I Wanna Hate It!

In this episode, we watch the DCEU/Snyderverse implode as walking, talking, running, choking PR disaster Ezra Miller travels through spaghetti time to meet himself and cause catastrophic retrocausal changes to the timeline. Henry Cavill's Superman is replaced with Sasha Calle's Supergirl, Batfleck is replaced with Keaton-Batman, fans are sure to be serviced, and the CGI is sure to be cheesy in: Michael Keaton Batman 3: The Flash (2023)‼

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In this episode of IWHI, we watch 1993's fourth biggest film featuring Dinosaurs, Carnosaur!¹ Can this Creature Feature about a wildlife-hating night watchman single-handedly taking on a government-backed corporate mad scientist and her scheme to replace humanity using a dinosaur virus stand on its own, or is it doomed to always be nothing more than "1993's 'other' dinosaur movie"? Tune in to find out!

¹ Carnosaur tailed behind Jurassic Park, Super Mario Bros., and We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story in the box office. I couldn't find numbers for Prehysteria!, but I can't rule out the possibility that it may also have outperformed Carnosaur.

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In this episode of IWHI, we watch the 1991 tokusatsu film about genetic violence, The Guyver! Will we find out who the Guyver is? Will the movie settle on being serious, silly, or have tonal ignorance? Is this film the lowest point in Mark Hamill's career? Tune in to find out!

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In this episode of IWHI, Arden and Alex review the second Batman movie of the podcast, Joel Schumacher's Batman & Robin! Can Clooney Batman with his Batnipples, smug smirk, stupid sidekicks and endless shots of grappling hooks compare to the grimdark emo Bob Bats from The Batman (2022)? How cool are Mr. Freeze's ice puns? Is the audio quality on this episode tolerable enough for you—the listener—to tolerate for over two and a half hours? Tune in to find out!

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In this episode of IWHI, we review the long-awaited sequel to Super Mario Bros. (1993): The Super Mario Bros. Movie Part 2 (2023)! Can an unenthusiastic Crisp Rat, Seth Rogan with a stupid laugh, and the rest of the new voice cast live up to the prequel’s precedence of acting excellence set by Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo? How faithful to the video game source material is this 92 minute computer-animated feature film adaptation? Will the plumber bros. fix a water, mane? Will we see them lay pipe? Tune in to find out!

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Are you ready to PLUNGE? Are you ready to dive in goomba-cannonball style to Episode 13 of your favorite Podcast IWHI? Well get ready to break some bricks and eat some Crisp Rat as we de-evolve into 1993's Super Mario Bros.

Bob-Ombs AWAY and don't forget to like and share!

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Are you ready to step up and into the ''Soldier Zone''? Do you have enough FEAR...and...DISCIPLINE to match up to Kurt Russell's hair? This Episode covers 1998's Soldier with Kurt Russell! It's an action movie...that's it! Question is though, did we Love it, Hate it, or think it's Cheesey!? Tune in to find out!

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Hello IWHI Heads!

We bring to you episode 11!

This episode follows a ''gutter art'' cult film, 1997's Gummo! More like Gum"NO" am I right? (Queue Laugh Track).

If you've never seen this ''film'', you're in for a treat because we can tell you if you should or not!

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For the Xth episode of I Wanna Hate It, Alex has gone on an all-out editing bonanza in celebration of IWHI's entrance into the double digits! Although this is the longest episode thus far, the original runtime before editing was 5 hours, 21 minutes and 9 seconds, so you're getting only the good stuff! 

In this episode we discuss the fantasy/sci-fi/arthurian legend/throw-everything-in-a-blender film Krull, a film that really "moves" and features a famous (infamous?) weapon known as the "glaive" that in real life would hurt the user just as much as the enemy. This episode is also introduced by the temporarily resurrected queen of England. 

Most important of all, we ask the question: am I that man? 

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In this episode of IWHI, Alex and Arden review eccentric genius auteur Werner Herzog's Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call: New Orleans. Nicolas Kim Coppola, master thespian, portrays a homicide detective as he leaps into shallow water to rescue a drowning prisoner and is promoted for extreme valor in the line of duty (Good Lieutenant!)... 

... but in doing so he irreversibly injures his spine. The pain causes him to become Nicolas un-Caged as he goes on a reckless, manic, drug-fueled rampage through Port of Call New Orleans - abusing his power, threatening old ladies, cutting deals with mobsters, gambling with Brad Dourif - and just generally acting like a pretty Bad Lieutenant. 

Thank you for listening to our podcast! If you liked it, please subscribe and share it so we know we're not just talking into the void! 

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"Life...finds a way'' - Jeff Goldblum/Ian Malcom.
On this episode, we find our hosts embarking on an epic journey of giganotosaurus proportions. This jurassic enjoyment is about a movie that the hosts BOTH want to love but also are unsure due to it's potential plot blunders. Will they agree and say that they hate it, love it, or find it CheEsY?
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BloooOOOODDDD....ffFFREEEeeeaaakkk... You just gotta tune into this one folks, we delve into 1972's Blood Freak and give our take on this wacky horror filled film.
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We take on the 2nd round of bats as we watch "Bob Bats'' - Robert Pattinson AKA Robby P, AKA Bob Pa, AKA Patty Ro, AKA ok I'll stop...In 2022's "The Batman''.

What will this generation of Batman be like...?

Will we hate it?

Tune in to find out, but hold onto your horses because "Bob Bats" is in the driver seat of The Batmobile in this one!

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We watch Jared Pedo play a cowardly character named Moooorbius! He wants to die so I would say he wants to hate it too...anyhoo, enjoy the pedosode..oops I mean EPISODE!

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Alex and Brandon watch Old Boy the 2003 film. This episode is especially long but for good reason as the movie is 2 hrs and can be confusing at times. Find out on this episode if the hatred stays or maybe it gets redeemed.

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In this episode, Alex has a new host on the show named Arden in which they watch "Van" Diesel (AKA Mark Sinclair) in xXx that's ''Triple X". It's an action film that should be good but Arden wanted to hate it so bad...after watching the film will he still hate it or will he think ''It's Cheesey"? Tune in to find out!

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We watch Donnie Darko (2001) and see if we hate it as much as we thought/remember.

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