the world.

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Sep 18, 202201:08:35
September 15, 2022

September 15, 2022

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